Turtleboy Investigates

Meet Racist Lauren Pespisa (Who Likes To Call Black Girls The N Word) And Her Antifa Friends Who Showed Up To Defend Racist Monica Cannon-Grant And Assault Peaceful Protesters


On Tuesday we showed up to peacefully protest Monica Cannon-Grant because of her extremely racist and threatening videos directed at Rayla Campbell, a black woman running for Congress against Ayanna Pressley. Monica accused her of riding white penis for a credit score because her husband is white, called her the n word several times, and threatened to blow her head off.

Yesterday she incited violence in reaction to the Breonna Taylor indictment, but the Globe once again wrote a story glorifying her as a civil rights leader.

Monica’s racism and violence is supported largely by white nationalists and Antifa who assaulted us at the peaceful protest the other day.

Let’s meet them.

Let’s start with the chick who thought she could silence a megaphone by putting her hands in front of it.


Her name is Lauren Pespisa, and as it turns out she has a long history of being a racist. Here’s what a turtle rider, who happens to be a black woman, tells us about Lauren’s troubled history growing up in the almost exclusively white towns of Bedford and Boxboro, where she lived in a $722K house.

Just watched the video’s from todays peaceful protest. Id like to help you identify one of the mongoloids who was harassing you. In hopes you can write a nice piece on her & her crustacean bottom feeder antifa loser friends. She comes into play at around 6:00 min yelling for everyone to shut the fuck up, you have an interaction with the person next to her at 6:15, and then at the 10:28 mark she’s approaching flipping Rayla off & antagonizing her, then she eventually asks you at 12:08 “how many turtles you’ve fucked today?” … Lauren Pespisa. If white guilt and clout chaser had a face it would be her. If you go to her page (it’s public, as her most of the trash she associates with pages are) you can see all the antifa nonsense she’s spewed recently & over the years, minus the brief hiatus where she was in jail. Yes, there are google trophies for that info!! She never misses BLM protests in & around Boston, but the irony of it all is that I was probably the first interaction she ever had with a black person. We were neighbors, in a small town just north of Boston, and our first interaction was her calling me a nigger & telling our mutual friend not to play with me cuz I had ugly brown skin & looked dirty. I didn’t even know what the N word was, but remember my mom being horrified when I told her what Lauren called me. She makes my fucking skin crawl. And this n***er who she told people not to play with, has since became very successful, while she has no job aside from being a felon/burden to society, a fucking grub & protest hopper for BLM & scream ACAB/defund. She wants to be friends with MCG & co. soooo bad & wants validation from the black/brown community & wishes to protect them all of a sudden. Wonder how people would feel if they knew how she was when we were kids & that she never apologized. But hey they’d probably side with her cuz im a pro police/black conservative so basically Im a nazi sympathizer & not even black in their eyes imagine being white holding a “Black Lives Matter” sign in a BLACK woman’s face as a F’U.  what a time to be alive …  keep fighting the good fight Unc TB.  


As you can see from racist white nationalist Lauren Pespisa’s Facebook page, she is a perpetually unemployed loser who is desperate for acceptance from black people she’s been avoiding her entire life. All she does is protest and virtue signal while ignoring the racist sins of her past. At least we know that her and Monica feel the same way about Rayla Campbell due to the color of her skin. Earlier in the day Lauren was protesting for something else stupid in Boston, because that’s what you do when you never have a job.

Her mother Kathleen and father John are greatly ashamed of her, not only for being a career loser, but also because her hatred of the police stems from a recent arrest and charge for trafficking a Class B substance. 

(cocaine, crack, LSD, oxycodone, oxycontin, ecstacy, hydrochloride, amphetamine, methamphetamine)


Lauren Michele works for Harvard and hates Israel.


Brittany Aird is a suspected white nationalist from Waltham who works as a substitute teacher in the Boston Public Schools. She’s too afraid to return to school because of COVID, but gladly got up in our faces and prevented us from walking on a public sidewalk.


