Social Justice Warriors

White Brazilian Woman In Salem Claims To Be Victim Of Racist Hate Crime, Says Cops Aren’t Arresting Bad Guy Because She’s A Minority


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This is Ana Campos from Salem.

As you can see, any reasonable person who looked at her would assume she’s a white woman. Yet last week she posted on Facebook that she was the victim of a Smollett style hate crime in which someone called her a “fucking foreigner” and threw a drink at her from a moving vehicle on Boston Street in Salem.

As you can see, she also blames the legal system because it protects freedom of speech. Stupid constitution!

Let’s start with the fact that no one would EVER assume that this woman was an immigrant if they were driving next to her in traffic.

She looks like every white chick at every farmer’s market ever. Sure, she happens to be of Brazilian heritage, but you would have no way of knowing that just by looking at her. The last time she likely had a coffee thrown on her it was someone spilling their $8 soy latte in the organic aisle of Whole Foods.

She seems to exclusively roll with wypipo.

Because for all intents and purposes she is a white woman.

She also manages what is quite possibly the Becky-ist business ever – Ana Campos Art and Heeling. Check out their Facebook page

(come in the backdoor, no honey, just no)

As you can see, she’s your run of the mill hippie appropriating a culture that isn’t hers. This is ironically a big no-no in the circles she runs in.

She also does tarot card readings.

Seems legit.

And she wrote a book about Shamanism.

Chapter 3 is about cultural appropriation.

But yea, this woman was mistaken for an immigrant and became the victim of a xenophobic hate crime, and we all must take her at her word because she wrote about it on Facebook.

She also said that the cops ran the plates of the car she posted.

But she says the cops called it a “dead end” because the person driving wasn’t the person the car was registered to.

Because as we all know, the police are incapable of asking the registered owner of the car if they could please identify who was driving her car during this alleged xenophobic and racist hate crime.

One of her friends thought it smelt fishy, but Ana reassured her that the police said it was a “courtesy call” for them to call the registered owner in the first place.

Because that’s something the police say in real life. They admit to making “courtesy calls” for alleged criminal offenses.

But wait, it gets better. She claims that the responding police officer told her that “the law sometimes falls short, especially when it comes to minorities.”

She also claims that the cop told her that people who commit hate crimes like this are very familiar with the letter of the law, and know what lines can’t be crossed. In other words, they knew that they could get away with this crime so long as they missed hitting her with the coffee, and had a guy driving a car registered to a chick. That’s something police often tell victims of hate crimes.

Another friend figured out that it seemed kind of odd that anyone would mistake this white chick for being a foreigner. She had no answer for that one…..

Oh, and the cops tried to contact the owner of the car but they didn’t pick up the phone so they were like, “whatevs.”

Isn’t it a coincidence that these hate crimes always seem to happen to people who are wicked active in SJW politics?

Not only is she an active American SJW, she also votes in Brazilian elections as well.

Because that’s a thing you can apparently do – vote in the elections of more than one country.

October 28 just so happens to be the day that the Brazilian President, often called the “Trump of the Tropics” was elected. I bet he got her vote.

Anyway, Uncle Turtleboy says he called the Salem Police about this to confirm but I’m not sure what he’s found out. All I know is when I first alerted him to this totally real hate crime I could smell lies all over it. I’m willing to bet there will be a followup if and when he hears back from SPD about this VERY serious incident.

In the meantime, I would graciously appreciate if someone could run license plate 8GT 485 for me. Since Ana says the police can’t figure out who was driving that car then I’m sure we can help find out for her. After all, this was totally real, and she’s definitely not lying, so it’s important to find this bigot and have them brought to justice.


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79 Comment(s)
  • ana banana
    April 2, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Report Crimes: Email or Call 1-866-DHS-2-ICE

  • Stunt Penis
    April 2, 2019 at 11:44 am

    that’s a great picture of her holding a cock next to her mouth

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    April 2, 2019 at 6:50 am

    After looking at that picture, I’ve decided that I’d definitely let her hold my cock near her face !

