Charlie Baker Was The Only Asshole Not Wearing A Mask At State Police Graduation Despite New Law Mandating Masks 


Charlie Baker’s mask “law” went into effect today, but by the looks of yesterday’s Massachusetts State Police Graduation, it looks like from the video that his official policy is masks for thee, but not for me.

Literally every other person wore a mask except for him.

Even while the chick was singing the National Anthem she kept her mask on, and you can see Charlie on the side is the ONLY one without it.

Because Charlie Baker isn’t a dumbass, and he knows that he’s not gonna infect anyone if he doesn’t wear a mask. He’s just drunk on power and cums in his pants when he sees high approval ratings, so he makes up new laws like this because he knows he’ll be applauded by the Karen Super PAC for “saving lives.”

He actually did have it on at one point but took it off the moment he went to speak.

He never put it back on after that. Other troopers who spoke had their’s around their neck at least, which also defeats the purpose of wearing one.

The only one who kept it real was the chick who sang the anthem with the mask on, AND she socially distanced herself from the microphone.

But she doesn’t have gloves on, so she’s probably gonna kill her grandmother the next time she sees her by Charlie Baker’s logic.

Charlie Baker is a fraud and an empty suit. Don’t listen to or pay attention to anything he says. If you wanna wear a mask then wear a mask. If you don’t, then just say you have asthma if anyone asks. Because only a complete fucking idiot believes that masks save lives.


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101 Comment(s)
  • Give me the meat!
    May 7, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    Can anyone figure out why we have a meat shortage? There are reports that all these plants are shutting down because hundreds of employees are infected…..BUT, how are they getting infected? Meat packing plants prior to any outbreak are sanitized every single night. On top of that, workers are required to scrub in, wear gloves, hair nets, and face masks. It’s like a fucking hospital in those places. So why the high numbers of infections??

  • bill fleming
    May 7, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    The 24 hour law. Mayor Marty has complained that the cops will target minorities. A bus driver told me that the Transit Police have been ordered not to cite anyone and let anyone without a mask ride buses and trains.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's bastard child
    May 7, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    Charlie’s trying to do whatever he can to signal he is not on board with masking but his owners mandate what happens. He sold his soul many years ago.

  • randiguy2006
    May 7, 2020 at 11:58 am

    Really look dumb here AK.

    He was 10 feet away from anyone.

    Try again tomorrow.

  • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
    May 7, 2020 at 10:33 am

    Baker you are an insufferable fucking dummkoph!

    The Karen Reich goes to great lengths to execute our righteous propaganda machine, and you go and fuck it up by not adhering to what we tell all subjects of the Karen Reich to do.

    You are hereby reassigned to Karen Stalag 13 as a prison guard, although I have no doubt you’ll fuck that up too!


  • just taking the jobs Americans won't do
    May 7, 2020 at 7:02 am

    • Carter Page
      May 7, 2020 at 10:15 am

      Wiretaps suck.

  • Latin Pride Day what could go wrong?
    May 7, 2020 at 6:56 am

  • Beer Belly Bureaucrats in Blue
    May 7, 2020 at 6:27 am

    Are the state troopers in the photos all wearing bullet proof vests around just their abdomens or do they all have beer-guts even after completing the rigorous state police bootcamp?

  • Sarah
    May 7, 2020 at 2:05 am

    You’re an asshole. Charlie Baker is the best governor this state has had in decades. Mask up and shut up.

    • Lizzo's Chicken Wing Intervention Team
      May 7, 2020 at 5:09 am

      Hope your girlfriend gives you a painful Dutch Oven this morning.

    • Charles Nelson Reilly
      May 7, 2020 at 7:19 am

      Are you the lady Gov. Baker’s son fisted when she was passed out? Charlie Baker gives good head.

    • Meritocracy
      May 7, 2020 at 8:31 am

      You are a dumb cunt and wont be getting on the state police no matter how many leigha blowjobs you give

    • That's funny!
      May 7, 2020 at 8:37 am

      “Mask up and shut up”

      That’s what your mom said to me last night!

      Hopefully I didn’t make too much noise this morning on my way out.

  • Boo Hoo
    I Just Want To Know
    May 7, 2020 at 1:22 am

    I understand the frustration if m over having to wear masks, trust me, I do. I physically cannot wear one due to health conditions, so I can tell you right now that I’d rightly flip my shit over shy Karen trying to get on my case.


