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Media Loves Story About Woman Who Goes For Walk And Randomly Runs Into Hillary And Bill, Turns She Worked For Her Campaign And It Was All Staged

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Hillary Clinton might not be President, but that doesn’t mean she’s gonna stop lying any time soon. Saw this posted on our favorite website Jezebel yesterday:


This was posted by a guy named Michael Cappetta, who claims his wife Margot and their baby randomly bumped into Bill and Hillary while they were taking a walk through a New York park:

At first I assumed Hillary was just checking up to make sure Vince Foster’s body was right where they left it. But here’s what Margot then posted on her now deleted Facebook page:

“Ive been feeling so heartbroken since yesterday’s election and decided what better way to relax than take my girls hiking. So I decided to take them to one of favorite places in Chappaqua. We were the only ones there and it was so beautiful and relaxing. As we were leaving, I heard a bit of rustling coming towards me and as I stepped into the clearing there she was, Hillary Clinton and Bill with their dogs doing exactly the same thing as I was. I got to hug her and talk to her and tell her that one of my most proudest moments as a mother was taking Phoebe with me to vote for her. She hugged me and thanked me and we exchanged some sweet pleasantries and then I let them continue their walk. Now, I’m not one for signs but I think ill definitely take this one. So proud. #iamstillwithher #lovetrumpshate#keepfighting #lightfollowsdarkness”

The reactions from the faithful were exactly what you expected them to be:

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“I cried in Whole Foods Today.”

There has never been a phrase uttered that better personified Hillary’s fan base more than that one right there.

But guess what? Jokes on these morons. Turns out Margot knows Hillary and worked on her campaign:



Turns out that Margot’s Mom is good friends with Hillary and hosted an event for her where this picture was taken. Plus, anyone with a shread of common sense could’ve figured out that you just don’t randomly run into a former President and the woman who just lost a presidential race in the woods. Ya know, because there’s thing call the “secret service.” This isn’t 1798, and you don’t just encounter John and Abigail Adams going for a slum sociable in Central Park. Obviously.

But it’s not just her idiotic fans that fell for it. Pretty much every major media news outlet did the same:





This is why Trump won. Because the media doesn’t even attempt to hide how in the bag they were for Hillary. They will literally do anything to make her seem likeable. The American people saw right through it, understood what a scam it was, and voted for Trump because he was the underdog. They somehow found a way to make that guy a sympathetic character.

Because America knows a lying sack of shit when they see one. Is Trump full of shit? Absolutely. But at least he’s funny. Just think about what happened here. Hillary was obviously in on this. And the day after getting emasculated by President-Elect Trump she arranges to meet up with this woman in the woods, pose for this staged “chance encounter” and have her post it on social media. All in a vain attempt to make her seem more likeable.


Honestly, this is hilarious. It’s funny because they thought they wouldn’t get caught. But the Internet is forever, and luckily Hillary will forever be a footnote in American history.






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22 Comment(s)
  • Sandy
    November 14, 2016 at 9:03 am

    Who cares !! She’s trying to appear strong at a sad time ..Hillary Rocks !!!!!

  • Yolotrump
    November 12, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    $10 says the child on her back is Bills!!!

    • Sal Monella
      November 12, 2016 at 7:54 pm

      I will take that! WJC is sterile. He shoots blanks, lots of blanks. Chelsea is Webb Hubble’s daughter. Well known in DNC circles, look at that ugly fucking face and Webb Hubble: see the DNA connection? When asked about this last year she said “I am proud of both my parents”. WTF?

      Send the $10 to the NRA ILA. I’m good.

  • Lauren
    November 12, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    Nowhere does Margot report that she did or didn’t know Hillary though.

  • Crooked Hillary, compulsive liar
    November 12, 2016 at 1:30 pm

    Staged was my first thought, with the pristine leather shoes-boots on. Just not right, did not look the part. The young woman is the same too, for going along with Clinton.

  • November 12, 2016 at 10:22 am

    Hillary is still a lying bastard she can’t help herself , she lies even when the truth won’t hurt her ! She can’t help it , It’s in the blood !

  • BobnMic
    November 12, 2016 at 10:14 am

    I’m a veteran and I want some fucking respect!

  • Jake
    November 12, 2016 at 9:29 am

    Social media and the internet expose phonys and liars. I love it

  • Ryno
    November 12, 2016 at 9:09 am

    I don’t remember people so fearful and carrying on so much when Obama won

  • Jack Mehoff
    November 12, 2016 at 8:27 am

    So on another note, wonder why the cackling hag didn’t DEMAND a recount? After all Arizona, Michigan and Pennsylvania were so close that recounts could conceivably give her the win!

    A recount would expose the massive voter fraud the left engaged in. Some counties had to switch to paper ballots because the machines would not register votes for Donald Trump! Of course the media refuses to report this and denies the accusation but do your own digging. Even with the fraud it still wasn’t enough. People are pissed at the last eight wasted years.

    Since 2010 the Democrat Party has been decimated everywhere except the very blue States of California, Maryland and of course Massachusetts. They are the minority party for a reason. Deceit and lies like the sham encounter here are and still will be part of the playbook.

  • November 12, 2016 at 6:39 am

    You mean staged like the “assassination attempt ” on Donald trump that was staged ?
    Because anyone with a brain knows you can’t sneak a gun into a presidential candidate event because .. You know … Secret service .
    Turtle boy you remin the cowardly misogynistic fraud you have always been.
    Stay classy Worcester .
    Hey and good to see you keep getting funded with those porn ads

    • Capt Cornhole
      November 12, 2016 at 7:22 am

      No, he meant literally staged.


    • Jack Mehoff
      November 12, 2016 at 8:30 am

      Well Bill since you are seeing porn ads and I am not that sure tells me what cookies you have on your PC and what ones I don’t.

      Try switching hands once in a while.

    • JRod
      November 12, 2016 at 8:36 am

      whay can’t you sneak in a gun? Secret Service has allowed plenty of President to get shot, why would a campaign event be so secure that it couldn’t happen? What world do oyu live in where security can’t be breached?

  • BobnMic
    November 12, 2016 at 12:33 am

    So they are in the woods right? I bet Bill the perv was not wearing pants…

  • Reddog
    November 12, 2016 at 12:28 am

    This woman is unbelievable.

  • SMH
    November 12, 2016 at 12:13 am

    Haha I said the exact same thing. No way in hell was this a random encounter. So damn picture perfect, and of course Bill took the picture. My exact words were, she will stop at nothing to appear like able, particularly after she felt the hate. I just threw up in the Job Lot.

    • WormtownKris
      November 12, 2016 at 8:45 am

      Setting the stage so that she can run again in 2020 or 2024, maybe? Hillary and Fauxcohontas in 2020!!! LOL.

  • Realist
    November 11, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Milo? Really?

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      November 12, 2016 at 10:43 am

      As opposed to CNN, NBC, MSNBC? Perhaps you missed the screenshots in the blog above? “Journalists” have a duty to vet stories before printing/posting them. Unfortunately the liberal media has no integrity or adhere to ethical behavior – just like their defeated candidate or her lemming supporters.

      You hypocritical sheep crack me up. You’re so delusional you just can’t accept the truth about your candidate, and most importantly refuse to admit it about yourselves.

      How’s that alternate reality working for you now?

      • Realist
        November 12, 2016 at 1:15 pm

        The funny thing is…… TB jumped the gun again! When you rely on fringe sources for your news, the truth is sometimes lost in the bias. Of all the news sources that reported this, most reported that the Secret Service was there, although you would never read that from the fringe!

      • Realist
        November 12, 2016 at 1:18 pm

        You mean the truth?

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