Grandma Gravy Dumpster Films Herself Driving On Highway With Daughter Salem Spunk Trunk’s Offspring Not In Carseat
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Captain Needle Dick Tries To Get Blog Removed After Sending Dick Pics To Strange Women, Then Admits To Raping Best Friend’s Wife After Pretending To Be Suicidal Because Women Won’t Fuck Him
In October of 2019 we introduced you to a Salem needle dick named Tyler Sawyer who had a habit…
Salem Dad Who Was Arrested For Leaving 3 Month Old Baby Home Alone To Get BJ From Drunken Mistress Who Crashed Into Pole Steals Wife’s Car And Abandons Crotch Fruits To Move To Texas To Be With Skag He Met On XBox
Last month we published a blog on a junkie-looking version of Anderson Cooper named Josh Sawall, who accused all…
Junkie Anderson Cooper Accuses All Cops Of Beating Their Wives, Forgets About 2017 Arrest For Leaving His 3 Month Old Baby Home Alone So He Could Get A Blowjob From His Drunken Mistress
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North Shore Penis Pinata Uses Crotch Fruits To Steal Items From Strangers She Meets On Facebook Yard Sale Pages Despite Not Having License Due To Hit And Run And Tons Of Evictions
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Bohemian Butt Monkey’s Instaslampig Girlfriend Won’t Tolerate You Badmouthing Her Man Who Got Shot By Salem Police After Trying To Run Them Over, Crashing, And Jumping Into The Ocean
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Meet Salem’s Tyler Sawyer: Captain Needle Dick Who Sexually Harasses Strange Women On Facebook With Unsolicited Calls And Noodz
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Plus Sized Antifa Therapist Cheesehog Is Also Good Friends With Salem Mayor Kim Driscoll And Local Free Speech Nazi Jeff Cohen
The other day we exposed Jennifer Nakhia, the plus sized Anqueefa beast who was threatening women and children, and…
Plus Sized Salem Antifa Cheesehog Who Is Also A Therapist Wisely Announces That She’s In Antifa, Went To “Fuck Shit Up” At Straight Pride Parade, Threatens Women And Children
Some Antifa cheeshog caused a stir on a Salem Facebook group I’m a member of today…… I had no…
Chodie Arias Whines On Salem Facebook Group That No One Came To Her Crotch Fruit’s Birthday Party While Whining That Every Guy In Her Inbox Is Trying To Smash
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Walmart Wookie Monster Keeps Dog In Obvious Distress In Hot Car While She Shops In Walmart, Goes Full White Trash On Concerned Citizens
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White Brazilian Woman And “Lawyer” Demand We Take Down Blog About Being “Victim” Of Salem Hate Crime, Posts Police Report Showing She’s A White Woman
Earlier in the week North Shore Turtlebabe published a blog about a white woman named Ana Campos from Salem,…
White Brazilian Woman In Salem Claims To Be Victim Of Racist Hate Crime, Says Cops Aren’t Arresting Bad Guy Because She’s A Minority
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Salem Shitstain Drunkenly Punches And Stabs Kitten To Death, Takes Photo And Throws It In Trash Barrel
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Daddy Dumpsterfire Forces Little Girl To Crawl Into Prize Machine At Rockingham Park Mall, Steal Prizes, Make Other Kid Think He’s A Winner
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Judge Who Let Maine Cop Killer Out Of Jail Keeps Peabody Heroin Dealer Out Of Jail Because He Needs To Buy His Kid More Jordans And Doesn’t Want Him Deported
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Salem Stripper Who Tried Raising $1,000 Because She Was Too Depressed To Strip And Started Selling Noodz For $5 Starts Fundraiser After Being “Robbed” At Hospital
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Boston’s Keytar Bear Was Jumped And Robbed By 3 N.H. Teens Who Deserve To Be Outed To The Public
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Follow-Up: Family Dollar Overdose Mom Mandy McGowan Gets A Slap On The Wrist
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Derry NH Crumbscum Shane Collins Steals Truck- Takes Police On High Speed Chase Across 4 Towns
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