Over the weekend Ernst “I’d buy a vowel but I’m broke as fuck” Jean-Jacques was arrested for punching an…
Remember this queef? Ernst Jean-Jacques was a counter-protester at our rally against racism in Hyde Park in September because…
A bunch of turtle riders messaged us over the weekend to ask why there’s state troopers stationed outside of…
Earlier in the day I published a blog about a Swampscott bartender who was fired after he listened in…
This is Erik Heilman. He’s a bartender in Swampscott who recently overheard a conversation between customers and decided to…
Breaking news – a white woman with a hyphenated last name has moved to Swampscott and she’s looking for…
Last year a Swampscott Elementary School principal made headlines when he came out as a BLT-123 and demanded that…
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Calm down, Porky, it’s not Black Friday yet! Help ID This Swampscott Swamp Donkey Who Pushed An Elderly Man To…
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