Salem Stripper Who Tried Raising $1,000 Because She Was Too Depressed To Strip And Started Selling Noodz For $5 Starts Fundraiser After Being “Robbed” At Hospital
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A couple months back we blogged about this Salem stripper who started a GoFundMe to “help me survive,” because despite being able bodied and on food stamps she was too depressed to give any more lap dances, but she was still selling noodz for $5 a pop on Facebook.
Pretty standard Turtleboy blog topic right there.
Well, Mandy Brown is back and she’s got a new fundraiser going on, but this time she’s not using GoFundMe, shes using Facebook. That’s right, Facebook is apparently realizing that people share GoFundMe’s so much using their platform that they’re cutting out the middle man and getting a piece of that ripoff pie. What’s the occasion this time Mandi?
I hate when I go to the hospital and someone steals not one, but two of my lap tops, along with multiple cameras, computer supplies, Pink sweatshirts, boots, perfumes, yoga pants, and a random mystery bag. I’m sure that definitely happened. Definitely. Because apparently she moved into the hospital and was planning on living there for a while.
Don’t worry Mandi, in your line of work clothing is optional anyway. My question is, why not just sell more noodz? Was business that bad? Or how bout you just stop complaining, start a GoFundMe for a pair of stilettos, and get your ass back up on stage at the Golden Banana? If you can’t make money as a skinny blonde chick stripping in America then you should probably just give up on life. Just saying.
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