Social Justice Warriors

Virtue Signaling Peabody Art Teacher Shames Local Business For Boarding Up Their Windows Before “All Cops Are Bastards” Protest Friday


This is Peabody High School teacher Melissa Guimaraes.

She’s a virtue signaling twat who can’t keep her mouth shut on Facebook and posts stuff like this to deflect when she puts her foot in her mouth.

And she’s pretty upset that a local business what was shut down because of Karens like her now has the audacity to board up and protect itself from looters and rioters since Peabody is planning on having another “protest” too.


Oh look, the basic Becky who now gets paid to teach art at home on Zoom and hasn’t missed a paycheck is upset that a locally owned business has the audacity to protect their livelihood, because…racism. It’s not like any businesses have been destroyed by these protesters. They’re well known for being peaceful after all.

But according to her business owners take the risk that their livelihoods could be destroyed by 20 year old anarchists in skinny jeans, so it’s really their fault.

They can just “pick up and move on.” And it’s OK because a guy in Minnesota was killed. It’s also this business’ fault because they “should have listened when protesters were doing it peacefully.” Now the looters have no choice but to destroy them.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse than a teacher openly advocating for the looting of a local business, and accusing the business owner of being racist for wanting to protect their property, she also frequently uses language like this in her online pissing matches.

“You sick fuck! Are you masturbating?”

“Melissa is masturbating to our conversation.”

Imagine this was your kid’s teacher?

The most ironic part about this is that she is also the owner of a small business called Melissa’s Budding Artists. Check them out on Facebook here Basically you just pay her to babysit your crotch fruits while they paint. I’m sure she’d really appreciate if if someone destroyed her life’s work, or burned Peabody High School the ground. Ya know, because….George Floyd. As long as you say the words “George Floyd,” you can literally justify any deviant or criminal behavior.

The business issued a statement explaining why they had to protect their livelihood, which is insane that they had to do this.

Nevertheless there were plenty of morons who agreed with her

But they had every right to worry because Heidy Salama, the woman who organized it, wrote “ACAB” on the Facebook group for the protest.

ACAB = All Cops Are Bastards. Antifa and other rioters spray paint that all over cop cars before destroying them. Clearly Forehead Felicia here has no intent to keep this peaceful, so it’s completely understandable why a business would board up their windows.

And finally there’s this.

The chick who “never forgets” the sacrifices cops made on 911 is now vocally supporting a group of violent looters who hate the police. Makes sense.

So yea, the fact that this woman is a teacher is mind boggling. Don’t worry though, she’s in no danger of losing her job. Not because of the union, but because the crazy shit she’s saying is being done under the guise of “social justice.”


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73 Comment(s)
  • Peabody Businesses Matter
    June 9, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    Jesus, Heidy Salama doesn’t have a forehead, she has a fivehead.

  • The reality is Black neighborhoods will always be oppressed
    June 8, 2020 at 9:47 am

    In every race riot against black rights in the 50’s and earlier black neighborhoods were looted and destroyed by white people pretesting against their rights.

    Now we have white kids rioting, looting and destroying black neighborhoods FOR black rights.

    WTF how does this make any sense.

  • johny tremain
    June 6, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    spic slut

  • Bobo olsen
    June 6, 2020 at 11:59 am

    A fat hideous looking douchebag
    I’ll bet her cunt smells like the Lynn marsh at low tide
    Her breath smells like Andre the giants asshole
    Peabody is a shithole being over run by spics

  • JoeMomma
    June 6, 2020 at 11:28 am

    Look on the bright side….
    Once the tax revenue plummets due to the shutdown, art teachers will be the first ones gone.

  • Teacher, @ Wachusett
    June 6, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Ah fuck, looks like I’m going to have to attend ANOTHER round of “White Fragility” , white privilege, “Dismantling the White Patriarchy”, supposed “professional development” mandated by our fearless/feckless superintendent…

  • Get more better at Englishing.
    June 6, 2020 at 10:19 am

    One. That’s how many question marks or exclamation points belong at the end of a sentence. Just one. “Does anyone know where I left my English textbook????”, is not proper punctuation.
    That’s almost as bad as the people who write a question without a question mark. “Does anybody know where I left my English text book.”
    Also, yea rhymes with gay and day. The word you’re looking for is yeah, not yea.

  • Truth
    June 6, 2020 at 10:02 am

    White people have the scarlet letter of slavery for the rest of time.

