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White Brazilian Woman And “Lawyer” Demand We Take Down Blog About Being “Victim” Of Salem Hate Crime, Posts Police Report Showing She’s A White Woman

 

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Earlier in the week North Shore Turtlebabe published a blog about a white woman named Ana Campos from Salem, who claimed to have been the victim of a hate crime.

Her story made no sense because she’s clearly white, and thus it seems extremely unlikely that anyone would call her a “fucking foreigner,” since she looks like she’s perpetually on her way home from yoga class. She also claimed that the SPD officer told her that the “law sometimes falls short, especially when it come to minorities.”

Obviously no cop would ever say this. Ever. And the idea that the cops found out who owned the car, but then determined that it was a “dead end” because the owner wasn’t driving the car, was less thought out than two Nigerian guys in MAGA hats beating up a gay black millionaire.

Anyway, she insists it did happen and produced the police report:

And in one of the great self-owns of all time, the police report clearly says it was “road rage,” and lists her as a white woman.

Oops!

Obviously what happened here was that Ana got into a pissing match with someone in a Prius who may or may not have thrown a half empty coffee somewhere in her vicinity. If Ana was threatened by this action it would legally be considered assault. It still didn’t stop her from taking to Facebook to victimize herself in the name of social justice though. Then after being featured on Turtleboy she victimized herself some more by reading the comments.

She plans on retaining an attorney and may be seeking a restraining order against….North Shore Turtlebabe?

When Clarence started going at it with Ana’s supporters on her page, they insisted that she was a minority because she’s from Brazil (even though people from Brazil are often white like Ana).

Others accused Clarence of committing the hate crime himself, and suggested that commenting on her page was another hate crime he could be charged with.

Finally Ana messaged the TBNews Facebook page, and the conversation has been going on pretty much all week. It started with Deskie.

Yea the blog didn’t say any of that. It just pointed out how a white woman obviously wasn’t the victim of a racist hate crime. And yes, if they threw a coffee at her, regardless of whether or not it struck her, it would be assault. But she’s a legal expert, so she continued….

“I never said the cops aren’t arresting the bad guy because I’m a minority.”

Just gonna leave this here:

“I don’t need to try ruining people’s lives.”

You posted a picture of someone’s license plate and accused them of assaulting you.

 

 

This conversation was going on around 8:30 PM. Of course she said her lawyer was there witnessing it all transpire.

She just couldn’t name him or her.

Next thing you know her imaginary lawyer was telling her at 8:30 that we are legally responsible for the comments section.

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

Finally she named the lawyer who comes to her house on Monday nights and monitors Facebook conversations she has:

Bridgete McAuley sounds like the most dedicated deformation attorney ever.

She says she’s not coming on the live show, but the door remains open regardless.

 

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43 Comment(s)
  • Strange Bird
    April 12, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Interesting, her “attorney” also posted a Google review for her business.

  • Ana C is not an architect
    April 10, 2019 at 5:07 am

    Ana’s friend claimed in a letter to the editor, that Ana C is a former architect. She was never an architect. I am a licensed architect (female) with over 20 years of experience. And I am licensed, and I have paid off my student loans. She studied architecture at a liberal arts college. Any rich kid can do that. She needs to be reported to the MA Board of Architects, for her associate claiming in the media that she was ever an architect. It seems that she comes from $$$$. A yarn shop on expensive Pickering Wharf, with employees? Whose money is sustaining that? I am guessing privileged family money.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    April 8, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    It’s not fair to Vinny Ignazio to be considered a Nazi.

