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Woburn JizzWizard Posts Shady Ad Selling Jacket On North Shore Online Yard Sale Group, Freaks Out When Questioned, Acts Like Selling Shit Online Makes You Mother Teresa

 

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Pro Tip – if you’re selling a jacket in an online yard sale group, freaking out when questioned doesn’t make you look good.

 

Not off to a good start here, chickie. If your first response to a question like “Is the hole where the security tag was?” Is an incredibly paragraph disclosing Nana’s financials, it may be safe to assume someone struck a nerve. Just sayin’ – innocent people generally don’t go around dropping insults and grandma’s net worth over one question.

 

Yeah, no. Selling a torn coat is not doing a nice thing for the world, or helping someone out, lady. Giving the coat away would be helping. What you’re doing is just a business transaction. Or attempting to do, anyway, because as soon as Grace got called out, she dirty deleted. Strike 2.

I did recognize the brand of jacket, by the way. It looks like Neiman Marcus, and she’s right, they’re not cheap.

 

But they’re not using sophisticated, space age shoplift-proof tag security, either, and they’re not bolted down to the floor.

 

Strike 3.

 

Does this look the face of a longtime criminal to you?

 

Because, surprise surprise – it is. With a litany of larceny charges thrown in there, too.

Newburyport News: 

” A Woburn woman with a long criminal history was banned from the local Planet Fitness earlier this week as part of her plea deal for stealing debit cards from patrons almost two years ago, according to court records. 

Grace Boyle, 29, was ordered to stay away and have no contact with the Storey Avenue facility as well as pay a to-be-determined amount of restitution. She was also ordered to remain drug and alcohol free, with random screens, and pay a $90 fine. 

The sentence comes as a result of a larceny over $250 charge that was continued without finding for two years, meaning if she stays out of legal trouble for two years, the charges will be dropped. A misuse of a credit card charge was also continued without finding for two years. Forgery of a document and uttering false writing charges were dropped. 

Court records show that Boyle had been arraigned 28 other times from March 2008 to July 2013 for charges ranging from forgery, uttering a false check, larceny by check and receiving stolen property, all out of Hingham District Court. 

According to Newburyport police officer John Schmidt’s report, the alleged victims placed their wallets in a locker at the facility before walking to the workout room on Jan. 4, 2014. When they returned, they noticed their wallets had been stolen. Soon after, hundreds of dollars of debit card transactions were reported at a Rite Aid Pharmacy. 

Schmidt visited Rite Aid in search of video footage of the transactions. He also went to Planet Fitness, where he spoke to security officer Robert Grumbles regarding video footage. 

Watching video from both businesses, Schmidt was able to determine that Boyle entered both businesses and the times matched to the theft and the usage of debit cards. Planet Fitness video shows Boyle enter the store with an unidentified man, later identified by checking the fitness center’s guest book. 

“I called Mr. Grumbles back to see if he could get me another video showing the gym area,” Schmidt wrote in his report. 

Video shows them entering the locker room where the alleged theft took place but not the workout area. As Schmidt worked to track down Boyle, he was told that she had recently been locked up in the Hillsborough County Jail related to an incident in Stratham, N.H. A Stratham police officer told Schmidt that upon her arrest in that town, police found two black wallets and a piece of a victim’s credit card. 

Based on the information gathered by Schmidt and a photo array identification by a Rite Aid employee, an arrest warrant was issued for Boyle.”

 

 

Her latest arrest seems to be from September of 2018, so she’s 32 right now?!?

Wow, is she a hard 32.

 

What are the odds she has “the disease”?

 

Anyway, Grace, not sure what the deal with the jacket is, but you’re not looking too great right about now. Maybe there’s a reasonable explanation as to why a career criminal would post a deeply discounted $1,000+ jacket with a conspicuously placed tear in an online yard sale group only to freak out, get defensive and dirty delete when questioned, but I can’t come up with one off the top of my head. Feel free to reach out if you come up with anything remotely plausible!

 

 

 

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50 Comment(s)
  • Chuck
    March 12, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    32? If she is has the quantum physics thing down. More like 47 on a good day. Imagine her in person, have to add another 5 on top of it. Grand total, 52 years old…

  • Lance Bolt
    March 11, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Can you imagine what her pussy smells like?

