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McLean’s Hospital In Lincoln Forgot To Tell Neighbors That Creepy Hollywood Serial Sex Creep Max Landis Is Now A Guest There 


Screenwriter and filmmaker Max Landis has been all over the news this week after 8 women came forward and alleged serious sexual misconduct against him. Since then he’s gone off the grid, but reports are coming in to Turtleboy that he’s living close by and a lot of people are either scared, or unaware of his presence. Read all about it on TB Daily News by clicking here


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28 Comment(s)
  • Fuck
    June 23, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Your an idiot. Seriously. NOONE has the right to know who is being treated. Have youe ever heard of hippa? I understand someone who is employed may feel unsafe however they are trained to do their job. You have No decency at all. Posting his diagnosis is a hippa violation. Turtleboy sucks cock in his brothers basement for crack. He lives in holden ma on mason rd

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 23, 2019 at 4:57 pm

      You silly cunt.

      Are you saying it would be better if this cunt is protected and the local people not know that there is a serial rapist in their midst.

      Now, off you fuck.

    • Aonaöe
      June 23, 2019 at 7:30 pm

      Yes he’s got HIPPA rights but I’m having a super hard time feeling sorry for the possibility of this guy losing them.

      The Daily Beast article linked states his bipolar diagnosis is self admitted and already common knowledge amongst his “friends.” Dollars to donuts it’s also a convenient comorbidity to a host of other problems.

    • Happy the Hippo
      June 24, 2019 at 1:32 pm

      Are you accusing Uncle Turtleboy of bestiality, i.e., violating a hippo?
      If you’re going to pretend to be a lawyer, please get your acronyms straight: it’s “HIPAA,” and it’s CAPITALIZED. And please study the Act itself. TBS is not an entity that is required to keep medical information confidential, especially if it were obtained through legitimate research. In other words, you’re blowing smoke, so just STFU.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 22, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    All of that money and he can’t shave and wears a second hand shirt from 1985 from the local Goodwill store

  • But I digress
    June 22, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    *cough* Kraft running off to Israel in an attempt to get back his righteous born again christian followers *cough*

    June 22, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    This location, on Bypass Road in Lincoln, provides excellent walking distance access to Concord Center. You can be assured that there are many homes in Concord with “hate has no home here” signs, and the “black lives matter” signs, out front. The location also is right on the boundary of the Minuteman National Park. Local girls and women, use the paved paths there for exercise.

  • ghost of Vic Morrow
    June 22, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Karma.. John Landis killed Vic Morrow and two children. Now his son is an alleged P.O.S..

    • Max Landis is a pickle smoocher
      June 22, 2019 at 12:29 pm

      Forgot that it was him on that one. Good memory. Kid looks the part of a diddler.

    • Jack
      June 23, 2019 at 12:13 am

      Correct, big story back in the early eighties. Landis got into trouble, kids were too young to work. Long time ago, but how can one forget that. Morrow was a good actor too!

  • Judge Dread
    June 22, 2019 at 11:06 am

    His real name is snake hole. a snake hole is all he can provide unless he takes half of a gram of viagra and heart stopping amounts of crystal meth.

    36 months of making big rocks into small rocks.

  • Doesn’t work in Your Town?
    June 22, 2019 at 10:53 am

    See what happens to to rest of us Lincoln. The difference is with us they fill our communities with illegal aliens or criminals that you keep releasing from prison because of criminal justice reform. How do you like it Lincoln?
    I bet this house is in a neighborhood with Hate has no home here signs

    • Dems being Dems
      June 22, 2019 at 12:51 pm

      Spot on comment and I couldn’t agree more. Fuck Lincoln and their voting for Dems and now they don’t like the consequences
      This kid looks like girls are the last thing on his mind

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      June 22, 2019 at 3:19 pm

      I wish President Trump would act on his threat to send illegals to sanctuary cities. But instead of giving those places more democrat votes it would be so sweet to see a more targeted approach. Destroy the traitors’ enclaves like they did to Lewiston, Maine. I’d start with:

      Greenwich, CT
      Westchester County, NY
      Palo Alto, CA
      Medina, WA

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 22, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Limerick of the day……..

    The Blues Brothers director’s son,
    Thought groping and raping was fun,
    The locals are scared
    As he’s clearly impaired
    And the cunt might get loose with a gun

    Dick Scratcher, aged 32 and five eighths

    • Big Wick
      June 22, 2019 at 1:20 pm

      Nice one, thanks for the Limerick of the Day!

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        June 22, 2019 at 1:26 pm

        Always a pleasure, never a chore.

  • Frank
    June 22, 2019 at 8:51 am

    Hollywood is full of drug addicts and pedophiles. They actually think we care what they believe politically. Pedophilia should be automatic death sentence. Bring back Roman times when actors were at the very bottom of the social ladder that’s where they belong.

    • Every Empire Thst Embraced Sodomy Failed Miserably
      June 22, 2019 at 9:11 am

      We are at Roman times now. Sodomy in the streets via pride day

      • Berkshire girl
        June 26, 2019 at 3:07 pm

        The fire and brimstone is underwhelming. The fall of Rome was far more complex than your dumbed down parallel.

  • bcfoothillbilly
    June 22, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Just wait until the little boys start coming forward…

  • hartf811
    June 22, 2019 at 7:18 am

    Make him bunk with Hefner. Problem solved.

  • John Ramey
    June 22, 2019 at 6:39 am

    Now even Lincoln discovers that MA state laws give them no control over these “group homes.” Usually they are dumped on unsuspecting or downtrodden places like Worcester or Southbridge. Welcome to liberal insanity. MA is a very fucked up state.

  • McWhere?!? Oh, fuck that...
    June 22, 2019 at 1:58 am

    If it has anything to do with McLean Hospital, it’s going to be thoroughly fukd up.
    Their juvenile units were especially dysfunctional and probably still are.
    Staff are on the wrong side of the door as often as not.
    Their only department that operates with any proficiency is the Billing Unit.
    Nice residential facility. Big Money in deviant behavior, eh?

  • Dr Klancy
    June 22, 2019 at 1:48 am

    Tough one to call what with HIPPA and all. If he’s so wealthy why isn’t he at the Pavilion in Belmont. Or at SB1. Although I think he has to be a little older for SB1. Even MGH has a better private unit if he or his handlers are serious about getting help without putting half a town in fear. Something smells in Denmark. Or Lincoln.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 22, 2019 at 1:30 am

    Although Max is a white male, I am going to cut him some slack here. These are merely accusations and I tend to support the Hollywood Elite.

    • Jeff J
      I'm Sorry Did I Say That Out Loud
      June 22, 2019 at 7:06 pm

      You are a stupid cunt and nobody likes you. Your posts are monotonous, repetitive and worse yet……predictable. Move along now.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        June 22, 2019 at 10:11 pm

        Your sad, ad hominem attack does not phase me in the least. Now go shine your jackboots.

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