Medford Mudpoon Who Is A Clinical Director For Autistic Children Services Tells Trump Supporter That She Hopes Their Crotch Fruit Gets Autism 


This is Michelle Foran, a clinical director at Early Autism Services.

Like many in her demographic she is suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome and yesterday she decided to write this on her iMachine and then hit the enter button.

As you can see, that’s a pretty deep comment thread because she was going AT IT with Trump people who didn’t like being told that they’re stupid, selfish assholes, suffering from a psychological disorder. That led to some private messages.

How to throw your career away in two screenshots. She might’ve been able to get away with shitting on Trump supporters, since that’s kind of fashionable around here. But you can’t wish autism on someone else’s crotch fruits, especially when you work with kids who have autism. Big no-no.

Well, I guess you could get away with that if your boss was this stupid:


She was hacked!!


She actually told her employer that, and the employer, who presumably is a grownup, believed her.

Newsflash – if you’ve never crossed Bristol Blarney, then you haven’t been hacked. It’s just a thing people say when they get caught saying something dumb on the Internet and don’t wanna own up to it. This is a dumb, 28 year old chick who hasn’t learned to shut her knob washer on the Internet. She’s “committed her life” to this. Meanwhile she was in high school 10 years ago. Cool life.

Seriously though, what a load of shit this was. You’ve been in contact with a “team” at Facebook? Fuck off. You haven’t been in touch with shit. Trust me, from a guy who’s been trying to reach a human being at Facebook for years, there’s no way in fuck you got through because one of your employees said she was hacked with zero evidence.

Facebook also doesn’t deactivate accounts that they randomly decide are hacked. That’s not how Facebook works. Individual users deactivate their accounts when they get caught with pie on their face like Sister Resistor did.

The fact that police resources are being wasted on this should be grounds to have this woman charged with filing a false police report. I for one am sick of basic bitches lying to the police and not paying any consequences for it.

Some more things that gave this chick away (which I missed because “Facebook” deactivated the account) include the “hacker” apologizing for the comments.

Lots of hackers do that.

That same hacker also blocked people who reached out to Early Autism Services.

Oh OK. So it was Michelle who reached out to 1-800-Facebook when she realized she was hacked. Did you guys ask her what number she dialed? Because the thing about Facebook is they don’t have a phone number. Or an email. Or any way to reach them at all. But yet this chick realized she was hacked and had someone from Facebook on the line within seconds. Remarkable.

They also reached out to Facebook’s “legal team.”

I don’t know who runs this account, but they better over the age of 60 to be this bad at the Internet.

As hilarious as it is to laugh at what a spectacular fail this is, it’s also equally fucked up that a woman who told a stranger that she hopes their crotch fruit gets autism, simply because she disagreed with their political opinions, gets to run the “Boston team” of a national autism non-profit (I assume). It actually disgusts me, and should disgust parents of autistic children everywhere. This chick is a filthy gutterpig who did some thing horrible, lied her way out of it, and is getting away with it because her boss is a fucking idiot. If you wanna let Early Autism Services know what you think of their decision to keep this woman on the payroll while millions of other Americans lose their jobs, click here to voice your opinions on their Facebook page. Or send them an email at



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95 Comment(s)
  • T.R.
    April 14, 2020 at 12:13 am

    She needs a good and thorough pooper pounding, the likes of which will leave her collapsed, prolapsed and somewhere “on the spectrum”.

    • R.T.
      April 15, 2020 at 9:35 am

      “Spectrum the on” somewhere and prolapsed, collapsed her leave will which of likes the , pounding pooper thorough and good a needs she.

  • T.R.
    April 14, 2020 at 12:08 am

    She needs a good and thorough pooper pounding, the likes of which will leave her prolapsed and somewhere “on the spectrum”.

    • R.T
      April 15, 2020 at 9:37 am

      “Spectrum the on” somewhere and prolapsed, collapsed her leave will which of likes the , pounding pooper thorough and good a needs she.

  • Wrap your lip around it.
    April 11, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    Gunna make you look.