Nancy Chamberlain is a Grantifa and big fan of Monica Cannon-Grant’s overt racism. She works as a scientist at Boston Children’s Hospital.


Rod Webber is a career loser and professional activist who gets arrested all the time, and secretly hopes to one day break out of the friend zone and get in Lauren’s pants. She seems to be his only hope as he is perpetually unemployed and unable to please a woman sexually.


Sasha Rin describes herself as a trans anarchist antifa, which may or may not mean unemployed chick with a dick.

I’m 90% sure I know who Refrigerator Dairy is too, but I’ll wait on that one.

Anyway, the best thing these cretins have going for them is that none of them can be cancelled besides Nancy because they don’t have jobs. The worst thing they have going for them is they use their free time to protect and advocate for an openly racist and bigoted piece of shit like Monica Cannon-Grant. If you know any of the others feel free to drop me a line at turtleboysports@gmail.com, or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook.



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74 Comment(s)
  • Jesus H Christ
    July 10, 2021 at 6:37 pm

    When Rayla inevitably kills herself, im going to cum in that carcass.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 30, 2020 at 9:16 am

    If all of these worthless scumbagss got a job they wouldn’t have so much time to protest!!! If you really want to help black people go volunteer at the boys and girl club or a rec center in a primarily black area. In Springfield you could volunteer or tutor somewhere like the Duggan Community Rec center of State Street. You vile pieces of garbage!

  • Saddam Hussein
    September 29, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Back when I ruled my country my two sons, Uday and Qusay would have their Fedayeen security detail canvass every campus and hangout for girls like Lauren. After they were kidnapped, bathed and prepared Uday would always end the session by jizzing in their mouth and then throwing them to his pet crocodile, Waqiha, so he could watch them be eaten alive. Ahh, good times!

  • Et tu, Brutus?
    September 26, 2020 at 8:10 am

    I might hit Lauren Michele and then throw her off the building once she demanded equal rights.

    • No Lives Matter
      September 26, 2020 at 5:02 pm

      Be sure to yell “death to Palestine” to her on the way down.

  • Turd Reversalist
    September 26, 2020 at 12:57 am

    Being committed to the craft, if that Sasha was post op then I’d give it a go in the dumper.
    Grantifa is the one I’d probably pass on. She smells like incontinence and Centrum Silver flatulence.
    Lauren’s mom would be enjoyable. I’d nibble on her neck and be extra tender with my ministrations.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 25, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    I proudly stand with poor Lauren! To grow up in such tight quarters, a home of only 2400 sq, ft, must have been so traumatizing for her! Keep fighting for the blacks, Lauren!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    September 25, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    I would do her mom in her ass.

  • The Shipwreck Lounge
    September 25, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    What a collection of filthy cunts.

  • Chris Tranos
    September 25, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    brittany aird looks like a dirty, filthy used cum rag

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    September 25, 2020 at 10:14 am

    I can’t wait for Lauren Michele Jappe’s next starring role; in an ISIS video.

    • No Lives Matter
      September 25, 2020 at 10:58 am

      I’m honestly surprised UncleTB has not played this up more. The real story here is that Palestinian terrorists like Lauren Jappe are out supporting Monica. He’s lucky she didn’t wear a suicide vest.

  • Ron Jeremy
    September 25, 2020 at 8:59 am

    Nancy “Marilyn” Chamberlin… Hubba Hubba!

  • Tige Andrews
    September 25, 2020 at 7:15 am

    Nancy Chamberlin looks a lot like Gerry Callahan, she’ll probably consider that a compliment. Brittany Aird, I’m sorry about how ugly you are, your nose makes you look like an overweight anteater. What an ugly and unproductive bunch of stinkpots.

    • Milo
      September 25, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      Callahan has more hair.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Alex Reimer
      September 25, 2020 at 8:34 pm

      Don’t insult my snookums, Gerry Callahan, like that! Ze is gorgeous! We are going apple picking tomorrow morning and then he is going to violate me! Oooooohhhhhh!

