This is Kelly Cote from Ludlow.
If “I read online that vaccinations cause autism” had a face.
If you’re on Facebook you may recognize this Karen from the comments section of any of our various Facebook pages. She’s the obnoxious troll always complaining about how mean we are and may or may not be in the Bristol cult.
She recently left a bad review for one of our advertisers, despite never hiring them.
Because she’s a malicious cunt. Now to me, Facebook reviews mean absolutely nothing because they allow people to do this, but to a lot of business owners they still mean something. When people do this it’s a direct attempt to try to get advertisers to leave us by sabotaging their business. When you do shit like this, you become Turtleboy famous. Especially when you’re as awful as this clam.
But as it turns out this isn’t the first time she’s done something like this. This basic Becky has had beef with Aeropostle
Colgate
CVS
Payless Shoes
Yes, that’s right – she’s complaining about customer service for a business that basically advertises that they sell shitty shoes that nobody wants.
And when you thought she couldn’t be more obnoxious, wait until you read this exchange she had with and auto detailing place.
Here’s a thought – if you feel like every business you’ve ever dealt with is plotting to fuck you over, perhaps you’re the problem.
My personal favorite was her beef with an online fashion game.
If you ever feel like you’ve hit rock bottom just click on this blog and remind yourself that it could be worse. You could be a grown woman who spends her free time freaking out over a free online fashion game because they don’t give your “team” enough worthless online “prizes.”
It’s hard to believe she’s even real.
She also calls herself a “spoonie.”
A spoonie is someone “suffering” from an “invisible” disease.
So they don’t look sick, but they are.
According to Kelly Cote, her alleged sickness makes it an accomplishment for her to shower.
She’s so sick that she can barely shower, but she has no problem waking up every day and harassing businesses online that she’s never used before with fake reviews. Oh, and she has PLENTY of time to post incessantly about Turtleboy and come to our page looking for fights.
So where is this anger and hatred for Turtleboy coming from? Well it appears as if a woman named Janell Martin is her friend or family member.
You may remember Janell as “Tittooselah” from back in January when she started a GoFundMe for Amanda Disley, the woman who located and filmed the kidnapping rapist in Springfield.
Amanda was furious that someone started this without consulting her.
Imagine coming home to this every day?
Yikes!
The bottom line is, if this is the kind of person who hates what we do, then we’re probably doing something right. Just sayin.
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79 Comment(s)
I would accept a reverse Hot Karl from her.
This one is literally begging for a round, sound and tearful rogering of the rear.
Peace.
-T.R.
I’ve thought about it for a couple of days. She’s hawt. I would.
She answered my personal ad
Wanted slightly obese homily chick to suck a big black cock on tuesdays and thursdays
Probably would not. Depending on how long its been and how much grain alcohol is on hand.
I know a woman just like her a few years back, complained constantly about everything. Picky picky picky about the men she would date, and none of them would get to date number three with her because they did not measure up for some reason. after 15 years she finally meets a guy who she believes is up to her standards and she allows numerous dates. Then he decides that she doesn’t pass his muster and dumps her ass. We all got a good laugh about that.
The whole time I’m reading about this bitch I’m thinking, “damn this chick needs to get laid.” Then I see the dudes the bottom in the corny photo booth photos.. Whoever he is, he ain’t doing the job. Just sayin…
Cheddah … Look at him & look who he’s chosen to spend the rest of his life with?? OFCOURSE he’s not getting the job done! He hasn’t even been kind enough to remove whatever long hard object (akin to a broomstick) has been lodged up her ass for so long!
Advice to the younger generation. Women don’t achieve orgasm pegging you up the ass.
she’s a cheap little tart, wearing her knitted cap like a Parisian slattern or part-time magicians assistant, turning tricks, and trying to recoups coupons for payless pox cream. she’s a victim of capitalist meal tickets and spreading her invisible illness via email and commentaries, like a one-woman covid19.
PS…she desperately needs a night of good hard sex.
I stand with Kelly Cote. Aeropostale’s change of order policy is absolutely ridiculous.
Now that your campaign is over, I look forward to more posts from you.
