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Rochester Hack Graffitti “Artist” Arrested After Rash Of Visual Gonorrhea

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Nudniks

20 Year Old Portsmouth Waiter Tells Mom Obvious Lie About Getting Robbed On Way Home From Work, Mom Posts On Facebook, Townsfolk Give Him Tips To Make Up For Money He Probably Blew On Weed 

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Turtleboy Tryout

Merrimack Meth Monkeys Get Busted With Drugs After Wisely Setting Off Fire Alarm In Hotel Room

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Hoodrat Heroes

Manchester Junkapotamus No Longer Using Grand Mal Seizue Excuse For DUI, Says She Crashed While Picking Up Food On Floor, Blames TV For Getting Fired

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Nudniks

Gap Tooth Willy Allegedly Punches New Hampshire Woman In Face After She Interrupted His Drag Race And Runs Off Into Maine

Gap Tooth Willy Allegedly Punches New Hampshire Woman In Face After She Interrupted His Drag Race And Runs Off Into…

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Nudniks

Mom And Woman Beating Ex-Con Dad Kicked Out Of Shelter With 5 Kids For Fighting, Refuse To Get Jobs, Collect Food Stamps And SSI, Whine About Living In Van

Mom And Woman Beating Ex-Con Dad Kicked Out Of Shelter With 5 Kids For Fighting, Refuse To Get Jobs, Collect…

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All-Star Criminals

Manchester Momma Cheesehog Drug Kingpin Who Once Starred On Jerry Springer Arrested With Crack, Heroin, Cash, And $6K In Gift Cards In Kid’s Bedroom

Manchester Momma Cheesehog Drug Kingpin Who Once Starred On Jerry Springer Arrested With Crack, Heroin, Cash, And $6K In Gift…

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All-Star Criminals

New Hampshire Junkbox Grundle Juicers Arrested Using Fake $100 Fake Dough To Buy Fried Dough Previously Got Feel Good Free Meal From Cops 

New Hampshire Junkbox Grundle Juicers Arrested Using Fake $100 Fake Dough To Buy Fried Dough Previously Got Feel Good Free…

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Mainstream Media Fails

Fake News WHDH, Claremont Officials Address How Town Treats Kids Who “Look Differently” Than Them, Even Though The “Lynching” Victim Looks Like Every White Person Ever

Fake News WHDH, Claremont Officials Address How Town Treats Kids Who “Look Differently” Than Them, Even Though The “Lynching” Victim…

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Nudniks

Homeless Dude Pisses Off Drivers, Runs In Traffic & Almost Gets His Ass Kicked But His 1st Amendment Rights Are More Important Than Your Safety

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All-Star Criminals

Wannabe Rapper And Friend Get Popped For Drugs In The Dumbest Way Possible After Loitering Behind A Closed Store At 1 AM, #FreeMyBoy Crew Comes To The Rescue

Wannabe Rapper And Friend Get Popped For Drugs In The Dumbest Way Possible After Loitering Behind A Closed Store At…

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All-Star Criminals

Turtle Sound-Off! Who’s The Douche? Stalker Boyfriend Arrested For 2X “Alleged” Assault OR Ex-Con Girlfriend Who Murdered Her Previous Beau In A DUI Hit & Run “Accident?”

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Current events

Serial Psychopath Successfully Executed 3 Murders In 3 Different States Because Our Justice System Is A Joke- Good Job MA, NH & Florida!

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Reader Emails

New Hampshire Woman Who Allowed Abusive Boyfriend To Spank Her Son Is Suing And Calling The Cops For Reporting “False Documents” From Her Past

New Hampshire Woman Who Allowed Abusive Boyfriend To Spank Her Son Is Suing And Calling The Cops For Reporting “False…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Trashua Junktacular Hoodbunnies Go Toe To Sock In Friday Morning Ratchet Rumpus

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Hoodrat Heroes

Nashua Cooch Monkey Is The Biggest Waste Of A Smoking Body Ever, Her And Flat Brim Shady Boyfriend Have Been Pulling A “Money For Kidneys” Scam With Ex-BF’s Family

Nashua Cooch Monkey Is The Biggest Waste Of A Smoking Body Ever, Her And Flat Brim Shady Boyfriend Have Been Pulling…

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All-Star Criminals

Nashua Cooch Monkey Does Epic Perp Walk In Baby Gap Shirt After Her And Slug Life Crotch Rocket Crash Car And Try Hiding From Cops

Nashua Cooch Monkey Does Epic Perp Walk In Baby Gap Shirt After Her And Slug Life Crotch Rocket Crash Car…

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WTF

Bravo! Busted Coke Dealer Was ALSO Once Involved In A Murder

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All-Star Criminals

Wanted In New Hampshire For Felonious Sexual Assault And Statutory Rape! Please Share!

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Nudniks

Concord Mom Let’s Boyfriend Spank Her Previously Abused 7 Year Old, Starts GoFundMe After He Is Arrested For Abusing Him And Plays Dumb

Concord Mom Let’s Boyfriend Spank Her Previously Abused 7 Year Old, Starts GoFundMe After He Is Arrested For Abusing Him…

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