I discussed both Feta Cheese Freddie and his attorney Bootleg Avenatti on the live show extensively on Saturday night.
Read this if you need to catch up. But basically this VERY serious attorney named Robert Fojo sent me a threatening email after I blogged about his client’s refusal to pay the cleaning lady. At the end of the email he told me to contact him to talk about it, so I did.
He literally threatens me at the end that if I don’t respond to his email then he will come after me. So I did what he instructed me to do by calling his office once, emailing him, and posting a couple times on his wide open Facebook page.
Then today he decided to go and do this:
Very serious attorney.
The application he presented to an actual judge for the order is absolutely wild. He’s not only trying to get an order against me, he’s also going after two women who I assume are not real people.
He quotes Spanky McFarlane at the Turtlegram and says that the blog is hateful, says that false things were stated in the blog, and admits that Feta Cheese Freddie hired him to write me the letter despite being unable to pay his cleaning lady.
Note the Mike Gaffney footnote at the bottom. Another VERY serious attorney.
He complains that I left a sexually inappropriate joke about the relative size of Greek penis in my email response to him, and says that calling him Bootleg Avenatti means I’m saying that he’s a criminal.
He finds it “incredible” that Turtle Boy Sports Forever chose “Media News Company” as a category on Facebook, even though we publish more real news than this guy has ever seen in his lifetime.
He accuses me of falsely mocking him for being Portuguese, even though he’s Cuban.
Is this real life? I was mocking the Port-a-geez in general!! Not you dickface! Don’t even get me started on the Cubans!!
He accuses me of running the two fake Facebook accounts he’s getting orders against, because all fake names on the Internet must be me. He says I make fake pages so I can pretend like Turtleboy has real people who read it. Oh, and he says I do all this in order to cover for my insecure feelings.
Bruh, you’re getting a harassment order over hurt feelz. Just sayin.
He complains that I posted on his Facebook page, made nice comments about his girl’s gerber servers, and made derogatory comments about his client’s parenting skills, even though his client abandoned both of his daughters and is not a part of their lives at all.
He complains that the fake Facebook accounts said mean things about him being worse than Carole Baskin.
Oh, and then he blamed me for like a dozen other Facebook accounts leaving comments on his page, including Dick N. Vulva.
He blames me for calling him from a 617 number, even though every ratchet in America knows I have a 413 number.
He says he’s scared of me or something because I responded to his threatening email, and he even included Exhibit B which has the joke, “What do you call a Greek guy with a big dick – Italian.”
Very serious attorney.
He says I’m being served with it, but the Holden Police say they haven’t been sent it. Nevertheless he posted this document, allegedly signed by Judge N. William Delker, stating that Bootleg Avenatti told me to stop contacting him, even though he’s never done that.
First thing that comes up when you search for that judge:
Considering I don’t live in or do business in the state of New Hampshire this all means jack shit. All I was doing was replying to a threatening email.
This guy apparently is butthurt that everyone in Manchester was watching the live show and agreed that his client is a toolbag, and that he looked like an idiot for sending me that douchey email. So he did what ratchets like this always do when they get called out for their shitty behavior – made up lies about me harassing his kids.
Quoted Spanky McFarlane.
Said that no one cares about my show that is clearly bothering him so much that he filed for a harassment order, while trying to use big lawyer words to make himself sound smart.
And for the record, I’ve been sued WAY more than twice, and I’m still undefeated in court.
At the same time he said that I was acting like a deranged stalker who made his life hard to manage.
He claimed that the guy he was threatening to sue me on behalf of had BENEFITTED financially from the blog, even though his club is not open.
Ya got that? His client is so damaged that he put it in writing that his client BENEFITTED financially from the blog.
Very serious lawyer.
Oh, and this guy showed up on the Clarence Woods Emerson page to defend his honor today.
Dude, he’s not gonna fuck you. I don’t care how many Hampton Beach glamour shots you take, or how many 757’s you can have land on your forehead in 24 hours.
He’s got that chick with the nice gerber servers, who I’m sure really appreciates her boyfriend dragging her into this. Then again, maybe he would.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Plus, if you’re gonna send someone to my page to be your PR guy, pick someone without the Google trophies.
Anyway, I haven’t been served, but I think I might go to the courthouse and take one out on him too. This guy really creeps me out dude. If I do get served then I guess I’ll finally be popping my Manchester cherry on May 7th. Everyone’s invited!
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96 Comment(s)
I’d imagine he’s with her for her intellect, and she’s with him for his vigorous opposition to moral turpitude.
im sure his wife kicks his ass daily. this lawyer should be outed for trying to take someones freedom of speech away. it appears they give anyone a law degree these days. he probably got it for checking the “other” box when it asked race. either way, trash this inept lawyer for what he is. lawyers like this make all the good lawyers look bad. hes crying because someone said bad words that he didnt like. typical liberal crybaby. get over it bitchboy. one day you will go after the wrong person and find yourself to be a hood ornament. no worries tho, because not even the wife would shed a tear. women like that are only in it for the money.