    Why the hell does Massachusetts have such a high infection and death rate? Especially compared to all of its neighbors (besides New York). The math, adjusted for population and area just doesn’t add up. Massachusetts should not be so high up. What is going wrong? Why are all other states around it doing better? Why are the states with comparable population and area doing so much better?

    Dumbass Baker doesn’t have many choices. The state is failing, hard. He had to do something, as pointless as it may seem.

    And of course he isn’t wearing a mask if he’s over 6 feet away from other people, outside, and making a speech. Not saying his decision was right, but the state needs to somehow get a grip on this. Obviously it’s not a minor thing. What the hell is going so wrong here?

    • it's not illegal to be a criminal
      May 7, 2020 at 6:13 am

      It’s not illegal to be illegal in massachusetts and so we find ourselves with massive populations of illegal and legal immigrants from the caribean islands, central america, south america, africa and every where else.

      Refugees like the Tsarnaev brothers who bombed the Boston Marathon or Bampumim Teixeira a muslim from Guinea-Bissau and Cape Verde who slit the throats of 2 doctors he tied up during a robbery. Immigrants have added an exciting and unexpected element to life in Massachusetts. Whether the undocumented darlings are drag racing on public streets surrounded by masses of drunk party goers during the pandemic or riding stolen motorcycles through city streets the undocumented welfare recipients have a well known tendency to not abide by rules, laws or customs of the United States or Massachusetts.

      Social distancing guidelines and corona mask executive orders are ignored by this unique diverse group of refugees and undocumented third world peoples who hate the weather here but love the generous welfare state of Massachusetts, they get more free stuff than they can shake a voodoo stick at. Western Union has thrived funneling their fentanyl dealing profits back to the new comers true homelands.

      Always remember the wise words of the Massachusetts Attorney General Maura Healey “technically it’s not illegal to be illegal in Massachusetts”. God bless and don’t flash your high beams at another car that could be a ms13 newbie getting blooded and it’s your blood they will be spilling with an illegal gun. Worry not a caring judge will sneak the misunderstood ms13lad or latin king out the back door of the court house.

      • KidMustBeWhite
        May 7, 2020 at 6:24 am

        You forgot about Europe. There are bad people and crime in Europe, too. Not just in countries full of people who don’t look like you. The world is much bigger than the 128 loop, my friend.

        • Santeria' Yo
          May 7, 2020 at 6:54 am

          Good point amigo outside route 128 there is Lawrence, Methuen, Haverhill, Lowell, Worcester, Fitchburg, Leominster, Framingham, Webster, South Bridge, Chicopee, Holyoke, Springfield, West Springfield, Greenfield, Pittsfield and many many other sanctuary communities that like Northampton and Amherst that welcome the rich cultural heritage of non Western nations. In other words where the people look and act like you.

          • Captain Obvious
            May 7, 2020 at 8:26 am

            Incoherent at best. Thanks for playing.

        • Diversity
          May 7, 2020 at 7:04 am

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        May 9, 2020 at 5:44 am

        Not to pick nits, but it was Marsha Coakley whom spake those words regarding the illegality of immigrants. Don’t get me wrong, Healey is GAWD-awful, but she dodges the credit on this one.

        100% on board with the post regardless.

