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Woburn JizzWizard Grace Boyle Is Filing A Gigantic Lawsuit To Bring Us Down, Won’t Tell Us The Name Of Her Attorney, But I’m Sure He Totally Exists


Looks like someone isn’t happy about being called out for posting shady looking second-hand clothing listings, and she had something to say about it in the comments one of our fan pages – big shout out to the admin for sending these on over, sorry you got stuck in Abi’s life for 20 minutes today – now you know why she’s been hiding out so depressed lately. It’s a lot of negativity, you guys!


She’s since blocked the page, unfortunately, maybe the totally real lawyer she has on retainer and available on demand told her to stop talking while they plot out their slam-dunk windfall lawsuit. So I’ll just respond here instead. Sorry I missed your DMs, girl.


I will give her this – she spelled “defamation” correctly. That puts Grace an entire step ahead of most of the people who vow to sue us.

The word is still libel, though. Still one step behind the Turtle. Better luck next time, kiddo.

Ok, Grace. You’re clearly a shrewd litigant with an entirely real attorney on retainer, that’s why he advised you not to give us his name. I bet he’s such a skilled attorney that you can’t give us his name, because he’s a member of the Illuminati. I hear he doesn’t even contact by email, let alone have paperwork served in his name – you just wake up one morning with a horse head in your bed with a note that says “YOU’VE BEEN SUED”.

Seriously, come on. Your attorney can find out who I am, by word of mouth? Who is he, Dog the Bounty Hunter?


How much are you paying him to go hunt around asking people about me? I can assure you, you and I have exactly no one in common, so it’s going to get pretty expensive for him to even figure out who to sue. Maybe you should get a new attorney, and make sure it’s one that knows how to do a Google search.

Or maybe just wake up tomorrow afternoon, catch an Uber, and go down to the courthouse and file pro se. Save yourself the thousands of dollars you keep held up in retainers and just spend the $220 or so in filing fees and service, and do it yourself. You clearly have an open and shut case here – why bother paying someone? Times are so tough you’re on Facebook selling a torn coat for $450 that apparently you can get for as low as $79,

Or for free, if you steal it. I’m not sure which it is, but your reaction still screams “shady”, so I stand by my original commentary. The post was shady, your reaction was even more so, and you have aged like a cantaloupe at room temperature.

I’ll be awaiting your attorney’s smoke signal, Grace! This might just be the lawsuit that puts us out of business, fam!


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33 Comment(s)
  • Beth
    March 16, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Haha she is a Prostitute drug at it with two kids and our family always boils insurance company over in Woburn Massachusetts just google her name You will see the long criminal list

  • Lala
    March 14, 2019 at 12:50 am

    And what is up with those weird ass boobs?? Wait did I just say ass boobs?? Hahaha!! I didn’t mean to say ass boobs!! she’s just got weird boobs!!

  • Awesomely Awnest
    March 12, 2019 at 1:33 pm


  • Austin Powers
    March 12, 2019 at 1:07 pm

  • GFY Tilton
    March 12, 2019 at 10:34 am

    Awnestly, I feel bad for you!

  • LOB
    March 12, 2019 at 9:41 am

    Classic line TB … aged like a cantaloupe at room temperature.

    March 12, 2019 at 8:26 am

    O’ Boyle rules! Lmfao

    • Y
      March 12, 2019 at 9:16 am

  • Burlando Castile
    March 12, 2019 at 7:51 am

    I was told not to trust anyone who has eyes like the Butcher in “Gangs of New York”. She’s got eyes like said Butcher

    • Y
      March 12, 2019 at 9:15 am

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 12, 2019 at 7:28 am

    Uncle turtle turd should be concerned , she has done a lot business with lawyers

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      March 13, 2019 at 4:49 am

      If you could see your way clear to chucking yourself under a passing steamroller, then that would be just peachy.

      And as a bloke from the North of England, I need you to stop using the name of the late, great Northern comedian Frank Sidebottom as your nom du jour. If he was alive today, he would think your were a colossal cunt as well.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 12, 2019 at 6:28 am

    I don’t know why I jump and drop my phone everytime her pic pops up . I know it’s there but that face…truly haunting, like an old worn out catcher’s mitt

  • It used auto correct
    March 12, 2019 at 6:18 am

    So this stupid fucking ratchet scum can’t spell Defamation don’t praise it. It used auto correct. When it was asked who it’s suing it replied “You’re page” which is “you are page” (that’s for any ratchet reading this) only a moron would fuck that up.

    Should’ve fucked with it and replied “huh? I am page what do you mean?”

  • Asking for a friend
    March 12, 2019 at 5:53 am

    She….live around here??

  • Grace's Court-Appointed Attorney
    March 12, 2019 at 12:35 am

    I told Grace she can’t sue Turtleboy, at least not for this. This is the nicest article anyone’s ever written about her, she’s too fucking stupid to realize it. Oh Well

  • Y
    March 11, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Look at the bright side, if you were really desperate enough to date this heifer, you could prob use her bacon-strip covered undies as a reserve parachute.

  • Uncle Buck
    March 11, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Don’t worry Grace I still have the rat on retainer. I still want my quarter

    • Y
      March 11, 2019 at 10:30 pm

  • The Things a Ho Will Do For Crack
    March 11, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    S10 blow job specials at Red Roof in Woburn.

  • Tucker Carlson
    March 11, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    This broad is very cuhnty

  • Dewey Cheatem and Howe
    March 11, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Laugh all you want, we will see your ass in court.

    • Y
      March 11, 2019 at 10:38 pm

      Even if you win, you’ll still be fat, dumb and stupid, and sadly, you can’t cure ugly; so, what are you suing for again?

  • Hey Grace
    March 11, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    …………………./¯../ /
    ………………../…./ /
    ……….\…………… _.·´

    • Big Wick
      March 11, 2019 at 10:12 pm

      I love the tiny face that makes up the middle finger’s knuckle! Nice one!

      Ooh, a deformation lawsuit! I’ll make the popcorn.

      And, she looks less a room temp melon and more a several-day-out-of-the-store Haas avocado.

  • The jokes on Boyle
    March 11, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    The entire city is laughing at this! A Boyle spawn going ful ratchet is priceless! Word is she has pretty much been cut out of the family. She parades her name around like it will open doors. This is one of Woburns finest pieces of trash… Like I said everyone in the city is laughing like hell. Her only attorney is paid for by taxpayers…

  • Watch Out Grace
    March 11, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    You’ve just poked the turtle.

  • Defamation of Character
    March 11, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    1. Career criminal so of course she has a lawyer. But my guess that it is a public defender.

    2. Do you all have Richard N. Vulva offering ratchet discounts this month? There is a whole lot of lawsuits real or fake lately.

  • Idgaf
    March 11, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    This chick is a skank . She is known for scamming and lying. She has no friends except junkies!

  • hank
    March 11, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Strong to very strong chance whoever her attorney is their email ends in

  • Awnestly
    March 11, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    You’re honestly going to let her slide on awnestly?

    • Y
      March 11, 2019 at 9:16 pm

      Beat me to it.
      This wildebeest’s grammar is almost as bad as her looks, almost.
      Apparently, her family is loaded (via their insurance business), per a commenter’s post on the previous blog; she’s also a hoe, too.
      I don’t care how much money her family has, there’s no way I would be able to get it up after seeing that zebra striped ass.

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