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Plus Sized Salem Antifa Cheesehog Who Is Also A Therapist Wisely Announces That She’s In Antifa, Went To “Fuck Shit Up” At Straight Pride Parade, Threatens Women And Children 

 

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Some Antifa cheeshog caused a stir on a Salem Facebook group I’m a member of today……

I had no idea that Antifa had a plus sized chapter, but here we are.

She doesn’t just hate Fascists, she eats them.

But in fairness she’ll pretty much eat out anyone or anything if you put enough Nutella on it.

Usually Anqueefa are a bunch of pathetic 140 pound virgins living in their Moms basement who hit law abiding people with blunt objects because they’re mad that their stepdads flushed the toilet while they were taking their monthly showers. But Jabba the Gut is actually a social worker/therapist who started her own therapy business called AEON, which doubles as a douchebag social justice warrior activist group that also does therapy.

 

I can’t say I’ve ever seen an Anqueefa doing a ribbon cutting for the Lynn Area Chamber of Commerce.

Nor have I seen a therapist and executive director of a company that provides medical care threaten to “fuck shit up,” on a Saturday afternoon with her gorilla friends.

 

Look, I think Samson and sons are one of the few people who could keep their virginities in a Mexican whorehouse longer than Antifa. They have no life, they’re whiny little cunts, and their obsession with self-victimization is pathetic. But fascists? Fuck out of here.

Dr. Gravy Dumpster spent most of her day today trolling anyone with a BMI under 30.

She also threatened to hurt not only the people she was getting into a pissing match with, but their wives and children too.

Getting therapy from plus sized Antifa members who threaten small children seems like a bad way to cure what ails you, but then again I don’t have the extensive credentials she claims to have.

Bitch went to ALL the schools. Especially Harvard where she’s rumored to have gotten a pity lay from esteemed law school student Benjamin Allbright.

These idiots think that by calling themselves “anti fascist,” it somehow means that they’re not fascists when they uses fascist tactics (violence and censorship) to shut down and assault anyone they disagree with.

And to prove that she was on the good side she shared a video she filmed of her Anqueefa buttnut bucaneers assaulting someone she called a Nazi. And by Nazi they mean “has showered in the last 3 days and doesn’t use Shaw’s brand mayo as a lubricant while beating off to cosplay porn.”

Even though she also works with people who come to her seeking medical help, she has no problem mocking other people by calling them dyslexic.

She says she took pictures of people she calls “proud boys,” and passive aggressively threatened them with violence too.

“Everyone I don’t agree with is a Nazi or a Proud Boy.”

She even warned people beforehand not to bring their kids because she planned on instigating violence.

Imagine going to get therapy from this crusty SARS beyoch? You might as well kill yourself now. The only time she’s taking off that mask is to waffle down a bunch of corn dogs.

And even though she thoroughly embarrassed herself by advocating for a terrorist group, she still tried to plug her business in there too.

Urging people you’re trolling to seek out your business as a therapist, while advocating for violence, threatening women and children, and posting videos of your Antifa friends, seems like a bold choice.

If you’re looking for a free consultation the phone number is on her website.

(617) 982-3996

Tell them Josh Abrams sent you.

 

She also “eats out white supremacists.” But only if they’re covered in hot fudge and empty calories.

 

 

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63 Comment(s)
  • Achmed Gotehump
    September 10, 2019 at 12:48 am

    Omar the Tent maker called….your dress is ready.

  • Pizzaface
    September 9, 2019 at 1:48 am

    Someone with degrees from every university in New England should know that the woman she tried correcting did use the correct “your”… *dyslexia detected*

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 4, 2019 at 8:27 am

    Theres more folds on her than at a laundromat. Speaking of laundry, I have a load of whites to start. Go eat a box of Tide Pods, fatty; you need your mouth washed out, at the very least.

  • jim
    September 4, 2019 at 12:30 am

    Antifa? Well the butterball sure isn’t Antifat

  • How you like DEM apples
    September 3, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    Harvard is gay. Real thugs go to Bunker Hill Community College and get therapy from Robin Williams.

  • Brendan O’Shannahan McFargus Fitzhugh
    September 3, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    In days of yore, this whole lot would’ve been dealt with by a bunch of laddies with brick bats.

