Turtleboy Investigates

Taxpayer Are Now Paying For A Full Time Detail At Karyn Polito’s COVID Party House Because Rip Van Trooper Christ Dougherty Let A Psychopath Walk Into Charlie Baker’s House While Working A Detail


A bunch of turtle riders messaged us over the weekend to ask why there’s state troopers stationed outside of Karyn Polito’s family compound on Lake Quinsig in Shrewsbury.

You may recall that in May the Lt. Governor admitted to attending a huge family bash at her brother’s house next door, despite telling citizens that they must stay home for Memorial Day weekend. She claimed it was outdoors only, and that everyone was socially distanced. But witnesses said there were at least 40 people, no masks, and the party was both inside and outside.

Anyway, lots of people wanted to know why the Lt. Governor is now getting a full time detail. Are the cops there to enforce the new COVID protocols, given her well documented history of participating in super spreader events? Not quite. Turns out it was a reaction to this

The man accused of brazenly breaking into Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker’s home last week walked through an unlocked door and left behind an envelope of documents before being questioned by authorities, court documents show. According to the court documents, Danvers resident Lane Forman allegedly drove into the driveway of the governor’s Swampscott home around 2:35 p.m. on Oct. 7 before walking through an unlocked side door. Forman is accused of entering the home and leaving a manila envelope on the floor of an interior entryway leading to the kitchen, the documents said. The envelope, addressed to Baker, allegedly contained a letter to the governor as well as several documents and photos.

First lady Lauren Baker and the couple’s daughter were in the house at the time, according to the court documents. A police trooper allegedly spotted Forman — who the court documents said was known to police — and approached him. Forman allegedly responded by saying, “DON’T F—-WITH ME CHARLIE TOLD ME TO DROP THIS OFF,” the documents said.  Forman told a judge the entire incident is a misunderstanding and his lawyer said he hopes to have him out on bail by the weekend.

It’s because this lunatic walked right by Charlie Parker’s paid MSP detail and went into this house with an envelope when Charlie wasn’t home.

But no one has ever really asked how the hell such an obvious security breach happens when there’s a full time security detail at the house, who the State Trooper was that allowed this to happen, or what the punishment was.

The answer, according to trusted sources, is that Sgt. Christopher Dougherty fell asleep on the job. His salary last year was $241,770.33, with over $66K coming from details by getting paid to sit outside Charlie Baker’s house and do nothing.

Now, as a result of his fuck up, for which he was not disciplined, the taxpayers must also pay for another detail to be at Karyn Polito’s house. Had he just done his job the guy never would’ve gotten in and the Shrewsbury detail would not be necessary.

what makes this even more insane is that the troopers doing the detail at Baker’s house should’ve been on high alert recently, considering the death threats against Gretchen Whitmer in Michigan, as well as the almost daily protests outside his house between black lives matter assholes and Diana Ploss merry band of morons.

Last month a bunch of activists from Boston protesting the de facto legalization of heroin on meth mile dumped a bunch of syringes on his walkway.

Baker’s wife said it was frightening to have this happened, and somehow got a restraining order against the guy who dumped the needles, because apparently free speech doesn’t exist when you’re protesting tyrants. Yet her husband is the governor of a state that allows junkies to shoot up in broad daylight and leave their used needles all over the South End of Boston. Oh well, as long as it’s not in her neighborhood it’s not “frightening.”

Either way, security should’ve been at an all time high. Instead some hack trooper making a quarter of a million dollars a year in taxpayer money didn’t do his job, which in turn cost the taxpayers more money by necessitating a detail at Polito’s compound. Business as usual over at the most corrupt organization in the state.




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71 Comment(s)
  • Dave homan
    November 11, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    Did I just read that the bail bond bitches (all white guilt cunts) just bailed lane out ?

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      November 11, 2020 at 9:26 pm

      You did!!!

  • Jack
    Mass. hacks
    November 10, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    Baker, Polito and the cops are state employees. That’s a red flag instantly. The state cop works so much overtime and details. How can he even keep awake while on duty? Accident waiting to happen!

    November 10, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Don’t worry. If you ever need a cop, there’s always one resting up in the governor’s driveway… getting paid way too much because most cops I know would sleep in the governor’s driveway for half that!

  • Aidans Mom
    November 10, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Still tackling those hard hitting stories “little aidan” . Pullitzer is right around the corner, I’m sure.

