Franklyn Abreu Is The Swampscott Swamp Donkey Who Fights Old Men – The Camry Is His Company Car, And He Works With The Disabled

Because of cooooooooooooooourse he’s a “caregiver”








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Happy Thanksgiving, Turtleriders! I hope by now you’ve got the bird in the oven, stuffed to the guts, and are well on your way to a noon time supper.


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We have a lot to be thankful for over here at Turtleboy – but we’re most thankful that we have the best sleuthers in existence on our side, fighting the good fight.


What we’re particularly thankful for this morning is that this overfed turkey

Franklyn Abreu, of Andover, has been outed for being the cowardly dooshnozzle he is.


We wrote this blog last night looking to ID the hardo that knocked a poor old man on his ass

all because the gentleman had the stones to dare to call him out for parking in a handicap space.



But of course – Franklyn tells a much different tale

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“unbelivably misconstrueded”


and here we go: everyone is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist!


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Because of course it is racist to call a disrespectful, entitled meathead out for parking in a handicap space when they’re anything but white. Clearly this had everything to do with skin color and nothing at all to do with the fact you’re a fucking asshole. Got it.

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He also told the old man twice not to come near him, so the third time was fair game, right?

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So, it turns out that Frankie-poo

Is a 29-year-old recent college grad, who majored in Nutrition Science, has a *very* proud mama, and also has quite a resume

I’m just wondering if he backhanded 8 year olds who looked at him sideways at the Y…



According to his linked in

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He’s a currently a “brain injury counselor” at Community Center for Independence, which is in Reveeeeeeah.


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And in a most hilarious turn of events, it seems that Frankie was on the clock and in his company car, a 2008 Toyota Camry, when the fracas went down.

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Got ’em


It’d be such a shame if his boss caught wind of this whole thing. Beating the elderly while on the company dime, and working with another ‘protected class’ of people – the disabled? Yikes.

I can’t think of a worse look for a company whose entire clientele is disabled than to employ someone who clearly takes advantage of people who aren’t capable of defending themselves.


And because I know the car groups love them some NSTB after Dangate

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Apparently Franklyn shows up in his personal Camry to car meets all over Eastern MA.

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He’s recently slapped on a “JDM-af” bumper, a windshield sticker, and some wheels. What a build!


If you see him, make sure to ask him how it feels to shove grandpas to the ground.

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Bottom line, Franklyn is the type of insecure dude with zero wheels turning upstairs. He can’t decipher a real threat from a perceived attack on ego, and I’m betting if there isn’t already a domestic in his past, there’s probably gonna be a doozy at some point in the future.  He really is just a terrible excuse for a man.


He even gets his flat-brimmed hats embroidered with his name. Case closed.

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47 Comment(s)
  • Jrelly87
    December 4, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Lmfao those are his old-ass tinder pics too, kid got fat as fuck

  • Mike
    November 25, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    What kind of guy poses in front mirror rubbing muscles…I’m so pretty, oh so pretty…here hoping he loses his job by Monday

  • Dick
    November 24, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    I’m thinking that I’ll have to take a little trip to Assechusets with my buddy from Springfield named M- 14 ( weight : 7.62 mm ) and give this asshole a ventilation adjustment ! After the adjustment , he’ll be breathing properly !
    That is to say ” NOT AT ALL ” !!! HE NEEDS DEAD ! I’M 74 myself and would have shot the son of a bitch on the spot ! Anybody out there want to save me a trip and take care of business ?

    • Clown
      November 24, 2017 at 6:27 pm

      Go get him sir!

    • Troll McTrollahan
      November 25, 2017 at 9:43 am

      You shouldn’t have car keys let alone a gun. Who the hell let you on a computer? You can’t shoot him just because he’s a negro. Wheel your shriveled old ass to a tv, turn the volume all the way up, and wait for your creamed corn and tapioca!

  • Craig
    November 24, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    Has a degree, am amazed at that one. But hold on, he took the easy affirmative action ride. Not only at school, but at work too. Hope he’s arrested for assaulting the senior citizen, it’s a felony.

  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    November 24, 2017 at 11:18 am

    hang the nigger from the tree.
    do not be ashamed to be white.
    worship the turtle.