  • Orion
    April 11, 2020 at 11:28 am

    LOL. Works with/for kids, calls someone with a kid a hoe. Priceless. These ‘adults’ with TDS need to be rounded up and launched into space en masse. And how the fuck did a corporate/organizational employer fall for the “I got hacked” bullshit. I hope this blows up in their collective faces, and they can’t cut ties with this psycho fast enough to save their own dumb fucking skins.

  • We don't love these hoes
    April 11, 2020 at 11:26 am

    Too many dumb bitch cunts keep getting away with shit because they were born with their genitals on the inside of their bodies. Keep telling me how women are oppressed… They run the fucking planet, directly or otherwise.

    • Bow Wow Wow Yippy Yo Yippy Yea
      April 11, 2020 at 4:16 pm

      She drinks gin snd juice at the corner of Ferry and rt 60 in Malden

  • Darren Toshoot
    April 11, 2020 at 1:40 am

    Yeah what’s wrong with that? Hang Trump and execute all of his supporters now. Traitor fuck.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    April 11, 2020 at 1:08 am

    Holy shit! It just hit me as I was cracking my 7th high-life. This chick looks like a blonde Debbie Gallagher from shameless

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 11, 2020 at 12:04 am

    she’s very smugly.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 10, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    I want to marry her. Wait, I was just hacked.

  • Guinea Geisha
    April 10, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    What if someone comes up with a vaccine for autism?

    • Alex Jones
      April 11, 2020 at 11:12 am

      (head exploded)

  • Burrhus Frederic
    April 10, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Turtle boy you forgot the best part. Check out her court records. In her field they run CORI checks and she always gets flagged for a battery charge. she plays it off with a story about defending herself against a womanizer to get sympathy and a job offer. Not true ! She probably has DUIs too from what i heard 100% has gone to work drunk

    • Cant Be Too Careful These Days
      April 10, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      Dont forget to run SORI too

  • Judge dread
    April 10, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    This bitch is only 28? Christ on crutches she looks like she’s my age and I’m fucking 40. How many drugs did this dump slut do?

    • William Jefferson Clinton
      April 10, 2020 at 3:27 pm

      The lighting was bad and picture is low resolution. If she were on a dating website she’d have 500 guys trying to fuck her. Seriously she looks good my buddies Harvey and Joe both want rough sex with her.

      • Judge dread
        April 10, 2020 at 4:35 pm

        Excellent post.

  • randiguy2006
    April 10, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Lets face it. If you still support Private Bonespurs you’re a moron. Remember when he told us this would be done by Easters? And we’d have 15 deaths? Good times.

    • She Didnt
      April 10, 2020 at 2:18 pm

      Remember when your mother said she would stop sucking cock for drugs

      • Jared Subway
        April 11, 2020 at 1:44 am

        Remember when I took you out for ice cream when you were 6 and you got your first taste of cum? Acquired taste, who knew you would continue on that path?

        • You Sucked Bubba Dry Bitch
          April 11, 2020 at 2:11 pm

          Remember when you went to jail dreaming about all the young boys you wanted to ass rape then bubba came into your cell and ass raped you for hours with his crew. He made you call him mommy.

  • Would
    April 10, 2020 at 1:59 pm


    • would and wood
      April 10, 2020 at 3:22 pm

      would and wood

      • Did
        April 10, 2020 at 4:39 pm


  • Hugh Mungous
    April 10, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    My neighbors son suffers from this horrible affliction. For someone who is an “expert “” to be so callous is Pathetic,I hope this cunt gets all the ridicule shame and whatever comes her way.Fuck you ,you cunt
    To quote the punks from the movie Suburbia, Happy Easter ASSHOLE

    • But I digress
      April 10, 2020 at 12:50 pm

      FYI The punk who uttered the line was a young flea from the red hot chili peppers,

  • Crispy C
    April 10, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    Well, the entire Facebook profile for Early Autism Services was yanked or deactivated (probably temporarily until this all blows over).

    And this cunt is not listed anymore on their team page and her personal bio page was taken down from their website as well.

    She probably will get terminated. If she just had a Trump rant she’d likely still have her job. However, the wishing of Autism on someone’s kid is just not something she will be able to get past.

    The best about the Dems and Trump haters is their inability to control themselves. It’s hilarious and kind of sad. My God are these people dumb and weak. I can’t wait to see their meltdown on election night again.


