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Worcester Hoodbooger Deluxe Tries To Get Monotone State Trooper And Clerk To Assault Him For Being Terrible, Fails Miserably, Vows Massive Lawsuit


We’ve published many a blog about the State Police in the past, most of it being really bad news for them. However, let’s not forget that it’s a very large organization, and most of the people in it are not stealing from the taxpayers or starting a new life after a lucrative career in drug dealing. Take for instance this video which just came to our attention of an extremely patient trooper who some hoodbooger attempted to escalate a situation with, trying to become the latest victim of police brutality. Watch:

When you try to provoke a cop into touching you for 6 minutes and can’t succeed in your endeavor, it might be time to re-examine your overall philosophy towards police in general.

To recap, before the video started filming, (vertically of course, because the cameraman is a neanderpoon) the guy filming it walked into this Kelley Square dump of a mini-mart/gas station/Dunkin Donuts, which all the junkies use to get warm before their morning defecation. He of course was blasting music that was blaring the n word, because why should he be at all inconvenienced by societal norms or basic human decency? The trooper politely asked him to turn the music down, he refused, and then he started whining about being touched, which obviously never happened.

Hoodbooger: I had music on my phone, guy tells me to lower my music. Look at him.


That guy was the best. Cracked me up the whole time. Cops are definitely getting used to being filmed all the time now, and it’s turned them into monotone robots who amuse us by not giving ratchets the reaction they were hoping for.

Hoodbooger: You wanna keep laughing right?

Cop: Yes.

Does this look like a guy who doesn’t wanna keep laughing?

Hoodbooger: You talk an oath to your constitution right?

Cop: Yes. 

Hoodbooger: That was a good thing right there right?

Cop: Yes. 

I don’t think that’s how it works, but the fact that he’s humoring him in the hopes that he’ll leave is fantastic.

Cop: Sir, you’re causing a disturbance.

Hoodbooger: You’re causing a disturbance.

Does this look like a guy who isn’t causing a disturbance?

Cop: Would you like to leave now sir?

Hoodbooger: Wanna keep smiling right?

Cop: Yup. 

Smiling is my favorite!

Cop: Would you like to leave sir?

Hoodbooger: I leave when I want.

Cop: Alright, thank you.

It’s just so great. He wants the cop to drag his ass out of there, but instead he’s just getting a bunch of please and thank you. It’s like trying to start a fight with Ben Stein. Literally destroying his soul with kindness.

He tried to rally the store to get his back, but it wasn’t happening.

Hoodbooger: He said that I had to leave.

Cop: I asked you to lower the music.

Hoodbooger: You asked me to lower the music, I said no. 

Yea, he’s totally not creating a disturbance. He’s just blasting the n word in a store the size of my bathroom, the trooper politely asks him not to do that, and hoodbooger deluxe is like, “Nah, probably just gonna keep on causing a scene and then blame you for causing a scene instead.”

The dance continued…..

Cop: They asked you to leave.

Hoodbooger: Did you Ax me to leave? I came in here to buy cigarettes. Did you ax me to leave? This guy right here, real public service.

Cop: Thank you, I appreciate it.

Cop: Sir, I’m asking you to leave, you’re causing a disturbance.

Hoodbooger: You caused a disturbance by touching me.

Cop: No.

Hoodbooger: You caused it by touching me. 

Cop: Sir, when you have music that’s profanity….

Hoodbooger: So you think it’s OK to be touching me and all that? It’s not shaking the store bro. You cannot be touching me. You a public servant bro!!

Cop: Please leave.

Hoodbooger: You cannot touch me!!

Cop: OK.

And just like that he got him to leave the store. All he had to do was acknowledge that he can’t touch someone who likely is covered in Cheeto power and the stench of failure. That’s literally the only thing these people care about – their pride. Ironic because they have absolutely nothing to be proud of.

But he wasn’t done with the trooper:

Hoodbooger: We gonna come around here to see his trooper car to see what he was doing over here. Yup, this is the trooper car that he was in when he came in here. 1571. Look at the guy, look at the awesome public servant. Look at him. He did a great day today. Public servant. Look at him, look at him laughing and everything, knowing that he just assaulted me.

He got the number of the car!!

