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Becky Bangs Documents Herself Committing Crime By Fucking With Hunter’s Tree Stand Prompting Fish Ferguson To Send Graphic Sexual Message To Wrong Woman Vowing To Creampie Her

 

Tampering with a hunter’s tree stand is both hunter harassment and against the law, even in Communist Massachusetts. Hunting is a well regulated right and necessity in order to prevent overpopulation and car accidents. Fucking with a tree stand can get someone hurt, including kids who go hunting with their parents. So if you’re gonna tamper with a hunter’s tree stand it’s best not to broadcast it to the world on social media like this genius did:

Wicked smart. Cutting someone’s tree stand like this is like cutting the brakes on their gas guzzling truck because you don’t think it’s good for the environment. But if you don’t post yourself committing a crime on social media then how will people know what a hero you are?

Just so we have this clear, her position on animals is that mothers in the wild should never die. If so, what is her position on coyotes and predators in general? Shouldn’t we be exterminating them because it’s unfair to squirrel moms? I guess the animal lives matter movement is kind of like black lives matter – their lives only matter when they’re killed by white guys and cops. Animal on animal crime is cool though.

This has been posted in various hunting groups on Facebook and no one knows who she is. According to sources it’s somewhere in the Chelmsford area, and I’d bet she was around there and going for a walk in the woods when she stumbled upon it. Thus why I am officially making her Turtleboy famous. If you know who she is, please send me a DM on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email [email protected] If she still has active social media then screenshot everything first, because odds are it’s all coming down soon. She posted this on social media because she wanted attention, so I’m giving her exactly what she wanted.

Anyway, it was posted in a hunting group by a woman to see if anyone knew who she was. Unfortunately some people out there are dumbasses who can’t read or follow directions, and thus mistakingly thought the poster was the girl in the photo, trying to doxx herself. One of these people is Jamie Argue from Hampton Falls, NH.

As you can see he’s into fish selfies, which is the white trash equivalent of flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats and dog filters. Here’s the message he mistakingly sent to the woman who he thought was the woman in the picture.

“May your weathered, pulverized asshole ease the suffering of good men who actually care about better our society.”

He woke up at 3:55 AM to send her that. Look like I found Bret Killoran’s long lost cousin. He continued….

Calling someone vile after after telling them that you hope a bunch of guys cum inside them balls deep, and before telling them to “bend over and spread your vulgar, raunchy vegan pussy towards the sky so you can get a sense of homemade NH venison sausage splitting you wide open and showing you what a real man looks like,” is a bold move for sure.

Finally he ended the love note by telling this woman that he planned to fill her daughter up with his raw dog relish.

 

His family must be so proud.

Anyway, he sucks too. But let’s not forget that the purpose of this blog was to identify the girl who thought it would be cool to sabotage someone else’s tree stand because she’s a dumbass who doesn’t understand that allowing the animal population to carry on unregulated is one of the cruelest things you can do to animals.

 

 

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62 Comment(s)
  • Hattie McBaggen
    Hattie McBaggen
    May 20, 2021 at 2:30 pm

    It’s pretty cool that Jamie Argue is related to Mr. Robot (far left in the family photo).

  • asdfg
    May 16, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    IT’s ironic how you criticise a guy for harassing someone, yet you set out to harass her.

  • Deshawn Watson
    May 13, 2021 at 10:34 pm

    Anyone find her Only Fans page yet?

  • Wesley Snipes
    May 13, 2021 at 5:51 pm

    I bet she has a nice pink uncooked vagina.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 13, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    If they are trying to find this chick Northampton is a wise place to start. She has the SJW lezzie look down pat and a terrible pallor from her iron deficiency anemia and hypoproteinemia from eating the oh so healthy vegetarian diet.

    She loves animals. I’d like to take her to Alaska so she can pet some of the wild brown bears.

  • Bob Murchison
    May 13, 2021 at 11:32 am

    I would lay on the ground and let her drop a steamy peanut butter dump on my chest from high upon that tree stand.

  • Krispen Wah
    May 13, 2021 at 10:32 am

    Environmental Engineer, cuts down Tree stand…

    I don’t have to explain how fucking retarded this is. For a small hint of virtue signaling she shows herself as a complete and utter moron.

    Also, would not fuck- looks smelly.

