Salem Dad Who Was Arrested For Leaving 3 Month Old Baby Home Alone To Get BJ From Drunken Mistress Who Crashed Into Pole Steals Wife’s Car And Abandons Crotch Fruits To Move To Texas To Be With Skag He Met On XBox


Last month we published a blog on a junkie-looking version of Anderson Cooper named Josh Sawall, who accused all cops of beating their wives and once was arrested for child endangerment after leaving his newborn baby at home to meet up with his drunken mistress for a blowjob before she crashed into a pole while his wife was out.

Police were called to the Carlton School parking lot by someone who witnessed an SUV crash into a sign pole. Officers arriving at the lot, which is off Skerry Street, spotted a Chevrolet Traverse parked across four spaces, with damage to its front end consistent with hitting a sign, which was on the ground nearby.  Inside, Morency was sitting on top of Sawall in the passenger seat. As the officers approached, she moved into the driver’s seat of the running SUV.  Neither wanted to give their names, and Morency denied being in an accident. Then, Sawall attempted to leave. After officers told him he couldn’t because they were investigating an accident, a struggle ensued, with Sawall yelling that he could do “whatever the (expletive) I want.” 

After the blog he messaged the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page and accused us of making his wife cry by simultaneously revealing him to be the worst father and the worst husband.

Well, it looks like he doesn’t care about his wife as much as he was pretending to when he messaged because Josh announced last night that he’s moving to Texas and is getting divorced.

He’s gotten lots of pity from people since he’s portraying his wife as the bad guy who won’t let him see the kids. But what he didn’t point out was that he’s a full time unemployed gamer who met a girl on Xbox in Texas and decided to abandon his family to move there and be with her. He then took her car and their rent money from their shared bank account and left in the middle of the day without saying goodbye to the crotch fruits he pretends to care about on Facebook.

It’s also not the first time he’s done this. Josh has a biological 10 year old who he signed over his rights to while he was in jail for, you guessed it, not paying his child support. Instead of owning up to his failures he spent years whining about it on Facebook and blaming the child’s mother, who is forced to care for their poon polyp alone since Josh willingly terminated his rights to see her.

Because nothing is ever his fault. Unfortunately for him he got called out on it by some women who exposed him for the self-victimizing toolbag that he is.

But as usual, he denied any wrongdoing, blamed his wife for everything, and told these women to stop throwing in their two “sense.”

It should be noted that the people crapping on him are women he’s known for many years who actually want what is best for him and aren’t afraid to call out his bullshit. But Josh values the opinions of skags on the Internet from gaming forums who have advised him that it’s a good idea to steal his wife’s car, move to Texas to be with a streamer, and abandon his crotch fruits without saying goodbye.

Yes Maureen, sometimes it is better for the kids if the parents split apart. But not when Daddy moves to Texas, doesn’t say goodbye, and takes the car and rent money with him.

Anyway, he’s sick of hearing people criticize him for this well thought out life decision he just made, and as usual he’s blaming the wife who stood by him despite being repeatedly humiliated by him.

Yea dude, you’re the victim here. First you abandoned your 3 month old baby at home to get a blowjob from one of your drunken whores who didn’t let crashing into a pole get in the way of riding you, then you assaulted a cop, became Turtleboy famous, and left your wife and kids for a chick you met online playing video games. Maybe you’re the problem after all.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Best catch 22 for Turdboy
    July 8, 2021 at 10:57 am

    Black men try to exercise they 2nd Amendment and 14th Amendment (I know you idiots do not get it, Google it) and Turbboy writting about Kate and this gay dude.
    You are the biggest Simp Turdboy, no balls, as always.

  • Krispen Wah
    July 8, 2021 at 9:10 am

    I’m still shocked that he snuck off to get a blowjob from a LADY…

    But I shouldn’t joke about gay people–they always take things the wrong way…

    • Art Flaherty
      Barney Frank's loose a-hole
      July 8, 2021 at 2:26 pm

      Well crafted!

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    July 8, 2021 at 8:20 am

    I like this guy, he’s got moxie.

  • Dicky Eklund
    July 7, 2021 at 10:26 pm

    100 and ten pound pencil neck in a snuggy shirt throwing the bird over a pretty dessert in a picture is the weakest thing I’ve ever seen….,kid is a fucking clown. Those of you that remember Mike Tyson’s Punch Out video game, you might make the reference to Glass Joe….1st fighter, name and spot in the lineup speaks for itself…,,,,great article TB, call these white trash bags out at every chance.

