Did NSTB call this one or what?
The MSM needs to wait on the police to report when an obvious hoax is actually a hoax. We just use common sense. And common sense says you can’t trust a face like this.
What’s even worse is she’s blaming the crotch fruit:
A 9-year-old boy who told police a man tried to abduct him near a school has now recanted his story, police said. The boy initially told police that he was walking with his scooter when a man approached him from behind, covered his mouth and dragged him to the Welch School parking lot. He told police he was able to break free and run home.
The nine year old didn’t make up this story. Momma Meatflaps did. She herself said she witnessed the entire thing:
I have faith that the Peabody Police see through this and have plans to arrest her for filing a false police report. She said it happened at 6:30 and she called the cops at 8:30 because she spent two hours coaching him up. But the kid wasn’t the one who made that Facebook post with all the details. This entire thing was just step one in a GoFundMe scam for a north shore trash gremlin.
She’s taken the post down, but after the PPD announced that the whole thing was a lie she responded to her post with this quote, which should go in the Turtleboy Hall of Ratchetry:
“Engineering Masters degree.”
Oh, and I forgot one kind of important piece of information that we overlooked yesterday. That time she kidnapped her kids, took them to Florida, and then got arrested down there for something unrelated.
Now, the only thing we can do is point and laugh at all the idiots who blindly believed her:
These are the worst people on the Internet. If you see them, laugh at them. If they weren’t so willing to believe what she said, and attack people who questioned the story, then people like Momma Meatflaps wouldn’t make up lies.
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