  • The King, Elvis Presley
    May 13, 2021 at 10:25 am

    With prose like that, Ol’ Jaime sounds like the lower half of the comments.

  • Judge Dread
    May 13, 2021 at 9:51 am

    A poem by the original Judge Dread:

    Oh my! oh my! oh my! What lovely junk!

    I think Captain Trips is a hunk

    And oh how I love his smell

    As I rub his dick with sexual gell.

    We shove old ladies down stairs

    And shave off their pubic hairs

    Oh how my dick always stays curled

    Untill I look at the stars and think of all the hot guys in they world.

    At that moment, my blood flows and I get a chub.

    The doorbell rings it’s Kate Peters Hub

    No more time for writing I’m going to suck his nub.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    May 13, 2021 at 8:41 am

    WAIT!!

    She “CUT” the stand down?? You mean she was armed with a DANGEROUS weapon- to wit- a KNIFE??

    It’s time for us to BAN KNIVES!!!

  • Sal Wegman
    May 12, 2021 at 7:20 pm

    Has no idea how many carats of IF (flawless) I could put on her finger. But if she doesn’t like it, she can take it back and maybe even upgrade. Just remember there’s a $400K limit on the card, otherwise she’ll have to call the bank for a purchase limit override.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Bingo!
    May 12, 2021 at 6:58 pm

    Jamie Argue = fake ST/Dizio retard

  • I need a pegging
    May 12, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    I would let that girl peg the shit outta my asshole. I would make her wear the scream mask while she does it

    • @EliSlovin
      May 12, 2021 at 5:36 pm

      Matt Berg you said your ass was mine!

  • former town employee
    May 12, 2021 at 4:14 pm

    I want everyone to know
    That I posted this on Turtleboy at 4.14 from work, while sitting on the toilet.
    Thank you

    • Acton DPW
      May 12, 2021 at 5:24 pm

      Corey York is that you?

  • Sarah Prager
    May 12, 2021 at 3:35 pm

    All that BDSM creampie pussy towards the sky talk makes me wet!

    I’d do her to! With my mouth, fingers, fist, foot, strapon!! ‍‍

  • Split a cab? Si Senor
    May 12, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    5-12-21 WORCESTER, Mass. (AP) — A fight involving two passengers in the back of a livery vehicle resulted in one of the men getting stabbed to death, police say. Officers responding to reports of a stabbing at about 8:30 a.m. Wednesday found the victim, identified as William Gomez, 65, in a Worcester hospital’s emergency room where he died a short time later, police said in a statement. Ramon Castro, 53, was held without bail.

    5-9-21 WORCESTER (CBS) — A man is dead after a shooting outside a Worcester restaurant early Saturday. Officers were called to the area of Paku Lounge on Chandler Street around 1:30 a.m.

    5-6-21 WORCESTER, MASS. (WHDH) – Police are investigating a double shooting in Worcester on Thursday night that left two young men injured, authorities said.

    Officers responding to a report of a double shooting in the area of Sigel and Bigelow streets around 11:15 p.m. found two men, aged 19 and 20, suffering from gunshot wounds, according to Worcester police.

    • Joe Petty
      May 12, 2021 at 4:58 pm

      Welcome to our fair city! Please park a mile away and run the gauntlet to Polar Park at night.
      When you want to leave, we’ll happily throw a Table Talk pie in your face

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    May 12, 2021 at 2:20 pm

    Not gonna lie, that Jamie guy is the fucking man. Whether he’s kidding or not, it’s the response to her shittery that she deserves.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      So stupid
      May 12, 2021 at 2:26 pm

      You, like Jamie, fail to notice that he DIDN’T EVEN SEND THE RAPE THREATS TO THE RIGHT WOMAN.

      • Death
        May 12, 2021 at 2:57 pm

        It’s the thought that counts

        • The Wrong Woman
          May 12, 2021 at 4:02 pm

          It’s not. I was the “wrong woman” above. My daughter “he wants to creampie” is 14 years old. I only wanted the vegan chick brought to justice for trying to harm other people. This sexual assault shit is ridiculous.

          • Alexander Rich-Shea
            Welcome to Hell
            May 12, 2021 at 5:15 pm

            Nothing is sacred here, don’t let it get to you.

