Help ID This Swampscott Swamp Donkey Who Pushed An Elderly Man To The Ground Because He Got Called Out For Stealing A Handicap Space

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Help ID This Swampscott Swamp Donkey Who Pushed An Elderly Man To The Ground Because He Got Called Out For Stealing A Handicap Space

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This hardo

A flat-brim rockin’, shorts in the winter with high tops and a two sizes too small coat wearin’, typical garbage North Shore salami head was parked in a handicapped spot outside the Boston Market in Swampscott

which happens to be right on Rt 1A… which if you stay on for a short jaunt southwest, you end up in the City of Sin.


An older gentleman had some choice words for this seemingly young and healthy man, what with parking in a handicapped spot and all. Good Samaritan Marcie Berry happened to be standing by, phone at the ready, to record what happened next:






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We need a name, and we need it now. $5 says he’s from Lynn.


He drives a silver Camry

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Do your thing, Turtles.

22 Comment(s)
  • The Executioner
    November 23, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    There is nothing I hate more than this kind of thing. How is he not charged with assault? There’s a witness. This punkass needs to be put in the stockades for a week preferably near rabid coyotes.

  • Wtf
    November 23, 2017 at 8:09 am

    Let him push my old ass down , I promised I will get up and you will meet my gun. Nah just kidding , your hands wouldn’t have made it to push me in the first place.
    Punks like this are why we all need licensed and trained concealed carry.
    Respect would be appreciated too.

    • mike
      November 23, 2017 at 4:52 pm

      LOL, another commando.

  • Mike worships the bishop
    November 23, 2017 at 7:29 am

    Hoping the older gent has a family member that will be willing to square this up with tubby once his name comes out.

    • mike
      November 23, 2017 at 4:51 pm

      to protect his honor?

  • John Doe
    November 23, 2017 at 7:19 am

    He pushed the elderly man because he knows that would be the only fight, he could actually get into and not need his jaw wired shut after. Must feel good to assert that power. What a pussy. Real men don’t do that.

  • Mike
    November 23, 2017 at 2:07 am

    I’ll kick all yo asses!

    • mike
      November 23, 2017 at 2:48 am

      nope, just gonna troll them

    • The Executioner
      November 23, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      You are a faggot loser motherfucker. I hope when you get old you ass is dragged down some alley and you are whipped to meeting your maker…Satan you POS.

      • mike
        November 23, 2017 at 4:48 pm


  • mike
    November 22, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    so someone live parked in a handicap spot… so what?

    • AgingCynic
      November 22, 2017 at 11:05 pm

      You obviously don’t have a family member with a disability. If someone had done this to my late brother, I would have ripped off their head and shit down their neck.

      • mike
        November 23, 2017 at 12:55 am

        lol @ comment section commando!

      • mike
        November 23, 2017 at 1:05 am

        words are the weapons of women my friend… lol

        • Bleh
          November 23, 2017 at 10:07 pm

          Speaking of, is your last name Hunt?

    • Lisa
      November 22, 2017 at 11:05 pm

      Let me guess, you also park in handicap spaces even though you are an able-bodied adult?

      • mike
        November 23, 2017 at 1:03 am

        let me guess, you dont understand what ‘live parking’ means? are you ‘triggered’?

      • Mike
        November 23, 2017 at 7:29 am

        Don’t waste your time arguing with this idiot. He is the type of man who trolls turtleboy comment section because he didn’t have enough money to pay for a piece of ass to keep him company and let him know he is special. I’m sure he will have something great to say in response to what I just said. The suspense is killing me!

        • mike
          November 23, 2017 at 4:50 pm

          Words on the internet hurt me! LOL just kidding.

  • Gag on a spoon
    November 22, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Well well well, looks like someone is posting redundant stories about pitbulls, elderlies snowflawes in an attempt to get enough clicks to pay her verizon bill. Sorry NSTB but you’re better off blocking parking spaces at the 99’s for a $2 tip like TB used to do.

    • getfuct
      November 23, 2017 at 5:30 pm

      And here you are giving her page views… Dumb fuck.

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