    • Michael
      May 8, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      Apparently no one listen to the United States Surgeon general, the top doctor re commends that people not wear masks, you are a walking incubator, healthy people will end up getting sick because they circulation 9f their own germs. That you can activate any virus , by nitcexpelling your air properly. Look up US Surgeon general, the top doctor in the country. Ignore him and you will get sick, I not telling you this to believe me. Research your own, just look up the US Surgeon general, stop listening to official are not drs. Do your own research, charlie baker was just found in violation if the 14th amendment violation in keeping all citizen constution rights, he he also in violation section 242 title , using event to strip you of your constitution rights, Bill Barr days the constution cannot be suspended at any time, if proven Charlue Baker could face one year in jail up to the death penalty, includes police offices, goverment officials, relations will be order for any loses they cause , while if the illegal orders where issue, caused loss of constitution rights, curfews are house arrest. Has no power to close business, only the dept of commerce has such . authorities . Stay at home is actually house arrest. BILL Barr is going prosecute any official who vilotion of the constitution and the bill of rights, The federal court has found Charlie Baker, for violation three of them. He will eventually be removed from 9ffice, for taking away citizen right to defend themselves, welcome the socialist party of Charlie Baker social state. Do your own research h, and stop believing everything officials say, and research yourself, follow US attorney general. You are only sheep to Charlie baker, and the politicians. You are sheep being led to slaughter. Baker is a dirty cop. Do the research. mask wearing will actually a activate viruses in your body, putting a mask on a young child can lead to hypoxia, or suffocation, put wear lung disease can cause lack of oxygen, people with disability who cannot remove mask on their own , do not put a mask on. Healthy people will activate dormant viruses, you become a walking incubator, even health people will get hypoxia, of weather is hot, because your exhale breathing will be restricted cause the body temperature to rise. Please do your research, not trying to convince anyone, just trying to get you to do through research on your own and stop believing what anybody tells you. Never believe anyone especially goverment officials, who are not knowledgeable. Go to the u United States attorney general on mask wearing, it may save your life. Remember research, research, research as many different sources, bever just on site, cross research, now I know your are going to say I crazy, oh, most important fo not put a mask on a unconscious person, but as a EMT I have seen common sense go out the window. Do what’s right for, and never try to comment on someone else, for doing what’s right for them. We are country of free speech, we may not agree, but respect their views. That’s the country we live in, never let anybody shut your free speech down.

  • Biscottis
    May 6, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    I wonder if his drug addicted son who likes to get shit faced and molest women on planes is wearing a mask
    The cocksucker

  • Hugh Mungous
    May 6, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    Great, next generation of corruption and grift. Oh,by the way I served in combat in Iraq and Afghanistan so save me your fucking tears you fucking faggots. I never wanted to sit on my ass for eight hours a day and make pretend I was tough, Eat me

    • randiguy2006
      May 7, 2020 at 12:01 pm

      So instead you make asinine posts online under a fake name?

      Now thats tough!

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 6, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    masks make people sound like paper dolls, and Chuck is already thin around the edges, so it was a sound move on his part to go alfresco.

  • Nonejabdiness
    May 6, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 6, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    So Marty is concerned that the Karen force will team up w/ the Mask Enforcement Unit and it will unfairly target minorities? Well, just put your hand up Charlie’s ass again and simply repeal the fine part of your directive. BTW, anyone ask one of these “hero” nurses why they wear their scrubs out in public? You’d think they’d not want to have them contaminating the general public or taking the contamination from the general public into the hospital.

  • Nancy P
    May 6, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    There is nothing My dear friend Charlie a proud Democrat oh I mean Republican did today stop picking on him .Charlie can come over a pick a ice cream from one of my $25000 non energy efficient freezers anytime he wants.

  • Nunya Bizzness
    May 6, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Lets see… in your story you say the “law went into effect today”, but you also say “yesterday’s Massachusetts State Police Graduation”, ergo: no law.
    Also, the “law” requires “residents to use a face covering in public places when they cannot socially distance.” Do you have any pictures of the Governor being less than 6 feet away from anyone?
    (hint: even if you do, refer to my first point)

  • Oh good 240 more State Troopers
    May 6, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    Said no one ever

  • Fuhrer Baker
    May 6, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    My name is Charlie Baker. Im a crooked politician who spews out nonsensical shit onto a canvas and hope it turns into a Monet painting. I pretend to care about law enforcement and the citizens who reside in this state. everything I SAY is beyond what the CDC says. I AM YOUR LEADER. YOU WILL OBEY.

  • Frank zola
    May 6, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    You have officially got off my permanent blocked lost turtle boy I cants stand this asshole he is a do what I say not what I do type of leader fuck him thanks for showing him for what he is.

      May 6, 2020 at 8:28 pm

      Blocked list.

  • whatevuh
    May 6, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    Great story, read the headline, then in the middle of the story we find out he actually did wear a mask. And you’re calling him the asshole?

  • Edgar Freindly
    May 6, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    See, according to Bakers plan, I’m the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read and not wear a fucking mask. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I’m the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, “Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?” I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal? I’ve seen the future, you know what it is? It’s a 47-year-old virgin sittin’ around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing “I’m an Oscar-Meyer Wiener”. You wanna live on top, you gotta live Bakers way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants.

