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Back in September there was a video flying around social media that showed an overdosed Mandy McGowan laid out in the toy aisle of Family Dollar with her distraught 2 year old sobbing and trying to wake her up. I opted to post the link and not the actual video here because it’s so goddamn sickening to watch that it deserves advance warning.
While I AM grateful that the person recording this got video evidence of what went down, it’s revolting that not a single person in the store had the common sense or shred of human decency to pick that poor baby up and get her the hell out of here. Seriously, what the fuck? Mommy fentanyl is nodding towards the white light and everyone just stood around like they were waiting in line to take a number at the Market Basket deli counter.
This is Mandy McGowan. Mandy is a selfish, irresponsible, child endangering, white trash cancer on societies grundle. When paramedics got to her, it took not one but TWO doses of Narcan to revive her festering carcass. Her story? She was tired and “dozed off.” She tried to explain that she did the drugs and then got a phone call from her “stepson” that she had to go pick up her baby.
What REALLY happened is Mandy blew a bunch of junk up her nose, stuffed the used straws in her diaper bag and toted her daughter to the scummiest Family Dollar in the Mingya Valley wearing footie pajamas and no shoes. I don’t buy her story and there’s only 2 scenarios here: 1) You already had your kid with you while you were snorting dope off a dusty dashboard or 2) you had your friend (who I’m 900% positive wasn’t sober) drive to go pick her up. Either way you’re a negligent, perfumed pig.
So who is this “stepson”? Because after digging up a good amount of backstory on Mandy I’ve only come across one marriage which was back in 2006.
Mandy married Mike Rossi and coughed out two kids that he and his current wife clearly have custody of judging by his Facebook page. You really cant trust a girl who plucks her eyebrows to oblivion and wears metallic eyeshadow but the matching wifebeaters are a nice touch. She’s a real gem.
I really couldn’t even sift through the endless arrest articles with her name on them. They would take me so long to organize that by the time I was done she’d have birthed 4 more kids in a Denny’s bathroom before ordering a moons-over-my-hammy and skipping out on the bill.
So this “stepson”? Likely one of the sons of her most recent beau, Karl Matey. Karl is (was) a long-haul drug addict with his own colorful arrest history.
What a fantastically white trash Romeo and Juliet these two make.
And of course they have 7 FB pages combined because you really can’t achieve top-tier, NH mouthbreather status with less than 2 pages per person. It’s in the handbook you receive when you move across the border.
Bonus points for altered names/spelling/profile pictures of Tweety Bird.
I was totally going to go full roast but I stumbled upon Karls obituary mid-research and if it doesn’t say how someone passed away it’s usually a red flag, right?
Nah Mandy, Michael has a solid alibi.
So why are there so many holes in this story? Who was she with when she almost impaled herself on cheap, plastic Dora figurines? Did her friend just leave her in the store when shit hit the fan? Why wasn’t she required to tell the police where she picked her daughter up or who was in charge of her if she really was with a babysitter? Both Mandy and her daughter were brought to the hospital and the poor girl was taken into emergency DCF care before being placed with a family member.
Then Mandy took to the news and did an interview with WBZ which was just a half-assed attempt to strum on our heartstrings.
“Don’t judge me.”
Oh, I am. I’m judging you every which way possible.
“IF I KNEW I WAS GOING TO BE LIKE THAT I WOULDN’T HAVE HAD MY DAUGHTER WITH ME.”
Lady, you’re stuffing fentanyl up your schnozz at 10 o’clock in the morning. Don’t pull the “I had no idea” card because you don’t just start off using drugs by blowing lines of fentanyl for Sunday brunch. You’ve had more than enough drug experience to know that you were gonna be Rick James level twisted, you just didn’t care.
Mandy got set up at Banyan Treatment Center in Wilmington and turned herself in after she defaulted on a warrant for blowing off her first court date. She hid under her hood at her court date back in January in the ultimate walk of shame.
She re-appeared in LDC last week and SURPRISE, SURPRISE! She has the opportunity to walk away from the whole thing scott-free just as long as she continues to live in state funded sober living and, ya know, actually remain sober.
Seeing as how Mandy was being evicted from the house she was renting at the time of her arrest I’m sure she isn’t too upset about having a free place to live with zero expenses. Good ol’ Massachusetts. Cut up straws with drug residue? Not enough for a drug charge. Overdosing in public with your baby? Not a crime.
I’m done watching drug addicts ruin the lives of everyone around them for their own miserable self indulgence. So what do we have in this situation? We have a woman who has 3 children that are without a mother, one of which could have ended up in a MUCH worse situation than crying in a store aisle. We have a man who drugged himself to death and left a little girl and 3 boys behind. Those kids will spend the rest of their lives feeling anger, resentment, endless sadness and a complete lack of self worth because their shitbag parents cared more about getting high than they did providing a life for the human beings they created. I hope these people know deep down that their babies cry for them at night and that YOU ARE LETTING THEM DOWN over and over again.
