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Momma Meatflaps Confessed That She Lied About Kidnapping But Is Now Blaming Her Crotch Fruit, Also Was Arrested In 2013 After Kidnapping Her Kids And Moving To Florida


Did NSTB call this one or what?

The MSM needs to wait on the police to report when an obvious hoax is actually a hoax. We just use common sense. And common sense says you can’t trust a face like this.

What’s even worse is she’s blaming the crotch fruit:

A 9-year-old boy who told police a man tried to abduct him near a school has now recanted his story, police said. The boy initially told police that he was walking with his scooter when a man approached him from behind, covered his mouth and dragged him to the Welch School parking lot. He told police he was able to break free and run home.

The nine year old didn’t make up this story. Momma Meatflaps did. She herself said she witnessed the entire thing:

I have faith that the Peabody Police see through this and have plans to arrest her for filing a false police report. She said it happened at 6:30 and she called the cops at 8:30 because she spent two hours coaching him up. But the kid wasn’t the one who made that Facebook post with all the details. This entire thing was just step one in a GoFundMe scam for a north shore trash gremlin.

She’s taken the post down, but after the PPD announced that the whole thing was a lie she responded to her post with this quote, which should go in the Turtleboy Hall of Ratchetry:

“Engineering Masters degree.”

“Are family.”

Oh, and I forgot one kind of important piece of information that we overlooked yesterday. That time she kidnapped her kids, took them to Florida, and then got arrested down there for something unrelated.

Now, the only thing we can do is point and laugh at all the idiots who blindly believed her:

These are the worst people on the Internet. If you see them, laugh at them. If they weren’t so willing to believe what she said, and attack people who questioned the story, then people like Momma Meatflaps wouldn’t make up lies.


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36 Comment(s)
  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    May 27, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Duckfaces should be illegal. We all knew her story was shut from day one. I wonder if her piss flippers make Duckfaces also…..

  • Well, No Shit
    May 27, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Anybody else catch the location on her arrest report? Hudson, FL.

    Where is that, you ask? Right in Shithole Pasco County.

    I keep telling you folks, that entire area needs to be wiped from the map.

  • RachRach
    May 26, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Last I knew, this “class A citizen”, was homeless, does NOT have custody of her children, and is a heroin addict. Oh, and by the way, the apple does not fall far from the tree. Her mother is a low life and as unstable as they come.

  • Captain Trips
    Joe Namath
    May 26, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    She’s had more balls resting on her face then an NFL locker room bench

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 26, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    “I have a phD in oral sex” – Diane Keaton in Sleeper

    • Y
      May 28, 2019 at 9:40 am

  • Me
    May 25, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    She doesn’t even have custody of her 4 children. Her LOVELY mother has custody of 3 of them. Ultimate bottom of the barrel low life’s..

  • ElJefe72
    May 25, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    A Masters was in engineering? She must have graduated from Lowe Tech.

  • Boris Baddenov
    May 25, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Wasn’t Mister Mina her Engineering prof at What’s A Matter U?

  • MSE the E-Z Way
    May 25, 2019 at 4:59 pm


    Where’d you get your Masters from?

    Asking for a friend.

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    May 25, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    Misdermina. I just couldn’t control my laughter.

    Dyslexia seems to be the norm these days when someone is fucking up their grammar. Is it just me thinking this, but if you were struggling with dyslexia and wanted to pursue a master’s of any type…. Wouldn’t you be getting that dyslexia in check first? Good one Sniffy Tiffy.

    She should get her facks together. Lying ratchet.

    • Big Wick
      May 27, 2019 at 1:15 pm

      To be fair, the “misdermina” came from Tiff’s crotch fruits’ grandmother (mother of their father). Which just confirms uneducated marginally-literate ratchets tend to stick together… or at least procreate together.

  • Arnold Whoreshack
    May 25, 2019 at 3:50 pm


  • Give me some duck chapstick and put it on my bill
    May 25, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Attention police: Please arrest her and anyone else who posts duck face selfies!
    Have some originality. Try taking a selfie while kissing an actual duck. Or maybe try ducking while someone throws a duck at your head.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    May 25, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Hyphenated names are Double barreled trouble.

    Stay away.

    You have been warned.

