Social Justice Warriors

Virtue Signaling White Woman Who Chose To Move To Swampscott Despite Having Almost No Black People Is Looking For Black Owned Restaurants To Spend Her White Guilt Money At 


Breaking news – a white woman with a hyphenated last name has moved to Swampscott and she’s looking for a way to alleviate some of the guilt she feels every day for being born white.

Virtue signal received.

She just moved here too. Sure, she could’ve chosen to live in a diverse town like Lynn where property is cheaper and minority owned businesses are much easier to find, but she chose Swampscott instead because that way her kids won’t have to go to school with kids who look different.

If you were to come up with a bio for a liberal white woman who lives in the suburbs but desperately wanted to prove she cared about people of color, this would be it.

Don’t worry though, she’s read plenty of literature about how being color blind when it comes to race is what real racism looks like.


“I’m guessing if you spoke with some black business owners.” – Someone who clearly has never spoken to a black business owner her entire whitewashed life, and assumes that all black people think the same way because she is extremely racist.

Newsflash – businesses do well if they offer a good product for a good price. Merit always equals success in capitalism. If you make delicious food, market it well, and offer an environment that people want to eat the food in then people will come. If it’s REALLY good you can even charge more for it too.

People like this saw the George Floyd video and feel like it’s somehow their fault, even though there’s no evidence whatsoever that it was a racially motivated crime. They desperately wanna show the world that they care about black people so they post shit about black owned businesses and do this.

Meanwhile the media is doing their part too.

See that? That’s what racial discrimination looks like. Businesses have to pay to advertise on websites like Masslive. Now they’re giving out free advertising, but only if the business owner is black. That is the definition of racial discrimination. It’s also demeaning, and if I were a black business owner I would demand that my business not be listed because it’s assuming that my product isn’t good enough to sell itself without pathetic white guilt institutions like Masslive propping it up.



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71 Comment(s)
  • Norm
    June 15, 2020 at 10:11 am

    Keep up the good work TB

    • JesusHChrist
      June 17, 2020 at 12:41 am

      She states she likes to put her money where her mouth is, I would bet she like to put a black cock with a load of cum blasting in her mouth a lot better that a few dollars in her mouth. Suck on this you skank.

  • Destabilizer
    June 14, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    “White” woman. Looks like another shape-shifter.

  • Leona Twatski
    June 14, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    I’m better than all the rest of you white people and don’t forget it bitches…

  • Maureen McCarthy
    June 14, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    Should have moved to Grove Hall in Boston. Plenty of black everything. Did she graduate from any school?

  • Maureen McCarthy
    June 14, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    She really would have enjoyed Grove Hall in Boston. Lovely. Plenty of black everything. Is there any school that she graduated from?

  • Clarissa explains it all
    June 14, 2020 at 10:51 am

    Not sure why there was a problem with anything she did. She seems like a very kind hearted person. Turtle boy usually does a good job exposing bad people but this lady is a good one. What’s up with that?

    • Truth
      June 14, 2020 at 11:08 am

      If you don’t see the bigotry in this, you’re butt blind. Why does she have to broadcast to the world that she wants to help black owned businesses? It’s because she wants credit for it. She’s not helping black owned businesses. She’s feeding her ego.

  • Typical Lib
    June 14, 2020 at 10:08 am

    I grew up in Swampscott and can attest that it is the least diverse place in the state.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 14, 2020 at 8:44 am

    I laud Amy Paulsen-Reed. She is so saintlike and virtuous for wanting to support a business owned by a black! I admire her courage!

    June 14, 2020 at 8:20 am

    “Anyone know of any white-owned businesses in the area?”

    Would that be okay to post?

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    June 14, 2020 at 12:18 am

    What a cunt !

    • Hugh Mungous
      June 14, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      Spot on Ray, nothing more need be said

  • Donald Trump
    June 14, 2020 at 12:04 am

    More black-owned businesses since I’ve been president than in any other time in American history! I’m the black lives matter President!

  • Popeyes chicken sandwich
    June 13, 2020 at 11:54 pm

    Chicken sandwiches,Henny and heroin…..

    Atlanta is burning tonight..

  • Drylaw
    June 13, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    If she sucks some black cock in Roxbury she can assuage her guilt and give the good brothers her money too
    That’ll serve several purpose
    A meal
    She can share her money
    She can help a brother out and make him happy while humiliating herself
    See it’s a win win situation
    Fucking woke clam twat waffle

  • H.Ler
    June 13, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Her husband is a cuck pussy and she is obviously jungle fevered

  • Big Enos Burdette
    June 13, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Swampscott is Whiter than a marshmallow floating in a glass of milk, North Korea is a more diverse place to live. Nobody is dumb enough to believe she didn’t realize this long before moving in.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    June 13, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    Well, bullshit comes in 3s i guess. Frpm WCVB:

    Dozens of health care workers gathered in front of MetroWest Medical Center to affirm their solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement Friday afternoon.