  • The Common Man
    April 1, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    Wow. The Common Man has this problem where he really likes girls who are a bad match. She’s just so damn cute! I’d change my vote from Trump, to get to be with her. But hey, The Common Man has limits. Voting democrat and listening to her talk about politics is where it would end. There’s no way The Common Man would be out there (wearing a pussy hat” and holding a sign saying “I’m here to listen”.

    Fellow men, I encourage you all to read the book of proverbs. Leave religion out of it and read it from a secular viewpoint. There are some very wise lessons about women like her. The knowledge may be over 2000 years old, but it holds up.

    Chapter 7
    The Seduction[a]
    1 [b]My son, keep my words,
    and treasure my commands.
    2 Keep my commands and live,[c]
    and my teaching as the apple of your eye;
    3 Bind them on your fingers,
    write them on the tablet of your heart.
    4 Say to Wisdom, “You are my sister!”[d]
    Call Understanding, “Friend!”
    5 That they may keep you from a stranger,
    from the foreign woman with her smooth words.
    6 For at the window of my house,
    through my lattice I looked out[e]
    7 And I saw among the naive,
    I observed among the young men,
    a youth with no sense,
    8 Crossing the street near the corner,
    then walking toward her house,
    9 In the twilight, at dusk of day,
    in the very dark of night.
    10 Then the woman comes to meet him,
    dressed like a harlot, with secret designs.
    11 She is raucous and unruly,
    her feet cannot stay at home;
    12 Now she is in the streets, now in the open squares,
    lurking in ambush at every corner.
    13 Then she grabs him, kisses him,
    and with an impudent look says to him:
    14 “I owed peace offerings,
    and today I have fulfilled my vows;
    15 So I came out to meet you,
    to look for you, and I have found you!
    16 With coverlets I have spread my couch,
    with brocaded cloths of Egyptian linen;
    17 I have sprinkled my bed[f] with myrrh,
    with aloes, and with cinnamon.
    18 Come, let us drink our fill of love,
    until morning, let us feast on love!
    19 For my husband is not at home,[g]
    he has gone on a long journey;
    20 A bag of money he took with him,
    he will not return home till the full moon.”
    21 She wins him over by repeated urging,
    with her smooth lips she leads him astray.[h]
    22 He follows her impulsively,
    like an ox that goes to slaughter;
    Like a stag that bounds toward the net,
    23 till an arrow pierces its liver;
    Like a bird that rushes into a snare,
    unaware that his life is at stake.
    24 So now, children, listen to me,[i]
    be attentive to the words of my mouth!
    25 Do not let your heart turn to her ways,
    do not go astray in her paths;
    26 For many are those she has struck down dead,
    numerous, those she has slain.
    27 Her house is a highway to Sheol,
    leading down into the chambers of death.

  • Lawrence Spic
    April 1, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    Worthless spic should move to Lawrence to be with her own breed.

  • Greg
    April 1, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    She couldn’t possibly be the target of bigotry because, as you can tell from the thoughtful comments of Turtleboy’s fine readers, nobody on the right has a bigoted, racist, xenophobic bone in their body.

    • Jim
      April 2, 2019 at 6:35 am

      And the driver of the car was psychic and could tell by driving by @30 mph some random woman was a foreigner. No you dumbshit, sh’e another SJW “victim” lying about a fake event.

  • Jim
    April 1, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    Yeah just by looking at her you can tell she’s foreign lol
    Fuck off back to Sao Paulo if you don’t like the Bill of Rights and tale your magic/witchcraft BS with you

  • The Sisterhood Of The Tavelling Scarves
    April 1, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Wearing a pink pussy hat automatically lowers your IQ by 100 points. It’s a scientific fact.

