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Maude The Fraud Gorman Is Now Pretending To Be A Student At Brown University Because Her Entire Life Is A Lie

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If you’re like me, then sometimes you can’t fall asleep at night because you’re asking yourself, “I wonder what lie Maude the Fraud is up to right now?” If you don’t know who Maude Gorman is then you must be new here. Feel free to catch up here.

But the course cutting, pathological liar who completely made up a story about being gang raped in order to win a beauty contest is now pretending to be a student at Brown University. As in, the Ivy League school in Providence.

So she filled out an application do some volunteer work with Americorps, and it’s run through Brown University. But don’t get it twisted – she’s not actually a student at Brown. You can see everything that this federally funded relic of Lyndon Johnson’s Great Society does hereWho knows if she’s really volunteering, since she’s Maude the Fraud and has lied about pretty much everything her entire life. Wait, as it turns out she’s not actually enrolled in the program according to Brown’s website.

She just can’t stop lying. It’s literally the only thing she knows how to do. She’s not a volunteer, never mind a student at Brown. Nevertheless she’s certainly pretending to be…..

Oh look, she’s got a highlighter and she’s doing work in the library. Funniest part about this, as usual, is that she had to ask someone to take a picture of her highlighting random shit in the library in order to make her idiotic IG followers believe she’s an actual student doing schoolwork at Brown.

“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.”

Yea, except you’re not there to get an education.

“I’m here to learn everything I possibly can.”

No Maude, you’re here to build up your resume and keep up the facade that you’re a charitable former beauty queen.

Then in her most recent post she kicked it up a notch.

She’s always a victim folks. Everyone made fun of her in high school, even though she came from a wealthy family in Hingham, she was completely healthy, and likely didn’t have any physical deformities that would lead to other kids getting bullied.

Either way, she is CLEARLY leading her followers to believe she’s attending classes at Brown, which is a lie. As you can see, some of them who likely attended school there are even recommending she take classes with certain professors.

Of course Maude had nothing to say back to them, because Maude is not a student at Brown.

Some might ask you, why are you guys still writing about Maude the Fraud? We get the point turlte fucker!! But the fact of the matter is she’s a liar, all the CNN articles praising her are still up, and she’s gonna keep lying and lying for the rest of her life because it’s all she knows how to do. And we will be here to call her out on it and remind that we are always watching. As you can see from this post in October, she reads every blog we publish about her.

“Why don’t more survivors come forward.”

Because of people like you Maude. Human garbage like you have made it harder for people to believe real victims of sexual assault. You have appropriated their pain for your financial benefit.

50 Comment(s)
  • J
    December 4, 2018 at 10:34 am

    You’d think she’d be better at lying by now. It takes 2 seconds to fact check her claims. She doesn’t even qualify for this program. Unless I missed it somewhere she doesn’t have a bachelor’s and has not volunteered for a non-profit.
    I want to know what her parents are like. Is she their perfect special angel who can do no wrong? Did they ever throw her into hardcore therapy to deal with her narcissism and pathological lying? Are they as phony as she is?
    Who are these people who comment on her IG & FB? Are they real? She doesn’t appear to have any friends. Her pix are always just her. I get it she’s so in love with herself, but even the biggest egos leave a little space for someone else to show how others love them because they’re so fantastic.
    If all this was true she’d be a real life Forrest Gump.

  • PATHALOGICAL vs. Compulsive liar
    December 3, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Pathalogic/Compulsive liars are two different things. Maude is a PATHALOGICAL liar, her lies serve a purpose to her. Compulsive liars just lie on the spot for NO reason or advantage and tend to have less control over their habit of lying constantly.

    Maude however being a PATHALOGICAL liar plans it out in order to advance whatever shit motive she has in mind. She KNOWS what she is doing and CHOOSES to go through with the bullshit she spews.

    Keep on her stupid, psychotic, narcissistic a $$!!! Just in case anyone Google’s her!!!

    I still would though …. ;c)~

  • Frank Rizzo
    December 3, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    id hit that

  • FattyMatty
    December 3, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    A very very quick check of the Brown website shows she doesn’t exist.. anywhere..

    Also; you need a Bachelors at the least to be considered for this program…

    • Turtz McGurtz
      December 3, 2018 at 5:51 pm

      she referenced this article on her instagram and posted “proof” that she is in this program. maybe she is on some level? who the hell knows. But ole’ Maude is counterpunching!! Her instagram fan club is up in arms, she is rallying the base!!

      • FattyMatty
        December 3, 2018 at 6:17 pm

        It’s PHOTOSHOPPED. What’s the email address for TBS?

