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State Police Are Paying For Gravy Dumpster Former Union Boss Dana Pullman’s Legal Fees After He Stole Their Union Dues And Spent It On His Mistress, New Union Boss Calls Out E-Board Members For Allowing It



Last month Dana Pullman, the former President of the Massachusetts State Police union, was arrested by the feds for some pretty serious crimes:

The FBI said its investigation revealed that from at least 2012 and continuing until Pullman’s resignation as union president in September 2018, Pullman, Lynch and others “were involved in a scheme and a conspiracy to defraud the union membership through fraud and deceit, including Pullman’s receipt of illegal bribes and kickbacks from Lynch and the lobbying firm.” The investigation also found that Pullman, Lynch and others were involved in a scheme and a conspiracy to defraud two companies seeking to do business with the state of money and property.

While serving as union president, the FBI said Pullman “frequently embezzled and misused” union funds for his own personal use through a union debit card, frequent union expense reimbursement checks and by circumventing the role of the union’s governing board.

“As president of SPAM, we believe Pullman wielded a union like a criminal enterprise, running it like an old school mob boss to steal tens of thousands of dollars from the union,” said Joseph Bonavolonta, FBI Special Agent in Charge of the Boston office. 

He allegedly used the union credit card to pay for meals, flowers, travel and gifts for an individual he was having a romantic relationship with, including $4,400 in flowers and gifts and $8,000 in personal meals in the Boston area. Pullman also allegedly spent $468 — including $150 on caviar alone — on a lunch at Marea, a Michelin Star restaurant in New York City, that he falsely claimed was a National Trooper Coalition meeting. Other expenses charged to the union included a $3,000 trip to Miami, including a stay at the Palms Hotel, $2,000 in iTunes charges, $40,000 in expense reimbursement checks and the lease of a 2017 Chevrolet Suburban valued at $75,760.

How old and out of touch with reality do you have to be to spend $2,000 on iTunes? That’s even more unforgivable than the $468 caviar lunch he had with his mistress. Come on bro, you’re a fat union bro from Worcester. We all know you don’t actually like caviar. You could’ve just gotten a steak, but that’s why too blue collar. Instead you went for the caviar to impress the slampig because your fat ass got greedy.

If I were trooper and I found out my union dues were going to this gravy dumpster so he could impress a chick, I’d be furious. If anyone’s gonna spend my money on a mistress it’s gonna be me, or the guy who’s sleeping with my wife. Yet according to this letter that new union boss Mark Lynch sent out to troopers (which was then forwarded to Turtleboy), the union has paid over $900,000 in legal fees for Pullman already, AND 7 of the 12 members of the SPAM executive board agreed to OK that.


The corruption never ends folks. Good for Mark Lynch for taking a stand and calling out the 7 corrupt douchebags who are wasting the union dues of members who have already been dragged through the mud for the last two years because of hacks like Dan Risteen, Richard McKeon, Francis Hughes, and everyone else who kept their job despite being involved in hiring Leigha Genduso and covering up the arrest report for Alli Bibaud.

I don’t know who the 7 are, because the letter was sent from a burner account that doesn’t get return emails, but here’s the list of what appears to be the E-Board.

Just a reminder to the rank and file – Dana Pullman isn’t a real cop. He hasn’t been one in years. He’s a criminal who saw an opportunity to steal your money, and if you vote to give him more of your money then you’re basically his bitch. More importantly voting yes only further convinces the public that the MSP hasn’t been reformed at all, and that it’s still got plenty of bad apples the higher you go up the food chain.


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18 Comment(s)
  • 7 of the 12 members of the SPAM executive board
    September 10, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    It’s because we know we’re fucked if we don’t have that slushy dough available to us when our time comes…

  • just a duped taxpayer
    September 10, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    the shithole state of massachusetts, still charging for tolls on the mass pike,the mbta is broken,the rmv is run by lazy people,you need to pay off officials to get a pot shop open,the msp are a corrupt gang,child protective office lets kids down,judges are no good,help

  • Chuck
    September 10, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Mass, just another day in the neighborhood. Tip of the iceberg too!

  • juror seven esq.
    September 10, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Turtleboy you identify 16 troopers, the E Board, that make up the leaders of the organization. Interesting that there isn’t a female among them. Something else I’ve noticed, with all this detail work I can’t recall seeing any female troopers working road construction details.

    • Batman
      September 10, 2019 at 5:29 pm

      They are too busy banging all the other troopers in gang bangs ( remember the one a few months ago), banging their bosses ( hello Leigha), or pushin papers around as the biggest affirmative action placement hire ever ( Gilpin). What a joke. Hello Charlie ???? You there Maura??? Nah. Too busy acting disappointed and railing against trump. Cannot wait to flee this shithole.

  • M
    September 10, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    What kind of parent in any decade names their son DANA?

  • Ljs
    September 10, 2019 at 11:01 am

    This is typical in most unions now. The people at the top of the pyramid are making more money than they know what to do with, and they put all of their family members on pay roll as soon as they are out of high school. Unions have turned into what they were initially intended to protect the working man from.

  • You jerks
    September 10, 2019 at 10:02 am

    How dare you.

    Cops are heroes!

  • I’d Watch That Video
    September 10, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Why don’t these cop blockers make some videos inside the MSP barracks? Maybe pull up on a cop sleeping in his car? We’ve all seen it.

  • Jack Mehoff
    September 10, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Didn’t that A Troop guy Jenkins get arrested for DUI and almost killing his friend a few years ago ?
    I bet that he voted to pay for the union to pay Pullman’s lawyer bill !!!!!

  • Old Tom Morris
    September 10, 2019 at 9:15 am

    The charges need to be dropped. He didn’t even steal that much. He’s a good democrat and a unionized government “worker” so he should get a free pass. We all need to avert our eyes bow in deference when in the presence of government officials.

  • Dr. Ed
    September 10, 2019 at 9:12 am

    Spam-o-gram? This isn’t a parody?

  • Cool Millionaire Trooper - Go Dana
    September 10, 2019 at 8:16 am

    He may be a slob but hey, I’m all for paying good ol’ Dana. Think about it. Most of us (that support him) make a cool million every four years. Just think, if all 2,000 of us pay $500.00 we will support our brotha in his time of need. That equals an even cooler million and you can earn your contribution on one DETAIL!

  • Batman
    September 10, 2019 at 6:49 am

    The hits just keep coming. I’m so glad our governor and attorney general have been all over the state police corruption scandals. It restores your faith in government to see criminals held responsible for their misdeeds. What. A. Fucking. Joke. Thank god the feds have set up camp here in Massachusetts, because lord knows nobody else in this cesspool of a state seems to want to stop the corruption or hold anyone accountable. Assholes.

    • Andrew Lelling
      September 10, 2019 at 7:09 am

      I am the only one standing against corruption in this state.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 10, 2019 at 5:40 am

    these grunts have given new meaning to ‘pig swill’, ill defined as another rotund form of government greed, fed knee-deep at the caviar trough and common criminal.

  • Don't Forget to Tip Her
    September 10, 2019 at 1:30 am

    His mistress? I think it would be helpful if you drilled down a little further (no pun intended) for more info on that one. If she exists and is not simply a name for phony billing reimbursement purposes, any bets she’s in Stormy Daniels’s trade? Where every minute spent with such a “dancer” is on the meter, and when the cash stops the “relationship” ends.

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