Earlier in the week North Shore Turtlebabe published a blog about a white woman named Ana Campos from Salem, who claimed to have been the victim of a hate crime.
Her story made no sense because she’s clearly white, and thus it seems extremely unlikely that anyone would call her a “fucking foreigner,” since she looks like she’s perpetually on her way home from yoga class. She also claimed that the SPD officer told her that the “law sometimes falls short, especially when it come to minorities.”
Obviously no cop would ever say this. Ever. And the idea that the cops found out who owned the car, but then determined that it was a “dead end” because the owner wasn’t driving the car, was less thought out than two Nigerian guys in MAGA hats beating up a gay black millionaire.
Anyway, she insists it did happen and produced the police report:
And in one of the great self-owns of all time, the police report clearly says it was “road rage,” and lists her as a white woman.
Obviously what happened here was that Ana got into a pissing match with someone in a Prius who may or may not have thrown a half empty coffee somewhere in her vicinity. If Ana was threatened by this action it would legally be considered assault. It still didn’t stop her from taking to Facebook to victimize herself in the name of social justice though. Then after being featured on Turtleboy she victimized herself some more by reading the comments.
She plans on retaining an attorney and may be seeking a restraining order against….North Shore Turtlebabe?
When Clarence started going at it with Ana’s supporters on her page, they insisted that she was a minority because she’s from Brazil (even though people from Brazil are often white like Ana).
Others accused Clarence of committing the hate crime himself, and suggested that commenting on her page was another hate crime he could be charged with.
Finally Ana messaged the TBNews Facebook page, and the conversation has been going on pretty much all week. It started with Deskie.
Yea the blog didn’t say any of that. It just pointed out how a white woman obviously wasn’t the victim of a racist hate crime. And yes, if they threw a coffee at her, regardless of whether or not it struck her, it would be assault. But she’s a legal expert, so she continued….
“I never said the cops aren’t arresting the bad guy because I’m a minority.”
Just gonna leave this here:
“I don’t need to try ruining people’s lives.”
You posted a picture of someone’s license plate and accused them of assaulting you.
This conversation was going on around 8:30 PM. Of course she said her lawyer was there witnessing it all transpire.
She just couldn’t name him or her.
Next thing you know her imaginary lawyer was telling her at 8:30 that we are legally responsible for the comments section.
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
Finally she named the lawyer who comes to her house on Monday nights and monitors Facebook conversations she has:
Bridgete McAuley sounds like the most dedicated deformation attorney ever.
She says she’s not coming on the live show, but the door remains open regardless.
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