          • real school committee
            May 12, 2021 at 5:21 pm

            Why was your daughter allowed to be alone in in the woods with this guy at 14. You need to be more active in her life as a positive roll modal, sounds like she is rebelling and needs positive attention.

          • "Wrong Woman" from this article who got the nasty messages
            May 12, 2021 at 6:26 pm

            Did you read the full article above or not? I’m not related to this chick. The girl in the photo isn’t my kid. I was the one who called her out on my post. This douche Jamie thought I was her and this was his response.

            Also to the other guy above. It doesn’t phase me. I live a relatively public life. I’m just excited they both got on blast.

          • Linda Coralyn
            SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
            May 12, 2021 at 7:40 pm

            Wouldn’t worry about a rape. Sounds like a guy with ‘ little dick syndrome’. And when you throw in the obvious feminine features, the need to assert himself, the sexual threats against your young daughter, you’re looking at a man with questionable pronouns.

            Still needs a bit of time away from civilized people though. Destroy him

          • @The Wrong Woman^^^
            May 15, 2021 at 3:08 pm

            Beyond disturbing. The fact that this guy isn’t in shackles is also unacceptable.
            Please be safe and I hope your daughter is ok.
            (To all: I don’t mean to victim-blame…that’s not what this is when I say; Put the phone away. Everyone doesn’t HAVE to be a star, have their 15 minutes. Privacy (and sometimes, more often than not, your safety) is out the window when you invite the internet into your life, never, ever to return…it’s gone. If you see something like this, take it to cops. This guy is disgusting. And terrifying.)

          • @“Wrong Woman”^^^
            May 15, 2021 at 3:28 pm

            Maybe think about living a relatively “private” life, given the fact that you’ve now brought this disturbing shit into your 14 yr olds life?
            The fact that you’re barely offended by the incredibly disturbing things directed at you and your child but rather that you “got excited that they were put on blast” … is mind-boggling to me.
            Get your priorities straight.

            WOW.

      • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
        May 12, 2021 at 10:58 pm

        Let’s be brutally candid here. The articles here are usually WALLS of badly formatted text and images. It sucks that the message didn’t go to the right person. But it would have been a lot cooler if it did.

  • Set Up
    May 12, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    The girl in the woods WOULD!

    Nice Tits, the hair and face and clothes look clean and above average for TB notoriety.

    One question why would anyone put on makeup and lipstick before hiking? B/C they were going to film a social media video, hope she brought her Coachella bag for the “hike”.

  • Joe Biden
    May 12, 2021 at 2:01 pm

    Enjoy the $5.00 a gallon gas by the end of this year.

    • President Harris
      May 12, 2021 at 2:05 pm

      We did it Joe!!!!!

  • Hay is adequate bedding
    May 12, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    Farrakhan Muhammad was arrested in Jacksonville, Florida, on Wednesday, four days after the shooting in the tourist hotspot. NYC

  • Gas Hoarder
    May 12, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    She looks like a poor man’s Winona Ryder. Definitely bangable but imagine having to chat with her over coffee the next morning. Not worth it

    • Yelp
      May 12, 2021 at 5:32 pm

      Winona loved her a big brown beaver and she stroked it all the time.

  • Professor Griff
    May 12, 2021 at 1:50 pm

    Maybe she’ll hit a deer on the way home, get out and get mauled by hungry wolves….

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    May 12, 2021 at 1:48 pm

    First of all, Jamie can creampie my ass any time he wants, woof!

    Second of all, this is the Turtleboy equivalent of that time Taylor Swift said she didn’t like Nazis.

    All the incel commenters must be rage-shitting their pants right now, they thought TurtleBro loved their constant rape-beat-kill comments on every article.

    What’s next, will TurtleBro say it’s bad to call a faggot a faggot?

    • Death
      May 12, 2021 at 3:05 pm

      Haha…you really think we care what turtle boy thinks? Lmfao…we don’t! We just come here to blow off some steam and get a few laughs at other peoples expense. Most of the articles are repeat screen shots (annoying af) all the way through.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        May 12, 2021 at 5:19 pm

        Yeah I really think you care what he thinks. That’s why the usual proud self-declared regulars are absent from this article’s comment section. They really thought TurtleBro reads their comments and is their rape-beat-kill-women-and-faggots bro. Now they realize they’re just the dregs of his readers, the very worst sort of shit eater, and he would spit on them in public if given half a chance.