    Communists and Socialists have killed millions of people in the last 150 years and they’ve been forgiven and given free reign

      June 6, 2020 at 5:17 pm

      Millions of people? That was just in Cambodia!

      There are dozens of countries with slaughter and starvation. The number is more like 100 million murders.

      Check out things on wikipedia like “Mass killings under communist regimes” and “The Black Book of Communism”.

  • Country Twat
    June 6, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Kill Her…… please

    • Too far
      June 6, 2020 at 8:50 am

      Way to take things too far. Someone please delete this comment. Jesus, she made a really fucking stupid argument but this is extreme.

  • bill fleming
    June 6, 2020 at 6:28 am

    Next step remove all school resource officers. The next step after that is station an ambulance outside for bitches like her who get their ass beaten when the children in her classroom spray paint her with black lives matter.

  • Mayor Torigian
    June 6, 2020 at 12:58 am

    I keep hearing these losers (fat crapola scumbag ‘Killer Mike”) talk about’ insurance is going to pay for it’ like this money just comes out of insurance thin air….no mutha fuka, my insurance is going to go up 10 percent next year. Doesnt sound like a lot, but have you ever looked at how much you pay for insurance? Auto, home, life, health, dental, electronics, ect. It’s like 30 percent of my pay, after taxes.

    I guess when you suck off the governments teet you dont give a shit about insurance.
    Fuck Peabody and all the grape-smashers that live there.

  • Joe Mama
    June 5, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    What a cunt. My son goes to Peabody High and my daughter will start in the fall. My son said she dresses and acts like a kid and everyone knows she sells weed to kids because she wants to be their friend …pretty pathetic. Sad that she’s trying to ruin a business run by a good family that people in this area love just because they want to protect themselves or may have a different opinion than her. People like her who don’t allow others to form their own opinions have no business teaching our kids. She’s not going to like when the principal is contacted by parents to complain about her, I guarantee it

    • bilbo baggins esq.
      June 6, 2020 at 6:54 pm

      it’s common knowledge that this vapid cunt sells sour diesel weed to her students

  • Sara
    June 5, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Did she lose her job ?

  • ames1049
    June 5, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    What does she expect? All the businesses to be handing out free grape drank, chicken gizzards and souvenir bricks to the “peaceful protesters”?

    We saw what the “peaceful protesters” did last weekend in Boston, and other cities across our nation.

    Stanzy’s did what any business owner with an ounce of common sense would do.

  • al capoon
    June 5, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    I’d bang both of em’….with a rusty rasp file. luv, Al

  • Landlord
    June 5, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    I actually looked at purchasing that building, it was semi abandoned for decades. Finally the new owner has finished renovations and he’s supposed to open a Molotov coctail with open arms after injecting millions of capital into the failing downtown Peabody strip?

  • Definitely don’t do this
    June 5, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Man, it would be such a shame if those same rioters should break into her classroom. Art supplies aren’t cheap! And so many teachers put their own money/livelihood into their classrooms.

  • Dan
    June 5, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Every time I read the Turtle Boy website I get depressed by these perverse people. Just nuts! This is so messed up. What is wrong with these people!? And these stories affect how I now interact with people. . I seem to be less social and no longer that helpful good citizen

  • Bullshit artist
    June 5, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Here’s a simple solution. Melissa Guimaraes should be willing to guarantee in writing that she will pay for the all costs to repair any property damage to any business in Peabody that results from them not boarding up their storefronts. Like any liberal, she’d never put her money where her mouth is.

    • Melissa the Art Teacher
      June 5, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      Deal! Bc I’m here now and it’s a beautiful peaceful protest!

    • Melissa the Art Teacher
      June 5, 2020 at 7:51 pm

      Protests are over. All went peacefully. No issues at all. Wish you could have made it out to Peabody square. It was a beautiful tribute and I was honored to be part of it!

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        June 6, 2020 at 5:16 am

        This borders on post hoc, ergo propter hoc. Just because the gathering ended up peaceful does not prove that it could not potentially be violent.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    June 5, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    She definitely clogs toilets wherever she dumps.

  • Melissa's Dildo
    June 5, 2020 at 4:53 pm



    • Snarky Pete
      June 5, 2020 at 7:21 pm

      Do what her exes do. Fake your own death.