    • Jim
      April 2, 2019 at 6:39 am

      Anti Semite hat

  • Pres. Bolsonaro
    April 1, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    I don’t want her in Brazil.

  • Bushwhacker
    April 1, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    I’d have to get my machete that proved to be worh it’s weight in gold during my Passage down the Amazion.
    In this case, I’d use it in my foray into her unkempt grundle area where I’d whack the 6″ long asshole pubes from down there. Then and only then, would I consider tonguing her leather cheerio and trigger my sensory recall of what it’s like to stick your tongue on a 9 volt battery.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 1, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      It’s like a 9 volt or a bag of wet pennies.

      • Harlequin romance
        April 2, 2019 at 1:55 pm

        How romantic!

  • DapperO
    April 1, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Save your money on the shamanism book. Try eating some mushrooms at sunset on the southwest side of Big Blue. Just make sure the label says Pastene.

  • TJB
    April 1, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    First, she is not White. Looking at the moustache; if you tip her upside down you will see lots of hair and dark skin around her back & bunghole. They try to cover it by waxing & bleaching but it will never be white. Second; Brazil is the world capitol of homo’s, lezzy’s and trangender mental patients. The entire place is a brown shithole, just like PR, DR and aids capitol of the world haiti. And then there is CV *cape verde* an island where the sick and too stupid to even be slaves were dumped off, sparking generations of criminals and degenerates. Now there is cape verde phase 2. Also known as brockton. The common denominator is stupid, smelly brown people who cry like professional victims, squeezing the US dry from their handouts.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 1, 2019 at 1:20 pm

      Spanish did the same thing with Puerto Rico and the British did the same thing with Australia.

      I wish the US would do the same. Felons, losers, and deadbeats – ship em out

  • Well, No Shit
    April 1, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Every time I see someone wearing one of those fucking pink pussy hats, I automatically hate them.

    Sorry; not sorry.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Franklin Sucks
      April 1, 2019 at 1:26 pm

      I’d like to pull that pink pussy hat down under her chin and sew it to her neck.

  • It’s just natural for them
    April 1, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    In all fairness to her……I’ve never met a Brazilian woman who didn’t take it up the ass…….so she’s got that going for her I’m sure.

  • Reactionary
    April 1, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Another ungrateful third world immigrant who shows up here and immediately becomes a professional agitator.

    • X
      April 1, 2019 at 12:28 pm

      You got that right. Sick of it.

    • Captain Trips
      The Slather Man
      April 1, 2019 at 1:14 pm

      She could redeem herself by allowing me to slather her face in my man cream

    • Chester Courtland
      April 5, 2019 at 8:47 pm

      So true! Back in the aughts when the Brazilian’s were coming to the US in droves and to the Greater Boston Area in particular, finding a Brazilian bitch who barely spoke or couldn’t speak the language was a cinch. And the thing about Brazilian bitches was they would fuck on the first date and then stay and clean your apartment after. Then when one of their friends flew in from some shit hole favela in Rio, they’d bring them over and we’d have a threesome and they’d both clean my apartment and make dinner after. Those were the days! Too bad Central American women look like creatures from the Black Lagoon.

  • A
    April 1, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    “Because as we all know, the police are incapable of asking the registered owner of the car if they could please identify who was driving her car during this alleged xenophobic and racist hate crime.”

    Don’t believe the car owner would legally have to give up the name of such a person if they existed on such a case.

  • Pico de gallo O’Hanrahan
    April 1, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Slainte putos. Alas I’m announcing my 2020 campaign. My running mate aka amigo will be none other than attorney vulvas brother, Harry vulva. Our campaign will be shamrocks and shenanigans and en fuego! Top of the manana to ya cholos!

    • Sully
      April 1, 2019 at 11:24 pm

      an bhuil gaeilge agat?