    • Mastiff squint
      November 11, 2020 at 11:12 pm

      Fuck the hacks of the commonwelth of Massachusetts!

  • Snowflake Hunter
    November 10, 2020 at 10:00 am

    The snowflakes today get $15 + and hour to show up late (if at all), complain constantly, stare at their cell phones all day long, and push whatever moronic “values” they’ve been told to have from the communist pig “teachers” they have. These losers have no chance in hell if they think they can survive what’s coming.

    • Aidans Mom
      November 10, 2020 at 12:08 pm

      You are nothing, and no one is concerned about you trash.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Alex Reimer
    November 10, 2020 at 9:08 am

    Tune into Callahan’s podcast today if you’re ready to fag out! Yes I will be joining my beautiful old queen Gerry! It will be so fucking gay!

  • Oprah’s Fupa
    November 10, 2020 at 12:18 am

    Personally, I don’t care if our cities burn as long as these two are safe.

    I don’t care if the Marines are out there— lock the fucking door!

  • Dear Mrs Baker
    November 10, 2020 at 12:08 am

    Wait so Charlie Bakers wife got a restraining order against someone dumping needles? But it’s okay for people to shoot up drugs in broad daylight and in hospital bathrooms Her husband is one of the reasons why these drug addicts collect and get high all day. Well if that’s not hypocritical I’m not sure what is. I’m sorry Mrs. Baker, but you are nothing but privileged, clueless and you need a reality check

    • Charlie lives in a box
      November 10, 2020 at 10:28 pm

      I’ll gladly go dump needles on Bakers lawn. A restraining order, who cares? If a bunch of people do it, how many restraining orders can they get? It’s not like she actually really saw them or didn’t have her Mexican Gardner clean them up. Maybe they were some of her predator, fucked up son’s? Did the poor woman he sexually assaulted get a restraining order from that loser? Oh wait no one is allowed to talk about that. Fuck the Baker’s they only care about themselves.

  • caveman
    November 10, 2020 at 12:07 am

    Given that his salary is well over $150,000 a year, WE shouldn’t be paying for shit. That MF wants a god damn security detail, he can pay for that shit himself! I make less than $50,000 a year right now and I’m funding his detail??? FUCK THAT!

  • Do The Reich Thing
    November 9, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    What is going on in PA? First, Real Clear Politics has removed PA from the Biden/Harris total putting them below 270 AND now the PA legislature (Republican controlled) is demanding an audit before seating electors. Better start boarding up Newbury street again.

    • babygirldiane285
      November 9, 2020 at 10:23 pm

      Harambe mad now. Harambe break things.

  • Badge Bunny
    November 9, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    Never believe the first story that comes out. Mrs. Baker is the first girl to have a thing for a man in a uniform. Check the sheets for the DNA evidence.

    • Guinea Geisha
      November 9, 2020 at 11:52 pm

      MmmmHmmm… she’s not the first girl to let a cop use the backdoor either.

  • Hank Stoltze
    November 9, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    WTAG A.M 580 Jim Polito radio show 5:00 a.m. M-F . Karen’s biggest ( literally and figuratively-total fat ass) Give him a call , it’s a listener participation show -NOT ! . 508 755-0058

  • Former Dem for TRUMP
    November 9, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    I thought the MSP detail stayed with the governor. If the governor was not at his house, neither was a trooper. When did this change?

  • Pie eyed piper
    November 9, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    I think this story is fucking hilarious!

  • Sgt Klukas, MDC Police Ret
    November 9, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    A letter and photos?! Quick get the bomb squad! Charlie’s head will explode if he has to read a letter!

  • Just Sayin’
    November 9, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    Any proof this guy was asleep or just anonymous tips? I know people don’t like Baker but he is leaps and bounds better than our last governor. Deval Patrick was the nail in the coffin for Massachusetts. Just like Obama was to the rest of the country

  • Boe Jiden
    Charlie Parker...
    November 9, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Apparently did not make Joseph Stalin errr Biden’s cut for a cushy position. As pointed out by his non-vote for President. Sour Grapes in a vinegar jar. But hey, he still has his executive stay at home orders. Perhaps he could have saved the stay in bed Nursing Home patients.
    Did not happen, the asymptomatic rule the “case load” now.
    Celebrate Thanksgiving with 10+ people or more.
    The Government fuckery will never cease otherwise.