  • Emma
    June 5, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Yikes. I really liked Melissa when I had her as a teacher a few years back. I don’t agree with her on this and I kind wish she didn’t double down. I don’t think trying to hurt Stanzy’s was necessary. There’s nothing wrong with taking precautionary measures to protect your business. I just don’t get it but I think her hearts in the right place, but yeah I think she’s wrong on this one. People are definitely being harsh. I saw someone calling her fat and making fun of her kids on Facebook. Let’s cut that crap. No need for the petty daggers. I don’t know, this whole thing is just crazy. Can’t wait for life to get back to normal.

  • Art Flaherty
    "I will never "patron" your establishment "
    June 5, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    A perfect example of an illiterate pile of sh!t. Imagine the bullshit she feeds the poor kids in her custody. She could be the poster child for home schooling. In 6 months when diminished tax revenues require art & music teacher layoffs she will be asking, “do you need ketchup w those fries?”

  • Judge dread
    June 5, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    The idiot SJW mayorcunt of DC, Bowser, just renamed 16th St NW about 10 blocks north of the WH “Black Lives Matter Plaza” and they painted Black Lives Matter in huge bright orange letters on 16th St NW.

    Maybe they should paint that in the Austin and south side neighborhoods of Chicago were 83 people were shot last weekend. But no those lives don’t matter. Nothing to see here, move along.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    June 5, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    And now the police are not allowed to be transported by the MBTA? Fine, you know what, take the night off ladies and gentlemen, you look ill. Possibly Wuhan Flu. Let’s see how quickly Marty and Charlie step in to fix this after no one is there to stop the peaceful protest where fires spontaneously start & windows shatter themselves.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleerg
      June 6, 2020 at 2:11 am

      Guarantee BPD won’t be hurrying to back up Transit when the properties are burning.

  • No apple for you
    June 5, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    And this is what you send your kids to school for,tax dollars wasted on people like her to fill kids heads with shit

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    June 5, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    I am so sick of these liberals and wiggers. They have officially made me a racist. Any business owner should board up because these pieces of shit can’t be trusted to be peaceful. Teachers like this cunt in high schools and colleges will be the downfall of this country. The only thing that I can suggest is for all of us smart Americans is to AMMO UP !!!

    PS, shame on Drew Brees for caving to these assholes

    • Dan
      June 6, 2020 at 5:54 am

      I’m starting to show some interest in gun ownership. As soon as our house arrest is over I’m taking the required LTC basic safety class as a start.

  • Melissa The Art Teacher
    June 5, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    See you all at the protest this evening? Peabody square, from 5p-6:30p. I’ll be standing in front of Stanzy’s. I encourage you to come introduce yourselves to me! I’ll be the one with the gorgeous smile!

    • Cuz we have to Believe All Women
      June 5, 2020 at 3:33 pm

      I hope you can still smile tomorrow…

  • Turd Ferguson
    June 5, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Wait. ACAB doesn’t stand for Always Carry A Bible? I was looking forward to the open air Bible Study in downtown Peabody.

    On another note, anyone got leads on Stanzys or another local business hiring roof koreans?

    • Mister Rogers
      June 5, 2020 at 7:23 pm

      Another Crazy Ass Bitch

  • Stupidity Has No Limits
    June 5, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    It’s all a Douche Bag Popularity Contest.

    Who’s woke enough to eat a laundry soap (Tide Pod) don’t laugh they’d do it with a little convincing.

    Who can do or say the most shocking stupid shit against cops, other whites and businesses. Hopefully they all off themselves.

  • Zombies!
    June 5, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    So, let me get this straight: if. business gets destroyed and burned tot he ground, how long is it before George Floyd comes back to life?

    Is he the real George Cloys, or is he Zombie George Floyd?

    I don’t get it. Because if you claim that having your business or home destroyed is OK because you’re love and George, Trayvon or anyone else is dead, how does it bring back any lives?

  • hartf811
    Fat Clemenza
    June 5, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    Oh when the grim reaper of budget cuts come after this “money rain” on the heads of the negroid, Art teachers in Peabody will be a rare as albino deer on the first day of Doe season.
    Melissa I dare you to bring a bunny into the homeless shelter you will be living in. Won’t last 10 minutes.
    Leave the bunny. Take the cannoli’s.

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    June 5, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    “I won’t patron…” Haha, you dumb bitch!

    Also, I want to gouge the fucking eyeballs out of everyone I see doing that stupid “looking sideways” fake cutesy ho-bag pose. Tell that!

    • Jose Cuervo
      June 5, 2020 at 2:16 pm

      Yee ha!

  • annalise
    June 5, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    You look stupid making this post. You took the time to write an article about someone that didn’t feel like eating at a restaurant because of a choice that establishment made.