      • Y
        December 3, 2018 at 9:31 pm

        Like most turtle riders, I’m blocked from all of Maude’s social accounts; please email TBS or post screenshots to their FB pages. Everyone will be grateful.
        Thanks.

        • FattyMatty
          December 3, 2018 at 10:40 pm

          Done

  • Steve Gorman
    December 3, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    I just stopped by to say that Maude and I are not related.

    • I miss the Black Crowes!
      December 3, 2018 at 5:56 pm

      HAHA thanks for clarifying that Mr. Gorman!!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    December 3, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    stop posting about Maude?? Awwe hell no! She is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Here’s to another years of Maude doing Maude things and me reading about it in TBS. Happy Hannukah everyone!

  • Thurston Howell IV
    December 3, 2018 at 10:30 am

    Well, at least Brown is the dumbest of the Ivy League schools.

  • Whoever
    December 3, 2018 at 9:11 am

    I mean why don’t you guys ever call out other former pageant queens who pretend they went to Harvard when they really went to the extension school?

  • FR morris
    December 3, 2018 at 9:08 am

    She’s just like those people who take courses at the Harvard extension school where anyone with a pulse and $10,000 can attend yet they claim they “went to Harvard.” No, you didn’t.

  • Richyrich
    December 3, 2018 at 7:06 am

    I think that there is a method to Maude’s madness. I suspect this is just her latest attempt at strengthening her online “brand”on social media. All of her escapades have been aimed at that one goal, to become a “social media influencer“ and get paid a lot of money by businesses that think they will benefit from her social media support of their business. The trouble Is, all of her online exploits can easily be debunked. Her brand is all built on bullshit. She doesn’t seem to be very good at creating the big lie. Should should really hire up Joseph Goebbels as a consultant.

    • Ryan Seacrest
      December 3, 2018 at 1:28 pm

      So you’re saying she’s just like 99.99999% of us narcissistic, no talent, BS artist/media whores that give capitalism a bad name?

  • Milf Assessor
    December 3, 2018 at 6:12 am

    Dumpster fire of a girl. Parents must be proud of this insane hot mess

    Her program using Brown space is the equivalent of a sewing club using the local high school community room for a ‘class’

    Can you imagine the poor schlub that marries this monster

    Stay away gents

  • CrispyC
    December 2, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    Reminds me of a lady that used to tell people her kid went to college at Dartmouth. No lady your kid went to UMass Dartmouth. Nice try.

    • Rusty Razor
      December 3, 2018 at 8:34 am

      I’ve heard people do that with “Amherst”. I did it too with BU. Except I went to their Metropolitan College. No SAT’s needed. It was basically community college inside a BU building. I quit, of course

      • Harthacanute
        December 3, 2018 at 11:22 am

        Harvard Extension School has that racket as well. I had a co-worker who used to talk about his masters from Harvard all the time. When I finally asked questions I found he went to the Extension School.

  • Gilles Gilbert
    December 2, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    Hilarious. Was wondering yesterday what this stupid twat was up to as we hadn’t heard from her in a while. Wonder no more, same old Maude.

    • Bobby Schmautz
      December 3, 2018 at 10:01 am

      Holy crap – A+ name.

      • Teddy Green
        December 3, 2018 at 1:22 pm

        Good to see you young whippersnappers are still around. Whatever happened to Finnish Goalie?

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    December 2, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    Yawn. This is old.

    • Burt "I knew it would hurt, but i like the girth" Hurtensteiner
      December 2, 2018 at 10:54 pm

      A tremendously hot, psychotic piece of ass never gets old. Go back to looking at tranny porn and fantasising about Bob Murchinson’s “it” topping you.

  • z
    December 2, 2018 at 9:22 pm

    If only she put the same amount of effort into being legit.

    What she’s doing is too much work. I’d never have that kind of energy.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 3, 2018 at 1:44 pm

      Not really. An hour or two of driving, half hour on campus, and 15 minutes or so of copying something somebody else wrote about themselves on the internet.

    • marilu
      December 3, 2018 at 2:08 pm

      i agree 100% , i would never have the energy to do all this faking… for what ?! might as well invest this ambition into actually achieving things besides likes on IG

  • MacMurphy
    December 2, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    What a self absorbed cunt. She is very specific about her lies. She puts out a vibe that she’s doing these fabulous things but if you read between the lines she isn’t doing shit. She’s very calculated about the bullshit she’s spreading and from the looks of it most are fooled by her. She needs a psych hospital and loads of meds.