  • Vincent Errichettie
    November 9, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    She is the Lt. Governor, she gets a detail based on the current social and political climate. Yes a whack job broke into the Governor’s personal home . It sucks to live in a time when people drive to your house a protest outside , it’s an affluent area . They get 24/7 details end of story . Like a lot of Americans The Covid has screwed up my brand and business. I was coming out with my own hot sauce I was going to sell it at Julios in Westborough. I’m dealing with it you should to !

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      November 9, 2020 at 7:28 pm

      He didn’t break in. Fuckin’ Lauren didn’t lock the goddamned door. Anyhoo she loves male company because Charlie is a limp dick.

      • Guinea Geisha
        November 10, 2020 at 2:45 am

        Erectile dysfunction must be pretty devastating. Poor Charlie can barely get ahold of himself.

      • just saying
        November 14, 2020 at 4:53 am

        Breaking and entering is different from a break in, legally speaking.
        You can break and enter through an unlocked door.

    • Boe Jiden
      November 9, 2020 at 8:02 pm

      Is it not great that we collectively no longer have to hear about BLM?
      It’s fantastic, thank God that shit is over. I mean woah, those assholes who prop them up for political gain. 3 more years until the indoctrinated rear their ugly head again. Go back into hibernation and await the for the tendril of nerves to activate again.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        November 11, 2020 at 12:22 am

        Maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll destroy their own neighborhoods (and, in turn, themselves) first.

    • Julio's in Westbrook
      November 9, 2020 at 8:10 pm

      Wasn’t that supposed to be a Buttercup speak-easy?

  • SGT Barnes
    November 9, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    And the next son of a bitch I catch copping “Z”s in the bush, I’m personally gonna take an interest in seeing him suffer. I shit you not.

    Doc, tag him and bag him.

  • Judge dread
    November 9, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Kristi Noem, the bad ass conservative Gov from SD, is sick house. So yesterday she destroyed CNN Mika and Stepanolpulus or how ever you pronounce that Greek asshole’s name…. but she destroyed him live on air about voter fraud…

    But that is not why I’m posting this, she said a couple years ago that she declined a State Police security detail, because she packs heat and famously said “I am my own security detail” at a presser.

    And in her spare time she herds bison on the high plains of SD on horse back, and oh yah she is pretty hot too.

  • Done with this shit
    November 9, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Ok- someone got by bakers guard – what does that have to do with polito? What justification is there for her to have a highly trained baby sitter at the family compound? No reason for this

  • hank voight
    November 9, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    If this Trooper who allowed this breach to happen, if he was on my watch, his ass would be grass.

  • Straight faks yo
    November 9, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    A bit long but it’s a good read.

    Nither one of them should have a police detail. They make the citizens in this state live in fear and shit so they should too also live in fear and shit.
    I don’t want to hear any excuses about the cop falling asleep either. Get out of your fucking cruiser and do 40 jumping Jack’s, go for a walk around the property, run around in a circle, at least playtend that you’re doing something. There is no damn excuse for falling asleep on the job! You make the many good cops out there look like shit.
    Bro dude if you read this learn some fucking work ethic and take some pride. Falling asleep on the job is something weak pussy people do and its unacceptable.

    O and since me and parker’s daughter are a few years apart and because parker likes to fuck other peoples kids in the ass. I’m going to have to go and put the charm on her as fucking ugly as she is. it’s only fair if I charm her till im, you know the rest, use your imagination! obviously it will be on video with her consent, a fake name and condom while my face is blurred out. Dont want parker getting all mad at me and trying to have me charged and ruin my life because I turned his ugly daughter out. Parker about to be known as the rhino who has a bootyhoe for a daughter. He is already known for having a predator as a son. Little pussy bitch he is. Hiding behind the police because he knows that people want to string him up.
    And how pathetic is the wife for using the courts for a r/o. As if parker didnt use his power for that one. I could see if it was a hpo but an r/o which is used in family or domestic situations. Aferican American Gentleman Please. The judge should be stung up for abuse of power for granting that one! I’m not saying dude who dumped the pins on their sidewalk is in the right, but, I’m also not saying he is wrong either.
    Both parker and the judge are peices of shit for that one. Hey its Massachusetts so you can only count on the judges and parker being peices of shit.