Is it true that cheese shops will be forced to close due to Coronavirus?
If “I use recycled tampons so that my cunt’s green” had a face.
I would scissor her to completion.
She’s a total cunt bag for harassing companies online over petty shit. Complaining about a free game pretty much sums up all I need to know about her character.
This is all too bad, as I think she is very beautiful.
This little twit needs a good bitch slap,then a date with Harvey Weinstein
I would give here “gentle anal.”
Koupon kunt klub
Pst… Ugly little coupon cvnt, I’ve got some CVS coupons in my pocket if you wanna reach on in here and grab for them
Seeing those pics at the end made me as soft as baby shit. Woof
Her mustard slot sees few visitors.Its a cold frozen
death zone that many never return from.Her vagina could
be confused with “Green Boots” from Mount Everest.
Spic Tormentor….. Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?
Hoping you fall into a big vat of covid-19
My illness is REAL.
As real as Trump/Russian collusion, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus.
Broke my arm skiing in Vermont,Would you be kind enough to carry
my books to my car? Thanks.Very nice of you.Can I offer you a lift home?
Don’t forget the crowbar Ted.
Enjoy the hunt!
Another entitled slag bitch from hell with a made up illness.
She needs to fuck right off and I hope her tits fall off as well. A total cunt.
DS
You know who else doesn’t look sick, Vanilla Wafer? 80% of the people I see every two weeks @ the infusion clinic at MGH. But you don’t hear them bitch about life or whining about being a victim.
You have no shame. Develop some shame.
True some very sick people don’t look sick.
I know a lady who is very sick, doesn’t look it, but doesn’t tell everyone on the planet that she is sick.
I also know assholes who fake being sick because they want free checks and are scared to death of actually having to work.
Casual Observations:
1) I’m not proud to admit, I’d pay her for sex.
2) Her boyfriend looks slow.
1) I would too. In East German marks
2) Slow? Shit he makes Andre the Giant look like Einstein!
LOL
She’s gonna need some of those CVS coupons for suppositories after I’m done packing her digestive tract.
One look at her tells me four things:
1)Definitely missionary, only after you beg
2) Probably doesn’t give head.
3) Without a doubt , positively doesn’t swallow.
4) Registered Democrat.
What a cunt!
What a lazy pos. I feel bad for any man that has to put up with that insufferable bish
She sure showed CVS who’s boss, didn’t she? I’m sure the Board of Directors held an emergency meeting over the corporation losing her $30 slice of its $2.5 Billion dollars in revenue.
Well, I have ALREADY TOLD all of my friends to Never Go To CVS AGAIN!!! They will notice THAT!!!
Turtleboy is WRONG WRONG WRONG on this one
You have friends???
If a donkey punch needed inspiration she is the poster child. What an obnoxious Twat
Spoonies??? Lol what a fuckin joke. Her mouth and hands seem to work fine. The commenter who talked about customer service and the 5% was spot on. Broads like this are just a drain on society and should be required to work in the service industry…….serving whatever man or woman is standing in front her. Absolute oxygen thief. Go complain some more you miserable cunt.
I’d forcibly eat her ass then fuck her. But then again I’m crazy.
Or a professor from Bridgewater State
Nice callback!
Kelly Cote you should kill yourself. What a sad life.
Get back in the truck!
You have advertisers?
Extorting businesses for free shit is just as rotten as scamming FBers in the local yard sale pages.
I’d still attempt to impregnate her tonsils.
She’s gonna make some lucky guy a fine ex-wife someday.
I do believe that Kelly has packed up her Facebook Page, tucked it between her tail, and ran away. Looks like SHE is the one who can dish it out but can’t take it.
The nerve of her to not face up to the wrath of random cowards hiding behind burner Facebook accounts.
What an ugly crazy pig. Especially the picture with that stupid tan hat on. I would enjoying making her submit to a cross face chicken wing. Followed by a Justin Canale cunt punt.
