Last week I wrote a blog about some “John Doe” Peabody High School graduate in the early 2000’s who’s suing his former cougar teacher because he says she ruined his life by licking his balls and giving him cocaine and unlimited access to tanning beds at her house.
I thought at the time that it was kind of fucked up that Lynette Occhipinti had to have her name dragged through the mud (even if she did do this), while “John Doe” gets to be anonymous despite being a man in his mid 30’s. Plus, he grew up in Peabody in the late 90’s, so there was a pretty good chance he was gonna get a bad pill habit eventually. The whole thing reeked of a money grab by a washed up junkie who wanted to blame other people for his life failings.
Turns out our turtle intuition was once against spot on, as multiple people have contacted us to tell us the identity of “John Doe.”
His name is David Clickstein, and he is exactly how you imagined he would be.
Clitfeen is the owner of Ace of Fades Barbershop in Peabody, which recently shut down its Facebook page after he was called out publicly on it.
Bro, you’re not supposed to open the barber shop until AFTER you get clean. That’s like the first thing every ratchet in America always says they’re gonna do when they finally get their shit together – open up a barber shop. I guess business wasn’t going so well if he felt the need to try to score a quick settlement from the Peabody Public Schools.
But wait, it gets worse. Last year he was a groomsman in Lynette’s son’s wedding!!
And he posted this on Facebook just last year of him and the woman he claims ruined his life.
That poor, poor victim! How will he ever recover?
We’re also told by sources that he’s in a lot of debt to his parents, and has openly told people he’s doing this to get some quick money out of the public schools. Yes, he’s that fucking stupid that he’s going around telling people that.
I think it’s safe to say at this point that this woman is completely innocent. She unequivocally denies everything that he’s alleging, no criminal charges were ever filed, and the woman has had no other complaints despite a long career in education. She also raised two kids on her own after her first husband died, and this is the thanks she gets. Once again it shows how easily our courts can be abused by douchebags who figured out how to file a civil lawsuit. We need court reform and we need it yesterday.
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