    • Ana
      April 9, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Ana Campos picks fights on facebook with the Ward 4 councillor, who happens to be a white male firefighter, veteran, with conservative political leanings. I called her & her husband out for harassment & bullying on several occasions. She posted that I said that she made up this whole story. I never said that. I did call bullshit on her trying to contort this incident into hate, bigotry, racist. Some guy was in my blindspot years ago when I tried changing lanes. He screamed at me to go back to my own country, you effing c-word. Yes, xenophobic and misogynist. It was upsetting but I did not try to make this into something that it wasn’t. Ana C & her indoctrinated friends, whom I used to agree with issues on, attacked me in a lame attempt at “gotcha”. I had to block Ana C & her friend Aimee. I’ve only blocked 2 other people – one guy who was a misogynistic pig bully who I used to work with, and then one other person. Ana C was block #3. Aimee was block #4. I never want to interact with these people again. I doubt that her lawyer was present.

      • salemite
        April 10, 2019 at 9:10 pm

        ana is an annoying cut

        • salemite
          April 10, 2019 at 9:12 pm

          CUNT, fucking spell correct

  • Well, No Shit
    April 8, 2019 at 10:27 am

    So, this was an unprovoked, racially-motivated attempted assault, in broad daylight, on a woman who has absolutely no discernible PoC features…in Salem, MA?

    Ana, hon, can you see why people might be a little skeptical?

    Do you have a heavy accent that would make someone aware that you are not US-born? Were you yelling at these people, and they heard your accent? I mean, other than that, how in the Hell would they have any idea that you are a “foreigner?”

    Help me believe you, sweetheart.

    • Otto
      April 9, 2019 at 9:29 pm

      Ana C wants so badly to be a victim. Circle of Stitches on Pickering Wharf in Salem. Does it make enough revenue to pay rent, employees, & make profit? I don’t think it does. Who financially supports her?

  • Big Wick
    April 8, 2019 at 10:02 am

    From her convo with Saint Abi, sounds like she parked her car (parallel?), blocked someone in, whether deliberate or not, and then exchanged words after the dude tried to pull out. (Side note: I don”t know of ANY man who would “try to pull out” unless she was coyote ugly). I can see BOTH of them getting snippy, and DEFINITELY see her telling him to F off, refuse to move her car, and him tossing his trash at her after jockeying his car out. Hey, Ana, you missed telling us the full REAL back-story.

    To Ana’s credit, she obviously has a VERY good command of the written English language (which I would expect from a white Brazilian), unlike the standard-fare TBS domestic hoodrat celebrities with their sentagraph-laden barely legible gibberish.

  • Walter "Salsa Bag" Bird
    April 8, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Brazilian chicks are hot and most have really hot booties. Olive skin is beautiful. This girl doesn’t have that nice skin. She very white. Like a Irish girl.

  • Stunt Penis
    April 8, 2019 at 8:32 am

    I’d love to see the look on her face when I scream “BUILD THE WALL!” as I’m depositing my DNA down her esophagus.

  • Ben Shapiro's Wife
    April 8, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Facts don’t care about your feelings Ana.

    -M.D. Shapiro

  • Sulfer Powder
    April 8, 2019 at 6:06 am

    Ok, so the person cakevup to her car, yelled at her, then threw somethingng and the only pic she has is of the car driving away? This whole thing is bullshit. And then she messages Deskie on top of it all. Why would she do that? It’s simple: She can’t stay out of the spotlights. She craves attention. She is tired of her bland life jumping onto every cause that comes along. She wants to be popular, if only for a few days.

  • It's yeah, not yea
    April 8, 2019 at 5:49 am

    Somebody called her a name and she ran to the police? Then she gripes when the police don’t act like it’s the crime of the century! What a flaming douche!

  • Independent Thinker
    April 8, 2019 at 5:35 am

    If you don’t want people to make fun of you, then stop pretending to be a victim/activist and stay off of social media. Gotta love the comment by the ward councilor who said he’d be on the lookout for the car and have the guy apologize. Like he’s actually going to do that. Also, the statement about what the police said doesn’t quite add up.

  • Ana's anal coach
    April 8, 2019 at 5:09 am

    answer the question Ana, have you overstayed your visa? could you post a picture of your giant rear end? In years past excellence was sought after, now selfish cunts like Ana value victim hood.” look at me look at me ” your business has not suffered you stupid cunt. get the fuck out of this country you portogee slut.