  • Yo momma
    September 3, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    I would.

  • JoeMomma
    September 3, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    Guess what Porky….

    We can fuck shit up too.

    Hope you enjoyed the Gay Pride parade, it was the last one ever.

  • The Toilet in Aeon's Gender Non Specific Lavatory
    September 3, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    When she says she can fuck shit up, believe her. I know first hand of what she speaks.

  • Scott
    September 3, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    I’m glad the Boston police didn’t cuck out and actually manhandled some of these chuds.

  • Mr? Gabe Murchison
    September 3, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    I’d let her sodomize me. She’d be gentle.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    September 3, 2019 at 10:23 am

    I don’t care so much that she’s a pig, but people like this piss me off. They are so fucking narrow minded and ridiculous. Fucking pea brains. Oh yeah, shes a fucking Pig Bitch too! Oink! I’m a pig! Pink! I’m narrow minded! Oink! Oink! Oink!

  • The Silent Majority
    September 3, 2019 at 9:51 am

    Wouldn’t it be awesome if we could just cordon off a large urban park or something like that, and invite the Proud Boys & Antifa to duke it out gladiator-style while the rest of us watched? Oh, the benefits – not only would it be an awesome spectacle, but we’d be rid of these groups of nudniks forever.

    PS, this is only 2019. If it’s like this now, 2020 is going to be unreal.

  • toby
    September 3, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Hitlers SA or brownshirt thugs were led by a fat gay pig named Ernest Rohm. Todays thugs Antifa and the Alphabet thugs lgbtq are led by the same fat gay pigs.

  • True justice
    September 3, 2019 at 9:21 am

    Like palu frak said, she could lose her license to practice. Anyone know who we can contact so we won’t contact them?

  • jamal khashoggi's severed cock
    September 3, 2019 at 9:17 am

    porky shut down her facefuck page. Maybe she’s going to fuck shit up.
    mooooooo

  • Sloppy
    September 3, 2019 at 9:09 am

    I would LOVE to go fuck with the guy in the ‘Wrong guy to fuck with’ hat… Looks like he needs a proper fucking with.

    • American girl
      September 3, 2019 at 11:02 am

      LMFAO!!!!!!!!

    • Hillary's small tits
      September 3, 2019 at 9:48 pm

      no biceps, forearms of an elf, zero thigh or calf muscles and apparently never went in the sun (just mom’s basement.) I’d knock this cock sucking faggot out with a quick shot to the temple and then bitch stomp his faggoty ass.

  • Porky Pig Logic
    September 3, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Someone should explain to this third world behemoth that eating a donut in Harvard Square does not make you a Harvard student.

  • Total Mayhem
    September 3, 2019 at 8:42 am

    She needs the rough end of a pineapple shoved up her arse.

  • Frank Rizzo
    September 3, 2019 at 8:23 am

    I’d give her a facial. frankie da rizz

  • CrispyC
    September 3, 2019 at 8:22 am

    What a fat disgusting pig. Typical anqueefa.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    September 3, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Hey, don’t ‘dis’ us plus-sizes. When I was a kid, a trip to Lane Bryant’s was a before-school-started ritual. Of course, we always ended up at Bailey’s for a hot fudge sundae, too!

    • Pork Chop Patrol
      September 3, 2019 at 8:46 am

      Come on fatty admit it. You were good for 2 or 3 Jordans blueberry muffins.

      • Julie the Jarhead
        September 3, 2019 at 9:03 am

        Before AND after the Bailey’s sundae.

  • Bill Galvin
    September 3, 2019 at 8:10 am

    Aeon counseling is a company out of Anchorage Alaska, is this fat, ugly, worthless pos associated with them? She is registered as: “AEON NONPROFIT TRAINING ASSOCIATES, LLC” with the state of Massachusetts. Someone should dig into the finances of this fupa bitch.

  • Shirley
    September 3, 2019 at 8:09 am

    Ban the production of dildos and phallic shaped fruits and vegetables and these human Macy’s parade ballon people will dry up. Oh and ask her about her prom date!

  • A genest
    September 3, 2019 at 7:31 am

    She is Charging $450-$700 per session. ? What balls

    • TheCureForHope
      September 6, 2019 at 11:51 am

      But is anyone paying that?