  • Nipsy Hustle
    April 1, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Damn bitch. I had nothin to do wit dis. Besides I would fuck way better hos than you and now thats sll gone. Why you do me like dat bitch.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Kevin Cullen
    April 1, 2019 at 10:45 am

    I witnessed this heinous racial attack on poor Ana. He was wearing a white hood. Coincidence?

    • Shaun King
      April 1, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      I also witnessed it. He was wearing a MAGA hat and yelled “This is MAGA country bitch”. Also, it wasn’t coffee but it was actually bleach! I swear this is all true. This is all because of Donald Trump’s Amerikkka.

      • Jossie's Mullett
        April 1, 2019 at 1:00 pm

        If not for Jussie Smollett, nobody would ever have even heard of the phrase “This is MAGA country.”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 1, 2019 at 10:35 am

    The rampant racial attacks in this state must stop. Adam Jones, Boogie Cousins and now poor Ana. As a woman of color, I am also victim.

  • Barry
    April 1, 2019 at 10:27 am

    As a member of the white elite coming from the last country in the Western Hemisphere to abolish slavery she gets to have it both ways. Back home she’s the white devil (but one of the good ones no doubt) and here she’s the oppressed. It’s like hitting the SJW lottery.

    April 1, 2019 at 10:21 am

    Brazilians have ancestors of many races. Offhand guess is she looks Saxon, with dark eyes of other background. There are Germans like that due to the legacy of Roman conquest. In the US she looks like a typical white.

    • ElJefe72
      April 1, 2019 at 12:44 pm

      Yeah, I’m pretty sure she wasn’t raised in the slums of Rio De Janeiro.

  • McHoodstuffer
    April 1, 2019 at 10:16 am

    I would do this gal in a heart beat.

    I would also like to know who has the Leigha Genduso nudes.

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    April 1, 2019 at 10:03 am

    The best way is to ask Ana directly (860). She gets (235) quite bitchy (4760) when challenged.

  • Group W Bench
    April 1, 2019 at 10:01 am

    “She seems to exclusively roll with wypipo.” And, not surprisingly, surrounds herself with beefy bunwiches, so as to be the most “appealing” fox in the flock.

    Why didn’t she submit her 27 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, to used as evidence against the driver to charge him with LITTERING?

  • Tim
    April 1, 2019 at 9:50 am

    It’s a Toyota Prius. Have you ever noticed the type of person who drives a Prius? IF they thought she was a foreigner they were probably wanting to know if she needed a lift somewhere to seek asylum.

  • randall guy is worthless
    April 1, 2019 at 9:31 am

    lying skank

    • fuckface o'reilly
      April 1, 2019 at 12:39 pm

      No shit what a deceitful little cocksucker. Everything in this world is about her, fucking slut.
      she should change birth control pill types and maybe lessen that moustache shadow.
      Nearly every House Democrat on Friday opposed a measure condemning voting in U.S. elections by illegal immigrants, as part of a sweeping election reform bill.

      The GOP-backed measure would have added language to the “H.R. 1” election proposal stating that “allowing illegal immigrants the right to vote devalues the franchise and diminishes the voting power of United States citizens.”
      Under 18 USC § 611, “It shall be unlawful for any alien to vote in any election held solely or in part for the purpose of electing a candidate for the office of president, vice president, presidential elector, member of the Senate, member of the House of Representatives.” A violation of this section can result in a fine with up to one year in prison.

      Furthermore, 8 USC § 1227 provides, “Any alien who has voted in violation of any federal, state, or local constitutional provision, statute, ordinance, or regulation is deportable.” Finally, 8 USC § 1182 provides, “Any alien who has voted in violation of any federal, state, or local constitutional provision, statute, ordinance, or regulation is inadmissible,” meaning ineligible to receive visas and be admitted to the United States.

      Thus, under federal law, voting as an illegal alien in federal elections is a crime punishable by fine, imprisonment, deportation, or inadmissibility. However, not everyone who violates these statutes is caught or brought to justice. Information on the exact number of illegal aliens who have voted in our country is debatable and arguably undeterminable, but some academic estimates have been high enough to “change meaningful election outcomes” and tend to favor Democrats over Republicans.