“Eight”head McGee would be more accurate.
Fuck! Do I have to go back to work for this bullshit?
Phoebe Cates…Phoebe Cates…Phoebe Cates
That lawyer, give him a red bow tie and you’ve got Pee Wee Hermann!
Turtleboy or whatever the hell you call yourself, is this literally what you do for a living? Btw, great name. Real winner. Not douchey at all. How long did it take you to write that bullshit of an article? At least you’re spelling and punctuation were correct. Are your parents proud of your “career” choice? I seriously hope you don’t have kids because I feel terribly sorry for the role model they have as a father. I immediately regret wasting my time reading this article and the comments which are laughable. Not only are you a racist, ignorant asshole, but your “followers” are worse. Keep making fake accounts and going after him. That’s literally the most mature thing to do. These are the actions of a bully in high school. Regardless, good luck on your writing. You’re an exemplary member of society. Oh, and don’t harass his kids. That makes you a total piece of shit, but I’m assuming you go to bed every night already thinking that right?
So don’t waste your time reading the article. Take that time to go fuck yourself, you miserable cunt.
LMAO. That’s a really good response . Maybe you should write for the TurtleBoy too. He needs some quality content.
Fucking herself is more than likely her only option. Can’t imagine any sane individual wanting to be with her.
We found Mitch
We don’t believe for a second you haven’t been here before. Good job throwing us off your scent.
Shut up, queer.
Expensive toilet brushing.
I can’t believe this guy’s like ‘I’m not Portuguese I’m Cuban’ like that’s somehow better?
How the hell does a banana boat cuban piece of human garbage end up in beautiful New Hampshire?
Too much garbage ends up in NH. Not sure why, when they have plenty of places in Mass they could fit right in with. Love seeing the flood of Mass plates up here lately. Trying to escape the commie cold? You’re bringing it up here with you. Go back home. No one wants you here.
When fojo law goes “bottoms up” and you know it will.Make sure to stop by
for one last reach around with Tommy.Then get on a Greyhound and head for Fla.
And tell the juice head deadbeat dad to pay the cleaning lady.He wont be paying you.Thats for sure.
She’s going my way
Fojo will never have high profile client again.
Enjoy the google trophies.
i heard his dick is so small his wife had to be artificially inseminated
I think the Cuuuuuuuba lawyer wants to spank TB.
Could I have his cellphone #???
How much do you need is to donate to the Turtle Fund?
“”Illiterate” Proud American” you meant, right?
Forehead? That’s a FIVEhead.
Fojo should practice aeronautical intercourse on a mechanized pastry.
In other words, go fuck a flying doughnut.
He can pay his bootleg lawyer but can’t pay his cleaning lady and drives a benz. Tommie Gunn is a fucking shit bird.
I will be calling you again today to discuss
legal strategy.
Stock Market through the roof, I said stock market jumping through the roof. 3 reasons Commie Bernie is gone with the wind, You better not fall asleep before me Joe Biden has no fucking chance after the left has been exposed for the 1,467 th time. And last but not least, our favorite president pulling us through this fucking mess belicheckian style not giving a fuck about what people say and keeping his eye on the prize. (And I hate the fucking pats.) We will remain the greatest nation this planet has known.
Has the cleaning lady been paid yet?
Mitch are you any good with a nail gun?
Casual Observations:
1) I wouldn’t pay his GF for sex. Oh, fuck it, who am I kidding.
2) This fucker went to Harvard Law? All his public talk about masturbation seems incongruous with HLS. This is what HLS gets for filling quotas.
3) Mitchell was arrested near a rest area. You don’t say ……..
How much is this going to cost you?
The Mrs. files for divorce in 3,2,1..
When hojos wife finally realizes that he has stretched the starfish of half of Tommy Guns
waitstaff…It will get expensive.
men included
The ADL was created by B’nai B’rith to defend a famous J£wish pedophile named Leo Frank. He raped and murdered a 13 year old white girl named Mary Phagan and tried to blame it on a black man.
Most lawyers are J£ws.
Stick an extra large Kong ball stuffed with American cheese up your ass and go play with a pack of pit bulls, you colossal fucking tool.
How does one pay their legal bills if they can’t pay the cleaning lady? If you’re a bodybuilder you find a betacuck lawyer with a hot girlfriend and a muscle worship fetish.
I wonder if this so-called “Amy Hackett” is related to Buddy Hackett?
Any normal person would see this and say, “don’t waste your time and money, you have no case, stop being a pussy.” But lawyers like Bootleg Avenatti see a chance to rake in a few bucks on an unwinnable case.
The Greek roid head can’t pay the cleaning lady and now he is paying a lawyer?