  • that lawyer looks
    April 7, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    like a dude with a wig

    “it’s ma’am”

  • Ana's 4th Favorite Cat
    April 7, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    You’re all right, she looooves the backdoor barrage. All her undies have little skidmarks and I’ve never heard her breakwind……as they say.

  • JJ
    April 7, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    This is the type of chick that would rock your world because she is so crazy.
    Fuck worrying about plan b the morning after, you need to worry about retainer money. This chick would definitely give you consensual butt sex. then turn around and say she was raped the next day because, you didn’t text her back and agree her cat is cute.

    What a whiny little cunt.

  • hardyhar
    April 7, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    “Hi lawyer!”

    ROFL

  • Backdoor brazilian
    April 7, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    Looks like ana anal got her smelly panties in a bunch

    • pro trump
      April 8, 2019 at 3:53 am

      smelly with feces paint her with bowel movement BUILD THE WALL!!!!

  • ice ice baby
    April 7, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    Ana, have you overstayed your visa?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 7, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    Anyone who claims a Lawyer is sitting with them is full of shit. Lawyers look everythibg over, make a determination, then file things like cease and desist etc etc if it’s valid. They don’t sit and watch a cluentvtext the offender. She’s so smart, she’s stupid..

  • sherlock holmes
    April 7, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    Jennifer Goldenberg is 44 years old. She lives in Stoneham, Massachusetts. She is a 1992 graduate of Andover High School and 1996 graduate of Fitchburg State College. She works at Fiber Artist. On the web, Jennifer goes by the alias spinningjennydesigns. Wow what a powerhouse

  • someone's a liar
    April 7, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Brazil does allow dual nationality, meaning you will not need to renounce your current citizenship if you do not wish to. Brazil also has the unique characteristic of avoiding the extradition of its citizens to other countries while they are on Brazilian soil.Dec 24, 2014
    According to the Brazilian constitution, Brazilian citizens who acquire another nationality may lose Brazilian nationality. However, since 1994 a constitutional amendment allows two exceptions where Brazilians may maintain Brazilian nationality while acquiring another one. The first exception is in the case of recognition of “originary nationality” by foreign law. Contrary to a popular misconception, this term does not refer to recognition of original Brazilian nationality by the other country, but to cases where the other nationality is acquired by origin (by birth or descent, as opposed to naturalization).[8] Whether the other country recognizes dual nationality is irrelevant. The second exception is in case the other country requires naturalization for the person to remain residing or to exercise civil rights there.

    Although the government has the power to revoke Brazilian nationality of those who voluntarily naturalized in another country and did not satisfy one of the exceptions, it tends to apply these exceptions very broadly, and in practice it only revokes Brazilian nationality if the person formally requests so, or very rarely in exceptional circumstances.[9][10] For example, in 2013 the Brazilian government revoked the nationality of a Brazilian citizen who had naturalized in the United States, to extradite her to that country (the Brazilian constitution does not allow extradition of its own citizens). The decision was confirmed by the Supreme Federal Court in 2017, and she was extradited in 2018.[11]

    Those who lost Brazilian nationality due to naturalization in another country may apply for its reacquisition on the condition that they will renounce the other nationality.[9] After Brazilian nationality is reacquired, the applicants have 18 months to show proof of renunciation of the other nationality. The process is done in this order to prevent statelessness.[12]

    Naturalized Brazilians are allowed to also keep their previous nationality.[6][7][2][4] They may lose Brazilian nationality if convicted of activity considered “harmful to the national interest”.[3][4]

    Brazilian citizens who also have another nationality are allowed to enter and leave Brazil with the passport of the other country in combination with any document attesting Brazilian nationality such as a Brazilian identity card or an expired Brazilian passport.[13] If they do not provide such document, they may still enter Brazil as foreigners, subject to the regular requirements and limitations as such.[14][15] However, usually this case is only possible if Brazil does not require a visa from the other nationality. Brazil only issues visas to dual citizens in exceptional circumstances, such as for those who work in foreign government jobs that prohibit the use of a Brazilian passport.[16]

  • Arnold Schwarnegger
    April 7, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    How much does she charge for nude house cleaning? Asking for a friend

    • Bob K
      April 7, 2019 at 7:58 pm

      Hi Arnie!!

