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And the award for worst parent ever goes to……

This chumba wumba, who not only endangered one small child by making her go into a prize machine to steal from it, but also gave the other small child the false impression that he had won something when in fact they just cheated and broke the law to attain the prize.

The kid actually yelled, “yes, I won.” And now he will grow up thinking this is how you “win.” You steal from other people. Because Dad’s welfare check doesn’t come in until October 1, so he couldn’t afford to just buy his kids a prize.

Then Daddy Dumpsterfire tells the girl, “turn around, stick your butt right here.” Because she’s a child stuck in a prize machine. And he made her go inside of there, because it was easier than teaching them that sometimes you don’t win and/or get everything you want. Next thing you know she’s showing her face like Punxsutawney Phil, plopping out of there that like the good tax credit her freeloading parents always envisioned she would be, and making a break for it like an undocumented child running from the border to straight to Elizabeth Warren’s open arms. 

I guarantee this is not the only way these kids are learning that gaming the system is a good way to go through life either. I will bet you anything this “Dad” is also on some form of SSI and has trained the kids to tell people that Daddy is still walking with a limp, which is why he hasn’t had a job for the last 8.5 years, but is still playing slow pitch softball every Tuesday night.

And as much as I appreciate the cameraman’s work in getting this all on film, how do you not say something to this ball-o-bisquick? I’m not asking for the cameraman to go vigilante and try to stop him from doing this, but how bout you just walking up to him and asking if he thinks this is responsible parenting? Just follow him for 10 seconds, see what he says, ask his name, watch as he squirms, and then you’ve got a viral video that will lead to his identification in five point four seconds.

Someone has to know who he is, because this one really pisses me off for a number of reasons. If he looks familiar, let us know right after you let the Salem, NH Police know.