    • please clarify
      May 6, 2020 at 8:38 pm

      Wasn’t sure if you R U the guy running naked covered in yummy green jello and smoking big thick cigars or is the fabulous Baker boy doing all that exciting stuff? Let’s say I like the cut of your or somebody’s jib sailor boy. Mawty

    • Fuhrer Baker
      May 6, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      he’s still an asshole. even if he chooses to dress like ISIS

  • Gene Parmesan
    May 6, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    This has stuck with me since I saw it….



    • Nurse Ratchet
      May 6, 2020 at 8:40 pm

      You just hate nurses and want vulnerable people to die

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 7, 2020 at 3:38 am

      So what do you do when you don’t know who is or isn’t ill?

  • Impeach Baker
    May 6, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    Anyone who wears a mask is an absolute dipshit. Unless you’re working in a hospital masks are absolutely useless. Baker needs to be removed from office. How can we remove a governor? Ant legal experts here

    • Deval Sucked
      May 6, 2020 at 7:25 pm

      Perhaps we should have Deval Patrick back? After the worst governor in history Charlie is a breath of fresh air

    • Ant legal expert here
      May 6, 2020 at 7:27 pm

      It’s difficult for my clients to put on a mask with their mandibles, and therefore find the requirement ludicrous.

      • Karen Carpenter Ant
        May 6, 2020 at 7:43 pm

        I eat wood and throw it up.

  • judge dread
    May 6, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    one of the things that chaps my ass now that we are rolling into summer is the sun with a smiley face and sunglasses on.


    that’s all I have to say.

    • Sun
      May 6, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      I’m smiling because i’m still relatively young and slender. When I get very old i’ll get really fat and drop dead.

    • Nurse Bedpan
      May 7, 2020 at 3:29 am

      HA HA HA – SNORT!

  • bigdaddy
    May 6, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    I dont wear a mask i have a medical condition – I am fucking sick of this asshole telling me what to do

  • bigdaddy
    Charlie Parker
    May 6, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Thats govenior asshole to you

  • Hero Medical Technician
    May 6, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Charlie has been out there fighting for us! He knows what is best. He thought it best to not wear a mask. Masks save lives!

  • Greg
    May 6, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Looks like he’s not within ten feet of anyone. Dipshit Donnie, on the other hand, visited a mask factory and didn’t wear a mask. The ducking moron had goggles though.

    • Fast Eddie
      May 6, 2020 at 6:36 pm

      He doesn’t wear a mask anywhere. According to your logic if he visited a gun factory he should be wearing a gun? ( Bad example you probably hate guns) but you know what…when the shit hits the fan you will be armed with a keyboard and I will armed with one of my many guns. What are you going to do but cower and wait for Charlie Parker to make up a rule to save your sorry ass. BTW- Your TDS is showing, get over 2016 already.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      May 6, 2020 at 8:08 pm

      Hey soy boi.
      Did you get a tax cut last year?
      Did you get your $1,200 stimulus check?
      Are you getting paid more now with unemployment than you ever did at any of your minimum wage jobs?
      Did he stop travel from China while all the Dems were trying to illegally impeach him and calling him a racist?
      Has he provoked the Dems and useful idiots on the Left to show their true colors and out themselves as racist, fascist, hypocritical, un-American traitors?
      Does Trump own your brain?
      Do you reject facts, logic, and critical thinking for bias, hatred, and ego?
      And on, and on, and on…
      These are facts & truths. Man up, admit you’re a beta, and strive to atone for your weakness and complicity.
      It’s your only hope.

      • Greg
        May 6, 2020 at 10:29 pm

        I make too much to get a stimulus check and I’m still fully employed. Not sure what you think that has to do with the fact that Trump is a moron though.

        • Boo Hoo
          We are Pathetic
          May 7, 2020 at 1:10 am

          If you make too much to get a stimulus check, then you shouldn’t care, ain’t that right honey? You can makeupwards of $100,000/year and still get it. If you make that much, and still want to be pissed off, then it’s not about the economy. You just don’t care at all, am I right? Why would you care about people struggling to get by, who rely on work, or businesses? We want to make money, but not deal with this pandemic, or the risks that come with it. Have you read about the businesses in other states that are allowed to open, who will suffer more from opening in more ways than one? I doubt it. You probably just want a haircut and to play some golf.