    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 10, 2020 at 12:18 pm

      Nothing like having a hangover and being fired from your job on the same day

      Hope the tirade was worth it.

  • The Unknown Comic
    April 10, 2020 at 11:44 am

    ” Why did god give woman 2 sets of lips? So they can piss & moan at the same time.
    Due to the pandemic I’m only available for remote entertainment…

    • Ronda Lousy
      April 11, 2020 at 4:19 am

      Entertainment = assfucking.

  • Brendan
    April 10, 2020 at 11:38 am

    I got 4 kids and 3 of them are autistic. I love watching Something About Mary. It relaxes me after a hard day dealing with my little retards but I love em. I really do

  • Michelle
    April 10, 2020 at 11:34 am

    I dont know how I got these green oozing sores. My pussy must have been hacked.

  • Silence Does Bad
    April 10, 2020 at 11:08 am

    Democrats on Feb. 1, 2020
    Trump’s China travel ban is racist band illegal. We will sue him and impeach him.
    Democrats on April 1, 2020
    Trump was too slow to enact a China Travel ban, we must impeach him

    • Silencio Dogood
      April 10, 2020 at 11:54 pm

      well done, almost over-cooked, facts are what separate us from the emotional outbursts of Progz…

  • WeRFucked
    April 10, 2020 at 10:05 am

    A simple request for the ip address of the person who made those posts from the Facebook machine would solve this.

    But that ain’t gonna happen. Facebook won’t turn on one of their own. (Any who is a Trump hater.)

    • JoeMomma
      April 10, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      If she really called “Facebook” what’s it’s phone number?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 10, 2020 at 9:56 am

    She got hacked alright. More like she got hammered and mouthed off. Sobered up and went on damage control. I’ll bet big bucks on that being the true scenario.

  • Richard Dawson
    April 10, 2020 at 9:46 am

    Name an excuse for posting something stupid on the internet, top five answers are on the board.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 10, 2020 at 9:58 am


    • T Arnold's alcohol soaked brain
      April 10, 2020 at 10:01 am


    • Rockets Redglare
      April 10, 2020 at 10:04 am

      Genetic defect

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      April 10, 2020 at 10:21 am

      T.R D.

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        April 10, 2020 at 10:25 am

        Whoops my dyslexia is flaring up due to this low grade fever and persistent cough. I meant T.D.S.

        • Cheeto OKneel
          April 11, 2020 at 4:04 pm

          It’s not dyslexia, you’re just fucking stupid.

          • george costanza
            The angry taint
            April 11, 2020 at 9:56 pm

            Duuuh! Am I? How long did you rack your brain to come up with that snappy comeback? Quite an epic burn. Hopefully the next time you go shopping someone will have coughed on your produce or used it for a dp video….. enjoy!

    • Crank
      April 10, 2020 at 10:26 am

      Not having an upper lip

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 10, 2020 at 12:05 pm

      Being a Democrat

    • The Common Man
      April 10, 2020 at 9:22 pm

      Scored love

  • Clown World
    April 10, 2020 at 9:36 am

    Beverly, MA just ended COVID19 for good. They made sidewalks one-way. Caught walking in the wrong direction and face a $100 fine.

    • Never let a crisis go to waste
      April 10, 2020 at 12:12 pm

      Obama and Deval must being going out of their f’ing minds right now dreaming of the powers and laws they would have enacted. Just remember abortion are essential medical surgeries and heart and cancer surgeries are elective surgeries.

      Gun stores = non essential in NJ and California until the feds stepped in.
      Liquor stores = essential.
      Medical marijuana = essential.
      Recreational marijuana = non essential (its all medical and recreational).
      Restaurant take out = essential.
      Many heart and cancer surgeries = elective surgery.
      Abortion = essential.

      Every little Mayor, Sherif, Selectman, public health official is grabbing for power. I only hope they are all held to account when people come back to their senses.

  • let her keep her dumb job
    April 10, 2020 at 9:36 am

    She can probably be trusted more now because she knows she has to be careful. Her I CARE about everybody and everything bullshit has been exposed. Everybody has a little hate in them don’t trust anyone who says they don’t have some anger.