You cracked the case Sherlock Homeboy!!

Cop: Sir, are you all set.

Hoodbooger: I’m a get my lawyer to talk to you alright fucker? I’m a get my – I’m telling you, you fucked with the wrong one today buddy.

Paging Attorney Richard N. Gaffney-Vulva!!

Finally he went back in the store to make sure that he had witnesses for his massive lawsuit, and to confirm that the clerks didn’t ask him to leave for being terrible.

Hoodbooger: Do you feel like I was doing a disturbance? He was not supposed to be touching me.

Clerk: It’s OK, he not supposed to be, yes. Leave. Be cool man.

Hoodbooger: Alright so I have both of the cashiers saying that I was not disturbing and the state trooper came in here and put his hands on me.

The fact that he took that as some sort of confirmation is remarkable. Meanwhile this guy:

and this guy…

were just thinking, “tell this mother fucker whatever he wants to hear so he’ll get the hell out of my store.”

Based on the clerk’s accent it’s clear that he’s an immigrant. A hard working guy providing a valuable public service, who pays taxes and has better things to do then go around whining about being oppressed. Meanwhile the other guy is an entitled individual whose immigration status is unknown. Based on his accent and the fact that he’s in Worcester the numbers tell us that he’s more likely than not from the land of Puerto Rico. Proving once again that not all immigrants are made the same. Many are contributing members of society while others are unemployed slugrakes waiting for the police brutality lawsuit payday. So it’s best not to generalize.

P.S. The cop block comments on the YouTube video are a window into what it looks like when 60,000 people who cry themselves to sleep masterbating every night all assemble in one place.



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56 Comment(s)
  • JPat
    April 9, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    This big mouth bag of shit was lucky he met a real professional law enforcement officer who very easily could have arrested him for disturbing the peace and harassment but instead showed great restraint. It’s really too bad that human garbage like this gets to walk our streets creating trouble for decent people who just look to work hard and be good ctizens. Maybe we’ll all get lucky the next time he’s high on heroin he’ll accidentally walk in front of a 18 wheeler at Kelly Sq and put a proper end to his miserable existence. He is what u call a “Walking Abortion”. We can only hope.

  • Kevin Lyncho
    April 4, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    Nazi mother fucking cops
    I’d kick the shot,out of them one on one
    I went to jail for something I didn’t do I didn’t kill the guy I was trying to give oral sex too with a golf club
    The guy was my lover and my drunk father killed him while my fat lazy slob mother who was bedding down with the mayor and take the cops three four at a time cause she’s a hoe

  • The Truth
    April 3, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    I thought I saw that shit stain take off on his moped after being ignored by the clerks. He obviously was in no hurry to go to his job after filming…..does he even have a job? He was throwing the bait out trying to invoke a fight…then call his blm bros. Too bad someone didn’t take him out and shut his ass up…who the fuck wants to hear that assholes music…trooper should’ve stuck the phone up his ass and teach dickhead a lesson. Can we get this victims name?

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    April 3, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    2 things. I was praying to hear “taser taser taser”, even though it wasn’t needed. Secondly, the double standard for nagger rears it’s head.

    As an aside, did you know that Massholia is the 2nd or 3rd least stressful state to live in? The main reason being that Mass is 2nd out of all 50 states with the least average hours worked per week? Surprised?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 3, 2019 at 1:16 pm


  • bill fleming
    April 3, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Troopers and cops should stand on the sidelines and watch as the morlocks eat the elois.

  • Make America Great Again
    April 3, 2019 at 8:45 am

    I was so hoping that this POS,’s reflection was gonna show up in the cruisers window. That would have been the iceing on this story. Most disrespectful race on the planet.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 3, 2019 at 8:10 am

    Years ago convenience stores were clean, friendly places where you could pop in for a jug of milk or some bread or whatever you were into. They were meant for the purchase of odd items that you may have forgotten at the supermarket. You paid a premium for being forgetful or in a hurry, then you were on your way.

    Now they are gathering spots for ratchets who do all their shopping there. They have no knowledge of home economics or nutrition and in many cases have no incentive to shop economically since they aren’t using their own money. Ratchets and illegals have conquered this territory. We have ceded convenience stores to the enemy. Sad.

