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Salem Shitstain Drunkenly Punches And Stabs Kitten To Death, Takes Photo And Throws It In Trash Barrel

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I have 2 cats myself, and they are pretty douchey. They walk around with their tails up, flashing their assholes at everyone. They knock shit off tables dressers whenever they are able, ignore me unless they want or need anything, and bully the dog. That being said, I’ve never gotten the level of pissed off about cats as this scum sucker was:

Salem News:

“Peter Rice, 43, of 37 Cabot St., pleaded not guilty to charges of animal cruelty, malicious injury to a domesticated animal and carrying a dangerous weapon during his arraignment Wednesday in Salem District Court. 

Rice was arrested Tuesday afternoon after a woman from Longmeadow called Salem police about text messages Rice had sent to her boyfriend, including an image of a kitten with a knife in its head. The woman forwarded the messages and image to Salem police. 

When police arrived at the apartment, they found Rice on the stairs. Rice repeatedly denied any knowledge of a cat. 

But inside the apartment, his girlfriend told officers that she had been frantically looking all over the apartment all morning for the cat, which, according to a prosecutor, she had been “cat sitting” for a neighbor. 

Police said they then asked Rice again where the cat was. 

Rice eventually admitted that he was playing a video game when the cat scratched his hand, prosecutor Haleigh Reisman told a judge. Rice then punched the cat, which appeared to convulse, then stabbed him one or two times, leaving the knife in the cat’s head. 

He took a photo and sent it to a friend, then dumped the kitten in a trash barrel, he told police. 

Rice told police he was unsure of the location of the barrel because he was “wasted.” “


Now, full disclosure, this guy is apparently a marine veteran. Turtleboy definitely supports the troops, because we enjoy the prosperity and freedoms afforded to us in this country as much as the next guy. But, military or not, if your reaction to a small, relatively defenseless baby animal scratching your hand is to go full Rambo and stab the thing to death, then take a picture and send it to your buddy, and walk a block over to dumb the body with the knife still embedded in its tiny skull, you’re officially a fucking psychopath. What did he think was going to happen, sending someone a photo? Unless he’s part of some underground aspiring serial killer’s club, it’s pretty obvious that wasn’t going to help him get away with this one.

And, predictably enough….

“Prosecutors are also seeking the revocation of Rice’s bail in a domestic abuse case brought against him last month involving his girlfriend.”


Because statistics say, if you’re cruel to animals, you’re probably a batterer, too. Don’t shoot the messenger here, it’s just science.

The worst part of this to me, besides the Alfred Hitchcockesque nightmare end to that kitten, was this bright idea I found on Psycho Pete’s Facebook page:

Yeah, because judging by this chud’s level of patience and care with a baby cat, literally the most Independent house pet you can have outside of a fucking goldfish, they’d make super great parents. I don’t think so, kitten killer.

35 Comment(s)
  • Kman
    January 29, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    They r both losers she is a pathologically lier , i know this for a fact i dated her and him he needs help he threatened me multiple time to dose me and my family in acid …Tjey r both fucking NUTS and will always blame the Army, Which first hand I saw was not case they r just both pyschos..

  • Realestatepup
    January 6, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    People who kill animals like this have serious problems. That goes for people who are employed in commercial slaughterhouses and torture the animals in their care. They are the kids who pulled wings off of flies, burned ants with a magnifying glass, and picked on kids smaller and weaker than they were.
    Not all vets have PTSD, and not all vets with PTSD are violent. I know plenty of vets who have seen active combat, and they do admit to PTSD but they are not violent people. Then I know other vets, who never saw a day of combat, served in peace time, and are utter, violent, horrible people that use their service to excuse their behavior.
    Sometimes people who hurt and abuse animals and/or kids were abused themselves, sometimes they are just straight up psychopaths who were born that way and possibly joined the military in hopes of engaging in some state-sanctioned violence. The same goes for people who drink excessively. If you’re already predisposed to being a violent asshole without alcohol, chances are good if you add alcohol than there’s no more governor switch and god help us all.
    Anyone who did what this person did obviously lacks a conscience.
    “the greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” Mahatma Ghandi

  • Loony liberal from Assachusetts.
    January 4, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Its a fucking cat for crying out loud, who the fuck cares. One less case of allergies to worry about. If you want to criticize this marine, then call him an asshole and a stupid fuck for taking a pic and sending it to someone. That is warranted. Obama ate a dog and we elected him president twice. Whats worse?

    • Publius
      January 4, 2019 at 9:30 pm

      if this freak really is a Marine and not some chaptered defective he needs to have a globe and anchor stuck to the wide end of a baseball bat rammed up his ass.

  • Publius
    January 4, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    If the Marines don’t police this shitstain up …

  • SMM
    January 4, 2019 at 10:53 am


    Peter Rice likes Stop Michael Vick from getting a reality show! on Causes.
    November 11, 2010 ·

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 4, 2019 at 10:20 am

    Yeah we train these mental defectives to kill kill kill then act shocked…SHOCKED I TELL YOU…that he killed a fucking’ cat.

    Yeah string him up. Or get him help. I forget which we are doing this week.

    Anyway, cops are the real heroes. Or firefighters, I forget which.

