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First of all, Seven Seas Roasting has officially cut off ties with her after they were bombarded with 1 star reviews on their Facebook page:
So that’s two things we accomplished yesterday – 1) a veteran owned business stopped using this faux-Patriotic liar as their spokesperson, and 2) The US Skyrunning team will not be bringing her to Scotland as part of their team anymore, because she’s actually pretty slow when she’s not cheating and lying.
Secondly, Maude has also made her Facebook page completely private, along with her IG:
Which is gonna make it difficult for her to find new people to lie to so they will kiss her ass. If you are currently a follower of her and she posts anything crazy that you feel would be a good update, let us know. She took down all images relating to running before going private, because she’s been outed as the fraud that she is. Because the account is private and pics were taken down, many of the images we embedded on previous blogs about her are now gone, so those blog might look weird. Don’t worry though, we screenshotted a bunch of shit because this isn’t our first rodeo.
Thirdly, a number of race directors have disqualified her from races in which they were previously suspicious of her cheating:
Her times were extremely shady. For instance, look what percentile she finishes in in various races she’s run:
You don’t finish in the 24th percentile in one race and then the 100th three weeks later. She cheated in one, and ran legit in the other.
Last week she “won” a 50K race in Easton:
Except look at her splits:
They do 5 loops of 10 kilometers and a chip tracks their time each time they start a new loop. Her five loops were 1:13, 1:15, 0:52, 1:25, and 0:58. In other words, she cheated on the 3rd and 5th loop. Any experienced runner knows that you don’t just cut off 23 minutes on a loop, then add 33 minutes, then subtract 27 minutes. Splits are generally consistent, and if anything get slightly slower as the race goes on. Notice her time after four loops is 23 minutes behind the leader. Yet she ended up beating him by 8 minutes, because Maude the Fraud doesn’t chase men, she beats them.
Also notice the 2nd to 5th place finisher’s splits –
1:03, 1:04, 107, 1:18, 1:29
1:08, 1:12, 1:16, 1:14, 1:45
1:11, 1:14, 1:22, 1:31, 1:27
1:11, 1:20, 1:23, 1:16, 1:38
All of them get slower as the race goes on, because it’s a long freaking race. All of them except Maude who miraculously ran under 1:00 for her final loop.
After two loops the first place woman was 7 minutes ahead of Maude. After three loops she was 24 minutes behind. The crazy part is that after four loops Maude was still in first place for women by 15 minutes. She possibly could’ve won legit from that point on, but she wanted to beat the three other men too. Because being the strong, independent woman who isn’t afraid to attack the patriarchy is a big part of her schtick.
For that reason she’s been disqualified and taken off their page:
The people who run these races train their asses off and deserve the recognition that Maude stole from them. Mission accomplished.