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Some not so surprising news out of Lowell, via Patch:
LOWELL, MA — A Peabody man has been identified as the victim of Thursday’s fatal shooting near the Lowell Commuter Rail station. Middlesex District Attorney Marissa Ryan said Friday morning that Graciela Paulino, 20, of Lowell, had been arrested in the shooting death of Mark Devoe, 34 of Peabody. Ryan said the shooting was a random road rage incident in which Paulino followed Devoe in her car before shooting him in the chest.
Devoe had been working at a nearby construction site, Ryan said. After being shot at about 12:45 pm Thursday he got into his car but crashed a short distance later. A passenger in Dvoe’s car tried to perform CPR before he was transported to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
Police arrested Paulino Thursday. She was arraigned Friday morning in Lowell District Court.
Wow. Color me surprised. Road rage shooting, in LOWELL? Nah fam, can’t be. Especially not at the hands of this fine, upstanding lickalotapuss
Graciela Paulino, snatch gravy gobbler extraordinaire, entrepreneur, and aspiring vlogger
She was just chillin’ in her bimmer, listenin’ to Ether
when Marc Devoe, of Peabody, must have cut her off. She decided the G thing to do would be to follow him and then blow him to smithereens right then and there, because what ELSE are you supposed to do when someone flips you the bird in traffic?
She tried to warn ’em, to tell ’em to stop, but clearly, he wasn’t having it and got spanked in the process. #YOLO
Apparently, she’s been on a clampage since January
I’d say she was spot on with 2018 doing her justice. You see, this isn’t Graciela’s first rodeo. Back in 2015, she was popped by the gang unit in Lowell for driving around with a bad inspection sticker… and a sawed off shot gun:
What’s interesting here is, this shrub scout was out and about to roam the streets after being arrested for an insanely serious offense. This is what the MGL says about possession of a sawed off shotgun:
“Whoever, except as provided by law, possesses a machine gun, as defined in section one hundred and twenty-one of chapter one hundred and forty, without permission under section one hundred and thirty-one of said chapter one hundred and forty; or whoever owns, possesses or carries on his person, or carries on his person or under his control in a vehicle, a sawed-off shotgun, as defined in said section one hundred and twenty-one of said chapter one hundred and forty, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for life, or for any term of years provided that any sentence imposed under the provisions of this paragraph shall be subject to the minimum requirements of paragraph (a).”
Ya got that? Possession of a sawed off shotgun carries a potential life sentence, yet, here’s Ellen Degenerate rolling around town like nothing happened. Wonder why that is?
She HATES rats, so it can’t possibly be because she is one herself.
COULDN’T be, I mean, she hangs with Jesus and everything.
Her Facebook is filled with tons of drivel, but the only truth she’s ever spoken can be summed up in one post from December:
I think we’re all in agreement here that the best part of dykopath ran down her mother’s asscrack and on to the no-tell motel’s sheets. Abortion certainly would’ve been a much more humane option for the world than having to be subjected to this murderous clam lapper.
How long ’til the “freemuhboihedindunuffin” brigade is out in full effect? My turtle senses are tingling, and I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say within the next hour.
And in a shocking turn of events, it seems that Lala here was part of a youth program in Lowell, targeting “at risk” kids and trying to get them on the straight and narrow:
Newsflash: there’s no curing hoodratchetry. Once a ratchet, always a ratchet. Stop funneling money into these “feel-good” programs that clearly don’t do a damn thing to stop the perpetual cycle. That article was written a mere 8 months before her arrest for the sawed off shotgun, just proving that programs like these only serve to bolster the ratchet connections in the community, giving them wider circles with which to pave their paths of destruction on.
Might be time to just flick a match onto the dumpsterfire that is Lowell and start anew once the embers are out.