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State Police Put Drunken Trooper Angela Guerrera On A DUI Checkpoint Out Of Andover Barracks Tonight Despite 2017 DUI Arrest Because They Are Openly Corrupt And Don’t Give A Shit


If you’re in the Andover area tonight make sure you’re not drinking and driving, because there’s a state trooper on patrol who has a lot of experience in that field:

Oh look, Trooper Angela Guerrera, who was arrested in 2017 for driving under the influence in Acton, has been assigned an overtime gig at a checkpoint out of Andover barracks.

Here’s her arrest report again:


It boggles my mind that the State Police continue to be this inept and openly corrupt after everything they’ve been exposed for in the last 2 years. The NERVE of them putting this woman on the road to violate your Fourth Amendment rights by harassing you while you try to drive home, despite committing no crimes, is off the charts. This is no different from Leigha Genduso doing a drug bust. If you get caught driving drunk tonight and this vapid state police passaround had anything to do with it I hope you get a good lawyer who cites this blog in court and wins. They have no right to put a drunk like this on a DUI checkpoint.


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54 Comment(s)
  • Horny Cop
    May 20, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    I want to see her dyke out with Rosie O’Donnell’s lady friend.

  • Trooper. Tom Janeznak
    May 20, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    That skinny albino K9 trooper pulled me over before for doing 70 in a 65 and gave me a ticket. Wonder is that ugly down sydrome looking mother fucker is tagging the Spanish swinging boozebag too? Hahahaha

    • AD
      May 21, 2019 at 6:03 pm

      If you get a ticket for 5mph over, you are probably an arrogant douche.

  • Jack
    May 19, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    No surprise in this state. That’s how things are run in Mass. If one knows the state well, this is just another day in the neighborhood.

  • Me Sooo Hoarnnney
    May 19, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    • Michael S Goodman
      May 29, 2019 at 12:25 pm

      Just like NJ !!

  • Healey,,, maura Healey. 003 and5/8
    May 19, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Having her on the detail pretty much ensures a walk for anyone they grab up, with a good lawyer.

  • Lincoln Hawk
    May 19, 2019 at 9:57 am

    What a shame that the Department has transgressed into some cheap side show at the circus. How did it ever become that the exception to the rule would be to find one of its members who is an honest and ethical?

  • D
    May 18, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    Lt Dick Hunter is supervising the detail she will be fine.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    May 18, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Unfortunately we are becoming a banana republic where the entire government is a criminal enterprise whose only purpose is to confiscate private property and put it in their own pockets. We should blow up the whole thing and start over.

  • Mr. Meat Puppet, put her there...
    May 18, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    The real cops are awesome and they don’t need little blue line flags to prove they are real men and women. The dirty cops, and there are way too many here in Massachusetts, are in it for the benefits and pensions only. Dirty cops, the ones who steal, cheat, abuse, and basically hurt other good cops, are the lowest form of life on the planet. And who does anything about it here? We have a governor who’s a pandering dickhead. Senators who are from another planet. An Attorney General who is mixed up in her ongoing temper tantrums regarding national issues. A local FBI that’s outstanding and beyond reproach — no, just kidding, they also suck donkey balls. So, nobody. It’s disgraceful. (U.S. Attorney Andrew Lelling is working hard, but he’s overextended…) Fuck, this lawless state sucks! Are we having fun yet? I know I’m not.

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    May 18, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    Maybe she thinks they can keep all the booze they confiscate…

  • randiguy2006
    This again?
    May 18, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Obsessed much?

  • Jefe
    May 18, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    This should come as a surprise to not a single person who knows anything about the MSP. The butch dyke Baker put in charge won’t do shit to fix the culture, bc she is unable to. At this point, the culture of the MSP is so tainted, that you’d need to disband and completely start over.

    Speaking of taint, Guerrera loves it in the pooper. Loves being spit roasted as well. She’s a deviant of severe proportion

    • Carlos Danger
      May 18, 2019 at 9:36 pm

      I like the disband part. We don’t need the MSP. They’re useless.

  • My Goodness
    May 18, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Why all the anti cop comments today. MSNBC or the Young Turks site down? Not what we would expect here

  • Mr. Wood
    May 18, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Mr. Wood..would. Only if drunk of course.

  • JR
    May 18, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    The state police actually all police are so corrupt but in regards to the state police they are backed up by the governor he loves them and will do anything to protect them. The State Police are the governor’s personal guard.

    • Must Have Failed the Test
      May 18, 2019 at 3:17 pm

      What do you do for work?

  • Ebenezer
    May 18, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    At least she’s a good tipper.

  • SalO’Mal
    May 18, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    It’s almost like they know there will be no consequences…

  • M H
    May 18, 2019 at 11:59 am

    MSP: Corruptus in Totalis
    Serving and protecting ourselves.

    • Thin Blue Line Right Up Your Ass
      May 21, 2019 at 7:11 am

      Amen. I couldn’t have said it better myself. It’s all about “officer safety” and fringe gang benefits these days. They couldn’t care less about the non-members, not even the ones who wave the little blue line flags along with them – the blue line fags.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    May 18, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Seems like the MSP is using the “it takes one to know one strategy” for the checkpoint details.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 18, 2019 at 11:34 am

    This empowered and innocent young woman is an inspiration to girls and women everywhere. And she sure can drink! Remember the time I drank a beer from the bottle in my kitchen?