  • I can spot a Fraud from miles away
    September 3, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Kristy posts…”you are literally the only fool laughing at your corny jokes and childish, ignorant behavior…the rest of us are laughing at you.”
    Then Jen replies “*you’re” followed by “Dyslexia Detected”
    I am an English teacher. But anyone knows that there are no errors in Kristy’s posts. It is perfectly fine to say “you are”. She doesn’t have to use a contraction. The other “your” in her sentence is correct. Your is possessive, as in the jokes that belong to you, Jenn. So throwing out the “Dyslexia Defection” comment is just a deflection, to get the focus off you, Jenn.
    By the way, a licensed clinical social worker cannot put out a shingle and pose as a counselor in most states. I’m not sure about Massachusetts. In the state where I live, you would have to have clinical counseling license. This would require a Master’s degree or a Doctorate in counseling. I also do not believe she attended and “completed” all those schools. If she has these multiple degrees, she most certainly be using them in her bio. Ha! For Jenn to say she can only add one school or degree to your bio…that is most definitely not true. I have every school I graduated from…and every degree listed on mine. I’m amazed that some people, like Jenn and Failure Swift, believe the rest of the world will buy into your bullshit, just because you say so!

    • I fuck cheesehogs for a living
      September 3, 2019 at 9:39 am

      YES! This is actually what made me the angriest. Did anyone in that exchange actually call her on that?

  • Jenn Narwhal’s Dad
    September 3, 2019 at 7:16 am

    Jenn dear, no matter how many F words you and your friends use, you will always remain a few steps behind the folk who support their country and work hard and enjoy life. Fuck this and fuck that will never make you tough and mean. Come back to mommy and daddy’s basement.

  • MAGA
    September 3, 2019 at 6:56 am

    I know liberal TB doesn’t wanna hear it, but the straight pride parade was really good. PLENTY of Trump supporters, some white nationalists, klan, etc. Talked about the best way to go about mass extermination and racial cleansing. And of course, talked about how much we love the Turtle.

  • Proud Boy
    September 3, 2019 at 5:42 am

    e-mail the staff to let them know what kind of POS they work for.

  • ITCHY BALLS
    September 3, 2019 at 5:40 am

    How many food stamps it takes to feed that ass??

    • The World May Never Know
      September 3, 2019 at 8:51 am

      How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

      • antifa cumrag
        September 3, 2019 at 9:42 pm

        1323 on average. Meghan Rapeehole the lesbian with purple hair whose brother is covered in swastika tats, can lick a tootsie pop to extinction in under 800 licks.

  • Judge dread
    September 3, 2019 at 5:16 am

    I’m going to have to use a throw away Skype number to call her up and request therapy for the following issues:

    -toxic masculinity
    -being conservative and how it is the new counter culture
    -supporting law enforcement
    -supporting the troops
    -changing my attitude regarding the orange man
    -support for an open market place of ideas
    -reason, logic, faxx

    I will ask her if she wants to be a member of the national socialist party (Nazi party) because Anything with socialist in it must be good.

  • Ton of No Fun
    September 3, 2019 at 4:03 am

    The only shit she fucks up is the sausage gravy bucket at the Olde Country Buffet.

    I admit that I’d use the gravy to lube up her rump for a pump.

  • One ringy dingy...
    September 3, 2019 at 3:47 am

    Time to fuck shit up and not call her at the numbers provided.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 4, 2019 at 8:19 am

      scammerblasterdotcom… look it up and utilize it.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 3, 2019 at 2:49 am

    i believe i’ve asked you nicely to censor photos of adiposed selfies by such misfits as Miss Fat, as they have a negative effect on my reflux vomitus, a condition that includes an inability to abide heavily Leftist imagery. The cutting of the ribbon photo, by the way, shows a staff of halfwit nonstarters, each with enough issues of their own to bugger any cliente sadly sent their way.