    for all you delusional biden freaks out there. Hes not the president so I dont know what you’re celebrating about lmfao. The media does not call the president you ass clowns. the election commission does. Once again you have been lied to by the MSM but you’re too stupid to even know it. since none of the voter counts have been certified and with the overwhelming evidence of voter fraud that has been committed. The election commission has not named a president yet fucking idiots. Pedophile joe is not your, my, or the countries president no matter how many times you or the media says it. BUTTTT DONALD J TRUMP STILL IS HaHaHaHaHa. we all know the pedocrats are delusional so if partying in the street makes you feel better about being lied too once again, than have at it. Just stop talking about muhhh covid aids is going to get me sick shit and we will be good.

    O and here is a video for all you pedocrats out there. It will clear up your delusions and misconceptions of biden being president, Suckasss..
    You Awesome and Beautiful conservatives out there should watch it too.

  • Wake up
    November 9, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Charlie baker is an out of control tyrant who’s doing the bidding of big gov, big pharma, and big business. Wake up we are being trained to obey

  • Officer Favra
    November 9, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    Ever wonder why on paid details the local cops are always outside standing, directing traffic and whatever but just being visible but the Staties are always snug inside their climate controlled SUV’s and surfing their IPhones while traffic clogs for miles on whatever state road they work on?

  • Kim Nelligan
    November 9, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Can I ground score that pile of spikes on the sidewalk?

  • Jane Goodall
    November 9, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    Dont let the fine weather with cool breezes lull you to sleep.The chimpanzees
    are ready to hunt the Capuchins. Urban areas should be avoided.You have been warned.

    • @Jane Goodall
      November 9, 2020 at 4:20 pm

      We all have a few questions. 1. How did you put up with the smell, being so close?
      2. How did you not contract the simian AIDS?
      3. Is it true that they were just about to turn their lives around? Fascinating research Dr.

      • Jane Goodall
        November 9, 2020 at 4:47 pm

        I learned many valuable life lessons in my years at Gombe Stream.

  • Highrise hater
    November 9, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    If I were a cop guarding these a**holes I’d fall asleep too!

  • Taxpayer Value
    November 9, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    Does anyone think it’s obscene this guy is taking in $250k/year (plus a defined benefit pension no one in the private sector gets)? I know doctors who make less than that and it’s a lot harder to find someone who can make it through med school than make it through the academy. I know plenty of security people at my building who work for one of the private security companies and they’re polite, punctual, professional and I assume have no criminal record and they make $20/hour. I’m sure they’d be happy to do the state cop’s job for $60k/year plus bennies. So what is going on here? And don’t tell me it’s because the job is dangerous. Working on a farm is something like 15x more dangerous because of all the heavy equipment injuries and working on a lobster boat is like 30x more dangerous. Fire all the cops, find cheaper replacements and cut the income/sales taxes.

    • Bub
      November 9, 2020 at 5:23 pm

      What’s your profession?

      • North of the Border
        November 10, 2020 at 9:31 am


        A–OOOO! A–OOOO! A–OOOO!

        You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.

        Little Antifa cucks out there might wanna remember that, too.

  • Boston Irish
    No. Ni@@@er zone
    November 9, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Jealous? Couldn’t pass the test?

    • Jimmy is that you?
      November 9, 2020 at 5:08 pm

      You say the same shit over and over. You’re like that 1 butt plug in your boyfriend’s nightstand draw. Old, stale and smelly. Come up with some better material. You sound like a disgruntled cop who was fired. You were fired for something stupid but still claim to be one of the boys. We all know your type. You’re like the Ex Chelsea detective Atkins who was fired for embezzlement but still pretends hes a cops. The irony of that is hes black and uses the same racial slurs as you did. His daughters are both pigs and one got knocked up by a dope fiend.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 9, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    I wonder what kind of pictures Uncle Fester was dropping off for Führer Baker? My guess is pictures of Marty Walsh in a whipped cream bikini

    • They are both fags
      November 9, 2020 at 5:18 pm

      Nahh it was pictures of him and marrrtayy pink panties sharing a pink double side dildo in their azzes

    • Guinea Geisha
      November 9, 2020 at 11:44 pm

      The contents of that envelope could be the thrilla in manila we’ve all been waiting for.