  • Done with this shit
    September 25, 2020 at 6:42 am

    Awful lot of uncooked pink vagina supporting a black racist – what’s up with that?? Pretty old to be patsies for an extra large sloppy welfare whore.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 25, 2020 at 5:39 am

    Lauren Pespisa is on the low end of the doable scale. She’s not fat, not hideously unattractive, and if she cleaned herself up a little, dressed nicely, etc., she’d probably be attractive enough to get a man off.

    I really wouldn’t mind blasting one in Lauren Michele though

    • No way dude
      September 25, 2020 at 9:41 am

      No way. Nancy chamberlain is the hottest one

    • Spider Lips13
      Spider Lips
      September 25, 2020 at 11:30 am

      Would love to lube Lauren’s ass up with Tziki sauce and fist her while she does that crazy Muslim woman battle cry.

      • Barry Sotero
        September 27, 2020 at 12:31 am

        that sounds reasonable

  • Bob Murchison
    September 25, 2020 at 1:02 am

    Penis Butter

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    September 24, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    We got a pretty diverse list of shit bags here…

    A muzzie Sharia law 2.0 chick, some basic white chicks, and a tranny to top it off. Boston is really diverse.

  • Tuuka
    September 24, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    She looks like the back of my balls after I shoveled the blizzard of 78. No way Marty’s banging her. He likes the sausage. . Get a job u dirty cunt.

  • Puddles loves meth and smells like piss
    September 24, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    I wonder if the teacher brings her walkie to school. The midget “risked” her life for Monica needs a Grant. Forget about the kids go save a freeloading skumbag. I hope someone brought Puddles the jailbird junkie some pull-ups. These bitches went from a 3 to a 9 cause of covid. And of course there is a tranny in the bunch. I bet the tranny got a bigger dick than Rod. Those losers got to dress up and pretend they had a purpose except the one who actually has a job, of course. They are on their walkie-talkies now reading this. Puddles don’t forget to go the bathroom before bed

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 24, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    Trump should make an executive order that if you’re over 25 and taking selfies thinking you’re hot but ugly as fuck, you should be thrown off the Hoover Dam.

    Why is it every time Marty has a press conference the news outlets put up a picture trying to make him like some bad ass walking to the podium? I swear they photoshop out one of his chins too.

  • No Lives Matter
    September 24, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    I have to give you credit TB. Here I was wondering where the fuck is the token Antifa tranny. You saved him right for the end. With the mask on, he easily passes for a chick. Give him credit. I wonder if he can hook up with Bob Murchison’s tranny daughter Caroline. Without the mask, it’s one ugly creature. Tranny had his scooter stolen recently and can’t get to his doctor appointments to probably get his doses of estrogen. So sad. Wawwawawawa.

    Lauren has had quite the life apparently. She just recently announced she has been DOPE FREE for something like 9 years (after retweeting her favorite memory of the “Occupy” movement). Congrats Lauren. When will you be free of your mental illness? I don’t think Trump’s re-election is going to be helpful to this illness.

    • No Lives Matter
      September 24, 2020 at 10:36 pm

      This Lauren Michel Jappe girl is such a fucking terrorist, she got immediately deported when she landed in Israel once. LOL:

      Lauren Jappe of Boston was travelling to Bethlehem for her local Jewish Voice for Peace chapter to present at a conference on refugees and set up a “sister” relationship with one of the refugee camps in the area. When the border guards discovered, however, that she had previously visited Ramallah, a fact she assumes they learned through an online search, they demanded she allow them to search her mobile phone and email account – with one of them bragging that he was experienced in interrogating “terrorists”.

      She refused, was yelled at for having a “bad attitude” – and deported.

  • Bobo
    September 24, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Jobs fit for negroes

    Tap dancing
    Gospel singing
    Shining shoes
    Sucking cock
    Dealing drugs
    Men’s room attendant
    Sucking cock

  • Captain Trips
    General George S Patton
    September 24, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Leftist liberal chicks are easy. Get your fake wokeness, fake address, burner phone, and fake employment memorized and swoop on in on these bitches. Pump and dump. Just wear a raincoat. Good luck troops! Dismissed!