  • Ellen Crowley from Woburn
    July 7, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    I sucked his dick once in my drunken college days. Smallest dick I’ve ever seen, was about 1.5 inches when hard.

    • iwasliiiike
      July 10, 2021 at 9:13 am

      I’m sorry Ellen we don’t believe you because youre a girl and I don’t think he’s into girls

  • Chris Tranos
    July 7, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    Abby Ramsay is a certified ass wiper/ drug addict that brags about doing every drug possible.
    Then she/it goes to facefuck to brag about it what a cheap slut

  • Lane Myer
    July 7, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    10 years old… too late for adoption. It’s a damn are throwing away a perfectly good white boy.

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    July 7, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    Your Honor:
    “Please don’t send me to prison, my father was a junkie and irresponsible, its not my fault”

  • catfish
    July 7, 2021 at 6:58 pm

    Nice big cock waiting for him from his “streamer” in Texas

  • Best News Evah!!!!!!!
    July 7, 2021 at 6:56 pm

    Local felon and notorious scumbag Barry Cadden of New England Compounding Center, murdering 80 patients and sickening overr 800 others, fame was given an additional 5 years on his prison sentence today.
    The biggest pharmacuetical cover up is starting to unravel.
    Cant wait for the Michigan trial

  • Dick Baggis
    July 7, 2021 at 6:19 pm

    Only a worthless degenerate would screw on his young kids and steal money from their mother and only real parent. Nonetheless, I got to believe they are better off without you in the picture as their “father” so you most likely did everyone a big favor in the end.

  • Oh screw this guy
    July 7, 2021 at 5:49 pm

    Where is your Rise of the Moors story? I mean, c’mon already, let’s have it.

    • Hey, Bubble-Boy^^^^
      July 8, 2021 at 9:50 am

      …it was the “Moops”.
      George Costanza

      • Shirley U. Juest.
        July 8, 2021 at 4:43 pm

        You stole that from me, deadbeat.

        • Yeah, “Beat” This, Asshole…
          July 10, 2021 at 11:03 am

          …and don’t fucking call me Shirley.

  • Boe Jiden
    July 7, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    I want it to be happy, Man!
    Corndogs for Cornpop.
    Let’s come together to celebrate the things we believe in This Julyteenth.
    Im Boe Jiden

  • Death
    July 7, 2021 at 5:16 pm

    Next up…grocery bagger bags deli meat with raw meat.

  • Bill Cribben
    July 7, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    The crotch fruit and semen demon stuff has run its course. You are better than that. Your stories are still interesting, but your commenters are lower on the food chain than the subjects of your articles.

    • Jewmerica
      July 7, 2021 at 5:51 pm

      “your commenters are lower on the food chain than the subjects of your articles.”

      True dat!

      • 187
        July 8, 2021 at 8:55 am

        Disagree, I literally come to see Krispen Wah comments.

    • Jeff J
      Hey Bill Cribben
      July 7, 2021 at 7:41 pm

      That’s what tbdailynews is for, tightwads like you who get offended by words. You’re a perfect microcosm of what’s wrong with society, instead of going to the site where you WON’T be offended, you choose to go where you will. Piss off!

      • Bill
        July 7, 2021 at 9:25 pm

        Demeaning children, especially handicapped children is the last refuge of a scumbag. Fake tough guys like you are amused by it. My guess is you are an incel dwelling in Aunt Becky’s cellar.

      • Bill Cribben
        July 7, 2021 at 9:43 pm

        Demeaning children, especially handicapped children is the last refuge of a scumbag. Fake tough guys like you are amused by it. My guess is you are an incel dwelling in Aunt Becky’s cellar.

  • ???
    July 7, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    Wow dude you’re really into this dude’s life but like what’s the point of this story? I don’t get it? Just that some dude got a blowjob and moved to Texas to play XBox?

    • Inflamed Anus
      Inflamed Anus
      July 8, 2021 at 12:36 pm

      Well Jawsh, the part you don’t get is you are a piece of shit! You have, and continue to show that you should be neutered and should never have been allowed to have children.

  • Robert Barker
    July 7, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    This is why I have always stressed about having pets or animals spayed or NUETERED!!!! This douche tested positive for ASSHOLE!!!!

  • And The Award For Father Of The Year Goes To…
    July 7, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    I’m sure he’s a piece of shit because his father (or lack thereof) was a piece of shit and now this piece of shit screws on his kid who’s no doubt gonna turn out to be a piece of shit because his father (or lack thereof) was a piece of shit.

    God I fucking hate people.

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