It makes absolute sense that this woman has fibromyalgia the most made up disease ever. That disease was invented by people who desperately want to be victims but can’t prove they actually have an illness it’s the biggest joke going. You hit the nail on the head when you said “if these are the people against turtle boy then we must be doing something right”. She will 100% use this as a way to make herself more of a victim and this probably has exacerbated her fibromyalgia You hit the nail on the head when you said “if these are the people against turtle boy then we must be doing something right“. She will 100% use this as a way to make herself more of a victim and this probably has exacerbated her fibromyalgia. Lmao fucking loser
Clearly the mentally diffused chick that wants your cock down her throat, slapped and spit on while being throat fucked, but when you don’t open the door to let her in your car afterwards she gets all bent out of shape.
Bad week in the turtle lagoon. You’ve written about nothing. Go take a time out and come up with something interesting or at least plagerize.
Yet here you are. Every. Single. Day.
She has a “five head”.
I love her post where she stated. “this is my first time ordering online” while also saying in the same post “I do all my shopping online”. the fuck are you talking about you delusional fuck twit?
She make’s absolutely no sense at all. what a fucking retard! You cant do all your shopping online if that’s the first time you ordered something online. If that was the first time you ordered something online, then that was the first time you shopped online, you fucking imbacile! Everything else you have done online would equate to taking a gander at things, which is not shopping. Shopping is when you purchase an item everything else is browsing. Even if you purchased something online and picked it up in the store, you’re still ordering online, you fucking dope!
Yeah lady we all know what your invisible illness is. It’s called liberalism ya cunt!
If her man was any type of man at all he would donkey punch her back into reality.
All the issues going on in our soyciety and this cunt has nothing better to do than lie about her online purchases while also pestering business and complaining about an online game. What a god damn nuisance. Her illness is not blind at all. You can see she has the brain eating pathogen liberalism just by looking at her. Nice beauty face filter too ya fraud!
Can someone give me a clear cut answer on this? Why do woman go around starting trouble and babbling so much shit on other people’s facefuck pages, then turn around and play the victim? What the fuck is wrong with a majority of woman?
This is why I advocate daily for young men & men in general too focus their time on education, work, a hobby or a useful skill, while also bettering them self. These woman are just not worth it Gentleman! Why would you want to work you ass off for 40+ hours a week. to take care of a stay at home nagosaurus who has no time to cook or clean, but has all the time to be a god damn nuisance? Why do you men do this? Is it because she says she llluvvvvsss you lmao? These woman do not love you! The only love what you can do for them and provide them! You guys bust your ass off at work then rush home. just to be met at the door with no dinner, a dirty house, a honey do list, some kind of manufactured problems and made up drama while also dealing with relentless nagging. These woman have no respect for you at all. They will monkey branch onto someone else who they think can provide them more. You let these wahhmann walk all over you with smiles on your faces. Wake the fuck up Gentleman! You’re the prize not her and you all need to remember that! You want to see how much your wife or girlfriend lluvvssss you? Tell them you got fired from your job. After that come here and tell me how much she still lluuvsss you. while also telling me how she said she would never leave you no matter what happens. It’s time you start putting your foot down and telling them no! Stick up for your self and tell them it’s your way or the highway! Once the get a grip on what it will be like to fend for them self I guarantee you she wont pull her shit any more! I know a lot of you have been shamed or brainwashed by them into believing that you cant do better than her. The thing is gentleman, you can and you will. The truth is most waahhman brainwash you into believing that you will never find better than her. In reality that is a wahhmans insecurity of her not being able to find better projected on you. I know it’s in our nature as men to want to settle down get married and have a family. Is it worth it though really? These woman have been out giving their pussy up for free for years too any man who shows them a bit of attention. Those men didnt work to provide her with anything and she still opened her legs for them. Why should you bust your ass to take care of a wahhman who’s had 80 dicks in her before you? Stop being little bitches and man the fuck up! Who cares about how much she cries. Who cares if she calls the cops. If it does not happen now it’s going to happen while she divorce rapes you any way. Get it over with and done now before it leads too years or misery any way!
Blah blah blah
I read your first few posts. Now I see your name and don’t even bother. You are boring, you cannot compose a simple sentence, and the content of your posts are garbage.
