This is Michelle Foran, a clinical director at Early Autism Services.
Like many in her demographic she is suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome and yesterday she decided to write this on her iMachine and then hit the enter button.
As you can see, that’s a pretty deep comment thread because she was going AT IT with Trump people who didn’t like being told that they’re stupid, selfish assholes, suffering from a psychological disorder. That led to some private messages.
How to throw your career away in two screenshots. She might’ve been able to get away with shitting on Trump supporters, since that’s kind of fashionable around here. But you can’t wish autism on someone else’s crotch fruits, especially when you work with kids who have autism. Big no-no.
Well, I guess you could get away with that if your boss was this stupid:
She was hacked!!
She actually told her employer that, and the employer, who presumably is a grownup, believed her.
Newsflash – if you’ve never crossed Bristol Blarney, then you haven’t been hacked. It’s just a thing people say when they get caught saying something dumb on the Internet and don’t wanna own up to it. This is a dumb, 28 year old chick who hasn’t learned to shut her knob washer on the Internet. She’s “committed her life” to this. Meanwhile she was in high school 10 years ago. Cool life.
Seriously though, what a load of shit this was. You’ve been in contact with a “team” at Facebook? Fuck off. You haven’t been in touch with shit. Trust me, from a guy who’s been trying to reach a human being at Facebook for years, there’s no way in fuck you got through because one of your employees said she was hacked with zero evidence.
Facebook also doesn’t deactivate accounts that they randomly decide are hacked. That’s not how Facebook works. Individual users deactivate their accounts when they get caught with pie on their face like Sister Resistor did.
The fact that police resources are being wasted on this should be grounds to have this woman charged with filing a false police report. I for one am sick of basic bitches lying to the police and not paying any consequences for it.
Some more things that gave this chick away (which I missed because “Facebook” deactivated the account) include the “hacker” apologizing for the comments.
Lots of hackers do that.
That same hacker also blocked people who reached out to Early Autism Services.
Oh OK. So it was Michelle who reached out to 1-800-Facebook when she realized she was hacked. Did you guys ask her what number she dialed? Because the thing about Facebook is they don’t have a phone number. Or an email. Or any way to reach them at all. But yet this chick realized she was hacked and had someone from Facebook on the line within seconds. Remarkable.
They also reached out to Facebook’s “legal team.”
I don’t know who runs this account, but they better over the age of 60 to be this bad at the Internet.
As hilarious as it is to laugh at what a spectacular fail this is, it’s also equally fucked up that a woman who told a stranger that she hopes their crotch fruit gets autism, simply because she disagreed with their political opinions, gets to run the “Boston team” of a national autism non-profit (I assume). It actually disgusts me, and should disgust parents of autistic children everywhere. This chick is a filthy gutterpig who did some thing horrible, lied her way out of it, and is getting away with it because her boss is a fucking idiot. If you wanna let Early Autism Services know what you think of their decision to keep this woman on the payroll while millions of other Americans lose their jobs, click here to voice your opinions on their Facebook page. Or send them an email at [email protected]
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