  • Joe Biden*
    November 9, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Nice little cottage you got there my friend Charlie Parker.So you left
    the presidential portion of your ballot blank I heard? Wink..Wink..

  • Osiris
    November 9, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    I have heard rumors that Mrs. Polito likes to stroll around her mansion in the buff, and is often seen winking her turdcutter at the neighbors.

  • It’s who you know, not what you know
    November 9, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Detail work at the gov’s house, wonder how many signs held on Saturday mornings and election donations that gig took…

  • Austin
    November 9, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Bad guys can just come in from the lake in back. There is even an island to dock at.

  • Kate peter
    November 9, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Doesn’t show up for days and then two terrible articles first day back.
    Bring back katherine peter content or something man. The blog is a hurting unit right now.

    • Shut up you smelly foul mouthed slut
      November 9, 2020 at 5:16 pm

      Kate where are your kids? I bet you would know if you were not such a junkalope. What kind of mother gives her kids away willingly.
      A peice of shit who would rather shoot dope and beat her boyfriend then cry wolf to the police. A mother who chooses fentanyl over her own flesh and blood. Take a dive off the Tobin already. No one likes you ya half cent skank!

  • Holocaust
    November 9, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Blue and Jew lives don’t matter.

    • You know what does matter?
      November 9, 2020 at 4:11 pm

      The big load I shot all over your mom’s face this morning before my shift. Hell it mattered to her!

      Yours sincerely,

      Office Goldstein

  • bill fleming
    November 9, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Troopers and cops should be commended for the great work they do on traffic details. Not one manhole has been stolen while they have been on guard.

  • randiguy2006
    November 9, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    That didn’t take long.

    Biden elected and TB’s now for police reform!

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Yo Momma
      November 9, 2020 at 5:24 pm

      Try to keep up Butt Boy. Cops protecting us good. Cops ripping us off bad. Even for a retard like you this should be clear.

  • randiguy2006
    Fuck the blue line.
    November 9, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Agreed, cops suck.

    • Yeah but....
      November 9, 2020 at 4:05 pm

      …you suck more!

  • Go Boston Boons Go
    November 9, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    A total of 13 primates were shot, one fatally, in six separate incidents in Boston over the weekend, according to police.

    The violent stretch began late Friday night when police were called to 11 Creighton St. in Jamaica Plain for a report of shots fired around 11 p.m. There, they found three chimps suffering from gunshot wounds. All were taken to hospitals, where one of them, an adult primate later died. The other two victims were believed to have nonlife-threatening injuries, police said in a press release.

    On the way to the hospital, authorities

    • Steven Steiner
      November 9, 2020 at 5:38 pm

      Jane Goodall needs to teach these primates, proper trigger control and aiming skills. They waste so much precious ammo. Body bags are cheaper than 1 round of 9mm these days.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Laurie Lightfoot
      November 10, 2020 at 7:43 am

      13 shootins’ ain’t shit you white mutha fucka. Only 1 got kilt you stoopit ass cracka.

      • Joe Solar Future Biden
        November 10, 2020 at 9:22 am

        Dats cause nigbas cant do anything right. I didnt want hunter near the urban jungle

  • Narcileptic
    November 9, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    I know I will catch a LOT of shit for this comment, but when I was 22 I took a temp job making $10/hour as a security guard. My job was to sit at a construction site all day and not let cars go down a closed road. They were putting in new sewer pipes so there was a huge hole in the road where they were working. Even if someone got by me, they would have to turn around unless they wanted to drive into a 10 foot deep hole. Staying awake on that job was extremely difficult. And I’ll be honest, there were a few times I may or may not have taken a quick catnap. So even though I know the trooper is in the wrong, there is a part of me that understands how difficult it is. I know, I’m a sad excuse for a man.

    P.S. If the state would like to hire me to sit in front of King Baker’s house, I am a lot cheaper than the Mass State Police and promise to sleep 50% less than them too.

    • Uncle Junior
      November 9, 2020 at 2:45 pm

      The fuck you want, a boutonniere?

    • $10/hr?
      November 9, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      You got boofed, my friend. Security details usually pay better than that.

      • Narcileptic
        November 9, 2020 at 4:55 pm

        It was 1993. $10/hour was okay money for a 22 year old. I’m doing much better now. I negotiated with my boss for $15/hour and he said he would promise to do it within the next couple years. I’ve come a long way since 1993.

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