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All-Star Criminals

North Shore Penis Pinata Uses Crotch Fruits To Steal Items From Strangers She Meets On Facebook Yard Sale Pages Despite Not Having License Due To Hit And Run And Tons Of Evictions

Uncle Turtleboy / December 28, 2020

  This is Michelle Bedard from Everett, Salem, Peabody, and pretty much every town in the north shore with a…

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Reader Emails

Woburn JizzWizard Grace Boyle Is Filing A Gigantic Lawsuit To Bring Us Down, Won’t Tell Us The Name Of Her Attorney, But I’m Sure He Totally Exists

Uncle Turtleboy / March 11, 2019

  Looks like someone isn’t happy about being called out for posting shady looking second-hand clothing listings, and she had…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Woburn JizzWizard Posts Shady Ad Selling Jacket On North Shore Online Yard Sale Group, Freaks Out When Questioned, Acts Like Selling Shit Online Makes You Mother Teresa

Uncle Turtleboy / March 11, 2019

  Pro Tip – if you’re selling a jacket in an online yard sale group, freaking out when questioned doesn’t…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Malden Meth Muppets Gave Back The Red Sox AL East Banner And Got No Ransom For It, But The North Shore GED Express Is Going After Turtleboy In Their Honor

Uncle Turtleboy / September 20, 2018

Follow @Nunchuck_Ninja on Twitter by clicking here. Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns, and Terrence Collie to keep up…

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Nudniks

Help ID This Swampscott Swamp Donkey Who Pushed An Elderly Man To The Ground Because He Got Called Out For Stealing A Handicap Space

Uncle Turtleboy / November 22, 2017

Calm down, Porky, it’s not Black Friday yet! Help ID This Swampscott Swamp Donkey Who Pushed An Elderly Man To…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Winthro-thot Scams North Shore Mom Groups, Turns Out She Enjoys Long Drinking Seshes On The Beach With Infants In Tow & Wants To Watch Your Baby Too

Uncle Turtleboy / July 14, 2017

Don’t you know we’re all in the same damn yard sale groups?               Want…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Raunchy Revere Lesbian Ratchet Attempts To Defend Baby Mama’s Honor In Underpass Battle Royale, Gets Smacked Around, Nearly Gets A Fifty Yard Cunt Punt Instead

Uncle Turtleboy / April 25, 2017

EDIT: Part 2 is up and can be seen here   Wrap yourself in a cozy blanket, grab a hot…

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Nudniks

Peabody Portagee Blicka Squad Defend Fast And Furious Dead Friend, Threaten North Shore Turtlebabe, Blow Up Our Inbox

Uncle Turtleboy / April 12, 2017

Pro Tip: Don’t poke the turtle. Chances are, someone out there doesn’t like you very much and they will bring…

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Lynnfield, Peabody, Saugus, Lynn, Nahant, Swampscott, Marblehead, Salem, Beverly, Danvers

Uncle Turtleboy / January 27, 2016

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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