Plus Sized Antifa Therapist Cheesehog Is Also Good Friends With Salem Mayor Kim Driscoll And Local Free Speech Nazi Jeff Cohen 



The other day we exposed Jennifer Nakhia, the plus sized Anqueefa beast who was threatening women and children, and generally anyone who had a problem with her vow to “fuck shit up” at the straight pride parade. Things got even weirder when we found out Jabba the Gut is a social worker/therapist who started her own therapy business called AEON, which doubles as a douchebag social justice warrior activist group that also does therapy.

Obviously this violent domestic terrorist who threatens children shouldn’t be anywhere near kids, never mind vulnerable people who need therapy. Yet three days later she’s still posting away on her therapy business page, sharing pro-Anqueefa propaganda. You’d hate to see a bunch of turtle riders head over there, because then they’d fill the comments up with links to the blog. You’d, really, really hate to see it.

It’s remarkable that this woman gets to parade around town like some sort of legitimate citizen. Yet here she is having a meal with Salem Mayor Kim Driscoll (2nd from the left).

Also featured in the back is Jeff Cohen, a lunatic running for City Council who also was hanging out with Anqueefa during the parade.

I don’t really know much about Salem politics, but personally I prefer living in a city that isn’t run by a woman who’s besties are a bunch of domestic terrorists. Just sayin.

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41 Comment(s)
  • Fat Girl Titties
    September 11, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    When you’re morbidly obese it is impossible to give any good advice. You can’t even stop yourself from shoveling food into your fat mouth. How can you fix MY life when your’s is so out of control? Why doesn’t she stuff all five of her “degrees” down that yap? Fucking fatass.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 6, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    These ugly ducklings asked the best looking person to take the photo, obviously.

  • Captain Trips
    September 6, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    To the tune of ‘Mind Bender’ by Stillwater

    Her daddy was a circus tent for mama was a trailer
    She could lose 300 pounds
    and I still wouldn’t nail her
    Still wouldn’t nail her, no indeed

    You better believe it brother
    with that fat
    you couldn’t get inside that thing
    oh no

  • Fupa Tat
    September 6, 2019 at 5:32 am

    Fat is where it’s at, you know there aint no extra money IRS scamming in her non profit cuz if there was she would have eaten it. FUPA CULT of the stupid and confused. Now drink the bong water taste like a milk shake made from ass water uh huh that’s some good shit… as in real shit.. mmmmm.

    September 6, 2019 at 5:09 am

    It aint easy doing this big princess justice, fat lives matter, to the one to the two to the threeee hundred pounds baby. Bacon grease is what’s up baby, double fried French fries in velveeta, big is beautiful and sweaty. There’s magic between them rolls like little sweaty vaginas all over her body… mmmm sexy.

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 6, 2019 at 6:33 am

      Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel, may I take your order please?

      Yeah, I want:
      Two large Cokes, two large fries
      Chilli-cheese dog, large Dr. Pepper
      Super Deluxe with cheese and tomato.

      You want Bill’s sperm with that?


  • Psych
    September 5, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    As a professional therapist (LMHC) I can tell you that people like this are too common in the field. Unfortunately, they use their credentials to portray themselves as professionals and morally correct people. They make the work harder for the rest of us who spend hours, days, and weeks to build relationships with our clients and their families. It is incredibly hard to build rapport with them when their frame of reference for therapists are unscrupulous individuals like this.

    • Antifa LOL Good luck with that
      September 5, 2019 at 9:44 pm

      Agreed, The majority of her “Therapy” sessions probably involve things they learned on tv that they both should hate. And compare there hate and at some point she found this antifa nonsense because it seemed like something even more aggressive, as i said i feel bad for her. BUT i do think she should not be trying to “help” anyone as she can’t even control her own cognitive thinking

  • Antifa LOL Good luck with that
    September 5, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    She Treats people for Ptsd but is easily brainwashed by the mass media repetition. And doesnt want anyone else having there own opinion. Then theres the guy giving the hail satan salute. And this chunky monkey wearing a mask like she’s going to rob ben and jerry’s. Go ahaed wear that mask out in public, see what happens. Massachusetts General Laws, Chapter 268 Section 34.

    I Honestly feel bad for her, she is so lost in that rubbish. What ever happened to the golden rule? Free Speech?

  • Red Dress from the Picture
    September 5, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    I started out life as a pair of grill covers. Now look what I’ve become.

  • Captain Trips
    September 5, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Why, they are all seated at a table EATING in that photo! What a surprise, considering they are all overweight in the pic!

  • Where do you keep the plus-sized masks ?
    September 5, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Sigmund Fat has that deep seated anger that only comes from her intense hatred of those people who never paid any positive attention to her; the Evil White Male. She’s so twisted from her non-experiences, non-requited love and rebuffed sexual advances with healthy, fit, white men that it has turned into a burning hatred of all things “White”.
    The only thing that eases her fat mind or brings her anything resembling joy is lashing out at western civilization, jamming spoonfuls of Ben&Jerry’s into her gaping maw and spending her ample free time destroying her poor toilet.
    Stop the irrational hate, Fatty Fudgeface. It’s pathetic and it’s transparent to everyone who sees you, even your poor “clients” who laugh behind your mammoth back. Even the crazy ones.