      How are you? Intercourse with the housekeeper is risky as you may father a child or too. I prefer handies at the local parlor – risk free. I dodged a bullet with Ricki Noel…. She probably got knocked up by the Patriots (the whole team)….

  • Not Pele
    April 7, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    I would not want to fuck her with Pele’s or Ronaldo’s dick

    • Diego Maradona
      April 8, 2019 at 4:49 am

      Brazilians are dirty devils.

  • Another SJW Liar
    April 7, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    Ana,
    I’m glad to know that you are reading the comments section and to know that it along with this blog are really grinding your gears.
    I also want you to know that no one believes your bullshit story about being called a fucking foreigner. You got into a childish dispute with some knob driver instead of just shaking your head and continuing on your way like any sensible person would do.
    So then the guy throws his coffee at your car, probably calls you stupid cunt or fucking asshole and your feelings are hurt.
    So then your pity party comes to fruition with the gold standard of sjw stories , it was racially motivated.
    Fuck you. We all see through your act.

  • Jessie Smellit.
    April 7, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    I was the victim of a hate crime too! Two Nigerians in white face curb stomped me while yelling “this is maga country”. Adam Jones was called a slur with 35,000 witnesses. I need me an attorney who is fluent in French in case I decide to change venue to
    Marseilles.

  • Dirty White Boy
    April 7, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Ana Campos: “Libel, unlike hate speech, is illegal.”
    Not it isn’t, it is deformation.

  • Bridgete McCauley
    April 7, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    I could see this washed up PI ambulance chaser sitting next to Ana and her litter of cats late at night with a nearly empty bottle of cheap wine spouting out legal nonsense.
    PS. Please don’t sue me. Lol

    • Captain Trips
      April 7, 2019 at 7:19 pm

      I can hear them now – Talking shit about the latest cruises they went on, how they have all of the latest designer perfumes, remote controlled blinds, and leased Audis, and how important and high status they both are

  • The angry taint
    April 7, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    So ana when I say clean the bathrooms I mean clean the fucking bathrooms! Also where the fuck is my stamp collection?

  • Hart Ford
    April 7, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    My stupid-meter maxxed out at Salem. Then it broke with the pussyhat photo.
    Honey you not that important and nobody cares.

  • Betty Ford
    April 7, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Rebecca? Would, hell yeah.

  • Anna
    April 7, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    True. Sites can’t be charged. But it doesn’t mean sites should allow threats. We’re there threats against this woman? I swear sometimes people write the threats themselves to make it seem like they are a victim.
    I don’t see why anyone would threaten her. The story is questionable sure.

    • Betty Ford
      April 7, 2019 at 6:42 pm

      Here’s what I don’t get — *if* this did happen, why wouldn’t any half-normal person with *anything* going on in their lives simply move on from this?

      This is a 35-year old woman. Get a husband, get a career, get a job, get a hobby. Get anything going in your life Ana, and don’t waste everyone’s time/energy/money on this extremely stupid shit.

      • Sir Wilfred Death
        April 7, 2019 at 9:17 pm

        She’s just a person who realized that being Brazilian is not exactly uncommon around here and doesn’t warrant her any special status. Also being a new ager in Salem is about as distinctive as a being a day old glass of water.

        Facebook exploits people like this by providing an easy platform for impulsive narcissism.

        Social media is cancer

    • It's Ana
      April 7, 2019 at 7:19 pm

      You misspelled your own name skank.

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