Meet Blake Rubin, The Guy Who’s Going To Beat Joe Early And Restore Justice And Ethics As District Attorney 

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Corrupt Worcester County District Attorney Joe Early has a challenger in November for the first time – independent candidate Blake Rubin. Uncle Turtleboy sits down with Mr. Rubin to talk about his core philosophy on law and order, what he would do differently as DA, why he should replace Joe Early, and of course the Alli Bibaud and Jorge Zambrano debacles. Blake is a really good dude whose campaign slogan is “Justice, Not Politics.”

Which is perfect, because the DA should be someone who wants to see violent offenders brought to justice, and all citizens to be given equal treatment (as opposed to special treatment for judge’s daughters), instead of a professional politician who uses the office to do favors for his friends.

He’s been all over Worcester County collecting signatures….

Unlike Joe Early he is an independent and thus has no connections to the McGovern machine. Thus at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade he was not allowed to march with McGovern, Petty, Donahue, Early, and the rest of the handpicked machine politicians. He was out there with salt of the earth folk, marching to a beat of his own drum:

And his supporters are adorable.

This guy is the guy who can take down Joe Early. Please like and follow his campaign Facebook page here, and his Twitter account here.

10 Comment(s)
  • Boxcar Mickey
    May 8, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    I love elections! That’s when them nice folk round us all up in a van and give us cigarettes and booze courtesy of some Greek fella. We hit as many polls as we can until we’re seeing double Ds after the names we have to vote for. As long as we can still stand and hold a pen the van driver just points at the ovals for us. They do the same for the immigrants acting like they are interpreters.

  • bigdaddy
    Joe Early
    May 8, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    sorry he doesn’t stand a chance against me. Once the brain dead voters see the D after my name I will be a shoo in

  • randiguy2006
    May 8, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    Not a chance in hell.

  • wormer
    Mayor Joseph Petty
    May 8, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    Blake Rubin is stupid and not educated at all. Follow my lead. Joe Early is the DA for the renaissance city. We often sip real high class champagne together and sample brie whilst critiquing recent supreme court decisions.

  • wormer
    Edward Augustus
    May 8, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Take me, Blake!

  • Real_Finn
    May 8, 2018 at 2:33 pm


  • GW
    May 8, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    Idolize no politicians. Hmmm, a lying,covering his ass DA or someone who used to be an ADA, then went to the dark side of defense counsel and forgot what scumbags his clients really are. All the while using underhanded slimy tactics to get his scumbags off is nothing to idolize. Be weary for whom you stick your neck out, as karma may rear it’s ugly head. These are our only options? Me thinks, I’ll sit this one out.

  • TortugaNino
    May 8, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    hate to be the one to say it but somebody has to, early will be re-elected unfortunately. The man panders to the lowest common denominator and is inside the courthouse, that means that if we can barely out vote the criminals on real politicians we stand no chance here. the guy is literally every career criminals wet dream. Do you really think the “democrat voting base” here in WORCESTER is going to go for a guy who thinks they should actually serve time when caught with a gun, open container, or needle for the 30th time? I think not, come fall Early will begin “campaigning” on how warped our justice system is with anecdotes of ppl “serving too much time” or being mistreated by “raciss” cops etc etc. the derilicts will line up to vote for him twice thinking it might keep their baby daddy/moms out of jail. Sad, but ive seen this movie before.

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    May 8, 2018 at 1:06 pm

    Mr. Blake Rubin: Campaign for the integrity of the Worcester DA’s office. By virtue of that, you are directly in contrast to the present DA.
    Be passionate about wanting to do this job and let the voters see your passion.
    May God bless you, Mr. Rubin. Good will triumph over evil.

    • TortugaNino
      May 8, 2018 at 1:10 pm

      god willing, but I wont hold my breath either.

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