    • Captain Trips
      March 11, 2019 at 7:56 pm

      Dig down 200 feet into the center mound of Bondi’s Island on the hottest, most humid day of the summer. Take a large sample. Bring it to the surface. Let it sit in the hot summer sun for 5 days.

      Come back after day 5. Take a whiff of the sample.

      Perhaps not as bad as her hole, but at least you will get a sampling of what that hole smells like.

    • JimmyBooms
      March 12, 2019 at 8:01 am

      If a woman is looking up in every picture, that’s the 1st sign of the Double Chin

  • Greg
    March 11, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    The brand is…
    Grey Goose? ❌ (that’s vodka)
    Neiman Marcus ❌ (that’s a department store)
    Canada Goose ✅

    Not sure how anyone wouldn’t know this as approximately 1 out of every 1.5 people under the age of 40 in Boston wears one 5 months out of the year.

  • Greg
    March 11, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    The brand is…
    Grey Goose? ❌ (that’s vodka)
    Neiman Marcus ❌ (that’s a department store)
    Canada Goose ✅

    Not sure how anyone wouldn’t know this as approximately 1 out of every 1.5 people under the age of 40 in Boston wears one 5 months out of the year.

  • Trash bag
    March 11, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    Is anyone not gonna call her out on the fact the she said ” Grey Goose Jacket” meaning the Vodka brand “Grey Goose” when the jacket brand is “Canada Goose” ?

  • Raging Cock
    March 11, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    I like her tits and would enjoy exploring the “hole” in her “pocket” ya ya ya.

    Me sooo horny baby.

  • Get Some Botox
    March 11, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    It’s a sad world when worn-out scanks like this actually think they’re hot

    • Corinth Arkadin
      March 11, 2019 at 8:11 pm

      She’s got a pinched face that either screams “alcoholic bloat” or she’s just retarded looking.

      No wonder she wrote “Grey Goose”, instead of the jacket name, that’s exactly where her mind went to. Vodka.

      Although she looks more of the bottom-shelf, plastic bottle, Popov brand vodka babe to me.

      She looks like she sucks a mean dick tho, but I wouldn’t take the chance. Might get something.

  • WU TOWN RAT
    March 11, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    LMAO! The Fucking Boyles are Woburn Trash! Jesus Christ she looks like shit! I saw her last maybe 3 years ago and she looked a whole lot better! Yes they are Filthy rich, (Insurance agency) but she is like the HO of the clan… LMAO

  • Fell into the turtle hole again..P.S. stfu Francis.
    March 11, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Damn, I came into turtle country for one article and two freaking hours later, here I am. Lost time,but worth it. lol

  • Captain Trips
    March 11, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    All of the duck faced selfies in the world won’t cover up the bumpy moles on your left cheek or the wrinkle count of a 63 year old.

    You’re the kind of chick that would flirt with me at Stop and Shop, I’d play along, meet you in the parking lot, then run over your fucking toes as I burn out of the parking space with you at my driver’s side window

  • HairyClamChowda
    March 11, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    i bet she has good insurance….

    • Captain Trips
      March 11, 2019 at 6:55 pm

      “Thank you daddy for giving me a rich upbringing.

      Now, I hope you don’t mind if I completely fuck up something that any decent person would appreciate and not abuse……”

  • Clitty Litter
    March 11, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Where’ the teef?

    • Captain Trips
      March 11, 2019 at 6:27 pm

      Gotta love the closed smile ‘hide my missing teeth’ selfies

  • Townie
    March 11, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Someone in her family may have bought the jacket for her….she must have the disease because she is from an affluent good family. Heroin is a bad thing, it gets rich and poor people.

    • Fuck Your Disease
      March 11, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      “it gets rich and poor people”

      You’re right. Rich and poor people without enough fucking balls to say ‘No more’

  • One Angle Grace
    March 11, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    No one has ever seen the other, hideous side of her face with the giant boyle.

