WTF

Judge Who Let Maine Cop Killer Out Of Jail Keeps Peabody Heroin Dealer Out Of Jail Because He Needs To Buy His Kid More Jordans And Doesn’t Want Him Deported

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All-Star Criminals

Lowell Beaver Bumper Wisely Warns Victim On Facebook That She’s Going To Shoot Him, 2 Hours AFTER Shooting Him In Fast And Furiousesque Road Rage Incident

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All-Star Criminals

Peabody Poopsmooch Selling Stolen Cell Phones On Facebook Turns Out To Be Former Head Of PTO Who Stole Thousands Of Dollars From Kid’s School

Peabody Poopsmooch Selling Stolen Cell Phones On Facebook Turns Out To Be Former Head Of PTO Who Stole Thousands Of…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Unemployed Malden Chud Spends All Day Shitting On Successful, Religious People While Wife Runs GoFundMe Scams Begging Strangers To Pay For Kid’s Christmas

Unemployed Malden Chud Spends All Day Shitting On Successful, Religious People While Wife Runs GoFundMe Scams Begging Strangers To Pay…

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Hoodrat Heroes

22 Year Old Peabody Chumbucket At Pediatrician Yells At Pregnant Woman And 2 Kids For Being A “White Bitch Who Don’t Know How To Park And Is Too Fat To Get In Car”

22 Year Old Peabody Chumbucket At Pediatrician Yells At Pregnant Woman And 2 Kids For Being A “White Bitch Who…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Broke Peabody Anti-Vaxxer Shart-Blossom “Actor” Looking For Girls Down With Chew-And-Screw Dates, Who Don’t Talk Back On Their Periods

Broke Peabody Anti-Vaxxer Shart-Blossom “Actor” Looking For Girls Down With Chew-And-Screw Dates, Who Don’t Talk Back On Their Periods Want…

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All-Star Criminals

This Slimy Crotch Crustacean Got Arrested For Choking & Beating His 11 Year Old Daughter Because She Had Snapchat

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All-Star Criminals

Widow Dials The Wrong Number For A Funeral Home, Guy Who Answers Impersonates An Employee And Scams Her Out Of $2k To Bury Her Husband

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All-Star Criminals

Auburn PD Should’ve Shot This Duke Of Ratchet Who Led Them On 100 MPH Chase, Reached For His Gun, And Now Claims The Cops Scared Him

Auburn PD Should’ve Shot This Duke Of Ratchet Who Led Them On 100 MPH Chase, Reached For His Gun, And…

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Hoodrat Heroes

The Family That Nods, Bobs, And Robs Together, Stays Together – Meet the DiBartolomeos

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Nudniks

Peabody Portagee Blicka Squad Defend Fast And Furious Dead Friend, Threaten North Shore Turtlebabe, Blow Up Our Inbox

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Nudniks

Too Fast, Too Furious Peabody Throttle Jockey Races His Wannabe BMW M3 On I-95 In Boxford; Crashes, Kills Himself, Almost Kills 4 Others, Including 12-Year-Old Girl

Stick-on vents and decals from AutoZone may give you +5 horsepower a piece, but they can’t help you keep control…

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Current events

Human Garbage Brian G. Brito Doesn’t Have To Show Face In Court After Murdering Delivery Driver, Raping Clerk At Convenience Store In Lynn And North Andover

Human Garbage Brian G. Brito Doesn’t Have To Show Face In Court After Murdering Delivery Driver, Raping Clerk At Convenience…

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Lynnfield, Peabody, Saugus, Lynn, Nahant, Swampscott, Marblehead, Salem, Beverly, Danvers

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