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Lynn Refrigerator Baby Part 2! Still Think We’re Awful For Putting A 15 Year Old On Blast?

Lynn Refrigerator Baby Part 2! Still Think We’re Awful For Putting A 15 Year Old On Blast?

 

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Earlier this month we wrote about two 15 year old morons who put a baby in the fridge while “babysitting.” Then they laughed, closed the door and posted it to SnapChat while the infant screamed because apparently in Lynn “babysitting” requires you to be a teenage sociopath.

***TURTLERIDER WHO SENT US THE VIDEO OF THE GIRLS JUMPING ON THE BED! I LOST IT SOMEWHERE IN MY TURTLE SHELL! PLEASE RE-SEND IT!***

Ok, anyway!

Her mom, Deanna Brogna (who is a next level lardbooger) went on her VERY public Facebook to openly defend her crotch-pheasant and spew a bunch of grammar diarrhea about how WE DON’T KNOW THE FACKS!

Remember this chick? She’s the fartbox mom who boasts about how she “smells like a fruit cup”, talks smack about chicks who have had abortions, rants about how drug addicts deserve to die, says “white girls stay winning always”, insinuates that Middle Eastern people are goat fuckers, etc. Basically she’s a rancid garbage can walking around on 2 legs who thinks she’s better than everyone.

Deanna came out full throttle and said that she could have gotten us more views if she wrote the TB article herself and entertained the idea of going on TB live.

I would have LOVED for her to call into TB Live but instead she ran her crusty knob socket, deleted her Facebook and went into hiding after our article was viewed hundreds of thousands of times. Shame.

Now, we had a handful of readers who claimed we were terrible, terrible turtles for publicly exposing her daughter because she’s underage. Unfortunately, Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae doesn’t give a flying Frigidaire that her bratnugget is under 18. If anything, I’m performing a public service before anyone hires her to babysit their children. If you’re down with your precious bundle of joy being shoved into a household appliance then by all means, give her a ring. Just do yourself a favor, empty your dishwasher and watch these videos beforehand:

Oh, and here’s Belle giving her buddy a blunt shotgun.

*cue angelic symphony*

I’d leave my Turtle-tots with the broad from The Hand That Rocks The Cradle before I let Belle and her friend Carie McCuish babysit. (That’s idiot #2 from the original fridge video in case you were wondering.) These kids are awful and if that makes me an asshole for shouting it from the rooftops then whatever.

Carie slid under the radar initially but since the internet is forever it didn’t take long to find her. She’s from Swampscott and her and her sister/friends landed themselves at the police station AGAIN after they started threatening Belle to take the rap for stuffing her baby niece in fridge. 

Let’s get one thing clear. It doesn’t matter which one of them physically put the baby in the refrigerator and which one recorded it. The blame is 50/50 and they’re both awful. It’s a shame their friendship has fizzed out. I was really hoping they’d join the Peace Corps to fight world hunger together someday.. Or be bunk-buddies at MCI. Tomato-Tomahto.

I guess B.F.F. means Baby Fridge Festivities.

When Belle gets busted for being at parties and tells cops not “don’t fuckin touch me” Deanna is a “proud” mama bear because her kid doesn’t mess around with any substances.

Turtle Tip! If you’re defending your vag-goblin on Facebook and claiming they’re a model citizen you should make sure their Instagram, Snapchat and Facebook accounts are suspended before you make yourself look like an idiot. MAYBE you could even go a step further, do some good ol’ fashioned parenting and monitor them periodically. Perhaps that way you can ensure they aren’t, oh I dunno, posting photos of their asses hanging out and uploading videos calling each other pussies and dropping the n*bomb.

Alas, Deanna quickly changed her tune from “my family is fine” to pointing the finger at Belle’s father and stepmother for “ruining” her daughter.

It seems that even though Deanna had custody of Belle up until a few years ago, it’s everyone else’s fault she’s become an intolerable menace. Dad can’t handle her (keep in mind he’s a corrections officer and Belle’s stepmom works for DCF) and Deanna doesn’t want her back. So what’s the solution? Sign her over to grandma! Problem solved! In Deanna’s world, instead of stepping up to the plate and being a fucking parent, she can just drop her kid off on someone else’s doorstep. That way she can get back to whoring her phony image on social media and boasting about how wonderful she is.