    Social Media is Cancer

    Convenience Stores Are Cancer

  • whatevuh
    April 3, 2019 at 7:13 am

    this place will eventually be torn down for the baseball stadium, the sooner the better

  • mopey63
    April 2, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Notice at the 4:48 mark he passes right past the white store clerk to his brown brother clerk to get confirmation from him. Smh. sick of this shit.

  • Jack
    April 2, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Every wacko has a smartphone, the game is to provoke a cop. Then receive a out of court settlement. Just sad, how society has become. Years ago, state cops were respected to the max. Now the low-life f…. with them too & don’t have a drop of respect. This state cop is smart, experienced & well trained obviously. Again, too bad he has to deal with scum like this & their clones on a daily basis!

  • WeRFucked
    April 2, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    If you have half a brain you’d never be in this situation, because you’d probably have manners, and would have been taught how to behave in public, by both your parents.
    This hoodbooger guy doesn’t like being told what to do, especially by someone with authority. The trooper made a reasonable request for something that should be understood in any public place.
    I’m going to assume the trooper asked nicely to turn the music down. Hoodbooger wouldn’t hear of it. His point in life is to upset people. He’s miserable in his own life and he wants everyone to know that he doesn’t give a shit about anyone. Being asked to turn his music down? By a white cop? No. Fucking. Way.

    People that give law enforcement trouble for stupid shit like a reasonable request to turn down profanity laced music in a small public space like a tiny convenience store are a waste of space.

    The guy recording this video is the pure definition of a piece of shit. So he “touched you.” Fuck off loser. I hope you meet the trooper and a couple of his partners again some day… without your camera rolling.

    • I’m trying to play keno
      April 2, 2019 at 8:58 pm

      This is 100% correct. The vast majority of people ignore this type of behavior as it is a daily occurrence. Who wants to be bothered confronting a loser? Nothing good will come of it. It’s not worth anyone’s time (especially a state trooper). There is no correcting the incorrectible.

  • Bill Realist
    April 2, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Should have beat the f out of that nagger and then proceeded to tase him until he pissed and shit himself. That’s what all of us hard working tax paying people wanted to see. White, black brown purple whatever it’s just that most people won’t admit it. The tide will turn soon and normal law abiding people will take this shit back.

    • WeRFucked
      April 2, 2019 at 8:18 pm

      Oh no… I’ll admit it. Taser his fucking balls trooper. I would have loved to hear that on video.

  • Try for that GED next time
    April 2, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    Puerto Ricans aren’t immigrants. Fucking idiot.

    • WeRFucked
      April 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm

      No… they’re worse.

    • Third World Here We Come
      April 2, 2019 at 8:58 pm

      Covk roaches are not illegal but they like spics still suck, you aids infected spic cum guzzling sodomite.

  • Ted Kennedy
    April 2, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Third world hell hole. Thanks onigba obama osamo obama

  • Bob
    April 2, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    I’m sure that the guy is ratchet, but he is 100% correct and the officer is 100% wrong. Just because the cop doesn’t like the music, doesn’t mean that he has the authority to tell him to turn it down. If the clerk asked him to turn it down and the cop was repeating his instructions, then it would be a legal order. Without the clerk though it is an unlawful order. The clerks also never told him to leave. That is another unlawful order that the cop made. If the clerks asked him to leave and he didn’t, then the officer would arrest him for trespassing. That didn’t happen, because the clerks never asked him to leave. Thus the officer had no authority to get him to leave. This just seems like the officer told him to turn down the music, the guy said no, so the officer got pissy. The guy took out his camera and the officer basically said fuck my life because he knew that he couldn’t bully him. This was a case of contempt of cop and then a cop putting his tail between his legs when the camera was pulled out.

    • Boi will be boi
      April 2, 2019 at 7:13 pm

      Filthy coon was disturbing the peace. You filthy monkey dick sucker.

    • WeRFucked
      April 2, 2019 at 8:28 pm

      The trooper had every right to ask him to turn it down, just like you or I have the right.
      Did you not watch the video of the hoodbooger creating a disturbance after the trooper asked him to turn it down?
      Was his harassing the officer not a disturbance? Did you not see and hear the instigating camera-in-the-face and angry tone of the hoodbooger? Did you not see the total lack of respect this hoodbooger showed, for someone who simply asked him to turn his music down?
      Sorry Bob, I’ve got the troopers back this time. Fuck you and your ACLU bullshit.