  • CareerEnder
    November 24, 2017 at 2:46 am

    Too bad he already went to college, cause it looks like he was maybe trying for a cop job at some point, alas with the security gig. Guess what, he’ll now have zero, nothing, if he isnt fired from his security job, anything that happens with his security job holds his company liable for anything he does. He’s punched his ticket for the EBT railroad, thanks to TB, great job!!!!

    • chrissy
      November 24, 2017 at 10:23 am


      can you imagine how he would treat people as a cop?

      i hope he is never in any position of authority ever.

      these articles served a higher purpose *cheers turtlebloggers*

  • November 24, 2017 at 1:18 am

    It was reported on the news tonight that there is now a criminal investigation. They’re saying that the police weren’t aware of the video at the time they issued the parking ticket.

    • Clown
      November 24, 2017 at 8:20 am

      Good. He better start another cycle of roids. There are gonna be people who don’t see this as funny or excusable no matter what he claims the older gentlemen did. Most of us were brought up with morals and told by our parents to respect our elders no matter what. Not to push em. That shows just how much of a bitch he is. He is going to get his ass beat over this. It’s gonna be on a night when he is on his way home from a bar and someone is going remember him and then it will be on. That’s if it doesn’t all start sooner. Either way he will get it. Imagine how he must treat his own mother

      • chrissy
        November 24, 2017 at 10:27 am

        honestly it’s no joke that’s why the law is involved. but if some old lady comes at me in a parking lot and touching me and talking me badly I would hope i would have the right to stand up for myself. not SHOVE her like an ape on roids though. but where i’m from if you come at someone like that on the road there is something called road rage and you would possibly be shot. not justifying or excusing this rabid apes shoving though

        • Clown
          November 24, 2017 at 6:21 pm

          Words are one thing. But assault is another. And we don’t know what the whole story really is. We only see part of the video which kinda sucks because we really don’t know what the older gentlemen did. But it doesn’t excuse him putting his hands on him. He could have sat there and said anything and everything. But the second he put his hands on that man he became the problem. And I can agree sometimes old people think that because they are old the world owes them. But again. Anybody raised with morals would not assault a elderly person.

          • pro trump has a one track mind
            November 25, 2017 at 11:24 am

            so if an elderly person yells at and puts hands on you can you respond with the same level of action?

          • pro trump has a one track mind
            November 25, 2017 at 11:25 am


    • Dick
      November 24, 2017 at 6:27 pm

      Good ! And when he gets out , we off him !

  • Bleh
    November 23, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    Picture of him and the other two guys…they must be on their way to ManRays.

  • SEan
    November 23, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Roid rage !!! Insecure coward , small dick sydrome … flat prim hat at 40 with your name on it you fucking clown grow up .
    He going to fight 4 th grader on Monday Pussy

  • They call me Ponch
    November 23, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    If that’s Mom, I’d tap it.

  • Vince McMahon
    November 23, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    That dive was less convincing than what you would see in professional soccer.

  • Cass
    November 23, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    What an asshole! I’m so sick of scumbags getting away with shit just because they can cry racism.
    This guy should have skills to have talked this guy down or at the least walked away. If he couldn’t do that in this situation he has no business working in healthcare.

  • Steven Stover
    November 23, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    He claims it was racist. Charge him with a hate crime then.

  • Hmmmm...
    November 23, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Obviously him shoving the old man was absurd. However, if he was in a company car and he works with the disabled, could he have been parked in the handicap parking spot waiting for a disabled person to come back to the car? The old man seemed pretty spry to be fighting over a parking spot. Just sayin.

    • chrissy
      November 23, 2017 at 2:08 pm


  • Daniel Pepin
    November 23, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    So im confused? Did he become a weightlifter to beat up handicapped people? And if so, his job provides the people? But he ALSO parks in handicapped spots to pick fights with the elderly? Man oh man, wait til his Mom finds out!

    Also, Happy Thanksgiving!!

    • Wareham
      November 23, 2017 at 4:07 pm

      Pepin’s liquor store?

  • Troll McTrollahan
    November 23, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    In his defense old white people are racist, entitled, and super annoying. Anyone else not seeing the voting buttons?

