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Hillary Clinton might not be President, but that doesn’t mean she’s gonna stop lying any time soon. Saw this posted on our favorite website Jezebel yesterday:
This was posted by a guy named Michael Cappetta, who claims his wife Margot and their baby randomly bumped into Bill and Hillary while they were taking a walk through a New York park:
— Michael Cappetta (@MCappetta) November 10, 2016
At first I assumed Hillary was just checking up to make sure Vince Foster’s body was right where they left it. But here’s what Margot then posted on her now deleted Facebook page:
“Ive been feeling so heartbroken since yesterday’s election and decided what better way to relax than take my girls hiking. So I decided to take them to one of favorite places in Chappaqua. We were the only ones there and it was so beautiful and relaxing. As we were leaving, I heard a bit of rustling coming towards me and as I stepped into the clearing there she was, Hillary Clinton and Bill with their dogs doing exactly the same thing as I was. I got to hug her and talk to her and tell her that one of my most proudest moments as a mother was taking Phoebe with me to vote for her. She hugged me and thanked me and we exchanged some sweet pleasantries and then I let them continue their walk. Now, I’m not one for signs but I think ill definitely take this one. So proud. #iamstillwithher #lovetrumpshate#keepfighting #lightfollowsdarkness”
The reactions from the faithful were exactly what you expected them to be:
I cried in Whole Foods today. This picture makes me happier than I've felt for days. #criersunite
— Robin Currie (@sk8mom007) November 10, 2016
“I cried in Whole Foods Today.”
There has never been a phrase uttered that better personified Hillary’s fan base more than that one right there.
But guess what? Jokes on these morons. Turns out Margot knows Hillary and worked on her campaign:
Turns out that Margot’s Mom is good friends with Hillary and hosted an event for her where this picture was taken. Plus, anyone with a shread of common sense could’ve figured out that you just don’t randomly run into a former President and the woman who just lost a presidential race in the woods. Ya know, because there’s thing call the “secret service.” This isn’t 1798, and you don’t just encounter John and Abigail Adams going for a slum sociable in Central Park. Obviously.
But it’s not just her idiotic fans that fell for it. Pretty much every major media news outlet did the same:
This is why Trump won. Because the media doesn’t even attempt to hide how in the bag they were for Hillary. They will literally do anything to make her seem likeable. The American people saw right through it, understood what a scam it was, and voted for Trump because he was the underdog. They somehow found a way to make that guy a sympathetic character.
Because America knows a lying sack of shit when they see one. Is Trump full of shit? Absolutely. But at least he’s funny. Just think about what happened here. Hillary was obviously in on this. And the day after getting emasculated by President-Elect Trump she arranges to meet up with this woman in the woods, pose for this staged “chance encounter” and have her post it on social media. All in a vain attempt to make her seem more likeable.
Honestly, this is hilarious. It’s funny because they thought they wouldn’t get caught. But the Internet is forever, and luckily Hillary will forever be a footnote in American history.
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