  • Gene Parmesan
    May 6, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    When are enough of us going to get fed up with this and stand up ?

    • Gene Parmesan
      May 6, 2020 at 6:04 pm

      °including myself in that statement

    • Lucille bluth
      May 6, 2020 at 6:52 pm


      • Gene Parmesan
        May 6, 2020 at 7:57 pm

        Yes it’s me Gene Parmesan

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 6, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    Graduation ceremonies are like watching a movie made entirely of end credits.

    That’s pretty friggin hilarious Baker The Faker wasn’t wearing a mask though.

  • Fuck this State
    May 6, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    I hope he gets the Chinese germ and dies. I hope all the statues get sick so we can close down this criminal organization.

    • Yeah!
      May 6, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      I hope the statues get sick too, especially the ones made of bronze, who the hell do they think they are?

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    May 6, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Welcome brave troopers! The posters on here all flunked the requirements. Losers!

    • Captain Obvious
      May 6, 2020 at 6:09 pm

      Cops are just like nurses with all their sanctimonious bullshit, except they’ve been jerking themselves off to that for way longer. Protect and serve, thin blue line, blah blah blah….you fuckin uneducated, power hungry losers all volunteered for that job too – shut up and do it, no extra thanks from me. Take my tax dollars toward your salary and show up to work like the rest of us, you fucking clowns.

      • Did You Get A Ticket?
        May 6, 2020 at 7:28 pm

        What’s your career choice hero?
        If anything

        • Captain Obvious
          May 6, 2020 at 7:48 pm

          Don’t be triggered. I’m free to share my opinion, and you’re free to disagree. I am gainfully employed, have never taken a cent of government money, have never been arrested and have gotten one speeding ticket. I stand by what I said. Sorry you don’t like it, officer.

          • Boo Hoo
            It's Not All About You, Cumstain
            May 7, 2020 at 1:02 am

            Awww… Would you like us to clap for you? Some of have employment and are suffering, some of gladly take that stimulus since our jobs are affected. Some of us know corruption runs rampant through police departments everywhere. Some cops are great, some are horrible. Some people can make things work during this time, some can’t. Glad you consider to be on a high horse, and those of us who work and are affected just don’t matter. It’d be great if people like you could just matter, and shut up and let us deal with the reality of the situation.

          • Captain Obvious
            May 7, 2020 at 6:35 am

            Settle down and read. My original OPINION was about how cops are just like nurses who love to tell everyone how dangerous their job is and how much thanks they should get. I just think that’s weird since they chose that job and are getting paid. My post said nothing about stimulus money or anything else you brought up in your response (stimulus, unemployment, etc). Maybe you should practice critical reading with your time off? And I don’t think I’m on a high horse at all. Was just preempting the prototypical TB commenter rebuttal to any comment they don’t disagree with, which entails calling into question the employment status, national origin, arrest history and welfare status of the poster they disagreed with. Have a good day, sir.

          • Always Left Waiting
            May 7, 2020 at 7:52 pm

            It’s an easy question. Why do you never answer it? That’s an easy question too

        • Big Blue Dan
          May 6, 2020 at 8:46 pm

          I falsify over time records and harass female motorists. Why do you ask?

          • Captain Obvious
            May 6, 2020 at 9:19 pm


            I mean, I honestly don’t even really fault them. Human beings lie, cheat, and steal. They are human beings too. Human beings with badges. Just spare me the overblown valor.

          • General Blatant
            May 7, 2020 at 7:56 pm

            We all know how wealthy you are Captain Stubing. We all also know how full of shit you are too. Being a lying pussy must pay pretty well

      • Joe Orga?
        May 6, 2020 at 7:35 pm

        Is that you? You made my day when you screamed like a girl when you were cuffed!

      • Black Lives Matter
        May 6, 2020 at 11:09 pm

        THANK YOU! Finally some truth about cops. We agree! BLACK LIVES MATTER!

    • Layaaah G
      May 6, 2020 at 6:48 pm

      Tax evasion drug dealing and bsckroom blowjobs help.

