Today’s contestant in “creepy chuds who sexually harass women on Facebook, send them dick pics, and think it’s OK,” is Tyler Sawyer from Salem, MA.
Tyler appears to be some sort of cook.
And I hope he washes his hands before he clocks in, because Tyler has a propensity for messaging complete strangers on Facebook and sending them unsolicited micro mushroom tip still shots. It began when he friend requested and messaged a turtle rider out of the blue last week.
As you can see, she’s married, told him that, and although he said sorry initially he clearly didn’t mean that because he followed it up with a “hi sexy, ur so cute damn” not long after.
He called her not once, not twice, but four times, before sending over his skinny skin flute with the caption, “good size hun.”
Totally normal.
This is my new parking in handicapped fixation – exposing guys who sexually harass women on social media and think it’s OK because they’re not doing it in person. Sending dicks pics without permission is no different than whipping your schlong out in public. She clearly said she didn’t have any interest in speaking to him, but he kept harassing her anyway. When you do this, and the person is a turtle rider, you’re gonna end up on Turtleboy until the plague of dick pics finally comes to an end. Be warned.
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36 Comment(s)
he’s at it again. And this time, he’s going to prison.
You fucking bet he is.
Am I the only one who is worried they might be featured on Turtleboy soon?
I think he’s honest at least!
The flab below his man boobs and beer gut is good sized!
All hell broke loose in Mexico yesterday.
I’m happy TB is outing guys like this, because guys like him never stop. I have my own experience with someone like him and after 5 years he’s still at it. next message I get I’ll inform him I’ll send his messages and info to tb.
What are you stupid? Why would you inform him?
Just send the info to TB now (to Clarence’s FB).
Also, why wouldn’t you block him immediately?
Women are retarded, either that, or they’re gluttons for punishment.
Y,
Exactly!
Loser (spelling stays) writes :
“I have my own experience with someone like him and after 5 years he’s still at it. next message I get I’ll inform him I’ll send his messages and info to tb.”
Why does she not have him blocked after 5 minutes? Report and block. If he continues to find you — call the police for harassment. Stop being a perpetual victim. 5 years?? I’m thinking you love the atttention.
Get Fucked,
Finn
Smudges,
“Do you work?”
I do. I’m guessing I’ve dealt with you or a family member in a previous life. I’m usually right about this shit.
” Have a life? ”
So I just finished a spin class… so disability wouldnt be in my cards…
“Collecting disability benefits on account of your autism?”
Not all autistic people need disability, dummy. A colleague of mine graduated from MIT with honors and is autistic. You’re showing your ignorance. On his dumbest day and in your smartest day – he would do circles around you.
Eat a dick
Get Fucked,
Finn
Y,
I almost always appreciate your posts so please call a mulligan on the last statement. Not all of us gashes are retarded. Please don’t fall in line with the rest of the incels. You’re better than that.
On another note, I often agree with Finn. Sadly I’ve been soured by it’s sanctimonious antics as of late.
No one is perfect, but don’t devolve into stupidity. Smooches.
Dr.,
Appreciate the note.
However, I cannot take a mulligan here; I was trying to point out to THAT woman how she’s probably a glutton for punishment.
My wife tells me when she receives unsolicited messages, to make sure they’re not an acquaintance of mine (she’s from Houston; I’m from Boston); she also tells me when she blocks the senders because they’ve crossed the line, sometimes showing me the tiny schmenzer (it’s a self esteem booster – shallow, I know).
I understand most women are (kind of) sane, but, IMO, this woman deserved a call-out.
Buonanotte.
Dr. Girlfriend,
“I almost always appreciate your posts so please call a mulligan on the last statement. Not all of us gashes are retarded. Please don’t fall in line with the rest of the incels. You’re better than that.
On another note, I often agree with Finn. Sadly I’ve been soured by it’s sanctimonious antics as of late. No one is perfect, but don’t devolve into stupidity. Smooches.”
1. Y doesn’t owe you a “mulligan”. You owe it to yourself to protect yourself after the first time someone sends you an unsolicited dick pic — instead you let it go on for 5 years. You love the attention and/or being a perpetual victim.
2. Calling yourself as “gash” who is “retarded” is a sad statement about your self esteem.
3. The use of the word “Incels” is most lack-luster attempt of insulting people. It makes zero sense.
4. I don’t give a shit if you agree with me or not. You’re not a blip on my radar, so I don’t care what “soured you”.
“We cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. “I’m this way because my father made me this way. I’m this way because my husband made me this way.” Yes, we are indeed formed by traumas that happen to us. But then you must take charge, you must take over, you are responsible. every woman must think of herself as a warrior at every moment. If women want equality on college campuses, to be treated as minds equal to men, they must behave as equals meaning that they, too, expect every danger, every risk of life. Women will never be taken seriously as potential future leaders if they continue to be incapable of governing their own social lives and ceding to grievance committees, to parental proxy figures and the government.”