    #staythefuck home. We’re all gonna die if we don’t…except when “our” cause is virtuous. FUCK YOU! Month 4 of this bullshit. A few places I have season passes informed me they are closed for the summer.

      June 13, 2020 at 10:25 pm

      These pretentious, condescending hypocrites….. they say they support black issues, yet only one employee seen on the report was black.

  • Y
    June 13, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    Share all these videos on your social media; your friends and family deserve truth!
    Stronger together; United we Stand!

    • Judge dread
      June 13, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      Awesome. Thumbs up.

      If you write up a dissertation on Islamic slave trade you would def be called out as Islamophobic on the marxist campuses.

  • Y
    June 13, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    Kill your TV.

  • Amy Paulsen-Reed is a Racist
    June 13, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Seattle, Tacoma, Harvard, studied hebrew, has the black-circle of anus for her profile picture, must represent her being an asshole.

    Buy some heroin from a poc and OD you useless nut.

  • Y
    June 13, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    • Orion
      June 13, 2020 at 9:42 pm

      Well, that’s terrifying… holy shit! How can so many people be so delusional about the state of things?

  • Y
    June 13, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    • lemmings
      June 13, 2020 at 8:44 pm

      Good vid Y, took a muslim to call em out.

    • Orion
      June 13, 2020 at 9:36 pm

      Surprised to hear a few american voices being interviewed. Not surprised they were just as retarded as the brainwashed aussies.

    • Paul Casale
      June 14, 2020 at 1:28 pm

      I watched most of it. It was a bit repetitive. He incorrectly stated that George Floyd just committed a violent offense before he was arrested. Last time I checked, passing counterfeit money is not a violent offense. Maybe this guy should get his facts straight before he tries to make a point.

  • Honey?
    June 13, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Do you think KFC is still open?

  • Do the Reich Thing
    June 13, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Oh and btw, so glad to see Amazon, Hulu, Netflix, etc are also now very woke with their Black Lives Matter selection of movies. Who knew this George Floyd was a more powerful historical figure thank Martin Luther King Jr. Maybe because of him I’ll finally be allowed to go out to eat in, not outside on a friggin sidewalk, in a restaurant!

    • W.H.O.
      June 13, 2020 at 7:49 pm

      Although it does not yet have full AMA approval, lead injected at a high velocity is considered a leading cure for COVID-19.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    June 13, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Begrew cunts like this should be mandated to live in murderpan the berry or dot.

    • Jesus Saves But Moses Invests
      June 13, 2020 at 7:51 pm

      Hebrew mahty Hebrew

  • Huggggie beahhhh
    June 13, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Just looked at her Instagram she is a beard for that “husband” of hers there’s no way that guy is straight Liberace Is straighter than him

    • Eric Idle
      June 13, 2020 at 7:47 pm

      Amy is really a Peggy, eh?? Wink wink nudge nudge

  • H.Ler
    June 13, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    So in essence this white liberal cunt is saying a Dr. King is wrong and she is right because she does see skin color and Dr.King does not. WOW….What a true racist white devil kunt!
    She should stop hiding behind the Wuhan curtain and admit she has jungle fever and s cuck for a husband.

  • Seth Putnam
    June 13, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    That’s like saying are there any good Chinese restaurants to make up for the fact that we drop those two atomic bombs on them. Oh wait Pearl Harbor. Yes forgot. When are we going apologize for Pearl Harbor ? I am so funny

  • Do The Reich Thing
    June 13, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    She’s so woke that she will spend her money on a black owned business in Swampscott. Why not Roxbury? Dorchester? Mattapan?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    June 13, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    Nothing like seeking out the blacks who consist of about 13% of the population, yet they commit more than 50% of the violent crime. And reward them with financial gain. Don’t hold them accountable because you need their vote.

    Fuck the BLACKS, get Chinese food this weekend.

  • Metro's empty nut pouch
    June 13, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    I would wear those glasses.

  • Michael Collings
    June 13, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    We do not condone this type of behavior black people!
    I know how this must make your blood boil. I’m embarrassed to be white at this point.
    We support everyone

  • Orion
    June 13, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    I’ll say it again: Hyphenated last names are fucking cancer. The women who have them almost always have ugly glasses as well.

  • FOH
    June 13, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    You want your business to be supported? Offer a good product or service and do it well, don’t just expect money because your skin’s not white. Fuck outta here with that lazy mentality. Isn’t the sudden push to “support” black business – just because – really insulting and token?

    • Altar of Thickness
      June 13, 2020 at 8:33 pm

      Haha, yeah! I can somehow picture cities filling with pop-up black run lemonade stands to qualify as businesses… just so they can make “that bread”.