    • Biggest Douche In the Universe
      April 3, 2019 at 9:07 am

      Why are you still here??

    • To The Law School Flunky
      April 3, 2019 at 12:15 pm

      Bob, you are 100%wrong. Disturbing the peace is just that Bob. Keeping the peace is not only the job of the police but that Trooper is entitled to peace as well. His peace can be disturbed just like everyone else. I’m sorry you don’t have any fucking idea what you’re talking about.

    • Jmrizz
      April 3, 2019 at 1:33 pm

      How do you figure? Seems like everyone wants to come across as a constitutional scholar. Don’t weigh in unless your knowledge is correct. The fact of the matter is that Hoodbooger was causing a breach of the peace. He did this in front of the officer. When he failed to comply with a very reasonable request, he was subject to arrest for disturbing the peace. It’s no different than the police being summoned to an apartment complex and telling the occupants to lower their music. If they refuse, they are subject to arrest.

  • NHfan
    April 2, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Lmfao.. classic

  • Dirty Coons
    April 2, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    Maybe minority troppers should patrol minority animal neighborhoods that spic bitch should be reassigned to worcester or framingham.
    Let animals deal with animals

  • John fucking Kerry
    April 2, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    nagger nagger nagger word bitches I am fascinated by rap can I get me a pink bicycle here

  • 175000 a year for that?
    April 2, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    This guy is a diuche but the trooper was completely ineffective. If it was true the cashiers asked for the man to leave the store and the trooper just sat and watched the guy go back into the store? He didn’t do his job….once a clerk tells you to leave and you stay then you are trespassing….trooper should’ve removed this guy from the property if the cashiers actually told the guy to leave

    • mrme
      April 2, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      It’s called trespass after notice. The clerk needs to inform the offending party to leave the store in front of the trooper. The offender needs to refuse to leave. That did not take place in the video which means the trooper had no right of arrest. I am assuming this did not happen off camera as well. This did not rise to the definition of disorderly person although it was coming close. So the only thing the trooper could do was to ask him to leave for creating a disturbance. Those that have never had to place someone under arrest and then prove the charges in court later should really stick to something that they know.

      • Bob
        April 2, 2019 at 6:47 pm

        The clerks never asked him to leave. That’s why he wasn’t arrested when he was in the store and was refusing to leave. If one of the clerks told him to leave, the cop would have slapped the cuffs on him immediately after he said that he wasn’t going anywhere. That didn’t happen, thus, he never got asked to leave by the clerks

        • Thanks for nothing
          April 2, 2019 at 11:46 pm

          Well then the trooper lied….he clearly stated that the clerks asked the guy to leave

      • Jmrizz
        April 3, 2019 at 1:48 pm

        I’m not going to get into when one becomes an invitee, licensee, or trespassers, but at a minimum the guy was disturbing the peace, which he was subject to arrest. Your point is very well taken in that arresting this jerk for such a trivial charge is a waste of resources and time. Usually, that charge is added onto other charges that a defendant faces.

        I’m really at a loss as to why posters on this board are even remotely defending this loser. That was absolutely incredible restraint by the trooper. People, that is a hard enough job without people trying to be ball busters. The fact that this trooper displayed good judgement and restraint is a credit to the trooper as well as his training. He was within his rights to arrest, but had used sound discretion in not wasting his time, the Commonwealth’s time, or the court’s time.

  • The Cycle
    April 2, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Don’t worry, in a week he’ll be calling the police for help after one of his homies rolls him and steals his Obama phone.

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    Go find a job you derilect. stop trying to do the hoodbooger electric slide with the trooper.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    April 2, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Sigh… I commend the Trooper on this one. Fucking morons like this will end up dead soon anyways. Its basically like fishing. If you wait patiently, eventually you catch the fish. In this case, it we wait patiently we will be reading his Obit in the T&G..