    • Sgt Mjr Lee Kingsnatch
      September 25, 2020 at 8:31 pm

      Excuse me General, not to speak out of line but the loony liberal bitches will just get it aborted. So therefore no need for a rubber. especially after releasing my seed and upon withdrawal, I smile and said I just made America great again, the loony liberal bitches will be sprinting to planned parenthood. Hate to challenge your authority sir, but it is a cause I firmly believe in.

  • North of the Border
    September 24, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    White liberal guilt on full display, and trying somehow to atone or at least deflect the fact they’re lifelong shitbags.

    Shocked face, right here.

  • Brittany father
    September 24, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    Brittany Aird …your fucking nose is huge. Holy shit …Covid 19 best thing that ever happened for you get wear a mask to hide that beak .

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 24, 2020 at 8:56 pm

      I thought maybe we had something pretty under that mask. Nope. Better to leave the mask on my dear.

    • Guinea Geisha
      September 24, 2020 at 9:39 pm

      She could eat a hoagie in the rain with that schnoz.

    • But we ALL KNOW...
      September 25, 2020 at 8:38 am

      … that after reading this, MASS HEALTH will give her a Taxpayer-funded Nose Job, cuz m’FeelZ

  • Boe Jiden
    Indoctrinated Child...
    September 24, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    A coddled, self-indulgent kid guided by polemics that she fails to understand. Guided by self-interest, personal gain, personal power, lack of obligation to the populace, and total lack of ethics or morality.
    Hidden in the wool of the wolf that is the movement of BLM, Liberal Media, and Liberal Indoctrinating Education. A poor result of fallacious beliefs.
    Hold oneself high child… The poor and the working class will suffer due to righteous self-serving platitudes.

  • Ltqbg Rally?
    September 24, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Hey at least you can tell their gender. Fucking Rayla Cambell looks like Samuel L Jackson in a dress and a wig. That’s one big nasty looking black woman in my opinion and he’s got big Wilt Chamberlain hands.

  • Young Jurks jerking off
    September 24, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    The similarities of lauren dickpleaser and bristol blarney are striking. Minus the abandoned kids and 80 pounds, lauren is filling her idol’s footsteps quickly with the meth trafficking charge for street credit. Then there’s brian riccio. I wonder how many times he’s tried to get lauren dickpleaser to fuck him and failed. His buddy Mike the young jurk would happily share her but lauren aint down unless its brown

  • Moe Wanchuck
    September 24, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    I have to to say that Lauren Michelle has great nipples. They are like radio knobs showing through that musty smelling sweatshirt. Talk about clam necks. I bet they would melt in your mouth.

    • Id fuck the islam out of her
      September 24, 2020 at 7:35 pm

      I’d like to fuck her mutilated genitalia and then stick it up her bum just for good measure.

    • Hell Ya
      September 24, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      You read my mind! Those sleepy eyes plus the cigarette butt nips is a sweet combo. She’s on the wrong side of this and I bet she could be turned.

  • Down with the Downs
    September 24, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    Is it me? Or does this chick look like she has Down syndrome. Not a bad body but man oh man is that one ugly fucking face. Put a bag over her head maybe…

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    September 24, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Sasha Rin
    I write stories
    Attention whore/ future suicide victim

    • Spic Tormentor
      September 24, 2020 at 9:15 pm

      Real Spic Tormentor agrees with this. Thank you

  • Har Har Har
    September 24, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Looking at the Mahty picture, I can hear her Revenge of the Nerds, Lewis laugh.

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 24, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    Where’s a big truck and a radicalized muslim when ya need one?

  • Judge dread
    September 24, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    The level of ignorance and insanity with these people is just completely crazy.

    In other Antifa news Portland denied a Proud Boys rally permit after allowing 110+ days of Antifa/BLM riots, arson, and looting. I hope Ted Wheeler gets brought up on federal RICO charges for being in bed with these assholes and ordering police to stand down every night.

