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Peabody Cop Who Master Bates Lied About Knowing Was Also The Subject Of A Viral Cop Block Video From A “Private Investigator” Who Thinks He’s A Real Cop

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One of the best parts of the Greg Bates North Shore Eats story was when he tried to attack a former advertiser by telling her that a Peabody cop referred to her as a criminal:

Only to have the cop publicly call out Greg Bates for being a liar:

Then Greg Bates told us it wasn’t him who said that, and alleged that someone created a fake Greg Bates account and pretended to be him in order to frame him:

So the woman who he messaged went back through the conversation, clicked on his profile, and proved 1,000% that it was in fact him who had name dropped the cop:

Yet he STILL denied it.

Anyway, we only bring this up because a lot of people messaged us about Sgt. Hawkins and the great work he does in the community, including running in the Boston Marathon to raise money for kids with cancer.

Well it just so happens that this poor guy, like a lot of cops out there, can’t seem to catch a break with assholes. A couple months back he was the subject of a viral cop block video that has been viewed nearly 2 million times. It was filmed by this poon patrol:

His name is Joshua Gray, he claims to be a Private Investigator, and he even has the Facebook page to prove it.

I don’t know much about PI’s. All I know is they’re not real cops. From my understanding you can hire a PI to investigate a crime if you’re not happy with the way the cops are investigating it. It’s certainly got a purpose and a role, and the free market should allow them to exist. But my problem is when these people start thinking they’re real cops, which apparently Joshua Gray thinks he is when you watch this video of his encounter with Sgt. Harkins…..

To summarize:

  • Encyclopedia Clown is on “surveillance” of someone else and thinks this means the rules of the road don’t apply to him
  • He then allegedly cuts off another driver to stay with his subject, causing the other driver to hit a pole and get upset with him
  • He shows on the video that he clearly darts across a lane of traffic in order to keep pursuing his subject

  • He whines that he never hit the car, which was never really in dispute since he was accused of cutting off a car, thus causing an accident

  • When a real cop arrives (Harkins) Encyclopedia Clown jumps out of the car, because he thinks he’s a real cop

  • The real cop (Harkins) doesn’t like this because it’s extremely dangerous to jump out of a car at a motor vehicle stop and he lets him know what a moron he is

  • The real cop yells at him and closes the fake cop’s door because it’s wide open on what is clearly a busy street

  • The fake cop whines that the real cop shut the door on him

  • The fake cop files a complaint with the Peabody Police which they rule is ridiculous

Not the first time Encyclopedia Clown whined about the cops acting a fool and not following police commands because he thinks he’s a real cop:

Do people actually pay for this man to do surveillance?

I’ve seen better work on Tom Duggan’s Live videos.

The bottom line is, you couldn’t pay me enough money to be a cop and deal with maroons like this all day. Poor Sgt. Harkins can’t seem to catch a break. He’s got wannabe PI’s and wannabe food critics making shit up about him, and bad mouthing him to millions of like minded idiots, when all he’s trying to do is go to work.

14 Comment(s)
  • Definitely NOT anti cop and definitely not a SJW or Antifa freak
    July 4, 2018 at 10:01 am

    Say what you will, but the officer was rude and out of control, going soley on what another driver said the PI did. Granted, jumping out of your car is stupid, but not because of traffic. He could have gotten shot. In this day and age with all the violence against cops, it could happen. I was recently pulled over and issued a ticket for going 37mph in a 30. My wallet was in a bag in my back seat, but I did NOT attempt to reach back there to get it until the officer was at my door, and I told him I needed to retrieve it (and I’m a 50+ year old female driving through Paxton. Not exactly a threat.) Common sense. For all he knew, I could have been reaching for gun. We have all been pulled over, and most of the time the police officers are very nice…perhaps a little cocky, but professional, even if they issue you a ticket. The cop here was yelling and screaming like a lunatic. Most likely has a tough guy attitude.
    Police should be held to the same standards as other professionals. Calm the fuck down.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 3, 2018 at 9:32 am

    Not a good look when the second cop car pulls up behind you. LOL!