  • Turtle Rider
    May 25, 2019 at 8:15 am

    worst day in crotch fruit history was sandy hook LOL

  • Boy Wonder
    May 25, 2019 at 7:54 am

    Holy blind curve, Batman, didn’t see THAT one coming!

    • Captain Trips
      May 25, 2019 at 12:46 pm

      Just another of Catwoman’s malicious misdeeds Robin….

  • Well, No Shit
    May 25, 2019 at 7:18 am

    Shocking. Good thing I was sitting down when I read this totally unexpected plot twist.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 25, 2019 at 6:35 am

    So UT “borrows” North Shore Turtlebabe’s posts, slaps a couple of screen shots on it, and claims it for his own — with ZERO attribution, not even a link — to NST’s original post.

    I guess that’s one way to avoid law suits: “She did it, too!”

    • Nee Chi
      May 25, 2019 at 7:25 am

      Julie, I really think you should be more loving and understanding to Mr. UT. He’s a really really nice person who won’t reveal your IP address to anyone. Unless that is his feelz are hurt.

      More love, less paranoia. Right PACO:)

      • rte2tentresident
        May 25, 2019 at 9:05 am

        Blame TB’s pay as you go system. He pays his “reporters” by the pageview, and I think he gets them from the guard rail across from the Auburn Home Depot. It’s inevitable that one of them would re-type another’s story, especially when its hot.

        On a side note, can we stop with the “crotch-fruit” already? It was only funny the first 10,000 times and its just old now. I understand that you have to replay that one-hit over and over again, as you guys are the Chumba-Wumba of joke making.

    • Kim Wescott
      May 25, 2019 at 10:56 am

      He does cite NSTB, along with a link to her column. Right at the beginning.

      • Julie the Jarhead
        May 25, 2019 at 12:29 pm

        I must have missed it this morning when read the article three times. Next time, I’ll take a screen shot.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 25, 2019 at 5:03 am

    “Masters in Engineering”?

    That’s just her spelling. What she meant was “I masturbate in Erving”

    Easily done.

    • Big Wick
      May 25, 2019 at 7:59 am

      Thanks a lot, Dick, for eliciting a morning coffee-up-the-nose snort. (Nudge-nudge, wink-wink!)

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        May 25, 2019 at 9:28 am

        Say no more!!

        🙂 🙂

  • Noah Webster
    May 25, 2019 at 3:49 am

    “misdermina” – The ultimate entry in the ratchet dictionary.

    • Conan the Grammarian
      May 25, 2019 at 8:19 am

      Sometime in the past, one of the TBS bloggers mentioned creating just such a dictionary. That itself would be quite entertaining to peruse. “Misdermina” sounds like it could be a psoriatic or other heartbreaking skin condition… or the name of a Balkan country town.

  • Transformed
    May 25, 2019 at 3:19 am

    Looks like Tiffany turned into Sniffany.

  • Carolyn Costain
    May 25, 2019 at 2:41 am

    Are the people on here sane? I have to question the sanity here! This women has put here own son in danger with her lies and crying wolf! If it now happens to her kid for real? there just may be a slower response because she may not be believed a second time around! What kind of mother uses and teaches her kid to lie? AN UNFIT ONE! She better be charged for false reporting and DSS needs to get involved!

    • Mr. Sullivan
      May 25, 2019 at 5:22 am

      carolyn cumstain wrote
      “Are the people on here sane? I have to question the sanity here!”

      • Nicola Sardelli
        July 28, 2019 at 2:02 pm

        This article is a lawsuit waiting to happen, not to mention it’s OLD guys…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 25, 2019 at 1:18 am

    My heart still goes out to Tiffany. Imagine the horror she would have felt if one of those people dragged her son into the woods. Seeing the man I saw this morning at Starbucks, fitting the same description in Tiffany’s scenario, shook me to my core. I thank Tiffany for helping all of us to stay vigilant and always be wary of those type of people.

    • z
      May 25, 2019 at 10:08 am

      Truth to power, Liz.
      Thank you for your heart felt testament.

  • dball31211
    Stiff Pete
    May 25, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Damn the family can’t put together a coherent post. Now I don’t feel so bad about my crappy spelling and grammar.

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