  • Kenneth Foley
    May 6, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Maybe Charlie is wearin his mask on his ass.
    Cuz he talks out of his ass

  • Ray Patriarca
    Gov. Charlie Parker
    May 6, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    “Do as I say, don’t do as I do !”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 6, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    RINO piece of shit.
    Just what we need, more meter maids. Got to increase revenue somehow.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      May 6, 2020 at 5:26 pm

      Nary an empty seat to be had.

    • Young Tom Thesaurus
      May 6, 2020 at 7:34 pm

      What do you do for work Tom? Aside from being a complete douchebag

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        May 6, 2020 at 8:15 pm

        I watch you on Masshole Report.

  • losers
    May 6, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    He runs the state and can do what the fuck he wants. Get over it, or get the Governor job and enjoy.

    • Winning!
      May 6, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      I don’t want to do any of that, I just want to bang your hot mom!

      • Captain Trips
        Charlie Tuna
        May 6, 2020 at 7:27 pm

        Nah. been there…she wasn’t that great. In fact, something resembling pea soup dribbled out of her slot. Grossed me out

  • Charlie Parker
    May 6, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Masks are for everyone else not me.

    Sexual assault laws are for everyone else not my son gropey.

  • RunningfromMA
    May 6, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    How many regular people had to forego their graduations, weddings, funerals, the elite police do whatever the hell they want? Only several hundred of them gathered together for this party. How much does a jet flyover cost?
    Saw lots of photos a few weeks ago with a big gathering of local cops giving a big send off funeral to one of their own too. Mere peons are not allowed to do that.
    Shared sacrifice my ass! Stop acting like the rules dont apply to you and people will give you more respect.

    • Captain Obvious
      May 6, 2020 at 6:07 pm

      Fuck every single cop.

      • Captain Obvious’ Mom
        May 6, 2020 at 6:32 pm

        Someone hurt Captain Obvious’ feelings. Walk upstairs and have Mamma kiss your boo-boo.

      • jarhead
        May 6, 2020 at 8:20 pm

        Ive been waiting two months now to Bury my mother,my hip Surgery and knee replacement both cancelled. Charlie Bakers pulling this cheap, in your face , Double Standard bullshit. Who the Fuck does he think hes fooling, Walsh too . Let me Bury my Mother and have my Surgery and this is America???Jarhead

        • randiguy2006
          Jesus H. Christ
          May 7, 2020 at 12:03 pm

          Stop yer whining sissy boy.

          You got a back yard and a shovel?

          I fail to see the problem.

      • Black Lives Matter
        May 7, 2020 at 12:06 am


    • Cry Us A River
      May 6, 2020 at 7:39 pm

      Take the test and stop being such a pussy.

      • Captain Obvious
        May 6, 2020 at 7:53 pm

        No, thank you. I positioned myself in life so that I can make money without putting myself in “imminent danger” everyday. Or at least that’s what you guys love to say. I see a lot of you directing traffic (while texting). Thank you for protecting and serving. Just shut up about it, you’re not volunteering.

        • Supah Troopah
          May 6, 2020 at 9:30 pm

          Eating donuts causes cardiac problems and drinking really causes problems. Dont even get me started on police wives snd black eyes

    • Boo Hoo
      Granite State Stays Safe
      May 7, 2020 at 12:55 am

      Stay away from my state, you all seemed cursed. Lost cases here came from Mass. We don’t want you here. Go stay home in your shithole Mass town.

  • Jus sayin
    May 6, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Turtle, you’re a complete fucking idiot

    • Just saying
      May 6, 2020 at 5:06 pm

      Poster, you’re mother rides a bicycle with no seat.

  • Truth
    May 6, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    For the last dozen years, these same Mask Nazis have been choosing which laws they want to enforce and which laws (mostly immigration laws) they want to ignore. Now, they’re triggered by people choosing to flout the royal edicts of Charlie Parker. They truly lack self awareness.

    • Your Mom Told Us
      May 6, 2020 at 7:41 pm

      It must be so difficult to go through life being such a moron and coward.

  • bill fleming
    May 6, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    The rules are for thee not me. This reminds me of an old Andy Griffith episode where Gomer chases Deputy Barney Fife for violating the same law that Gomer was cited for. Gomer starting chanting citizens arrest to Barney. People should chant Citizens Arrest every time Tall Devall shows up.

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