So how many guys that are making more money than you is your wife screwing?
I can’t think of any other reason why someone would post the word vomit you did above if your wife wasn’t bending over for every guy she meets, and you’re hoping someone agrees with you so can pretend that it’s about her and not you. Not everyone is an Alpha. The world needs beta cucks like you so that Facebook isn’t 100% females with self-esteem issues.
You should just go back to using Finn as your screen name so that the rest of us get a heads up to ignore your comments.
Why would I marry when married woman like your wife flock to me 🙂
You’re just a provider and well, I’m the dude who fucks your wife while you’re at work! She drains my balls then makes me a steak before she gos home and demands you lick my babies out of her ass. It’s like being married almost. All the bennifets of having a wife but the difference is. I send her home and get the bed all too my self. You sleep on the couch and wonder who’s shes up texting at 2 a.m. you’re no alpha what so ever. You can try and convince your self you are but in reality. you’re just a beta male provider. A woman has you bending over backwards because you think she loves you. Any dude who down votes or hates my advice is a pussy bitch who has no balls because hes wife took them away from him. Now go put your pink pussy hat on and go too that womans march your wife told you you need to go too! Pussyyy. You read my comment because if you didnt you wouldnt have even said a word about it. Dont be mad because I have freedom and you’re a slave for a beat to shit stretched out pussy. Be honest you fool you know damn well I have more money than you. I dont have a wife so all that money I make is disposable. you’re is tied up in cloths, make up and girls nights out. It’s not really girls night out. it’s a night when your wife and others find studs like me too rock their world. you want to make love to you wife but she wants to get fucked like the gutter slut she is. You have a few more things to do on that honey do list. Dont let the wife find out you didnt wash her cloths, cook dinner for her or clean the house. Ya fucking little cuck. P.s. hows my dick taste?
So, MGTow, you seem a little bitter.
How many women exactly have you killed, and where are the graves?
You have zero credibility…you obviously never learned the difference between “too” & “to”.
What she said was it was her first time ordering on-line with THAT business.
I don’t need a long paragraph like yours…. I will summarize with a quote from yours; MGTOW TURTLE “make’s absolutely no sense at all. what a fucking retard!”
MGTowrettes Syndrome over here is Bret “The Keyboard Fucking” Killoran. He’s not fucking anyone’s wife. His own wife would kick his ass. Whenever he does some shit his wife doesn’t approve of, (and this is quoting Bret himself from an old live show) she takes away his Xbox, pours his Millah Lites right down the drain and hides his dabs. She’s got him by the balls. I’m sure that his wife and 4 daughters would all kick his ass if they knew he was masquerading as some inbred incel here in the comments. Seriously Bret, give it up already.
When she finally realizes that she doesn’t matter she’s going to be really upset
And she’s a big cunt
Super surprised msm didn’t cover this.
I bet her real name is Tammy or some retard slut whore name like that.
You know what would help fix that sour attitude of hers?
I nice, deep sugar-dicking session. To include oral, anal, perhaps some watersports.
I have a line up of about 18 black dudes ready and willing to pull a train on her.
Spoonies. Aka Loonies but it sounds cuter
Another work-shy ‘disabled’ leftist. She must be upset Biden is beating Bernie
Look at those eyes. If ‘Out of complete touch with reality’ had a face
Another spot on guess by the Captain! She likes Joe Kennedy on Facebook
23 years so I wont be able to bend miss cotex cote over til my balls are gray.
Lazy piece of crap, will never amount to a hill of beans. Another leech on society, consider falling off a cliff you dip $hit.
Anyone who has dealt in customer service related jobs will agree with the following:
About 90% of the public are fine to deal with.
About 5% need a little help or guidance, but they come around.
The last 5%, you should just take out back and shoot them. No matter how much you do, or give them they will never be satisfied. They will bad mouth you forever. You’re never going to please them.
She is a member of the last 5%.
I think she’s very nice. What a sweet girl.
If “i only fuck missionary and dont move at all” had a face. This twatwaffle would be the poster for it.
Golf clap sir. Spot on.