  • Stop white hate
    May 12, 2021 at 1:34 pm

    I’m joining this crowd going mask free on June 1st!!! People getting power back!!!

  • Miss Worcester Diner
    May 12, 2021 at 1:20 pm

    Ratchet Madness was very poorly done this year IMO. No updates,local politicians/celebrities and the like. If you don’t care about it or don’t have the time,bring it behind the barn and shoot it.

    • all in all
      May 12, 2021 at 3:55 pm

      Compared to most years it wasn’t great but considering TB was coming off a suicide, self lynching attempt and a complete mental breakdown I say TB did great to even put that together not to mention publish blogs almost everyday.

  • Eric Wunschel
    Orca
    May 12, 2021 at 1:16 pm

    Two opposite ends of the shitbag spectrum. I’d like to see one of them crammed inside of the other and the whole fleshy mass rolled into the sea like a beached douche whale.

  • Greta Thunberg
    May 12, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    What is it with guys and wanting to rape women who offend them? Literally dude once in prison you are just a tic above a child molester. This dude is mad because he lost all his hair in college. Fuck him. He’s worse than her. She’s too stupid to know what she did could hurt someone but that asshole just wants to rape. GO FUCK YOURSELF you ugly toad.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 12, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    Bald headed stooge. Also, this chick is a cunt,

  • randiguy2006
    Yes!
    May 12, 2021 at 12:46 pm

    This is exactly the kind of important information I want from my School Committee member.

    Can’t believe you lost.

    • FUCK YOU
      May 12, 2021 at 9:41 pm

      I wholeheartedly agree. This is what I was saying all along. One can’t pretend to care for the innocent kiddies and post shit like this.
      Like…What, How?

      • Wright Wranger
        May 13, 2021 at 3:20 pm

        I agree 100%. I see your username and think “Finally, a person who loves children.”

        Keep up the good work, weirdo. Without your virtue-signaling we would be eternally lost.

  • phillip j mckracken
    Rick in Rutland
    May 12, 2021 at 12:40 pm

    Whoa! A rare single bagger, you don’t see many of those being TB famous. Wood! Would! Weaulxd!! Like a screen door in a hurricane.

  • I went to school with her
    May 12, 2021 at 12:37 pm

    I went down on her in 9th grade. Her vag smelled like cheez-wiz and cat piss.

    • Eric Wunschel
      Patrice O'Neal
      May 12, 2021 at 2:04 pm

      Its been aging like bread, not like wine.

    • MJ
      May 12, 2021 at 2:18 pm

      Give it a rest dude. You comment stupid shit like this on every article and it’s not funny. It’s childish and pathetic. Say something intelligent for once

      • Eric Wunschel
        Patreeki
        May 12, 2021 at 2:27 pm

        No

      • Inflamed Anus
        Agreed
        May 12, 2021 at 3:26 pm

        It’s like when my little kids do something and get a laugh, then beat it to death thinking they will get a laugh again, only you’re not a fucking kid! Listen, you have an entire 24 hours before there’s a new story, just try to come up with something new to write in the comments, I’ll even give you an up tick even if it’s not funny just for trying!

        • Eric Wunschel
          Black Phillip
          May 12, 2021 at 3:37 pm

          So you’re saying my shitposting attempts are aging like bread, not wine…

          • seriously
            May 12, 2021 at 3:47 pm

            Why do you like aged bread? Is that a new thing?

      • ok new material I changed it up
        May 12, 2021 at 3:45 pm

        Back in college her nickname was crew because she was jerking 2 guys off in the back seat and it looked like she was rowing for the crew team lol omg i crack myself up. Actually if she would jerk me off that would be great.

      • Spic Tormentor
        May 12, 2021 at 4:40 pm

        Well, some people so think it’s funny because it has 8 upvotes. So at least 8 people thought it was funny.

        • Alexander Rich-Shea
          Alexander Rich-Shea
          May 12, 2021 at 5:22 pm

          Look at you mustering up the will to crawl out of your dank dark hole. Good for you. Call me if you wanna fuck my face, 339-215-9546

    • Death
      May 12, 2021 at 3:10 pm

      The last time you were near a vag the doctor cut your umbilical cord.

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