Master Bates Pretends To Be Eating Out At Pub He’s Banned From By Using Pictures From May, Gets Called Out By Employees, Customers, And Owners 

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We’ve got an update on North Shore Eats scam artist Greg Bates. As of last week he had been banned from a number of restaurants after having no answer for vast, vast undocumented moneys that was supposed to go to a charity, as well as lying about pay to play scams, extortion of small businesses, unreported income, non payment of child support, pretending to kill himself in front of the children, and much, much more. One of those restaurants is the Anchor Pub & Grille in Beverly:

Well, Master Bates, who stopped posting in the group for an entire week, came out of hibernation today. And he shockingly posted this:

This laardvark just won’t go down easy.

He’s acting like the emperor just returned from sacking Mongolia…

Notice one person had the audacity to ask him if the mountains of evidence against him were true.

And for that she got…..

Duh!! It’s almost as if he’s running a cult that only allows morons who blindly believe they aren’t being deceived by a con-artist.

Then we saw this:

Hmmm…..She didn’t see you? Weird.

Next thing you know the flood gates were opened….

Yup. He reposted an old post from May:

This dude is so desperate to convince people that everything is just fine that he’s pretending to be at restaurants using free gift cards. And he’s so stupid that he thinks people won’t notice he’s using pictures from May. This is a restaurant that he must’ve forgotten have banned him. And of course they found out about it and wanted to set the record straight:

This is amazing. He’s really never gonna stop this. Which is fine, because we can keep documenting his scams. You’re done Greg. Just give it up, get a real job, pay your child support, and try to be a real dad.

10 Comment(s)
  • WeAreFucked
    July 2, 2018 at 9:50 am

    Susan Begley “too much unnecessary bullshit?” REALLY? You think exposing the leader of your go-to-page for food information as a criminal who lies and cheats non-profits is “unnecessary bullshit?”

    That you are still supporting that page says all I need to know about you and your “fuck the kids with disabilities” attitude.

    How was the evidence presented not factual enough for you? Where is Bates’ lawsuit against this blog for publishing such misinformation? Why is the charity now requesting that donations be made directly to them? Who personally cashes a check that is supposed to go charity? Where are the thousands of dollars that Bates supposedly raised beyond the amount that was actually given to the charity?

    The only thing anyone should say to Bates is “Fuck you & your page.”

    • Screw PC
      July 2, 2018 at 12:08 pm

      All anybody should say to that fuckstick Greg Bates is “I hereby sentence you to…”.

  • Rama
    July 2, 2018 at 9:41 am


  • Sweaty Balls
    July 2, 2018 at 6:03 am

    Hurry up with my $150 cash and 2 gifties!

    I need to “buy” an air-conditioner I’m sweating my fat ass off!

  • Walter Kronkite
    July 1, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    This guy is seriously too stupid for his own good. Instead of trying to lie low and let the heat blow over (like 99% of dumb criminals understand) he has to go and poke the bear on social media. It’s absolutely heart breaking the current AG would rather chase Trump than pursue criminals because rectifying this situation could actually instill some faith back into that office. Try not to let this story die, TB, those autistic kids deserve their charity money.

  • itsjustme
    July 1, 2018 at 9:59 am

    I noticed he has lost a few thousand followers on his page, not nearly enough, but it’s a start.
    I also heard his gf dumbed him. Not sure if that is true or not. I just hope ARC or someone files charges against him soon.

    • Bob Kardashian
      July 1, 2018 at 10:22 am

      Even if you donated $50 to his cause, it is worth fighting for. Anyone can take him to court. It only costs $40 to do so in MA and then subpoena him to produce all his financial records regarding donations to charity. Civil suits that obtain evidence as such make it easier for criminal charges to be filed after or during.

  • bigdaddy
    July 1, 2018 at 8:38 am

    when is this shitbag getting arrested ?

    • The Professor
      The Professor
      July 1, 2018 at 1:36 pm

      Exactly. The restaurants who in good faith donated gift cards should demand an accounting. It’s bad enough to steal from a charity but a fat lard ass extorting money from small businesses operating on razor thin margins is reprehensible. I’d love to see a couple of lawsuits.

      This shit bag knows how to hide money so its unlikely that there will be much recovery but maybe it stings him and deters other hustlers.

      How about a Beverly restaurant ban on Gregg?

  • The Professor
    The Professor
    July 1, 2018 at 8:22 am

    Thanks for keeping on this weasel. He is likely banking on the storm blowing over and hundreds of imbeciles on his page either not knowing or not caring about his crimes. Like Dear Deirdre Hall and Leigha Genduso before him, he has little to fear from the mainstream press and law enforcement, particularly in this corrupt state. If we let the small time grifters off the hook, the big fish are emboldened.

    I hope North Shore Turtle Riders are vocal about this when they eat at restaurants. The owners should understand their customers don’t support criminals.

    Gregg needs to be in prison. Fraud and extortion are still crimes as far as I know.

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