Who remembers these “love birds?”
Those would be the Malden Muff Buffer and her Muff Daddy, who last June went on the news and lied about being the victims of a homophobic hate crime. The one on the right is international drug mule Michelle Hart, an actual lesbian. The one one on the left is Kelly Gonyer, a local slam donkey who pretended to be a lezzy in order to gain sympathy for being the victim of a hate crime in order to cover for the fact that Muff Daddy threw a shot glass at some dude’s head.
Well, these two were eliminated in the first round of Ratchet Madness, which seems to have triggered their Turtle Derangement Syndrome, because the Muff Buffer started a fight at a Chinese Restaurant in Peabody over the blog from last June:
If the font is too small to read I’ll break it down for you:
- Muff Buffer accuses dude named Jamal Randolph of sending a “fake story” to Turtleboy Sports
- Argument breaks out, Muff Buffer claims that Randolph punches her, then she punched him in defense
- Randolph says that she was posting noodz of him on Facebook, and that she punched him multiple times when he confronted her
- Both agree that punches were thrown and a door was broken in the process
- No one got arrested because the restaurant didn’t feel like wasting their time pursuing charges against two ratchets
- Muff Buffer is banned from the restaurant now, but Randolph isn’t, which indicates that she was the aggressor
It’s literally the same exactly thing that happened in Malden. These skanks go around starting fights with dudes and then act surprised when they get popped in self defense.
And Kelly, I’m sure you’re reading this, so I wanted to let you know that Jamal Randolph dindu nuffin. We didn’t need to get the story from him or anyone else. Ya know, because you guys ran to the news!!! You specifically sought out the media to portray yourselves as victims, and as you can see when you Google your name, they fell for it:
Because they are fake news.
We are real news. We look into stories that don’t pass the smell test and expose lying trashbags like you and Muff Daddy. We do simple searches for Google trophies and find cabinets full of them with people like you.
Maybe instead of blaming other people for the collection of failures you call life you should just stop picking fights with dudes and posting noodz on Facebook. We generally don’t blog about people who keep to themselves, don’t break the law, and don’t lie about being the victims of hate crimes. Just sayin.
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