    As somebody who has fucked up plenty I say don’t fire her besides any replacement will be another Leftist closet hater with TDS.

    • Tribal Moron
      April 10, 2020 at 9:42 am

      Don’t you get it???? Cancel Culture is GOOD when WE do it. It’s bad when THEY do it to US!!!

  • Crank
    April 10, 2020 at 9:32 am

    Met her at assembly row a few months back. She was coming out of the gender neutral bathroom in Lego land and she liked my ‘I’m with her=>’ t shirt. Next thing I know shes letting me finger bang her butthole while she was bent over head first into the recycling bin. Weird broad. Really smelly.

  • TDS
    April 10, 2020 at 9:26 am

    U Mass Lowell in Medford that’s the first clue. I work for Quinsigamond Community College Worcester of Los Angeles California I’m a science expert. Autistic kids can drive anyone crazy which is why their own parents send them to her in the first place. TDS, Corona and the little tards have pushed her too far. Why can’t she just self medicate by having sex with underage high school students like a normal woman who works with children and teens.

    Definition: Hacked Account, to disown responsibility after foolishly commenting or posting on that account. ex. “I got my account hacked last night, I was so drunk”

    • WeRFucked
      April 10, 2020 at 9:55 am

      LOL I don’t think anyone who works at ” Quinsigamond Community College ” is an “expert” in anything.

      • Crispy C
        April 10, 2020 at 12:38 pm

        Experts at not taking high School seriously?

  • Cheddah
    April 10, 2020 at 9:14 am

    I’m no parental or political expert, but I’m willing to bet that even the most left sitting parents of autistic kids would be completely disgusted with this bitch.. Time to start looking for a new job Michelle.

  • Boston Irish
    Mumbles Menino
    April 10, 2020 at 8:58 am

    Drop her off on Blue Hill ave

    • Boston Irish
      Dapper O’Neil
      April 10, 2020 at 9:01 am

      Good one Tommy

  • Frances Gumm
    April 10, 2020 at 8:53 am

    Hey Michelle -MAGA

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 10, 2020 at 8:50 am

    I fucked this ugly ass skank a few weeks back. Used polio vaccine as lube.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    April 10, 2020 at 8:38 am

    Can we publish that police report? I’m sure Jussy Michelle spun quite a yarn about how she got hacked.

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    April 10, 2020 at 8:28 am

    Eugenics is the answer. Eliminate the problem and the need for these worthless professions dries up.

  • Cry Baby
    April 10, 2020 at 8:26 am

    She looks like Hatchet Face without the makeup

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    April 10, 2020 at 8:24 am

    Is she 25 or 45? I’d believe her either way.

  • Tom
    April 10, 2020 at 8:13 am

    Liberals=phony hypocrites

  • She’s an ugly cunt
    April 10, 2020 at 7:59 am

    She looks like the evil sister in “so I married an ax murderer” also the bitch from pulp fiction in the robbery scene at the diner.
    Seems like she acts like them too…..fucking retarded.

    • Snarky Pete
      April 10, 2020 at 9:25 am

      Yeah. Amanda Plummer. She was the actress in both scenes. Funny how that works.

      • WeRFucked
        April 10, 2020 at 9:58 am

        Snarky you might know a little bit too much about the movies!

  • Philip Landry
    The accountant
    April 10, 2020 at 7:46 am

    She is a product of socialist programming and is unaware she is being played because her education taught her nothing but lies and trickery. When her empty life progresses she may become aware so there is hope. Maybe finding root causes of autism would be a great project?

  • Lieutenant Irony
    April 10, 2020 at 7:32 am

    She says Trump supporters “suffer from psychological damage”. Am I the only one who sees the irony with her making that statement?

  • Fast Eddie
    April 10, 2020 at 7:18 am

    I hope she has a crotch fruit and it becomes a retard crotch fruit.

  • Gobble the Knob
    April 10, 2020 at 6:57 am

    Hey, this looks exactly like the drunk broad I met at Denny’s at 3:30 am. She gave me a nice sloppy BJ in the parking lot. Those late night drunken sluts are the best! Her hair smelled like a combination of Virginia Slims and a Grand Slam. The BJ was a little toothy but she took it right down to the fur and gobbled up the goo like a pro.
    Thanks Michelle. Now every time I smell french toast I get a boner.