Douche.

Yes, kids are going to screw up. They’re going to do stupid things, say stupid things, hang out with other stupid kids and drive their parents insane. This isn’t a new trend. Teenagers suck. But you know who sucks more? Irresponsible adults who can’t be bothered to nip that shit in the bud before it escalates. Kids don’t just turn into evil spawn-nuggets overnight like Macaulay Culkin in The Good Son. The timeline of child development doesn’t go: diapers, kindergarten, shoving babies in appliances. Sorry, it doesn’t work like that. Perhaps all that blueberry scented hair gel seeped into Deanna’s brain and that’s why she has the comprehension of a used colostomy bag.

Fortunately, Deanna’s sister sent messages telling her side of the story. Bonnie is the mother of the baby in question and was crucified by the MSM. Her take is as follows:

There you go. Teenagers being shitheads, being raised by shitheads. Caries parents lawyered up, Deanna now accepts zero responsibility for her daughter and Dad/Stepmom can’t hack it. Let’s all give them a slow round of applause and place bets on how long it takes for one of them to start a Go Fund Me. I’m sure there are plenty of hard working people just dying to cough up $$ for counseling because a bunch of crapper-keepers can’t figure out how to adult.

We’ve got TONS of other messages, screenshots and information about this story including some fascinating commentary from Belle’s other aunt AND her loony-toon uncle. (I bet you can’t guess what his favorite sports-ball team is!)

Stay tuned for part 3. If you have anything you want to contribute, email me at MerrimackValleyTurtleBae@gmail.com or message us on Facebook.

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Anonymous
    August 24, 2021 at 8:53 am

    This girl is a crackhead now. She has schizophrenia and thinks she has sexual relationships with joe Biden.

  • I'll Fuck Anything
    September 3, 2017 at 2:19 am

    Ghetto or not, that Deanna broad is sort of hot

  • Sara
    September 2, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    You could not be more spot on with these girls an their mothers. These 2 girls are 2 of the meanest bullies! They spread lies an rumors about other kids an then go lie an cry to there parents when it’s done to them. An Carries mom runs to the school like her child is innocent instead of accepting the fact her kid is a trouble maker an no one wants there children around either of these drug smoking alcohol drinking bullies! Belle has been a brat since way before she went to swampscott! An she gets applauded for being a lil ! An her mother is a liar! She knew her kid was caught at parties smoking weed drinking alcohol an instead of reprimanding her she posted to deny it. Kids are not perfect especially at this age but these girls are druggy abusive lil boy crazy pigs cause they haven’t been taught any better! Spot on turtle boy. An the father is a correctional officer step mom is a Dcf worker an Deanna lost her job as a teacher thank God. An they all are in denial an point the finger instead of looking in the mirror!

  • Ryan
    September 2, 2017 at 8:06 am

    Oooh they’re almost legal!!

  • Kerri Bishop
    hahahaohreally
    September 2, 2017 at 3:14 am

    15 year olds in stripper heals and skin tight mini skirts. WTF happened to Lisa Frank Stickers and keds??

  • fo real
    September 1, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    Aunt needs to pack up Zaylee and move far, far away from these psychopaths and sociopaths.

    BTW – where is DCF and are they investigating the psycho, under-parented 15 year old love birds?

  • Burgling turts
    September 1, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    Belle is clearly getting ready for her Bettys audition in 3 years, her and mum can work the same shifts and save on gas.

  • Noseface
    September 1, 2017 at 8:11 am

    Yeah, she has an intolerable, ghetto attitude, but she really is a cutie. I would love to sling a couple ropes across that face.

    • Stunt Penis
      September 1, 2017 at 10:46 am

      This is why women were meant to be seen and not heard.

      (ducking… 🙂 )

  • The Rant Queen
    September 1, 2017 at 7:57 am

    If their story was “believable” why didnt Bonnie tell the story they told her? She completely skimmed over that part. They probably denied it and she believed them. How do you make a believable story to get out of putting a baby in the fridge and posting a video of it? “Oh we just pretended to put her in the fridge, they just took the video too seriously!” Right? Lmao if this woman is that gullible, she probably shouldnt let anyone babysit. Ever. Im just glad that baby is okay.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 1, 2017 at 7:47 am

    Mom looks like she should be taking facial videos and posting them to pornhub.

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