  • Let's help the poor victims
    June 13, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    How wonderfully patronizing.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    June 13, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Thank you for exposing these assholes. I’m sure she did research before moving to that white town. Douche bag

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    June 13, 2020 at 6:27 pm


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  • Klan Rider
    June 13, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Why would anyone want to go to a black-owned business ever?

    • The Spirit of Carl Baldino
      June 13, 2020 at 6:35 pm

      To pretend you’re not racist! It’s a brilliant tactic actually. I married a black woman. Woke is thy middle name.

  • WeRFucked
    June 13, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    I must be racist as fuck. I go shopping or dining wherever I feel like. If it happens to be owned by a white person of skin color advantage, I still shop there. But if I find out it’s owned by an OTW (other-than-white) I still shop or eat there. You know why you racist fucking cunt? Because it doesn’t matter what color a person is to me. I can post here, completely anonymous, that I have no problem with anyone, so long as they are a decent human being. I don’t need to use my real name on Facebook to let the whole fucking world know I accept everyone, especially the African-American community, because making them feel “special” is the same thing you do to a retarded person at the Special Olympics.
    RACISM WILL END WHEN WE TREAT EVERYONE EQUAL. Not tell them that they need your help, and you’re going to give them that help.


    • Grafton Hill
      June 13, 2020 at 7:00 pm

      You hit the nail on the head!
      When I grew up, we were THE poor. I met everyone from everywhere and it wasn’t about skin color. Friends became brothers.
      We went to school together, played sports together, went into the military or worked together, and still see each other once in a while, together.

  • whatevuh
    June 13, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Maybe Amy is the new Becky or Karen now? Are the names interchangeable ?

  • Bottom Shelf Sully
    June 13, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Definitely nothing for her in Marblehead, Lynn is too rough for her delicate sphincter…maybe Beverly or Salem? There could be just right baby-bear opportunities for her in Gloucester every 4-6 months.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 13, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Imagine being married to a cunt like that? Bet that husband likes wearing 2 condoms for his annual handjob.

    If my old lady sat around reading anti-white propaganda all day I would send her to the looney bin or chris benoit her asap.

  • Judge dread
    June 13, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Of course she’s a hyphenate. I wonder how long this virtue signalling is going to last?

    Hey Cunty McShitterman, news flash, Facebook and Twitter activism and sharing stupid BLM black square memes does not make you a civil rights activist. Facebook and Twitter are not real life platforms.

    • Truth
      June 13, 2020 at 6:35 pm

      We’re living in crazy times. People bend over backwards to be part of the “in crowd”. They’ve done it for generations. But, we’ve never seen people bend over backwards to be part of such an evil group. These people have no joy in their lives. They get their rocks off destroying people. This isn’t normal. Conspiracy theorists make the argument we’re being controlled by satanists. I honestly can’t come up with a logical argument against this theory.

  • Just you wait
    June 13, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Any minute now the media is going to throw this whole race/hating /Cop thing out the window because Antonio Brown just got probation that means that the Tampa Bay Lightning or wherever the fuck Tom Brady is Is going to sign him so you have Antonio Brown Gronkowski and Tom Brady on the same team probably within the next few hours it’s going to be announced in the whole world’s going to go fucking crazy And at the same time Gronk is going to announce that not only is he a huge gay icon to the gay community that he himself is gay.

    • WeRFucked
      June 13, 2020 at 6:32 pm

      If Gronk comes out of the closet, I will too.
      Fuck Racism, if there really is such a thing (there isn’t.)
      Treat everyone equal, even gay footballers.

  • Idiots
    June 13, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    This wahhhman is a fucking dingbat. When you go down eastern ave take a left onto Chatham st and get lost.

  • I’m white
    June 13, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Fucking hate white people

  • John Harvard
    June 13, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Harvard, Harvard, Rah! Rah! Rah!

  • I call....
    June 13, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    I will also be “putting my money where my mouth is.” I will be making a $100 donation to my local police department to show them my support for protecting and serving my law abiding family. I’d encourage y’all to do the same. I dont care if they spend it on cocaine and hookers, I’m still thankful for what they do everyday.

  • Hibi
    June 13, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Any you shouldn’t apologize for being white

    But you sure as fuck need to apologize for being an ugly douchebag

  • randiguy2006
    June 13, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    Hey, what’s with the commie cold face mask ads?

    • LOL
      June 13, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      When COVID 20 hits later this year…CHA-CHING!!!

  • randiguy2006
    June 13, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    What ever happened to the restaurants that advertised here?

  • So...
    June 13, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    …her profile picture – is she a hockey puck now?

  • Seeking out 1 particular race
    June 13, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    Ya thats not racist at all. You’re right Amy, I’m the racist one. Do me a favor, make the same exact post but insert white instead of black. You dumb crunchy bitch

    • WeRFucked
      June 13, 2020 at 6:53 pm


      Keep telling blacks they’re different.
      That isn’t racist at all.
      What a cunt she is.

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