    • Pink Floyd
      March 11, 2019 at 6:32 pm

      It looks like the light side of the moon

  • Charlie
    March 11, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    No one is going to mention she didn’t even get the brand right? It’s supposed to be “Canada Goose”, which she didn’t even mention. She went with “Grey Goose”, because the only expensive things she has ever encountered in life are nip bottles of mediocre vodka.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 11, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Good ole uncle turtle turd is a real tough guy that picks on woman and wants you to fund him 10 bucks a month so he won’t need to get a job

    • Bird call
      March 11, 2019 at 2:15 pm

      Pointing out shit birds is a public service. So frannie better double wrap.

    • Big Wick
      March 11, 2019 at 2:31 pm

      Shut the f*** up, Francis.

    • Y
      March 11, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    • The Boondock Saint
      March 11, 2019 at 10:32 pm

      Francis is a cocksucker. But hey, keep giving Uncle Turts all those clicks you moron! These sad little comments are sure to shut the blogs down!

      Enjoy your next BBC gangbang buddy. Get AIDS.

  • LOB
    March 11, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    What an embarrassment to the human race!

  • hank
    March 11, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    She looks like she could be the part of a litter that the New York cat faced lady may or may not have shit out at one point. *(insert cat coughing up a hairball noise here)

  • Austin
    March 11, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    That’s a man Baby!!!

    • Y
      March 11, 2019 at 1:39 pm

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    March 11, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Never trust a fivehead.

    • Y
      March 11, 2019 at 1:41 pm

  • Uncle Buck
    March 11, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Here’s a Quarter go have a rat knaw that thing off your face

    • Y
      March 11, 2019 at 1:27 pm

      • Uncle Buck
        March 11, 2019 at 8:25 pm

        Thank you kind sir

  • Dick Scratcher
    March 11, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Same camera shot.
    Same angle.
    Same time-ravaged face looking like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

    10,000-1 outsider for the Dick Scratcher Outstanding Community Representative Winner 2019.

  • Al Czervik
    March 11, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    Hey Baby,

    You must have been something before electricity.

    • Y
      March 11, 2019 at 1:26 pm

  • Veggie Cowgirl
    March 11, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Whoa! A hard 32 is right!
    This chick looks like a jacket. A leather one. Rode hard and hung up wet!
    Wtf! Is that even possible? Does she live in a uv chamber or something?
    I’ve never seen such advanced aging! Its terrifying!
    She thinks she’s hot stuff too! Trying to look all sultry into the camera! I notice she only takes them at one specific angle. That must be her “good” angle. God, I can only imagine! Yikes!
    Fake eyelashes? Why even bother at this point?
    Theres no way those are 32 year old boobs! No. Fucking. Way!
    I feel fly as hell right now! 😉

  • Bob Kraft
    March 11, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    I wonder if she ever made restitution.
    If it was me, I’d take a payment in kind.

    But, I hang out at TB12.

  • Randall Guy
    March 11, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Well you know what to do TB peeps.

    Lets ruin this chicks life!!!!!!

    BUILD THE WAL!!!!!!

    • Facks
      March 11, 2019 at 1:10 pm

      So Randall if TB blogs about a black person it’s “I bet if they were white you wouldnt blog about them”. However if TB blogs about a white person we are expected to believe you give a shit about whitey now? Get fucked you racist shit bag.

      • Randall Guy
        March 11, 2019 at 1:29 pm

        No man…I said ruin whitey’s life!

        Get to it!

        This ratchet must pay for being such a … wait for it… ratchet!

        Goooooooooooo TB!!!

  • WeRFucked
    March 11, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    If you’re going to include the Screenshots… please make them readable!

  • WeRFucked
    March 11, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    I would NOT.

  • redditor
    March 11, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    The kind of face I’d see on r/trashy

  • Skanks R Us
    March 11, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Never trust a tattooed chick. If they have to get tatts to draw attention to themselves they have nothing else to offer. Things like charm, intelligence, superb oral skills…

  • johny yuma
    March 11, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    skank

  • Yy
    March 11, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Canada Goose jackets are all locked together, usually thru the pocket. This is a no brainer; it’s stolen.
    Plus, you see the miles on this hag? She’s riding on the belt, no tread left on the tire. Flapjack sweater puppies.
    She has nothing going for her. Would Not.

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