• Southbridge Chumpelstiltskin Records Himself Telling State Trooper He’s Not Giving Him His License And He’s Not Under Arrest Because He “Feel For My Danger”

    Southbridge Chumpelstiltskin Records Himself Telling State Trooper He’s Not Giving Him His License And He’s Not Under Arrest Because He “Feel For My Danger” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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    Do NOT Call This Notorious Framingham Town Asshole About His Blog Calling Deceased Trooper Matthew Daigle A “Stupid Terrorist” Whose “Worthless Carcass” Was Dragged All Over Town

    Do NOT Call This Notorious Framingham Town Asshole About His Blog Calling Deceased Trooper Matthew Daigle A “Stupid Terrorist” Whose “Worthless Carcass” Was Dragged All Over Town Want to advertise…

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    WCVB Interviews Local Anti-Cop, Pro-Cop Killer Cheesehog Tara Brooks, Who Says She’s Scared For Her Life By A State Trooper She’s Been Stalking And Harassing For Years

    WCVB Interviews Local Anti-Cop, Pro-Cop Killer Cheesehog Tara Brooks, Who Says She’s Scared For Her Life By A State Trooper She’s Been Stalking And Harassing For Years Want to advertise…

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    Legendary Springfield Stripper Princeza Aponte Arrested Again (With Pants On This Time) For Driving With Cocaine, Laughing At State Troopers, Trying To Drive Away

    Princeza, the legendary Springfield stripper, was arrested AGAIN this week, and as usual the arrest report was filled with hilarity. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Colrain Man Who Drove Drunk On Rims, Passed Out In Car, Is So Colrain It Hurts

    We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible: Wormtown Brewery, Union Tavern, Scavone Plumbing,  Bennie’s Cafe, Craftech Restoration, JJM Insurance, Smokestack Urban Barbecue, Attorney Michael Erlich, H-S…

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  • Heidi Wellman For Senate

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