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Turns Out The John Doe Suing His Former Peabody Cougar Teacher For Turning Him Into A Junkie Was In Her Son’s Wedding Last Year And He’s Doing This For The Quick Money Grab 


Last week I wrote a blog about some “John Doe” Peabody High School graduate in the early 2000’s who’s suing his former cougar teacher because he says she ruined his life by licking his balls and giving him cocaine and unlimited access to tanning beds at her house.

I thought at the time that it was kind of fucked up that Lynette Occhipinti had to have her name dragged through the mud (even if she did do this), while “John Doe” gets to be anonymous despite being a man in his mid 30’s. Plus, he grew up in Peabody in the late 90’s, so there was a pretty good chance he was gonna get a bad pill habit eventually. The whole thing reeked of a money grab by a washed up junkie who wanted to blame other people for his life failings.

Turns out our turtle intuition was once against spot on, as multiple people have contacted us to tell us the identity of “John Doe.”

His name is David Clickstein, and he is exactly how you imagined he would be.

Clitfeen is the owner of Ace of Fades Barbershop in Peabody, which recently shut down its Facebook page after he was called out publicly on it.

Bro, you’re not supposed to open the barber shop until AFTER you get clean. That’s like the first thing every ratchet in America always says they’re gonna do when they finally get their shit together – open up a barber shop. I guess business wasn’t going so well if he felt the need to try to score a quick settlement from the Peabody Public Schools.

But wait, it gets worse. Last year he was a groomsman in Lynette’s son’s wedding!!

And he posted this on Facebook just last year of him and the woman he claims ruined his life.

That poor, poor victim! How will he ever recover?

We’re also told by sources that he’s in a lot of debt to his parents, and has openly told people he’s doing this to get some quick money out of the public schools. Yes, he’s that fucking stupid that he’s going around telling people that.

I think it’s safe to say at this point that this woman is completely innocent. She unequivocally denies everything that he’s alleging, no criminal charges were ever filed, and the woman has had no other complaints despite a long career in education. She also raised two kids on her own after her first husband died, and this is the thanks she gets. Once again it shows how easily our courts can be abused by douchebags who figured out how to file a civil lawsuit. We need court reform and we need it yesterday.



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23 Comment(s)
  • Fucking roid raging flamer
    March 28, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    This dude is your typical Peabody pill popper turned coke snorter turned heroin shooter. Says he’s clean but clearly shoots roids on the regular. I see this tool all the time around town and he’s just as much of a douche as he looks. He’s not a great dad, business is not boomin and definitely won’t be after this bullshit. His last name is Clickstein, big surprise. What a fucking tool

  • peabodyLocal
    November 7, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    I have known Dave for 4 years, since he started cutting my hair and right off the bat, two things in your article are COMPLETELY FALSE. Dave is not on any drugs and not once have I seen him under the influence in the time I have known him and I have seen him both in his barbershop while working and outside of his work hours in the evening, HE IS 100% sober and I think it is wrong to judge someone on past issues with addiction. Addiction is a tough thing to overcome and it happens to good people, and Dave would be on the first people to go out of his way to use the lessons he learned to help others overcome a battle with addiction. He is one of the most genuine and caring people I know. His past drug use DOES NOT define his character in anyway.

    Second false statement is that his barbershop is failing, he is booked from open to close daily. His barbershop is far from failing and he has loyal patrons who will never go elsewhere because he runs a great business and works hard to maintain it and is a genuine person who appreciates his customers. He runs a SUCCESSFUL barbershop and takes pride in his work.

    Dave is a great dude and great example of someone who overcame a tough past and gone on to do positive things. He works hard and he is an AMAZING father, he is always talking about his child and goes above and beyond what most dad’s do. He cares deeply about his kids school and sports and always talking about it, spending time volunteering as a coach and doing all the other things it takes to raise a child and he does it as a single father!

    Also in the article you make it seem like because he was a male, it doesn’t matter what actually happened to him. And thats a disgusting perspective, that women does not deserve to be defended.

    You are misrepresenting this man big time. Anyone who knows Dave, knows that article is BS. If you spoke to Dave beforehand, you would not have wrote it. Please consider fixing this with an update and make it right. This man makes a living as a barber and you are accusing him of being a drug addict and that is false, your hurting his business with lies. No one who goes there currently will stop going because they know the truth but you are hurting his future business prospects with a lie.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    October 14, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Wow. This may be the only junkie featured on TBS with a full smile and all his teeth intact and not rotted to Hell.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 10, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    She was probably a looker many years ago. She ain’t half bad in that “hot librarian” outfit, for an older chick. Time has caught up with her now though. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still let her suck the bed sheets up my ass, but she’s definitely on the down slope of the looks bell curve.

    • Mark
      October 12, 2019 at 2:56 pm

      You tool. On your best day she wouldn’t look at you twice. Idiot.

  • Moist Meatloaf
    October 10, 2019 at 9:29 am

    Mr. Cunt-Stein will be shaving pubes in jail before you know it.

  • Fuck you
    October 9, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    She’s a junky also. See the hole in her arm.

    • Atta Boy
      October 9, 2019 at 10:44 pm

      Nice catch hawkeye.

    • Brian
      October 9, 2019 at 10:52 pm

      Again, people thinking they know more than they do. You’re a fucking idiot, she at that time had just finished going through radiation and having numerous iv’s . You look at a picture without knowing the facts and try to be judgmental. Even that scumbag knew she was sick at the time and always asked his friend/ her son , how she was doing with treatments

  • BucketNutz
    October 9, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    In the good old days, barbershops were simply fronts for your friendly local bookmakers…..Now? They are fronts for drug dealers.
    Take a ride through Lowell sometime. There are 6 barbershops on every corner blasting hip-hop/salsa & there are dozens of shady characters going in/out.
    Also, John Doe must have been catching re-runs of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. The McPoyles sued the school for an old sexual assault in the episode “Charlie Gets Molested”.
    The McPoyles end up getting jail time, so hopefully John Doe meets the same fate.

  • Y
    October 9, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    I wouldn’t write bad things about people you don’t know…

    • Rob
      October 9, 2019 at 8:44 pm

      What a loser!!!! Anyone who stands on their toes to in a picture to get some height is a complete douche. I guess the roids couldn’t help out with your insecurity with your height.

    • Y
      October 9, 2019 at 9:03 pm

      Another fraud. Get fucked.

  • Your a cutie
    October 9, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    I think she’s beautiful she’s definitely cute as a button I didn’t really buy it at all. If you’re reading this honestly I think you you’re pretty cool chick. HopeFully It will get dismissed and everything will be all good. !!

  • Ballz in your mouth
    October 9, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    Oh she did him.
    Bristol would be all over that.

  • Uncle A
    October 9, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Every effin time. I tried to warn you people.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 9, 2019 at 4:55 pm

      Lick my balls.

      • Ricky Fartin
        October 9, 2019 at 5:01 pm

        Are you on the hockey team? I only like hockey players.

  • Mussolini
    October 9, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    (((Clickstein))). LMAO.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 9, 2019 at 4:45 pm

      • Jeff J
        Hey Y
        October 9, 2019 at 5:31 pm

        Are you ok?? I’m concerned. Not sure about the connection. Startin to get WEIRD around here.

        • Y
          October 9, 2019 at 5:53 pm

          Scroll through the video to see Owen put on the grabbler mask and it’ll make sense.

      • Chill
        October 10, 2019 at 6:09 am

        Guy sounds crazy af but he’s definitely met Matt Lauer.

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