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Meet Brendan Donahue: 41 Year Old Worcester Bartender Who Parked In An Auburn Elementary School Handicapped Spot Preventing Girl In Wheelchair From Getting Out Of Van

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Yesterday I published this blog, and asked for turtle rider’s help finding the douche twinkie who parked in a handicapped spot at an Auburn elementary school and would not move when a mother with a child in a wheelchair asked him to.

Back story: Swanson intermediate School in Auburn for kids basketball league. Saturday December 15. I asked him to move so I could utilize the handicapped spot for my daughter in a wheelchair. I said you’re parked illegally. His response “so is everyone else. Do you really need all that space???” Never been so angry! He was such a cocky douchebag. I told my passenger to get a picture…I’ll send to TB 😉

Well, we thank the dozen or so turtle riders who reached out to us within hours and gave us this guy’s name:

Brendan Donohue from Worcester. He’s a 41 year old bartender at The Fix, so obviously he’s got the world figured out. Pretty shitty example to set for your kids. Parking in handicapped spots is not harmless. If you can’t find a spot in the lot then park on the street and walk. The people who need those spots don’t have that option.

Congrats on being the dickhead of the week Brendan.

29 Comment(s)
  • D.Leary
    December 19, 2018 at 12:07 am

    I park my car in handicapped spaces,
    while handicapped people make handicapped faces,
    cuz I’m an asshole
    the world’s biggest asshole

  • Roger
    December 18, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    Those pics make no sense.  The first shows the SUV parked in white lines….and the close up clearly shows the lines being blue.  

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    December 18, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    I went to The Fix once . . . last time I pay $30 for a fucking burger

  • George
    December 18, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    Why do the line colors change? Are they separate instances?

  • Ben Stiller IV
    December 18, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    I once got burger at the fix and it was pretty greasy and the bun was resultingly soggy. Think it’s a coincidence that this guy is currently a bartender, even though I sat in the general seating area and this visit was four years ago? Probably definitely a coincidence; but who the hell really knows?

  • Roman Moroni
    December 18, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Whada farging icehole

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    December 18, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Yup. He’s a class A scum bag. Let’s just say he has other skeletons in his closet, too.

  • Don'tBeALickspittle
    December 18, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    You insult dicks, wangs, penises, and peepees all over the world with this guttersnipe. No self respecting dick in the world would you go out in public with that face.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    kevins9iron
    December 18, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    There’s an Officer Brendan Donohue on the Worcester police force. Coincidence?

  • Clitty Litter
    December 18, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    Note to self: Do NOT wear TBS shirt to The Fix.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    December 18, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    “He’s a 41 year old bartender at The Fix, so obviously he’s got the world figured out.”

    When did TB become such an elitist?

    He’s a bartender. Ewww gross.

  • Hoodie McHoodstuffer
    December 18, 2018 at 10:32 am

    The pictures don’t match up.
    One has blue lines and a vehicle partially in the striped area.
    The other has white lines and a vehicle entirely in the striped area.
    Am I missing something here?

    • Hoodie McHoodstuffer
      December 18, 2018 at 10:34 am

      Although, the guy with the scally cap probably IS a douche, regardless.

    • Moe Ainul
      December 18, 2018 at 11:24 am

      I believe that photo with the woman trying to load into her van while some balloon head’s car is illegally parked beside her was shown as an example of how such moronic selfish behavior can totally ruin a disabled person’s day.

    • Rockets Redglare
      December 18, 2018 at 11:33 am

      Indeed you are HOODIE. They are different pictures of different vehicles/examples of other handicap parking asswipes…

  • Nee Chi
    December 18, 2018 at 9:45 am

    The picture appears to be from a Halloween Party. Though he may be a Chudstuffer, unless I am mistaken, the picture is meant to MISLEAD.

    TB, you are so low. If you’re going to be bias, stop calling what you do reporting.

    I can’t stop reading you, but you are low. IQ maybe?? I dunno, but something is not right with “you people”.

    • Welcome to my nightmare
      December 18, 2018 at 9:55 am

      Doesn’t matter, what does matter is the guy was (is) an asshole. Period. he shouldn’t have parked there, then he should have shut his mouth and moved when it was pointed out. I hope TB keeps calling out these shitheads.