  • July 3, 2018 at 4:32 am

    i do think harkin was a little out of control, but opening the door in a stop is a good way to get seriously hurt – it is (and was) interpreted as an act of aggression. a good ‘p.i.’ this guy ain’t but he’s got the “p.a.’ thing down cold.

    • Josh Is Too Stupid For A Bruised Ego
      July 3, 2018 at 9:04 am

      Only if “P.A.” stands for “persistent asshole”.

  • Josh Gray
    July 2, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    Sgt Harkins is out of control. Love the failed attempt at spinning the truth in this article! There’s an old saying “if you have to explain yourself, you’ve lost the argument” . Time for Sgt Harkins to find another job.

    • the guy you made hit a pole
      July 2, 2018 at 11:18 pm

      fucken asshole u pushed me outta my lane driving like a dick good thing the cops stopped u fuckwad leave the scene of an accident see u in court

    • Quality Control
      July 3, 2018 at 9:38 am

      The only failed attempt at anything is your attempt to appear correct in your feebly smug passive-aggressive self-assurance. You’re so arrogant that you don’t even notice how much your own video incriminates you. You demonstrably forced traffic off the road because the welfare of others mattered too little to you, and then you jumped out of the car when you were stopped like someone who was going to open fire on the cops, which now is all the rage thanks to the vacant liberal mindset that enables criminals. It’s also duly noted that you didn’t even ask if the other driver was OK, and you even said the guy had a previous accident and tried to blame it on you. That either means you looked directly at the car you cut off and noticed it had damage, or you’re dismissing a serious issue that you caused by lying about it.

      The reason why the cop was going off on you was because you posed a potential threat to him until he figured out that you’re an idiot cop-wannabe and don’t know what you’re doing. He probably thought for a split second that he was going to have to kill someone. You need to find a new line of work, not the cop. He’s a noble and decent guy who does charity work. You’re a self-important slovenly imbecile who is out to prove something, but all you’re proven is that you’re a threat to the safety of people because you put your own ego above everything.

      You even attempt to motivate others to rally against law enforcement. Notice that the only commenters who are on your side in this are Antifa-type leftists who automatically hate cops because they advocate chaos. If you knew what you were doing, it would be immediately evident that if they’re on your side, you’re not one of the good guys. Who hates cops? Ask anyone throughout the ages and you’ll get the same answer.

      If you thought you’d become a private investigator to work on the side of good, you’ve failed miserably. In summary, if you know you’re wrong, you’re a consummate jerk, but if you don’t know you’re wrong, you’re dangerous.

      Admit it, own your error, and learn from it if you’re to continue this questionable career. If you don’t, the outlook for you is grim.

    • July 3, 2018 at 6:09 pm

      passive agressive. but it’s kinda the same as yours.

  • Definitely NOT Maura Healey
    July 2, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    This shitstain should be the next subject of a multi-part blog saga. If I’m not mistaken, you basically have to be an ex-LEO to be a registered PI in MA. You can do simple surveillance for insurance fraud cases, etc – but to be an actual PI you need to be licensed and the requirements for said license essentially mandate that you were once a LEO in MA. If this guy is trying to pass himself off as a real PI then I’m sure some hack in state government might be interested in making his life hell.

    I’d go after him but I’m too busy using taxpayer money to file political lawsuits against Trump, Exxon, Glock, the Gun Parlor, etc.

    Smooches,
    Maura

  • Matt Bouldry
    July 2, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    go girl, this thread about the continuing saga of GB has been the best thing I’ve ever read… and I read New York Magazine!

  • phong
    July 2, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    It should be a law to stay in your car unless directed during a stop. That makes sense though.

  • Citypoint
    July 2, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    25 Dot ave is the address of the South Postal annex next to South Station. Shitstick doesn’t even have an office.

  • Screw PC
    July 2, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    If I was a cop, I would have pulled him out of the car and pistol whipped him yelling that I represent the 0.00000000000000000000000001% of actual asshole cops out there and today he picked the short fucking straw.

  • Joshua GAY
    July 2, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    Maybe I’ll shut Josh Gray’s head in the car door, see if it knocks some knowledge loose. Fucking idiot

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