  • Unhealthy Heart
    September 2, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Maybe she should take a time out for a short period of time and see a real therapist knowledgeable in nutrition. If you want to lose weight, even large amounts, it’s not difficult (I’ve done it). If she lost, say, 100 or 150 pounds, she probably would be reasonably attractive (it’s amazing how grossly excessive weight can destroy a face). And if reasonably attractive, she could stop looking for companionship among the down-and-out fascist Antifa people whose probable next full stop on life’s highway is Boston’s Methadone Mile. Another benefit would be that she might live a significantly longer life.

    • Fred Knessl
      September 3, 2019 at 6:01 am

      She’d still be ugly inside…

  • z
    September 2, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    Health care “professionals” are no different than anyone else. Good ones, bad ones, dick heads.
    Being in the business doesn’t mean you personally have your own shit together.

    WTF does this even mean?
    We chose Aeon as the name for the organization because of its representation as an ethereal guide that helps navigate in moments of obstacles. It aligns with our trauma-informed and healing clinic. A safe space.

    Mission
    Aeon Counseling & Consulting exists to strengthen the ability of individuals and organizations to achieve their missions.

    Vision
    Our vision is that every person and organization creates, embraces, and supports a culture of learning in the service of its mission.

  • Dick Scratcher
    September 2, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    ANTIFA IS FOR RETARDS just like this fat bitch BMI=47
    never been fucked by a male and she never will ,fucking cow.
    Dick Scratcher 52 and still masturbating 3 times a day
    limerick of the day
    cause she’s a hefty lass
    I’d fuck her in the ass
    roll her in flour
    now feel the power
    aim for the wet spot
    but don’t get your dick caught
    in the cheese like substance
    in the vicinity of her balloon knot

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 3, 2019 at 2:25 am

      Hey, Fake Dick!
      Still can’t write a proper limerick or punctuate a sentence, I see.

      Off you fuck, you silly wannabe.

      DS

      • Hillary's small tits
        September 3, 2019 at 10:00 pm

        I rather enjoyed his/hers poetic prose. You may want to check the grammar of your post before critiquing an other’s.

        • PhilSimmsSucks
          September 4, 2019 at 7:22 pm

          An other’s??

        • Dick Scratcher
          September 9, 2019 at 2:55 am

          Nothing wrong with “off you fuck”.

          Now, off you fuck, cunt.

          DS

  • Palu Frak
    September 2, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    Is she licensed? I would think this rises to losing her license to practice

  • She just secured Trump votes
    September 2, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    She has a bachelors, & a MSW. All the other big name schools she lists are certificates and/or continuing ed. YAWN & false representation of actual degrees.

    • Jim
      September 4, 2019 at 12:41 am

      Social Worker as a major is near or at the bottom in SAT’s. No surprise at her being one.

  • Save Willie
    September 2, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Fuck Antifa, Orca bitch, you need some AntiFat

  • Berkshire girl
    September 2, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    I will not, however, refrain from commenting on the asshole in his “antiflag” t-shirt’s shoulder hair. Dude just looks like he smells. Clean up and get a job loser.

  • robert perkins
    September 2, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    thanks for identifying yourself and your fake business fatso. Most morbidly obese tub-o-lards like this porker still haven’t gotten over the social bitch slapping they received in their younger years. Now they have found a GROUP OF LIKE MINDED IMBECILES on fuckface or twatter to go act out their pathetic revenge fantasies with. She/it will suffer for her actions. fat smelly cunt

    • American girl
      September 3, 2019 at 9:31 am

      “pathetic revenge fantasies”
      Well put.

  • Berkshire girl
    September 2, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    She seems nice. Certainly a qualified professional to reach out to in your times of need. Just kidding. This hambeast is a dangerous menace. Too bad the state hospitals are no longer an option. There might have been a cozy bed for her in one of them to keep the public at large safe. I will even refrain from BMI comments. Low hanging fruit.

  • Captain Trips
    September 2, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    I hope that anyone considering therapy will not consider getting therapy from someone so desperately in need of it themselves

  • What now
    September 2, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    Gross ass bitch. God help us

  • whatevuh
    September 2, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    she intends to do violence, wait until someone punches her in the face, she’ll cry like a little girl, and run away. I bet she drives a Jeep, you need 4WD to haul that fat ass around.

  • Captain Trips
    September 2, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    What did she cover her face with there? A black pup tent?

    And that ribbon cutting lol – that certainly wasn’t for a new Jenny Craig location opening

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