    • CrispyC
      December 2, 2018 at 10:09 pm

      Absolutely right. People like this should be committed to an institution.

      Where the fuck are this girl’s parents? Has no one told them about her life of lies? Do they know and not give a shit? How weird.

  • Bill Clinton
    December 2, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    I need a new post-Presidential intern Maude.

    Are you available for an oral interview?

  • tomO'grady
    December 2, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    An Open Letter To Maude:
    Stop it Maude! Please stop Social Media!
    The Turtle is awesome, but this has become Not Awesome.
    The great news is that Social Media is not real! You can still be a Great Person, just turn it OFF.
    We all can make a difference !
    Travel and volunteer, See the World.
    Forget the Photos and the Bullshit.
    You have a vivid imagination and a propensity to bend the Truth.
    Maybe TV Producer ?

  • A True Inspiration
    December 2, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Man, what a tough break being attractive, wealthy, and in good health. I can’t imagine how many obstacles you’ve had to face with those odds stacked against you. You are such a survivor, Maude.

    • z
      December 2, 2018 at 9:16 pm

      You forgot bat-shit crazy.

  • K
    December 2, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    I wanna know who the loser is taking all these stupid shots of her from crazy angles. 

    • Mj
      December 3, 2018 at 2:00 am

      I’m sure she is using the timer on her phone. It looks like the camera is on the ground in this one.

      • K
        December 3, 2018 at 8:39 am

        That’s a good point. I never thought of that.

        • Fuzzy Dunlop
          December 4, 2018 at 10:04 pm

          Or it’s some dipshit dude who’s the only one who doesn’t know he’s deep into the friend zone.

          The power of T&A. 

  • We are all turtles!
    December 2, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    I agree with you turtle. This girl is such a disgusting liar and extremely delusional. She needs to be called out every single time. It’s woman like her that ruin it for real victims. She sucks and how anyone still believes anything that comes out of her mouth is insane. Either way as always keep up the good work. Maude please just go away. Stop lying and just go away. The easiest prediction is by tomorrow she will post a long story on how she is the victim of turtle abuse and is deciding whether she should commit suicide. Yes Maude yes you should do it.

    • mike
      December 2, 2018 at 7:50 pm

      Yeah either go away or show us your boobs.

    • tomO'grady
      December 2, 2018 at 9:31 pm

      Hey “We are all turtles”.
      Don’t tell Maude to off Herself.
      Not Cool.
      Turtlechick is onto her, that’s bad enough.
      She might lie and cheat, and The Turtle will check that.
      Let Turtle do their job.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 2, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Call me when she’s volunteering her time for Freshmen Nude Drawing.

  • ABCDE ( Ab si de)
    December 2, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Gotta say. Yeah she’s a fraud, and a liar, but the only one who shes hurting is herself. Who cares how many folks believe her? This time Turtle, I gotta say leave her alone… Unless she dies something awful. Theres too manyvratchets out there to worry about old Maude

    • LMNO no P
      December 3, 2018 at 2:27 am

      Maude- Listen to Absindeee because We are Woke !
      from-
      LMNO

    • J
      December 4, 2018 at 10:21 am

      Every time someone lies about such serious things like rape/sexual assault it makes it more difficult for the people who actually went through it to be believed.
      Her lies do actual harm. It’s like when #metoo started. There was the Italian actress who had evidence and that gave others the guts to come forward with legit claims. Then there were those who just had to get in on it and everything is considered harrassment/assault. Now saying a coworker looks nice is considered harrassment. Guys caught talking to other guys in the way guys talk to each other get shit for it when they’re harmless.
      She’s bastardizing a serious crime. It does hurt the true cause. She should be held accountable for it in some way.

  • Crooks Go Free In Massachusetts
    December 2, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    RR the former sales manager at New England Compounding Center takes the stand tomorrow to give less than truthful testimony about his role in the murder of 80 patients in exchange for a sweetheart plea deal. A real newsworthy story unlike maude the fraud

    • NoCrooksInMass
      December 3, 2018 at 12:49 pm

      That story is so blown out of proportion. Everyone knows it was an accident with nobody to blame but the owner for racketeering, which had zero to do with the deaths.

  • M
    December 2, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    I’m going to call it now, she is going to be #1 in ratchet mania.

    • z
      December 2, 2018 at 9:19 pm

      Maybe in the Narcissism category. She’ll be out by the quarter finals.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 3, 2018 at 1:50 pm

      She needs to start dialoguing with TBS and try to prove things or else the deformation lawsuits will be coming forthwith. Who knows, she may have after davids to prove stuff.

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