This is Michelle Bedard from Everett, Salem, Peabody, and pretty much every town in the north shore with a high concentration of affordable housing and ratchets.

She’s a local spunk receptacle who has unfortunately fired out several snatch rockets who are technically her children, and who she now uses as accomplices to steal packages from victims they target on Facebook yard sale pages.

A number of people from across the north shore have come forward with similar stories – Jizznado messages victims to buy something, says she’ll leave money at their house, and then sends one of her semen demons to grab the package and run. It’s happened a number of times and there is video.

Of course when confronted about it she swore she left the money.

But when you watch the video you can see a kid running away and jumping into a car filled with ratchets who are laughing about their latest haul. Based upon her Facebook pictures it looks like the oldest can’t be much bigger than 12 or 13.

Then again, committing crimes while driving around with a car full of crotch fruits is pretty standard behavior for Jizznado. Although at least now she’s not plowing into people and leaving the scene of a crime.

With her three children in the backseat, a 30-year-old Everett woman was arrested for a hit-and-run at Bishop Allen Drive and Norfolk Street after allegedly striking a pedestrian and driving off, according to police. Michelle Bedard, of Everett, was arrested June 26 on the charges of driving with a suspended license and fleeing the scene of personal injury.

According to police, around 8:50 p.m., several witnesses saw Bedard strike a pedestrian with her car and drive away. When questioned, Bedard said she had just got off the phone with 911, but her phone history reportedly showed no call had been made. Bedard later told police the man had walked into her car and had booze on him. She told police he was walking on the passenger side of her car and tumbled over her hood. Police did not observe any damage to the passenger side, but found two large dents on the driver side and that the windshield had shattered on the lower driver side. The car was also missing its driver side rear hubcap. After looking at Bedard’s registration, it was found her license had been revoked and was non-renewable. A family member took Bedard’s children into custody before her arrest.

Good thing four years later she’s still driving around and appears to have enough custody of her children that she can train them to be accomplices in crime sprees.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody she’s also been evicted a million times and has a whole bunch of judgments against her because she doesn’t show up for court and has no plans to pay any of the judgments anyway, because you can do that in Massachusetts.

Sources tell us that she also has a tendency to pretend to be in the hospital during some of her benders, in which she leaves the out of control poon polyps at home to cause trouble on their own.

Guys, I’m beginning to think that this woman might not actually be enrolled at Harvard Medical School.

The moral of the story here is that this penis pinata has ruined her own children’s lives already, predestined them towards a career in ratchetry, harmed countless individuals, and should be locked up because she is a menace to society. If you see her in any yard sale groups you should immediately warn others, because skanks like this don’t change their stripes.

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