    • Jack B Pierce
      September 5, 2019 at 5:36 pm

      Sigmund would have traced it to not being asked to the prom. If she’d hung a sign around her neck at school the week before (like a cow bell) stating “Guaranteed Blow Job ” some dork would have taken a stab (or harpoon) at her. She still would be a nun buoy and society would still ostracize her mammoth size and pinched doughboy facial features. But she would have had the prom to fall back on. And an old dress she could make a tent out of.

  • kim's smelly CUNT
    September 5, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    fat ugly cunt, I’m talking about Kim Driscoll.

    • Adult
      September 5, 2019 at 11:37 pm

      Grow up

      • Adult is a venereal disease spreader
        September 6, 2019 at 10:25 am

        wow that’s powerful, “grow up.” How about you shut your stupid fucking mouth, assbreath. Kim Driscoll is a morbidly obese left wing fat cunt.

  • Old Tom Morris
    September 5, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Girth Vader.

  • Doktor Strangelove
    September 5, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    Add Salem to our nuke target list along with Chelsea, Lawrence, Faw Rivah, New Beffuh, and Brawktun.

    • Greenhorn
      September 5, 2019 at 4:33 pm

      New Beige muito melhor then Fall Reeve.

      • Greenhorn
        September 5, 2019 at 4:58 pm

        I smelta the felt at Big Dan’s.

  • Its A great time to invade America
    September 5, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Whitey gonna be gone soon. Whites average age is old ours is young. When we run healthcare snd we will . We will deny you service and you will die by passive euthanasia den we are gonna take yo savings can I get a shout out for negative intrest rates. We gonna take your 401k because lets face it they be racist csuse only whites save. Den we take yo crib by taxing your home so high you cant pay da property tax. All dat tax go to social programs for non whites.

  • Judge dread
    September 5, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    I wonder how hard it is to wipe her ass? Probably a lot of shit stains. Don’t forget about the smegama… ok I just spit puked into my mouth.

    • Father Dimmock
      September 5, 2019 at 5:21 pm

      Never happen. Kneegrows find a dollar and trade in in for $.50. Marianne Williamson laid out the math: 1865 40 acres and a mule in 2019 dollars= $9 Trillion. And you stupid bootlips started flapping your lips trying to say the word REPARATIONS without beating yourselves to death. If whitey ever gave the savage community $9Trillion it would make the Angolan Civil War look like a picnic. Do you think we will ever give you that kind of power? Naïve bonehead.

      • guess who craves black snake
        September 6, 2019 at 10:30 am

        be careful, turtlegoy doesn’t like it when you assault colored boys, he has a thing for black schlong

  • Bad Person
    September 5, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    I don’t care that she is fat and unhealthy. I care that she is not a good person and wants to “fuck shit up” That’s what her biggest problem is

  • John Blutarsky
    September 5, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Plus sized? More like big fat pig. Fat, ugly, and stupid = no redeemable qualities. No wonder she is angry at the world.

    • F*U
      September 5, 2019 at 5:30 pm

      But she has pretty eyes

      • Silencio Dogood
        September 6, 2019 at 3:21 am

        she has fat eyes.

  • JoeMomma
    September 5, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    The only worthwhile consulting she can provide is how to eat.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    September 5, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Yeah, TBS *never* does sh!t like this:

    “You’d hate to see a bunch of turtle riders head over there, because then they’d fill the comments up with links to the blog. You’d, really, really hate to see it.”

    • Layla
      September 5, 2019 at 2:05 pm

      Shut up and get a job

  • Dr. Ed
    September 5, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    From the fine print on her bio — she’s doing “train the trainer” workshops with teachers and she’s doing psych assessments?!?

    That is scary. That is VERY scary……

  • Gash Basher
    September 5, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Surprised this manatee and her stupid SJW friends haven’t started protesting the Salem witch tours because killing suspected witches was mildly sexist

    September 5, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Aeon Counseling: is it possible to find out if there are state contracts with DCF or other agencies? Follow the money!

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 5, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    What kind of retard would take advice from some tub of lard who is about to have her leg amputated from diabetes

  • IT'S MA'AM
    September 5, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Time to poke a hole in it and let the puss out.

  • Dean Wormer
    September 5, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Fat ugly and stupid is no way to go thru life

  • Gash Basher
    September 5, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    That must be Jenn’s 4th or 5th plate of food

  • Have Another Slice of Pie
    September 5, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Keep feeding it and it will explode

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 6, 2019 at 6:39 pm

      Yes, give Missy Creosote just one wafer thin mint.

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