  • Kenneth Foley
    September 24, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Home run my man.
    Paypal salute.
    For a rainy day.

  • citypoint
    September 24, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Wait until all the Chick Guevera’s figure out what Marxism really is.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    September 24, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Imagine that! A whole bunch more ANGRY WHITE WOMEN. Is it because no guy in his right mind would try and fuck them or is it just because they are so incredibly stupid? I’m not sure which option applies to each bit one thing you can count on is that they ALL have daddy issues!!! I would say “they must hate their parents” but most of them have parents that are just as terrible as they are. Pathetic.

    September 24, 2020 at 6:00 pm



    1st GO FUCK YOURSELF, 2nd I DON’T GIVE A FUCK, 3rd REFER TO 1&2!!!
    207-314-0806 w/vm.

    • Hey Bob
      September 26, 2020 at 12:06 am

      Is this really you or is someone pissed at you?

      • Bob G.
        September 26, 2020 at 5:14 am

        No it is definitely ME! I am curious as fuck though, how did you know the post was from someone named “BOB”? I’d really like to know. Thanks.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    September 24, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    THE TAINT IS CALLING BULLSHIT! That Nancy is defiitely Bill Nye the science guy,those two have never been seen in a room together just like Michael and Latoya.

  • BucketNutz
    September 24, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    You’re so right about all of them staying home on prom night playing video games, TB.
    My guess is the tranny was closest to getting a date. Only reason was the guy who thought of asking “her” transferred to the school a week before & didn’t know what “it” was.

  • randiguy2006
    September 24, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    STFU…no one was assaulted you little pussy.

    You tried to manufacture a new story and nothing happened.

    • Observer X
      Hey Please-ey
      September 24, 2020 at 7:01 pm

      Im going to let you in on a little secret: the “antifacists” are really the facists.

  • Herbie the Elf
    September 24, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    Oh cmon what’s the name of the guy in the close ups wearing the wallpaper. Just gotta know If I’m close, I’ve got it narrowed down to a few that fit

  • Lauren ex
    September 24, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Lauren Pespisa nickname was PUDDLES in high school ..because she had accident in her pants …

    • Chris Tranos
      September 24, 2020 at 8:58 pm

      she’s a vile slut

    • Cute Chick
      September 25, 2020 at 8:44 am

      I would actually Pay. A Lot. To see that…
      Lauren, honey, if you need Meth money hit me up

  • Liberals wage war on USA
    September 24, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    Keep up the good work turtle

  • bill fleming
    September 24, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    The future of the white race is pretty grim

  • Ugh...
    September 24, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    Wouldn’t you love to get inside their heads for 5 min and just see what makes them so warped? How do you get that twisted? And good for you honey, for being so successful. Living well really is the best revenge. Your having the last laugh now. Good luck to you.

    • Right up the ass.
      September 24, 2020 at 7:17 pm

      Before you could get inside their heads you’d first have to crawl up their ass. Cuz that’s where there heads are at. Straight up their asses.

  • Orion
    September 24, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    That picture in the confederate cap with the knife is so incongruous with the rest of her “glamour” photos, hahaha. What a giant, racist piece of human shit. And ‘lord help me lift up the voices of the unheard’? What a laugh! She’s talking about people who drown out everyone else, even violently.

    • A slight correction, if I may...
      September 26, 2020 at 12:30 am

      That’s not a Confederate kepi.
      She’s going for the people’s worker’s party commie effect, though the Chinese import tanto blade screams cultural appropriation of Japanese bladesmithing.

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 24, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Trans/Anarchist/Antifa …. Bitch STFU lol. If true anarchy every broke out, little 90lb weaklings like you would be the first ones killed raped and robbed

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      September 24, 2020 at 6:46 pm

      Real Spic Tormentor agrees with this. Thank you

  • Karma Chameleon
    September 24, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Why do all the old broads look the same? Damn

  • Grundle Washer
    September 24, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    These chicks just need to be fucked right. A fat cock in the ass and they’ll straighten right up.

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