    • chrissy
      November 23, 2017 at 12:34 pm

      yeah i don’t see em

      yeah with this vid he was roid ragey in his shove but dude was obnoxious all up in his face possibly even touching him like roidrager claims so two sides to this story I reckon but he took it too far cos he had the steroids

    • whatevuh
      November 24, 2017 at 7:36 am

      just remember something, without white people, you wouldn’t ‘t have any welfare, think about that for a while, btw you’re welcome !

      • $lim Chance
        November 24, 2017 at 9:46 am

        Not true. My welfare comes from the welfare office where most employees are bilingual and NOT white. You need to educate yourself before running your mouth

        • 1borneveryminute
          November 24, 2017 at 10:37 am

          Yeah because the people working the office print the money there. I won’t go into the logistics of how funds get appropriated because it’s apparent your feeble mind couldn’t decipher it.

          • $lim Chance
            November 24, 2017 at 9:41 pm

            I never said they printed money. They print checks and send them out. Now who’s mind is feeble? I showed you you stupid dumbass!

      • pro trump
        November 25, 2017 at 11:12 am


        • pro trump has a one track mind
          November 25, 2017 at 11:22 am


          honey take your lithium you’re sounding more and more like Wwy

        • You’re just jealous
          November 25, 2017 at 12:10 pm

          Like their free access to your wife in that no holes barred gang bang video? Still angry that you got stuck holding the camera? I’ll bet those animals didn’t even pick up afterwards, just left you with the mess. Ever seen a video of a black dude getting cucked? Me either!

  • chrissy
    November 23, 2017 at 10:42 am

    omg his resume posted!

    looks like he shouldn’t have called you a racist girl, ooooops XD

  • Ralph
    November 23, 2017 at 10:24 am

    What a P O S

  • Publius
    November 23, 2017 at 10:13 am

    The main street media is still asking for tips. Here is to Frankie unemployment.

  • Common Sense Patrol
    November 23, 2017 at 9:41 am

    Who deputized the old man?

    If Barney Fife didn’t take it upon himself to enforce the law without a badge, he could have avoided this obvious roid head.

    There’s no excuse for hitting an elderly man (or for taking a handicap space without an emergency), but the old guy should be smart enough not to needlessly poke an obvious danger.

    • Lou P
      Lou P
      November 23, 2017 at 10:46 am

      Disagree. I have no issue with a citizen calling out an inconsiderate ass about using a handicap parking spot.
      And the elderly man needs to be accorded respect, regardless.

    • Troll McTrollahan
      November 23, 2017 at 12:53 pm


    • mike
      November 23, 2017 at 5:08 pm

      exactly, he has no authority. hes a sign enforcer, have you seen these people?
      they are pathetic.

      i loved how the police showed up and were like ‘so what’.

      an old man started a fight over a parking spot, ended up on the ground. get on with your life.

      the funniest part was when the dumb bitch stood behind the car ‘so he couldn’t leave’ LOL, then she took to facebook to tell everyone what a good person she is. good god what a dumb bitch.

      As an added bonus, the comment section commandos are out in force. Threatening violence, talking about guns, its great.

      For the next act, the little people will spam his employer, telling them what a bad person he is and that he should not have a minimum wage job. And the correct response from his employer is
      ‘was he arrested?’
      ‘no, but…’
      ‘go piss yourself’

      • Publius
        November 23, 2017 at 10:15 pm

        the best part is the internet is forever. Maybe this dirtbag could careless. #minimumwagenobenefits

  • Sam
    November 23, 2017 at 9:38 am

    Works with ppl who have brain injuries yet almost gives a handicapped elderly guy a brain injury. How shameful…

  • Justice for All
    November 23, 2017 at 9:23 am

    Definitely a conceited fuck! Good luck keeing that non-profit job.

  • Crippled Crips
    November 23, 2017 at 9:02 am

    A few questions and comments:
    1) Where is his Chicago Bulls hat?
    2) I’m shocked that he even has a resume
    3) When a guy with what appears to be the dog filter calls you out on your BS, you’ve done fucked up

  • mike
    November 23, 2017 at 8:45 am

    … and i still dont care.

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