    • Quality of Life offender.
      April 2, 2019 at 6:29 pm

      Give this loud mouth a free yellow bicycle with no brakes at the top of Belmont Hill. The rest will take care of it self.

  • Nipsey Hussle
    April 2, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    The last thing to go thru my head was a bullet!

    • Marvin Gaye
      April 2, 2019 at 9:21 pm

      Mine too but atleast I got to really know my father.

  • Mr. Baton
    April 2, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    Nucking Figgers.

  • kmc
    April 2, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    My Dad was a Trooper. He would put on a civilian jacket over his uniform shirt so he would not have to deal with this foolishness.

  • Worcester Hoodbooger Logic
    April 2, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    “Thomas Kelley:

    Yes, I’m sure the store will soon fold if they don’t sell a $1.99 pack of grape cigar sweets to this EBT parasite.

  • Mongo
    April 2, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Well played, Riccardi.
    This is what happens when you don’t know who you daddy is.
    You become an empty parasite seeking male attention from strangers and when they don’t even want you, you threaten to call legal for hurt feelz.

  • dball31211
    Stiff Pete
    April 2, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    People fuckin amaze me. The hoodburger is so ignorant and mvtb is 100% dead on, people like this are trying for a pay out.
    The comments on YouTube are just as dumb. I really fucking hate people.

  • Jeff J
    Are You Serious
    April 2, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Can you believe this fucking half-literate pile of feces. “Was I doin a disturbance….was I doin a disturbance?” Shut your fucking piehole dick breath! That fuck has been watching waaaaay too many police audit videos on YouTube. I would’ve paid good money to see that cop face plant that turd!

  • OnTheRoad
    April 2, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    The Trooper should have taken him for disorderly. And back in the day that asshole would be spitting out chiclets in the booking room.

  • Serpico
    April 2, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Do they instruct how to shave at the Academy? Jeez, show a little pride in your appearance, clean up that mug and pay $20 for a halfway decent haircut while you’re at it.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    April 2, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    he had the patience of Job

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 2, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    I’m a call my lawyer. No, you’re not; you don’t work, and, therefore, you cannot afford a lawyer.

    • Let The Animals Kill Each Other
      April 2, 2019 at 6:23 pm

      Monkies get court appointed lawyers that you pay for. Niglet gets everything free.

  • General Burkhalter
    April 2, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    This disrespectful Hoodbooger needs to get his ass whipped!

  • hank
    April 2, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    Continually going back to the black clerk for validation only to have him agree that he needs to leave was great. But the real question is, did he ever get his Newport Menthols?

    • start the purge
      April 3, 2019 at 4:59 am

      Store clerks don’t say much b/c they know this clown is in the store every day when the police aren’t there. Clerks have to live and work there and don’t want this street criminal harassing and stalking them.

      ….. and we all pay for everything this maggot has.. welfare, food stamps, section 8 housing, mass-health, discount bus pass, Obama phone. He doesn’t worry about paying the electric bill are insurance or rent/mortgage. Living like he makes $50k a year and unlimited free-time to harass people and start shit where ever he goes. May a random tire hit him on the head…

      • Be Aware Or BEWARE
        April 3, 2019 at 10:31 am

        unfortunately the purge is being perpetrated on White Male American citizens.
        The Dems hate our country and they hate law abiding tax paying white men who built this country.
        White genocide thru ethnic immigration is the goal. Soros will create ecconomic instability and social unrest. The blacks hispanics and muslims will start a civil war. When whites fight back their own government will turn on them. While this is happening Russia and China will step into further decimate and tear our country apart until America is no more. Afterwards the white dems will think they are safe because they are woke. These Dems will be beaten in the street , laughed at and murdered. The takeover will be complete. Our country will soon be gone. These violent brown animals are not assimilating and they are causing economic insecurity due to resources being spent on their worthless existence. Muslims wage ecconomic jigad on America too. When there are not enough hard working white tax payers left to support all the economic free loaders, societal unrest will begin. The average age of hispanics in America now is 18. The average age of whites is close to 50. Why do you think Dems want to disarm white America. The country will be gone soon.

        • We must fight them now!
          April 4, 2019 at 2:39 pm


          • jimmiepe
            April 9, 2019 at 12:43 pm

            Nice comment scary

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