Beside mentioning how good this publicity has been for his client, be sure to quote the attorney’s own words that he says your supporters watch the YouTube show because we “can’t actually masterbate in peace” and that he said “It’s classical, emotional human nature, and I’m enjoying the display.”
What is it? Are you afraid for your safety Attorney Fojo, or are you enjoying it?
How do you know I can’t masturbate in peace? My fucking wife… every time she catches me… “You’re jerking off again? What the fuck is wrong with you? Clean it up after you’re done, you horny fucking asshole.”
These guys lost/won a cocksucking competition against each other.
Greaseball Fojo, the Jr. Attorney in training, demands a response to his initial letter Vs TBS.
TBS responds to the request, Mr. Sears Business suit, files a restraining order. LMFAO, not the brightest attorney out there is he.
He can’t even spell “masturbate” correctly, I assume it’s his #1 pastime
He got that shitty suit from Zayer’s and I bet he goes to a bald barber…you know what they say about them.
Bootleg lawyers like this (and there are WAY too many of them) have a lot of time on their hands even when there isn’t a pandemic shutdown.
Expect losers like this to be filing hundreds of phony lawsuits over Covid !( against the struggling businesses that actually manage to survive. They will deepen and extend the new Great Depression that we are all going to be living through.
People who do this for a living are themselves a plague on society.
they haven’t been sent it…
Schedule some time (603) to drag race (401) on Mitchell’s forehead (9990).
Hmmmm… I find it odd that this guy was granted a date and a restraining order with out you even being notified and your local pd still doesn’t even have the paperwork and your court date is supposedly 7 days away???? Seems to me the big bad lawyer may have fudged some paperwork to try to do some damage control… Ya know it never ceases to amaze me how scumbags can shell out thousands to am overpriced hack attorney but cant pay those they actually owe money to… You know what you call people like that… Scumfucks… Ive come across one or 2 of those types in the past
Everyone say Hi to Mr. Fojo and Five Head Ted we know they’re reading this. TB is renting a lot of space in their heads. Given Five Head Teds rather elongated cranium that’s saying a lot.
Mr. Fojo can I call you Bob yeah I’ll call you Bob, I’m sure you don’t mind.
So Bob you got all bent out of shape because TB said your girlfriend had a nice rack lmao. Anyways…. I was wondering if you can taste other men when you kiss your girlfriend? You know she gets around long days at the office she’s bored and looking for ways to spend your money. Think about it Chump.
I wish I had a nickle for every punctuation missed. Jesus.
If I had a nickel for not caring I’d have like one nickle.
Join me in filing a bar complaint against this fraud attorney.. He is abusing the system and thus stop.
It costs NOTHING to file a complaint. Google how to send a bar complaint against Massachusetts lawyer.
Yeah! Then we can google how to file one against a New Hampshire lawyer after we get enough practice?
I can’t top that level of snark. Damn
Only one way to Carnegie Hall.
Frojo is a dirty spic that entered this country illegally on a raft.
How did a flabby, bald, pencil neck with jowels get a smoking hot chick like that? It’s gotta be the lawyer money which explains why she dumped him. How many billable hours is he getting for his Grundle Grudge match with TB? Looosah!! You went to Lawyer school for this shit, dumbass.
Wanna make him really butt hurt bang his ex wife she would probably send the evidence just to rub it in his chubby face.
It’s a train wreck , but it’s so compelling to follow . It’s one thing when he fucks with junkie losers , but when you play with shipping tycoons that own yachts and marry a dead presidents widow your back in court , this time with an injunction. Not to mention who are the Greeks tied in with ? They are well established in Worcester , another Ethnic group that does not play nice when provoked . Just going to watch this all unfold , hell Mikey Mike may fly up for this one .
oh no the Greeks is mad, better wear an anal chastity belt.
Nobody involved with this is in any way involved with Greek families that have any money, at ANY level, let alone shipping magnet billionaires. A Greek family that owns a single pizza joint is vastly superior in morals and finances than any of the bottom feeders featured here.
And the “lawyer” is the biggest loser of all. There are no fake slip and falls or fake car accidents for bottom feeders like him to eat off like the pigeons that they are so this auto user client is what he has left.
Correction on Forehead McGee: that’s not a forehead, it’s a Fivehead
You were a teacher and you don’t know the difference between the Declaration of independence and the Constitution? BTW get the bimbos’ info, bet they have a few google trophies as well
Are you surprised? Most people don’t know the difference, yet yell about it like it’s their Bible. Then again, most Bible thumpers yell about things that aren’t even in it, and disregard the ridiculous bullshit that is.
Awww I see the people who like common sense hate hearing that the Bible is full of nonsense. What? Oh right, hypocrisy. Forgot. My bad ladies!
Worse he was a history teacher. Every single post about history shows him stuck at a high school level understanding and gets basic facts wrong. It’s incredible.