  • Brazil If its so great why do you all leave?
    April 1, 2019 at 9:05 am

    Liberals eating their own once again. The car she’s bitching about is the official car of chucks and Dems. A white Toyota is as bad as driving a Subaru. Fuck this ugly hairy cunt and her overreacting to road rage. I’m sure she didn’t randomly get yelled at , she probably cut this guy off because she doesn’t know how to drive because she has no license

    • Ice, Ice, Baby
      April 1, 2019 at 12:11 pm

      ……or insurance, or registration, drunk, etc…

  • Independent Thinker
    April 1, 2019 at 9:00 am

    “Gender Presentation.” Now, there’s a new one.

  • A Kat
    April 1, 2019 at 8:57 am

    This pisses me off to no end. Earlier this year, I, as in “my person” was physically hit by a car during a training run for the Boston Marathon. I didn’t get a plate, but the van was familiar to me as someone in my neighborhood (and after a friend who is a cop in another town, was able to actually confirm what I thought) I wasn’t badly injured, thank god, but the police in my town gave me the same response – it was a dead end without the plate # & I wasn’t gravely injured. As a normal, rational person – I MOVED THE F*CK ON. This whiny brat is this irate over a god damn SODA allegedly getting thrown at her?? Stop wasting the police department’s time and go back into your pink pussy hat bubble.

  • Neeeko poopycockassssss
    April 1, 2019 at 7:50 am

    This is true! This was witnessed by pubelicker prize winner Kevin Cullen. Guess who goes to Salem state? Neeko Poopycockass the king of Greek life at Salem state. He also just happened to be walking down the street in Salem to go see Adam Jones when he witnessed this firsthand. Loupicka and Borges are running stories. It’s trueeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  • Bill Ullater
    April 1, 2019 at 7:49 am

    Salem is basically Lawrence with an ocean view.

  • Investigate the Registry Please
    April 1, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Brazilians come here in droves and overstay their visas. They drive without licenses and act entitled. Perhaps TBS could do a story on why the Massachusetts registry of motor vehicles allows illegal aliens to register cars here when they don’t have a license because they’re here ILLEGALLY

    • X
      April 1, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      They all need to go back! The Registry shouldn’t register anything for them.


      • Chris Seith
        Hope your grandparents like bed sores
        April 1, 2019 at 6:48 pm

        I think we should make like st Patrick and drive them out.

  • I Got A Restraing Order
    April 1, 2019 at 7:39 am

    I pressed charges against her but even though there is a picture of her fondling my cock; they said it wasn’t even evidence.

  • Arch Stanton
    Creepy Uncle Joe
    April 1, 2019 at 7:31 am

    The cuck in the photo with her looks like he is shitting himself.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 1, 2019 at 7:27 am

    “She looks like every white chick at every farmer’s market ever.”

    Best line of the year so far.

    Do you think that these people will ever reach the exhaustion point with nonsensical virtue signaling claims of victimhood? Beyond being ridiculous, it’s repetitive and boring.

    Don’t have to wait on this one. Ana is a joke.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • WeRFucked
    April 1, 2019 at 7:22 am

    Did she leave out the part where she cut off the offending driver of the car in traffic, and then yelled a profanity laced tirade about American drivers, with her heavy foreign accent oh-so-present?

    Let’s not forget: Holy Hotness Batman! I’m a big fan of girls from Brazil. I would!

  • Scam Artist Detector
    April 1, 2019 at 7:04 am

    I bet she doesn’t have a Massachusetts license. That’s a crime and so is using your cell phone to take a picture while driving. Fuck her and her fake hate crime

    April 1, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Deport her, build the wall, cleanse the nation.

