We’ve published many a blog about the State Police in the past, most of it being really bad news for them. However, let’s not forget that it’s a very large organization, and most of the people in it are not stealing from the taxpayers or starting a new life after a lucrative career in drug dealing. Take for instance this video which just came to our attention of an extremely patient trooper who some hoodbooger attempted to escalate a situation with, trying to become the latest victim of police brutality. Watch:
When you try to provoke a cop into touching you for 6 minutes and can’t succeed in your endeavor, it might be time to re-examine your overall philosophy towards police in general.
To recap, before the video started filming, (vertically of course, because the cameraman is a neanderpoon) the guy filming it walked into this Kelley Square dump of a mini-mart/gas station/Dunkin Donuts, which all the junkies use to get warm before their morning defecation. He of course was blasting music that was blaring the n word, because why should he be at all inconvenienced by societal norms or basic human decency? The trooper politely asked him to turn the music down, he refused, and then he started whining about being touched, which obviously never happened.
Hoodbooger: I had music on my phone, guy tells me to lower my music. Look at him.
That guy was the best. Cracked me up the whole time. Cops are definitely getting used to being filmed all the time now, and it’s turned them into monotone robots who amuse us by not giving ratchets the reaction they were hoping for.
Hoodbooger: You wanna keep laughing right?
Does this look like a guy who doesn’t wanna keep laughing?
Hoodbooger: You talk an oath to your constitution right?
Hoodbooger: That was a good thing right there right?
I don’t think that’s how it works, but the fact that he’s humoring him in the hopes that he’ll leave is fantastic.
Cop: Sir, you’re causing a disturbance.
Hoodbooger: You’re causing a disturbance.
Does this look like a guy who isn’t causing a disturbance?
Cop: Would you like to leave now sir?
Hoodbooger: Wanna keep smiling right?
Smiling is my favorite!
Cop: Would you like to leave sir?
Hoodbooger: I leave when I want.
Cop: Alright, thank you.
It’s just so great. He wants the cop to drag his ass out of there, but instead he’s just getting a bunch of please and thank you. It’s like trying to start a fight with Ben Stein. Literally destroying his soul with kindness.
He tried to rally the store to get his back, but it wasn’t happening.
Hoodbooger: He said that I had to leave.
Cop: I asked you to lower the music.
Hoodbooger: You asked me to lower the music, I said no.
Yea, he’s totally not creating a disturbance. He’s just blasting the n word in a store the size of my bathroom, the trooper politely asks him not to do that, and hoodbooger deluxe is like, “Nah, probably just gonna keep on causing a scene and then blame you for causing a scene instead.”
The dance continued…..
Cop: They asked you to leave.
Hoodbooger: Did you Ax me to leave? I came in here to buy cigarettes. Did you ax me to leave? This guy right here, real public service.
Cop: Thank you, I appreciate it.
Cop: Sir, I’m asking you to leave, you’re causing a disturbance.
Hoodbooger: You caused a disturbance by touching me.
Hoodbooger: You caused it by touching me.
Cop: Sir, when you have music that’s profanity….
Hoodbooger: So you think it’s OK to be touching me and all that? It’s not shaking the store bro. You cannot be touching me. You a public servant bro!!
Cop: Please leave.
Hoodbooger: You cannot touch me!!
And just like that he got him to leave the store. All he had to do was acknowledge that he can’t touch someone who likely is covered in Cheeto power and the stench of failure. That’s literally the only thing these people care about – their pride. Ironic because they have absolutely nothing to be proud of.
But he wasn’t done with the trooper:
Hoodbooger: We gonna come around here to see his trooper car to see what he was doing over here. Yup, this is the trooper car that he was in when he came in here. 1571. Look at the guy, look at the awesome public servant. Look at him. He did a great day today. Public servant. Look at him, look at him laughing and everything, knowing that he just assaulted me.
He got the number of the car!!
You cracked the case Sherlock Homeboy!!
Cop: Sir, are you all set.
Hoodbooger: I’m a get my lawyer to talk to you alright fucker? I’m a get my – I’m telling you, you fucked with the wrong one today buddy.
Paging Attorney Richard N. Gaffney-Vulva!!
Finally he went back in the store to make sure that he had witnesses for his massive lawsuit, and to confirm that the clerks didn’t ask him to leave for being terrible.
Hoodbooger: Do you feel like I was doing a disturbance? He was not supposed to be touching me.
Clerk: It’s OK, he not supposed to be, yes. Leave. Be cool man.
Hoodbooger: Alright so I have both of the cashiers saying that I was not disturbing and the state trooper came in here and put his hands on me.
The fact that he took that as some sort of confirmation is remarkable. Meanwhile this guy:
and this guy…
were just thinking, “tell this mother fucker whatever he wants to hear so he’ll get the hell out of my store.”
Based on the clerk’s accent it’s clear that he’s an immigrant. A hard working guy providing a valuable public service, who pays taxes and has better things to do then go around whining about being oppressed. Meanwhile the other guy is an entitled individual whose immigration status is unknown. Based on his accent and the fact that he’s in Worcester the numbers tell us that he’s more likely than not from the land of Puerto Rico. Proving once again that not all immigrants are made the same. Many are contributing members of society while others are unemployed slugrakes waiting for the police brutality lawsuit payday. So it’s best not to generalize.
P.S. The cop block comments on the YouTube video are a window into what it looks like when 60,000 people who cry themselves to sleep masterbating every night all assemble in one place.
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