    • Astro Glide 8====) - - - - (-:
      June 5, 2020 at 2:30 pm

      you want to be annalized, NICE!

    • STFH at Zombie House
      June 5, 2020 at 7:42 pm

      He made fun of her because she said that vandalizing someone else’s propter will bring dead victims to life. She is a complete moron.

      If not, please have her produce George Floyd after every looting.

      Until then, #STAY THE FUCK HOME

    June 5, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    The poor bunny in the pictures. So sad to know it ended up in the stew pot on the stove.

    • Paris Hilton
      June 5, 2020 at 2:13 pm

      Are you sure about that?

    • I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!!!
      June 5, 2020 at 3:57 pm

      Nice Fatal Attraction reference. This broad is DEFINITELY a bunny boiler.

  • I totally side with the business owner
    June 5, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    I just took a look at their menu; braised collared greens, fried chicken, alligator bites.

    Yup, board ‘er up!

  • Paul Casale
    Forehead Felicia
    June 5, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    I want to hear more about Forehead Felicia. Is she special needs or related to Rumer Willis?

    • whatevuh
      Dick Hertz from Holden
      June 5, 2020 at 5:05 pm

      that’s not a forehead, that’s a fivehead !

  • Let's Segregate
    June 5, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    All of the criminal loving liberals get the left side of country. All of the taxpayers I mean Republicans get the right side of the country. The left can have their illegal immigrants, homelessness camps, drug abusing junkies in cages, and looters. Also you can keep your misinformation machines a.ka Twitter, facebook and MSM. The right side can have their jobs, guns, law enforcement(even though we really won’t need them anymore without the criminals)and freedom to say whatever the fuck they want without any repercussions. We will see which side will be begging to cross over.

    • Jack Dorsey
      June 5, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      Just like their pets that they love sooo much, they will *NEVER* let us seperate!! They know exactly how it will go once Daddy’s money spigot is turned off.

    • And for the Independents?
      June 5, 2020 at 7:32 pm

      we will line you up down the middle just like a demilitarized zone. We will give you 1 week of independently thinking about which side is better. We close the border permanently after that.

  • Peabody420
    June 5, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    Same teacher who sold weed to students.

    • Jackie o lantern
      June 5, 2020 at 2:57 pm

      100 percent true. Before it was legal . Even tho it was not legal to sell to high school students

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 5, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    I didn’t know about Stanzy’s. Now that I do, I think I’ll take the whole family there! Thanks Melissa!

    • CatelinaV
      June 5, 2020 at 2:50 pm

      100 percent true.

  • bigdaddy
    June 5, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    with her mouth wide open like that she is looking for a big cock to be inserted in it

    • ames1049
      June 5, 2020 at 8:27 pm

      You have to admit it, she has mudshark written all over her.

      • Huxley
        June 5, 2020 at 9:38 pm

        I am she only has a chance with a 9th grade one cause unless she s down with chipotle.

  • Barney rubble
    June 5, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Typical lib asshole, ugly too

  • CONN
    June 5, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    Climate change is now racist too apparently..affecting the lower income people that live at sea level (you can’t make this stuff), so boarding up buildings and homes before a hurricane must be racist too LOL

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 5, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    I’m sure that restaurant is going to be hurting because “Emmanuel Santiago” is never going to go there. Spics are known for their high end taste and large tipping habits.

    We all know you have a pot of rice going at all times and a cabinet full of canned goya products. You’re not fooling anyone, Emmanuel.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 5, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    Teaching children that white people are not equal and have this magical privilege over blacks is the most racist thing I can think of.

    • Kermit the Frog
      June 5, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      I sunburn. I have an average sized penis. And I was born with a conscience so I have to work for my daily bread. Boy, do I feel “privileged”.

    • Garbage Man
      June 5, 2020 at 5:27 pm

      It is also what has gotten us into this mess in the first place. Between 3rd grade “art teachers” and 35 year old “students” that act like 3rd graders still, as the other commenter always says… WeRFucked!!

  • Truth
    June 5, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    Mental Illness is the biggest human problem. Not racism.

  • Rich
    June 5, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    I look forward to going to Stanzy’s Country Ranch. Thanks, Melissa!

  • Independent Thinker
    June 5, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Just another loser trying to tell others what to do. And l just love how she gives advice on running a small business, even though she is not a small business owner.

    Why doesn’t she come down and pitch some tents, or write some “words of encouragement” on the side of her house.

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