  • Stink Finger
    January 4, 2019 at 12:05 am

    What a douche-nozzle, I hope they BBQ this cum chugging neophyte in the town square and then feed him to all the feral cats in Salem. No more pussy for you asswipe.

  • From the halls of Montezuma
    January 3, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    He’s got a Natl Defense Ribbon and Clerk Typist for an MOS.
    So yeah, I guess you could say he’s pretty much an Operator that’s seen some shit.
    If he has an EGA tat, I hope someone burns it off.
    Only a few Massholes will understand- This guy should hang with Leo, another credit to the Corps.
    Semper Fi, fuck this guy.

  • Big Hairy Vegetables for Andy's Rectum
    January 3, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    I actually know this dumb fuck. Not well, my honey has a sister who’s good friend is Andrea, the chick he’s currently seeing. The worst kept secret is, he’s got this fetish for sticking cucumbers and carrots in his ass while whackin off. No bs, the guy is a fucking mental case. She shared he wanted to stick a cuc up her butt hole but she balked. Guess she doesn’t take anything in the ass. Not like our Merrimack though aye, guys, that hot and chubby little number just adores the double pentration, aint that right girlfriend? By the by, Pete also pissed in a friend’s fishtank to see if the fish would live. Seriously, he is such a dumb fucking cinderblock.

    • Dr. T. Boyd
      January 3, 2019 at 9:54 pm

      Did the fish live after he punk’d your friend and used his pet as his toilet? Did your friend retaliate?

  • Pvt. Leonard Lawrence Platoon 3092
    January 3, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    I’d share a fighting hole with him. He took that kitty out without hesitation. You never know what that sneaky little mother fucker was really up to. I am in a world of shit Joker.
    My fellow Jarheads will get it

    • Pvt Joker
      January 3, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Sir , does this mean that Ann Margaret isn’t coming? Pvt Joker

  • REMF
    January 3, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Yes, this chickenshit mother fucker is definitely a “wannabe.” If he is a marine, I prefer “rear echelon mother fucker.”

  • Roger
    January 3, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    What a piece of shit. Fuck this guy

  • WeAreFukd
    January 3, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    TBS is my go-to for funny shit.
    This isn’t funny.
    Someone please ass rape this creep.

    • Lola Bunny
      January 3, 2019 at 11:25 pm

      I’m sure he’d love being ass raped. Chop his tiny dick and mini balls off maybe that’ll get him to settle down.

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost cause
    January 3, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Shit bags that kill animals end up being serial killers. I hope somebody kills you you scumbag piece of shit before you end up taking somebody’s life. Your a sick piece of shit. You should kill yourself and make this world a better place. I pray to God he doesn’t bless you scummy fuks with a human life.

  • Holy Fuckballs
    January 3, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    Thanks for your service, but please don’t reproduce. What a fucking maniac.

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    January 3, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    This kitten was the victim of its guardian getting a real low score on Call of Duty.

  • Mr Whiskers
    January 3, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    I hope there is a special place in hell for people who abuse defenseless pets. I’d love to cave this asshole’s face in with a hammer.

  • Well adjusted and fine thanks.
    January 3, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Some asshole attorney (of course they have to) will start yelling PTSD. Dana Goldblatt you Dartmouth fake ass this is right up your alley…
    No Marine will back this fuck up, ever.
    In the zone we fucking saved animals at risk. I would kbar this dick smoker in a minute.

  • Well adjusted and fine thanks.
    January 3, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Some asshole attorney (of course they have to) will start yelling PTSD. Dana Goldblatt you Dartmouth fake ass this is right up your alley…
    No Marine will back this fuck up, ever.
    In the zone we fucking saved animals at risk. I would kbar this dick smoker in a minute.

    • Well adjusted and fine thanks.
      January 3, 2019 at 6:20 pm

      Sorry for the double comment. The mobile platform is sketchy at best. Sucks.

  • Exit 69
    January 3, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    This fucking chud is going to blame this on a. real disorder like PTSD or something. Something real soldiers suffer with, not this assclown. You watch, he’s goung to use the “overuse” of drugs to treat his disorder. He looks the type

  • WTF?
    January 3, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    Black Cats Matter….

  • Sgt. York USMC
    January 3, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    why does TBS think this jizz guzzlin faggot is a marine? Looks more like a chickenshit wannabe. Fucken faggot

    • Chesty Puller, USAF
      January 3, 2019 at 7:38 pm

      The picture of him in a barracks looking room with what appear to be woodland colored BDU’s on the top bunk and him wearing a boonie and covered dogtags maybe?

  • Captain Trips
    Rambo the Cat
    January 3, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    This dude needs one to the back of the head, then brought to a swamp for disposal

  • PETA
    January 3, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Whatever happened to selling your defunct cat to your local Chinese restaurant?

  • hank
    January 3, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    “A small black cat”? Now he’s really fucked. The NAACP is going to be all over this. Just to be clear that’s the National Association for the Advancement of Cat People. You racists.

    • Stink Finger
      January 4, 2019 at 12:13 am

      Nice one Hank.

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 3, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    I’d love to get my claws into this idiot. I’d rip him to pieces and toss those pieces into a lot of garbage cans.

    • mike
      January 3, 2019 at 6:55 pm

      Meow meow, meowthafuckaaaaa!

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