― Camille Paglia
Get Fucked,
Finn
Finn,
Does sarcasm need to be explained to you? While admittedly it is more difficult to discern when written as opposed to spoken. Most people can figure that shit out. Apologies if the sarcasm I peppered in my comment triggered you. Or is it that you simply did not understand?
It must be dreadful to navigate through life without a sense of humor. Are you on the spectrum? Smooches.
Smudges,
“Does sarcasm need to be explained to you?”
No, your weird attempt of trying to be smassy (sassy and smart) was awkward. I get it – you’re new here (guessing Camel-Toe girl or one of her dumb friends), and you’re trying to be relevant.
“While admittedly it is more difficult to discern when written as opposed to spoken.”
For you, yes – I agree wholeheartedly. Maybe you should consider using the sarcmark until you’re skilled in sarcasm.
“It must be dreadful to navigate through life without a sense of humor.”
Agreed – but there you go… Quoting Homer Simpson — “Be more funny!”.
“Are you on the spectrum?”
Is Autism a negative thing?
Punt to the cunt,
Finn
As expected, Finn promptly responds.
Do you work? Have a life? Collecting disability benefits on account of your autism? You’re constantly here posting winded and sanctimonious quips. Yet you seem to believe I’m the one who seeks relevance. That’s rich.
This little creep is playing a very dangerous game. Hopefully, this is how it will play out for him: one of these days, he is gonna send a dick pic to a woman who shows her boyfriend/husband/father/brother etc. and they are going to give this motherfucker a tune up. All they have to do is continue the conversation, set up a meeting, load a baseball bat or two in the truck, and and fuck him up. This is how it will play out if he manages to pick the right person.
Settle down hardo, the ratchet is showing. If the unsolicited dick pic was sent to an adult the proper response is to mock and shame. What you’re suggesting is assault. While I agree if this occurred in person, as opposed to the internet, there would and should be repercussions for this asshole. You’re approach would be vigilante justice that involves violence for an offence which is fairly benign. Vigilante justice does not work in civilized society because of people who resort to extremes. Such as yourself. I’m sure the “victim” has seen a phallus before. Do you believe in “fart rape” as well? Don’t answer please, it was a rhetorical question.
OMG, you stupid twat, shut the fuck up. You’re goddamn right, he/she was suggesting assault. Good for you and your reading comprehension. Now go back in the kitchen and make some fucking sammiches, you cunt.
Karma… you don’t want your girlfriend to see that most men have a bigger dick than you, do you?
Beating him with a baseball bat for being a creep? Slow down tiny… it’s not the size that matters.
I’m fucking with you. Yes it is.
MVTBae why did you use a picture of President Trump to cover the guy’s dick? Your hero Obama is the one who is into cock. Just ask Larry Sinclair.
Calm down Tom. While I can’t speak for for MVTb and the motivation behind using the image, I can say it was hilarious. On account of Trumps expression resembling an ugly orgasm type face. Wait for it, gasp! He has my vote for 2020.
Not all women vote Democrat. Not all women are feminists. Eat a bag of dicks.
You’ll vote for whoever your bull dyke girlfriend tells you to vote for. That means you will be voting straight ticket D. It also means you will vote Yes on every tax override, appropriation and bond issue, because your a dumb cunt.
“you’re”
As in “You’re an Idiot.”
As in where do you drop it? If women are so deplorable do you resort to angrily packing fudge? Pathetic.
Cry while you punch the clown.
Hi ho the derry oh.
I’m just curious why guys even send dick pics to women they don’t know. Has that actually ever worked for a guy before? What a fruit cake!
This limp dick faggot needs to spend the rest of his days in a body bag
I laughed so hard when I saw Trumps head covering D pic. No matter what your politics are that is still funny.
No means no
Wow! This new direction would actually be useful. If these chuds had any modicum of self censoring, the world would be a better place. Public shaming works, sometimes.
This article is worthless without sexy photos of the turtle rider
Looks like Tiny Schmenzer went to culinary school at Le Cordon Bleu, which is a pretty good institute.
cordonbleu.edu/home/en
Side note, what’s up with dad’s jean cargo shorts?!
JHC, when will ratchets learn that only “bike thieves” can get away with wearing Jorts?!
*which is a pretty good INSTITUTION*
Sorry, JJ…I f_cked up; it wasn’t auto correct.
PS, welcome back to the comment section!
‘This is my new parking in handicapped fixation – exposing guys who sexually harass women on social media and think it’s OK because they’re not doing it in person.’
Me’s think’s this will be gooooood.
Maybe the “head chef” should give him a talking to in the morning . . . . and clearly, if he’s taking too many bathroom breaks, that’s a red flag right there
“Head Chef” heh heh heh
Oh, and this is the REAL Corinth Arkadin, not the other fag who stole my name and doesn’t use punctuation (despite painstakingly spelling my name correctly, how astute!) and is probably wears a leather jacket like me because he thinks he’s a badass like me.
Everyone’s stealin’ my act.
That family should have their own reality tv show
“Next On Line For Human Sacrifice”
Would you like a lifeline?????
LOL