Did NSTB call this one or what?
The MSM needs to wait on the police to report when an obvious hoax is actually a hoax. We just use common sense. And common sense says you can’t trust a face like this.
What’s even worse is she’s blaming the crotch fruit:
A 9-year-old boy who told police a man tried to abduct him near a school has now recanted his story, police said. The boy initially told police that he was walking with his scooter when a man approached him from behind, covered his mouth and dragged him to the Welch School parking lot. He told police he was able to break free and run home.
The nine year old didn’t make up this story. Momma Meatflaps did. She herself said she witnessed the entire thing:
I have faith that the Peabody Police see through this and have plans to arrest her for filing a false police report. She said it happened at 6:30 and she called the cops at 8:30 because she spent two hours coaching him up. But the kid wasn’t the one who made that Facebook post with all the details. This entire thing was just step one in a GoFundMe scam for a north shore trash gremlin.
She’s taken the post down, but after the PPD announced that the whole thing was a lie she responded to her post with this quote, which should go in the Turtleboy Hall of Ratchetry:
“Engineering Masters degree.”
“Are family.”
Oh, and I forgot one kind of important piece of information that we overlooked yesterday. That time she kidnapped her kids, took them to Florida, and then got arrested down there for something unrelated.
Now, the only thing we can do is point and laugh at all the idiots who blindly believed her:
These are the worst people on the Internet. If you see them, laugh at them. If they weren’t so willing to believe what she said, and attack people who questioned the story, then people like Momma Meatflaps wouldn’t make up lies.
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36 Comment(s)
Duckfaces should be illegal. We all knew her story was shut from day one. I wonder if her piss flippers make Duckfaces also…..
Anybody else catch the location on her arrest report? Hudson, FL.
Where is that, you ask? Right in Shithole Pasco County.
I keep telling you folks, that entire area needs to be wiped from the map.
Last I knew, this “class A citizen”, was homeless, does NOT have custody of her children, and is a heroin addict. Oh, and by the way, the apple does not fall far from the tree. Her mother is a low life and as unstable as they come.
She’s had more balls resting on her face then an NFL locker room bench
“I have a phD in oral sex” – Diane Keaton in Sleeper
She doesn’t even have custody of her 4 children. Her LOVELY mother has custody of 3 of them. Ultimate bottom of the barrel low life’s..
A Masters was in engineering? She must have graduated from Lowe Tech.
Wasn’t Mister Mina her Engineering prof at What’s A Matter U?
TIFF,
Where’d you get your Masters from?
Asking for a friend.
Misdermina. I just couldn’t control my laughter.
Dyslexia seems to be the norm these days when someone is fucking up their grammar. Is it just me thinking this, but if you were struggling with dyslexia and wanted to pursue a master’s of any type…. Wouldn’t you be getting that dyslexia in check first? Good one Sniffy Tiffy.
She should get her facks together. Lying ratchet.
To be fair, the “misdermina” came from Tiff’s crotch fruits’ grandmother (mother of their father). Which just confirms uneducated marginally-literate ratchets tend to stick together… or at least procreate together.
HEY CROTCH FRUITS, UP YOUR NOSES WITH RUBBER HOSES!
Attention police: Please arrest her and anyone else who posts duck face selfies!
Have some originality. Try taking a selfie while kissing an actual duck. Or maybe try ducking while someone throws a duck at your head.
Hyphenated names are Double barreled trouble.
Stay away.
You have been warned.
worst day in crotch fruit history was sandy hook LOL
PILES OF DEAD CROTCH FRUITS
Holy blind curve, Batman, didn’t see THAT one coming!
Just another of Catwoman’s malicious misdeeds Robin….
Shocking. Good thing I was sitting down when I read this totally unexpected plot twist.
So UT “borrows” North Shore Turtlebabe’s posts, slaps a couple of screen shots on it, and claims it for his own — with ZERO attribution, not even a link — to NST’s original post.
I guess that’s one way to avoid law suits: “She did it, too!”
Julie, I really think you should be more loving and understanding to Mr. UT. He’s a really really nice person who won’t reveal your IP address to anyone. Unless that is his feelz are hurt.
More love, less paranoia. Right PACO:)
Blame TB’s pay as you go system. He pays his “reporters” by the pageview, and I think he gets them from the guard rail across from the Auburn Home Depot. It’s inevitable that one of them would re-type another’s story, especially when its hot.
On a side note, can we stop with the “crotch-fruit” already? It was only funny the first 10,000 times and its just old now. I understand that you have to replay that one-hit over and over again, as you guys are the Chumba-Wumba of joke making.
He does cite NSTB, along with a link to her column. Right at the beginning.
I must have missed it this morning when read the article three times. Next time, I’ll take a screen shot.
“Masters in Engineering”?
That’s just her spelling. What she meant was “I masturbate in Erving”
Easily done.
Thanks a lot, Dick, for eliciting a morning coffee-up-the-nose snort. (Nudge-nudge, wink-wink!)
Say no more!!
🙂 🙂
“misdermina” – The ultimate entry in the ratchet dictionary.
Sometime in the past, one of the TBS bloggers mentioned creating just such a dictionary. That itself would be quite entertaining to peruse. “Misdermina” sounds like it could be a psoriatic or other heartbreaking skin condition… or the name of a Balkan country town.
Looks like Tiffany turned into Sniffany.
Are the people on here sane? I have to question the sanity here! This women has put here own son in danger with her lies and crying wolf! If it now happens to her kid for real? there just may be a slower response because she may not be believed a second time around! What kind of mother uses and teaches her kid to lie? AN UNFIT ONE! She better be charged for false reporting and DSS needs to get involved!
carolyn cumstain wrote
“Are the people on here sane? I have to question the sanity here!”
This article is a lawsuit waiting to happen, not to mention it’s OLD guys…
My heart still goes out to Tiffany. Imagine the horror she would have felt if one of those people dragged her son into the woods. Seeing the man I saw this morning at Starbucks, fitting the same description in Tiffany’s scenario, shook me to my core. I thank Tiffany for helping all of us to stay vigilant and always be wary of those type of people.
Truth to power, Liz.
Thank you for your heart felt testament.
Damn the family can’t put together a coherent post. Now I don’t feel so bad about my crappy spelling and grammar.