  • Exit 69
    December 18, 2018 at 9:28 am

    These Jokers think they are the balls, Grow some stubble, get the hoodie going with the cap, and its a “Who wants to fuck with me?” attitude. Probably gets his head busted regularly. You can’t change these shitheads, they will be this way until they die either from getting wailed on, or cirrhosis of the liver. Probably drinks green beer on St Paddys day

    • Nee Chi
      December 18, 2018 at 10:21 am

      Because you know for sure the parent wasn’t making this up?? The old virtue signalling perhaps??

      TB admits to being acquainted with this accuser, so therefore we believe it as true?!. Many of TB’s stories more than meets the criteria for “Fake News”. Mostly due to bias, sensationalism for the sake of clicks, and other misleading click-bait tactics.

      IMO, this article is nothing more than the doxxing of a he said/she said because TB trusts the accuser.

      Gross and sloppy.

      • Welcome to my nightmare
        December 18, 2018 at 10:26 am

        Shhhhh! Before you really begin to sound foolish

      • Osiris
        December 18, 2018 at 10:40 am

        Yup…it’s all made up. Super Sleuth Nee Chi in da house!!!!!
        The parent made up the picture. Forgetting the “made up” comment, this asshat parked in a handicapped space. That in itself makes me want to smack the fucker in the face.

      • ElJefe72
        ElJefe72
        December 18, 2018 at 12:25 pm

        So, are you saying the picture has been doctored? The douchebag’s car was photoshopped into the striped area next to the handicap spot?

        Also reading comprehension is fundamental. North Shore Turtlebabe did not say she knew the person who sent the photo in. It’s the other way around. The person this happened to knows about TBS (the blog) and knew it would be a good way to publically shame this guy.

        • Nee Chi
          December 18, 2018 at 12:54 pm

          Touche El Jefe… Touche.

          Not saying the picture is doctored, but it is a complete misrepresentation of the actual person, (since he has a costume with makeup on). But TB don’t care bout no journalistic facks, cuz he knows, only god can judge. Amirite?!

          The header for every TB article crys about how unfair the interwebs be, and how they be taken out of context. Yet he is the first to use the worst pictures of people, to paint the worst pictures of people.

          I have no idea who the douchnozzle is that parked in the handicapped spot. I very highly doubt he said he didn’t give a shit thought. That shit don’t fly in the polite suburbs. i.e. Not Webduh.

          And, there was a passenger with a phone that didn’t get a photo of the guy, but got a photo of the car??
          Hmmmm… nothing suspicious to see here…

  • Harry Winn
    December 18, 2018 at 9:24 am

    It pains me to think he’s possibly a father of a young child and yet conducts himself in such a dirt bag manner. No excuse, dude, get your act together.

    • Nee Chi
      December 18, 2018 at 12:52 pm

      Touche El Jefe… Touche.

      Not saying the picture is doctored, but it is a complete misrepresentation of the actual person, (since he has a costume with makeup on). But TB don’t care bout no journalistic facks, cuz he knows, only god can judge. Amirite?!

      The header for every TB article crys about how unfair the interwebs be, and how they be taken out of context. Yet he is the first to use the worst pictures of people, to paint the worst pictures of people.

      I have no idea who the douchnozzle is that parked in the handicapped spot. I very highly doubt he said he didn’t give a shit thought. That shit don’t fly in the polite suburbs. i.e. Not Webduh.

      And, there was a passenger with a phone that didn’t get a photo of the guy, but got a photo of the car??
      Hmmmm… nothing suspicious to see here…

  • Cris Gagne
    Whinycunt
    December 18, 2018 at 9:16 am

    Looks like he’s got a
    Black eye in the picture. Hmmm was he an asshole to someone that punched him in the face ??? Lmao. One can only hope.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 18, 2018 at 12:06 pm

      Halloween pic? No, I’m not defending him, just pointing out a possible detail. The kids look like they’re in costumes – at least I hope so.

  • Travis Rearick
    Henry Ford
    December 18, 2018 at 9:15 am

    These illegally parked twatmobiles are turning into my favorite TB segment.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    December 18, 2018 at 9:14 am

    Typical Almost what I pictured, This is the stereotype for a complete drunken asswipe. Look up shitstain in the dictionary and his picture comes up. The scalley cap is a nice touch

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