    • Ace
      April 10, 2020 at 7:12 am

      Wow. I wish i was i could be as bright and witty as you with that comment. I’m going to frame it and hang it on my wall!

      • WeRFucked
        April 10, 2020 at 10:00 am

        Gotta give him credit for the “french toast smell = boner” line.

        • skipping breakfast
          April 10, 2020 at 7:49 pm

          would anyone like syrup on their french toast?

    • Gibbon Yourmomsomedick
      April 11, 2020 at 4:25 am

      You’ve never had pussy. You just fucked French toast with syrup.

  • Mkc
    April 10, 2020 at 6:54 am

    I am truly amazed at what can be gotten away with in the name of fighting Trump. If Ms. Foran were an outspoken Trump supporter this story would appear on CNN and her employer would have fired her immediately. It’s as if everything is on play as long as you’re fighting “the good fine”. Shame on this organization.

    • Eric Wunschel
      April 10, 2020 at 9:25 am

      Orange man bad. The hypocracy really is hard to take in sometimes. Its foul people like her that convinced me to switch from independent to republican. I hope Trump is her president for another 4 years, and then one of his kids for the next 8.

      • Crispy C
        April 10, 2020 at 12:32 pm

        Ivanka would make a great first woman president.

        I don’t know who the Democrats will have up for 2024 but I think Ivanka or Crenshaw if they are interested would be slam dunks vs whatever mongoloid the Dems inevitably produce. They had 4 years to figure it out and this sad group is what it came down to: a fake Indian, and Commie, and an old senile white guy. That party is a mess.

        • Eric Wunschel
          April 10, 2020 at 4:58 pm

          An Ivanka and Crenshaw ticket sound so good I want to set off some fireworks. Imagine the first female pres as a conservative backed up by a true 100% American badass. And, I would love to have a veep that looks like every 1980’s soap opera villan/pirate.

        • Vladimir Poofin
          April 11, 2020 at 4:30 am

          2nd you mean. Donald Trump was the first. Many say she was the first. Vladimir Putin said Donaldina is his favorite Russian peeslut.

  • Ted Baxter
    April 10, 2020 at 6:12 am

    Her company has removed her picture from her profile. Easy enough to determine if she was hacked.

    • Francis Gumm
      April 10, 2020 at 8:51 am

      Bio still there. She is clinical director so she is the boss. She is the one who replied to the Facebook posts pretending to be someone in authority. Who else in the organization would be mobilized and have access to the site? Everyone is on lock down and doubt they’d be on the phone with Facebook’s legal team and Medford PD.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 10, 2020 at 5:14 am

    She can’t spell the word “fucking” either.

    “Fucken”? Stupid bint.

  • Brittany
    April 10, 2020 at 3:49 am

    Welp she gotta off herself now I guess

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    April 10, 2020 at 3:29 am

    Stupid bitch, hope she gets fired

    • hartf811
      Bwarney Fwank
      April 10, 2020 at 8:25 am

      Hey you forgot my lisp! God that fries my ass.

      • Barney Frank’s TV Couch Fart
        April 10, 2020 at 12:41 pm

        I smell like boiled hot dogs. And jizz.

    • Bill Humburg
      April 11, 2020 at 4:16 am

      As opposed to you, having no job to be fired from. Evicted from your mom’s basement, lol. Keep leeching off the government, faig

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 10, 2020 at 1:05 am

    Even before I got to the part from the company, I thought “Oh this bitch is gonna deny it and probably say she was attacked”….. Then BAM. There it was. Her karma? Oh her karma will be a ruined career, student loans she can’t write off now and most importantly- becoming Turtleboy famous. She seems like this type though- the “I’m so much better than you, I think I’m perfect and I love to bully others” type.

    Can’t WAIT for the follow up to this one. Kiss that career bye bye. You failed at life by failing the innocent.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    April 10, 2020 at 12:54 am

    I would enjoy giving her a lobotomy with a channel dredger or a mig welder.

    • Ratchetsaurous Rex
      April 10, 2020 at 1:06 am

      Definitely go with the channel dredger!!!

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