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If you’re like me, then sometimes you can’t fall asleep at night because you’re asking yourself, “I wonder what lie Maude the Fraud is up to right now?” If you don’t know who Maude Gorman is then you must be new here. Feel free to catch up here.
But the course cutting, pathological liar who completely made up a story about being gang raped in order to win a beauty contest is now pretending to be a student at Brown University. As in, the Ivy League school in Providence.
So she filled out an application do some volunteer work with Americorps, and it’s run through Brown University. But don’t get it twisted – she’s not actually a student at Brown. You can see everything that this federally funded relic of Lyndon Johnson’s Great Society does here. Who knows if she’s really volunteering, since she’s Maude the Fraud and has lied about pretty much everything her entire life. Wait, as it turns out she’s not actually enrolled in the program according to Brown’s website.
She just can’t stop lying. It’s literally the only thing she knows how to do. She’s not a volunteer, never mind a student at Brown. Nevertheless she’s certainly pretending to be…..
Oh look, she’s got a highlighter and she’s doing work in the library. Funniest part about this, as usual, is that she had to ask someone to take a picture of her highlighting random shit in the library in order to make her idiotic IG followers believe she’s an actual student doing schoolwork at Brown.
“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.”
Yea, except you’re not there to get an education.
“I’m here to learn everything I possibly can.”
No Maude, you’re here to build up your resume and keep up the facade that you’re a charitable former beauty queen.
Then in her most recent post she kicked it up a notch.
She’s always a victim folks. Everyone made fun of her in high school, even though she came from a wealthy family in Hingham, she was completely healthy, and likely didn’t have any physical deformities that would lead to other kids getting bullied.
Either way, she is CLEARLY leading her followers to believe she’s attending classes at Brown, which is a lie. As you can see, some of them who likely attended school there are even recommending she take classes with certain professors.
Of course Maude had nothing to say back to them, because Maude is not a student at Brown.
Some might ask you, why are you guys still writing about Maude the Fraud? We get the point turlte fucker!! But the fact of the matter is she’s a liar, all the CNN articles praising her are still up, and she’s gonna keep lying and lying for the rest of her life because it’s all she knows how to do. And we will be here to call her out on it and remind that we are always watching. As you can see from this post in October, she reads every blog we publish about her.
“Why don’t more survivors come forward.”
Because of people like you Maude. Human garbage like you have made it harder for people to believe real victims of sexual assault. You have appropriated their pain for your financial benefit.