So … Fojo is Cuban heritage. Learned something new.
Certainly does explain the connection (305) to former Florida (281) addresses in his past (4119).
This lawyer slime has validated his ‘Bootleg Avenatti’ label.
Turtle riders can let him know they will be out in force.
This shit website is going to be gone in no less than two years. You can’t spell. Your “writing” is atrocious. Your obsession with Bristol is revolting and I think she’s gross. There’s no way you passed the MTELs.
Why so grumpy, babycakes? Care to share who was blogged about that made you so cranky?
# Believe All Woman, except Tara Reade, she’s a liar!
She is also invisible.
Well DUH, Biden is the man, am I right?
This dude is totally gonna be in ratchet madness 2021.
The only thing that lawyer is going to succeed at is piling up a bunch of billable hours for that nightclub owner. He’ll milk him for thousands. His client is a fool throwing money away to a con artist dazzling him with toothless legal stunts.
Bitchell Flaming talks about your “undereducated following” but doesn’t seem to know the difference between “your” & you’re or when to use than vs. then. Maybe he needs to learn how to read.
From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe… it’s Bootleg Avenatti. If you gave this guy a Viagra… he’d just get taller.
I knew most lawyers were douchebags, but this one is on another level. His butthole is hurting with the fierceness. Who’s the obsessed one? If I knew I could get away with being such an asshole in a profession like that, I’d be representing the fuck out of people by now. Maybe I should use this time in quarantine to become a bootleg Avenatti. Sure looks easy.
congrats sweetie. what a Pro!
and has the cleaning woman been paid yet? almost certainly!
Last photo, couldn’t buy a rug better than that? Hideous to say the least. Also, really sensitive in Manchester. Obviously gigantic egos involved!
Omg I just laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pass out! There is just way too many things ripe for comment in this… I will simply pick on his statement that Turtleboy “is insignificant“ and that “opinions…on Facebook…” doesn’t mean much to him past the next few minutes. IF TB was so insignificant this dude wouldn’t be soiling himself and keeping up with the commenting and posting new shit about this constantly instead of telling the other idiot that they both need to stfu, if he wasn’t worried.. Lol, what a tool. Some good statements of his in those screenshots are going to bite him in the ass too. A professional, worthy (cough) lawyer would know not to show so much emotionally reactive narrative to any comment or statement…That’s office 101.
Uncool to make a comment about the boobs. It makes UT seem to be a strange, sad, little man. And Leigha will be very unimpressed.
Seriously, the boob comment ruined it all. Go ahead, be that guy Unc, but that was the one stupid move.
Hold on, I need to go post “bUt WhAt AbOuT tHe CoNsTiTuTiOn” on a picture of this guy’s kids.
Wow unreal I’m looking for a late nite laugh after a long day of serving the people of Boston and helping Mayor Marty gather data on how many Boston residents are actually obeying the mandatory ‘ Mask Laws” in the downtown crossing section of the city , and after 6 hours of essential work and happy to report to Marty 90% of the city is totally on board and in total compliance!!!!! I got to read this absolute insane nonsense. The good news is it kept me laughing from Park Street all the way to Savin Hill on the red line!!!! Hey respectfully I wouldn’t worry about it, guy sounds like a real douche bag, kinda like the asshole in the White house!!!!! Omg your the best
Obama and his partner Mike are no longer in the Whitehouse
This guy’s a peen. Pure and simple. There’s no other way to say it, He spanks his monkey and gets paid to send threats out. That’s all he’s good for. Oh, he’s awesome at filing Will’s for probate too
That’s a lot of worrying and fretting for writing one letter, the dude has to be losing money. Font was too small to read who’s the attractive woman in sunglasses with the large breasts?
Arrested near a rest area??
Hmmm wondering what he was doing
Body waxing, body builder arrested near a rest area. What’s the body builder’s connection to the lawyer? Seems to be in his corner so to speak.
Mr Mojo doesn’t appear to have much of a sense of humor. Would love to hear from the former Mrs Mojo
He looks like one of those gay lawyers on tv commercials that’s like “WERE YOU INJURED IN A MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENT? YOURE ENTITLED TO A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE CALL NOW”
He’s totally that kind of lawyer. Also, how’s the butt fingering going?
Watched a lesbian fisting video today one girl fisting two other girls vaginally followed by anal fisting. The girls getting fisted were doggy style an seemed to love it, next time a woman says it’s too big you know with proper lube and prep they can take champagne bottle.
Anyone else getting dick chafe from bopping the bologna too much during the shutdown?
Who said it was too big? My tiny pussy loves a challenge. Put up or shut up.
I thought I heard an ambulance siren…what a chaser.
Oh Christ, here we go again, the start of another 7-part series, I can see it coming
With no one illegally parking TB needs content!