Looks like someone isn’t happy about being called out for posting shady looking second-hand clothing listings, and she had something to say about it in the comments one of our fan pages – big shout out to the admin for sending these on over, sorry you got stuck in Abi’s life for 20 minutes today – now you know why she’s been hiding out so depressed lately. It’s a lot of negativity, you guys!
She’s since blocked the page, unfortunately, maybe the totally real lawyer she has on retainer and available on demand told her to stop talking while they plot out their slam-dunk windfall lawsuit. So I’ll just respond here instead. Sorry I missed your DMs, girl.
I will give her this – she spelled “defamation” correctly. That puts Grace an entire step ahead of most of the people who vow to sue us.
The word is still libel, though. Still one step behind the Turtle. Better luck next time, kiddo.
Ok, Grace. You’re clearly a shrewd litigant with an entirely real attorney on retainer, that’s why he advised you not to give us his name. I bet he’s such a skilled attorney that you can’t give us his name, because he’s a member of the Illuminati. I hear he doesn’t even contact by email, let alone have paperwork served in his name – you just wake up one morning with a horse head in your bed with a note that says “YOU’VE BEEN SUED”.
Seriously, come on. Your attorney can find out who I am, by word of mouth? Who is he, Dog the Bounty Hunter?
How much are you paying him to go hunt around asking people about me? I can assure you, you and I have exactly no one in common, so it’s going to get pretty expensive for him to even figure out who to sue. Maybe you should get a new attorney, and make sure it’s one that knows how to do a Google search.
Or maybe just wake up tomorrow afternoon, catch an Uber, and go down to the courthouse and file pro se. Save yourself the thousands of dollars you keep held up in retainers and just spend the $220 or so in filing fees and service, and do it yourself. You clearly have an open and shut case here – why bother paying someone? Times are so tough you’re on Facebook selling a torn coat for $450 that apparently you can get for as low as $79,
Or for free, if you steal it. I’m not sure which it is, but your reaction still screams “shady”, so I stand by my original commentary. The post was shady, your reaction was even more so, and you have aged like a cantaloupe at room temperature.
I’ll be awaiting your attorney’s smoke signal, Grace! This might just be the lawsuit that puts us out of business, fam!
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