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    May 18, 2019 at 9:56 am

    Anybody know where the checkpoint is gonna be? Asking for a friend…

  • While Privilege For Days
    May 18, 2019 at 8:59 am

    Andover? My god, my hedge fund manager lives there. Angela, if you see a sharp, older white gentleman in a 7 series with a suit that says “I fuck, but only with the lights off”, please LET THE MAN GO!

  • Mantis Toboggan M.D.
    May 18, 2019 at 8:49 am

    Hmmm…my diagnosis:
    Possible herpes with a chance of the clap. I prescribe 6 Bud Lights, a pint of Jameson and a small blue pill. Call me in 4 hours if you still have an erection and Genduso shows up

    • gofukurselv
      May 18, 2019 at 9:15 am

      Are you a real doctor or do you just play one on Turtleboys website?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 18, 2019 at 8:35 am

    If anyone sees her tonight tell her you have a few fifths of Stoli and ask her if she’s interested in a three way with you and your friend

    She’ll be up for it

  • Dick LaBone
    May 18, 2019 at 8:07 am

    She can cavity search me. Please?

  • Dick Mutherfukkin Tracy
    May 18, 2019 at 7:59 am

    The ones down voting these critical comments are probably card holding members of the Mass cop cult, unable to see beyond their insecurities and self brainwashing. Hey dickwads, we’re not saying all cops are bad. In fact, most are excellent, you self centered fucktards. What we’re saying is that the fucked up loser cops are typically promoted and protected instead of being fired. So, grow up and become real cops and do something about it, instead of sitting behind your little blue line flags like members of the Hitler Youth. Honor your fucking oath for a change! Stop crime amongst your own… and then, just maybe you can tell your grandchildren you suddenly grew a pair, instead of living like broken half cops. Make us proud!

    • We’re Wondering
      May 18, 2019 at 10:03 am

      What a stupid long winded comment. What do you do for work or for your fellow man?

      • thin blue line... YO
        May 18, 2019 at 7:47 pm

        I falsify over time records, embezzle money, employ drug dealers and money launderers, solicit sexual favors from female troopers and cover-up the crimes of my brothers and sisters in the patrol man’s union.

    • I'M A COP DAMN IT!
      May 18, 2019 at 10:10 am

      Well Mr. Tracy. You said it perfectly. Whether the half cops will hear it is another story. But as you can see by the down votes on your post, at least a few have read the truth with their own blue line flag waving eyes.


    • We're Wondering
      May 18, 2019 at 10:19 am

      Excuse me. I almost forgot to mention that I’m a pussy who enjoys watching the real cops getting undressed in the locker room. Hope that puts things in perspective.

      • Deny it or Try it
        May 18, 2019 at 12:21 pm

        Ahhhh. I see what you did there. But still no answer. Who’s the pussy?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 18, 2019 at 7:53 am

    Good job officer Frelick for arresting Angela. 99% of cops let her go when she flashes her cop badge.

    • Arch Stanton
      Beau Ballbag
      May 18, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      Or her tits.

  • Elmer Fudd.
    May 18, 2019 at 7:36 am

    should be posting the publics displeasure on the MSP FB page,,,,

  • Dick GoZinya
    May 18, 2019 at 7:18 am

    Fuck, that girl can drink!

  • Fred Marks
    Les Grossman
    May 18, 2019 at 6:53 am

    Obviously she was found not guilty. The State Police are supposed to ignore that and be sued?

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    May 18, 2019 at 6:45 am

    In the real world, she would be reassigned to counting hubcaps in the State Police garage !
    But….since she has likely fucked her way into her assignments ( like Leah Genduso), she knows where the bodies are buried. And the higher-ups that she has been fellating are terrified.

  • duane ingalls glasscock
    May 18, 2019 at 6:27 am

    not to worry, our esteemed governor will fix all this by appointing a left handed lesbian Eskimo with a lisp as the new state police commander

    • Carlos the computer
      May 18, 2019 at 2:39 pm

      Ahhh. The good ole days.

  • Top turtle fan
    May 18, 2019 at 6:06 am

    Should I bring my receipt from the pub I’ll be at to show them ? I could just tell them to talk to Angela, she’ll vouch I’m o.k. to drive…right?

  • Dick Buttkiss
    May 18, 2019 at 1:59 am

    Typical Massachusetts police bullshit. Some police believe they are above the law and the people they are paid to serve. Corrupt cops are these biggest gang in this corrupt state.

    • See It With Your Own Eyes
      May 18, 2019 at 1:19 pm

      So there are a lot of dirty cops?
      Do you think it might be the hiring process and politicians making them hire a special interest group?
      For all the cops in Massachusetts we don’t have many “dirty” ones
      But that’s just my opinion and it’s an educated one

    • Eat a Dick
      May 18, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      And you do what as a profession?

      • Colonel Richard Simmons MSP
        May 18, 2019 at 7:39 pm

        I interview and higher corrupt dirty cops who eat dicks.

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    May 18, 2019 at 1:31 am

    Her adversity score is high especially with her previous DUI snd hood background. She should be promoted over all hard working white troopers.

    • Gone it 25
      May 19, 2019 at 9:42 am

      She will be. She’s being protected

  • Wow. That’s Bad
    May 18, 2019 at 1:03 am


    • So bad it's good
      May 19, 2019 at 5:08 pm

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