    • Brazilian Lover
      April 1, 2019 at 6:53 am

      Let me have my way with her before you deport her please, O grand wizard

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        April 1, 2019 at 9:51 am

        Perforate, then deport!

        April 1, 2019 at 10:41 am

        Hell yeah, RAPE THAT SLUT!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 1, 2019 at 6:27 am

    Wait…she was in her car when this happened? Why didn’t she call the cops right then and follow the car giving them turn by turn directions? Simple, it was easier to stop and post it to become a victim. So she posts the license plate. I guess it’s easier to play the victim When you have “proof” So if the car owner is innocent ( if this even happened- it didn’t) now their life is going to be a mess because of a fake crime. Smollett syndrome. I hate hate hate people like this piece of shit White/Brazilan bitch

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    April 1, 2019 at 5:59 am

    She also did a lousy job cleaning my house and I can’t find my stamp collection

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 1, 2019 at 1:12 pm

      …can’t find my stamp collection. LOL!

    April 1, 2019 at 5:51 am

    First thing illegals learn in the USA, I’m a victim U a racist. Where’s my free stuff whitey?

    • Rockets Redglare
      April 1, 2019 at 7:12 am

      I love this kid. There is (some) hope for the future..

    • Kim Wescott
      April 1, 2019 at 12:58 pm

      This kid….these kids…..Trump supporters, arguing calmly, intelligently, rationally….against a hysterical grown man who clearly has not been educated. But he buys the media hype, hook, line and sinker. Cannot back up even one of his points with facts.

      These kids give me hope that America just might pull through.

      Bravo. Well done.

  • Powerful Oz
    April 1, 2019 at 5:47 am

    How does she know it wasn’t Dorothy and her gang of Oz misfits trying to throw some water on her to see if she melts?

  • jimbo
    April 1, 2019 at 5:45 am

    Im gonna go out on a limb here and say that Ana, while being brazilian, does not support her country’s trademark of pussy maintenance. Im willing to bet that her snatch is quite hairy and is in need of a brazilian style wax.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    April 1, 2019 at 5:45 am

    She looks like she knows what she’s doing in the picture where she’s holding that cock near her face.

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      April 1, 2019 at 6:00 am

      And there is the comment of the day! Spit my coffee out

      • Big Wick
        April 1, 2019 at 1:07 pm

        My coffee-spitting was North Shore’s line “(come in the backdoor, no honey, just no).”

  • Shes a Charlatan
    April 1, 2019 at 5:42 am

    She’s not a real Shaman.
    Salem is full of fake witches, vampires, shamans etc. who are all just try hards looking to steal your money.
    Believe me, my friend the gargoyle told me.

  • Kindle Kid
    April 1, 2019 at 5:32 am

    Holy shit her book description on Amazon made me touch myself in ways I didn’t know I could!!

  • Lord Dumbledork
    April 1, 2019 at 5:18 am

    I bet she’d fuck me.
    After all I am a level 63 Dark Shaman in the world of Warcraft and I wield the ‘Ancient staff of Dagul Khann’!

  • Bigot
    April 1, 2019 at 5:01 am

    She’s sitting in her car taking the picture, why no picture of the drink on her car??

  • god
    April 1, 2019 at 1:40 am

    “Started the morning on a thread where women were discussing mansplaining and a guy showed up to mansplain mansplaining. He then proceeded to tell us how he’s such a good ally because he quotes a woman in his presentations, while repeatedly ignoring things being said by women to him. Exhausting.”

    From her facebook

    I definitely would but she would need to gagged

    • Bruhzil
      April 1, 2019 at 8:58 am

      They all need to be gagged.

  • Dick N Vulva
    April 1, 2019 at 1:02 am

    In all fairness Brazilians have to vote for their own elections even if they live in another country . It’s the law if you don’t vote you get fined and can’t get your basic documents renewed until fines are paid , etc

    She’s still full of shit , but the voting thing isn’t her fault

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