If you are only responsible for YOU and want to spend your time chasing a high and burning yourself out until your body shuts down there’s not a whole lot anyone can do about it. Have at it. Couch surf in crusty-ass clothes with an empty wallet and chronic sinus infections to your hearts desire. But if you have kids, step up or step out. No one deserves the runaround involved in getting your next fix.
Prove us wrong Mandy.
They are both legendary douche bags. They got high around her kids with her x all the time. His kids were never around him. The little girl is his and now she’s stuck with just shit bag Mandy and her junkie family? Good lord! At least Karl had a good family. Mandy comes from a long line of trash.
While I appreciate your opinion, it is a bit unfair to mention by name the father of her 2 boys and the reference the boys when you know nothing about them or the situation. The only thing that you know about the ex-husband is that he and Mandy were married.
If you are concerned about these kids, you probably should think about the affects on them by referring to their dad publicly.
While I don’t know any of the people you speak of in this story, the reason I came upon it is looking for information of someone you named in it. While I can’t give you any specifics, if I have all my facts straight, the little girl from that video is currently residing with some very kind, loving people who are taking excellent care of her, and she is far away from any drugs or other negative things in her life. Let’s all keep her in prayer that the courts choose to give this loving family permanent custody of her.
Thomas Johns you just made my week! Thank you so much for that info, I could cry. I’m a mom so it destroys my heart when I see stuff like this. People are like “That’s so terrible, why would you write about it.” but my perspective is that if we don’t inform people or put a name/face to these things then they get to hide behind anonymity and skate on by. You rock!
If I had a nipple protruding from my right cheek like she does in the first pic……. I’d be doin heroine tu
That’s what I thought, too, but if you blow it up it looks like her earlobe. Just a weird angle. I’d hit that.
TURTLE BOY LOVES SNIFFING ASS , LOVES TRACKING THINGS DOWN AND WRITING LITTLE STORIES , YOU’RE A BIGGER ASS CLOWN THAN THE FREAKSHOW DUDE WITH THE CUP N STRAW ON TMZ, AND THEY ARE THE MECCA OF SNIFFIN ASS AND GETTING IN PEOPLES BUSINESS, YOU ARE RIGHT BEHIND THEM SNIFFIN IT OUT.
I wonder if he’s the same Karl Matey who had his stomach slashed in 2015 for not painting a guys house the way he wanted it. I was googling Karl because I can’t see the obit in the article. Dam cellphone won’t enlarge the story for me. Anyhoo, I really hope that with Karl’s overdose death 6 days ago, her overdose in public with the child, and the treatment she’s getting, that she stays clean. It can be done if she really wants it. I’ve seen ppl get clean from this and go on to lead very productive lives. I’ve also seen many die from this.
Yeah Lydia its the same guy. You’ve gotta want it. She hasnt so far even with 3 little kids and being on the verge of homelessness. Damn shame
It is. Karl stole medication from the guy who was being a good buddy by trying to give him a job. Meanwhile Karl was on Mass Health while living in NH because his buddy let him pretend to live in Mass at that condo. Scum bags from way back.
Miserable cunt. Just wow! “Don’t judge you?” Seriously? If I have to help pay for your rehab and the foster home your poor kid is in you miserable bitch, I am judging you all to fuck! Once again Mass judges just patted a crackhead on her head and gave her a free pass. Let’s hope next time no one is around to call 911! And I guarantee there will be a “next time”!
I’d like to know what happened to mr. matey.
Everybody who uses that “Don’t judge me” line are the biggest pieces of shit in our society. I know plenty of them and even dated one. They deserve to be judged in the harshest possible manner. But that’s not PC so they will continue to be narcissistic self-centered pieces of shit.
I have been sober waaaaaayyy longer than I was ever using (mostly alcohol and any drug that I could get my hands on) and have to say that this disease shit is just that- pure shit.
Guilt, shame and making amends works a whole lot better, and if I was ever tempted to drink/use/whatever, memories of guilt and shame were a pretty good deterrent.
Now it’s all wah wah wah/ boo hoo/poor me and the idea that everyone else fucking owes them.
They want everyone to make amends to them- fuck that shit.
P.S. I had a shitty shitty childhood too, cry me a river.
Cry me a fucking river. It’s a disease my lily white ass. It’s a fucking choice , cancer IS a disease , Parkinson’s IS a disease , snorting, shooting or smoking dope is not a fucking disease. If it is then I have a disease called shootus dumbfuckus , I simply can’t help myself and I will go to treatment after I kill them all.