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Boys In The Homegoods Goes Full West Coast, New Hampshire Chud Pulls Gun On Guy With Baby Who Told Him To Stop Speeding Through His Neighborhood In Company Truck



A New Hampshire man says that he saw some asshole driving down his street too fast and yelled at him to slow down. Then this happened:

Boys in the hood, New Hampshire style.

Break yo self foo!


I will concede two things:

  1. We didn’t see what happened before this
  2. The guy filming it is a moron too considering he allegedly had a new born poon polyp with him and continued to provoke a nutjob with a gun pointed at him west coast style

People like this make law abiding gun owners look bad. They’re worse than any gun grabbing liberal, and do significantly more damage to the Second Amendment. I’m 98% positive I know who it is. He was tagged in the post, responded, I screenshotted pictures from his page and messaged him, and now his page is completely private. However, I’m not gonna write about someone if I can’t keep it 100. The company owned truck he was driving was from E&E Septic, a family owned business in Epping, which has since issued a statement saying he was fired.


However, they didn’t give a name so I reached out to them for comment. They wouldn’t give me a name, and when I gave them the name I was told of a guy who looks a lot like the man in the video (and also happens to “like” every gun page possible on Facebook, and who happens to also live in Dover), the folks at E&E said that it wasn’t him. Let’s hope they’re not lying to cover for this asshole, or just pretending they fired someone until the heat dies down, because they seem like great people.

I did reach out to the Dover Police and it seemed like this was the first time they’d heard of the video. Pro tip – Facebook court is not real court. You can’t see something like this, share it, and assume the cops will see it. You actually have to call.

On that note, if you would like to confirm my suspicions about this asshole’s identity:

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36 Comment(s)
  • Bet He Can’t Smell it Ether
    April 1, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    See what I did there?? You’re welcome.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 30, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    shown off in a stale wife-beater, worn over sweatpants with a literal dick hole, is underarm hair tattooed to great lengths, and although he never fired his weapon, his weapon got him fired.

  • Nonya
    March 30, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    The guy with the gun was identified as Matthew Moore in the original post thread.

  • E&E Septic
    March 30, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    E&E Septic:

    We’re #1 In The #2 Business

    A Flush Beats A Full House

    You Dump We Pump

    If You’re Not 100% Satisfied With Our Service… We’ll Give You Your Shit Back FREE!!!
    – E&E

  • Nice Shirt
    March 30, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Is that guy a young 62 or a hard 26? I really can’t tell!

  • Keeping the family bonds strong
    March 30, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    Yo dude,I was able to run faster then dad and brothers,so my sister became my girlfriend,you got a problem With that

  • Ruan
    March 30, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    I don’t believe it because what black guy sticks around a newborn? Something’s fishy.

    March 30, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Do yourself a favor and look up Brahms Reed. Look up how he sued the Boy Scouts for $70000 for the sledding accident.

    There’s A&B on an officer.

    Here’s a good article: “A Maine teenager was on bail when he shoplifted from a local supermarket Friday, then bit, shoved, punched and “head butted” store workers who tried to detain him, say police.”

    Seems like the septic guy knows the right way to deal with septic problems.

  • holy crap
    March 30, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    What the hell happened to Jimmy Fallon he looks like shit

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 30, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    This guy is exactly what comes to mind when you hear septic tank pumping

  • Captain Trips
    March 30, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Anyone who holds a gun sideways like that should be euthanized.

    He should be easy to find. Smell sewage? Follow the trail…..

  • Cheddah
    March 30, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    After reading and watching this, all I can think about is the Highway Safety Systems tragedy that happened roughly 4 months ago..
    This is a disaster waiting to happen..
    Hopefully for the owner’s sake, he did in fact fire him because he’ll definitely regret it once this story catches fire, and it will…
    And yes, the father was an idiot pulling a stunt like that with his kids.

  • Highway Safety Systems
    March 30, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Can I get this gentleman’s phone number??? He’s obviously looking for work.

    • Cheddah
      March 30, 2020 at 3:25 pm


  • Truth
    March 30, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Kill it with fire

  • LOlz
    March 30, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    “People like this make law abiding gun owners look bad.”

    Dude…this IS you average NH gun owner.

    • Pistol Pete
      March 30, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      Looks like that’s a Daisy BB gun.

  • Guy Is A Hero
    March 30, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    He should have shot the filthy Dominican for searing in front of the “children” who will grow up to be hoodrat dregs of society.

  • Billyjoejimbob
    March 30, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    A honey truck engineer,bed he got a great edmuacation

  • Two sides
    March 30, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    It’s never gonna happen but I would love to see the video of what happened before this. My guess is the guy with the phone went after him and threatened him and probably even tried to stop the car from going anywhere. Guy with gun may be an idiot but I may have to side with him on this one. For a guy to be talking the way he was with a gun pointed at him with him saying kids were there. I bet he did a lot more to deserve this

  • whatevuh
    March 30, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    Assault with a deadly weapon at the minimum . . . . stupid ass

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 30, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Holy shit, this piece of trash has a wedding ring. I wonder what his husband looks like.

  • Hey retard in wife beater.
    March 30, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    Let me tell *you* something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes “click.”

    • Donnie
      March 30, 2020 at 7:35 pm

      What’s a pederast, Walter?

  • Miss Worcester Diner
    March 30, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  • Billy Bob Chick Tits
    March 30, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Cant wait to see who dirty pants chick tits is. Wonder if he has 2 first names like Billy Bob and is originally from Arkansas and married his younger sister.

    • You Jealous Bro
      March 30, 2020 at 8:58 pm

      No he just fucked your sister and your mother

  • Sweaty Merkin
    March 30, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    I bet he ate a lot of corn on the job.

  • Lee Ho
    March 30, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    The company stepped up and did the right thing. They didn’t try to hide anything. Nice to deal with honest people for a change.

  • upper deck biscuit
    March 30, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    I think he might have the disease

  • Jordis
    March 30, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    It looks like he swims in the septic systems he cleans ..holy Joe Dirt!
    Holding that gun all Kill Shot movie style like a douche who carries because black people scare him.

    That lead didnt scare the iphone dumbass recording…good for him. Stupid of him to provoke but grading on the curve, Joe shit stained wifebeater looks worse.

  • Think before you speak
    March 30, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    I wouldn’t demonize the guy. Yes, he made a stupid mistake and has paid for it. But he appears to work and support himself, as opposed to making excuses and collecting welfare and dealing drugs. And he works on septic systems. Cut him some slack. What could be worse, working in the NYC sewer systems? Being a nurse or other healthcare worker? Lesson: don’t yell at septic system workers who drive dangerously; we don’t know and don’t want to know what they’ve just seen.

  • Dick Scratcher
    March 30, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Irony – in the UK rhyming slang for wanker (and this guy is a colossal wanker) – is “septic tanker”.

    Also septic tank is used as rhyming slang for Yank as well. #JustSayin 🙂 🙂


  • Fetch the rope
    March 30, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Crazy white boy should’ve shot the nagger.

    • Hate Dindus
      March 30, 2020 at 3:32 pm

      Here come the libs downvoting.

  • Pbr street gang
    March 30, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    I think it’s probably OK they didn’t mention his name they probably don’t know what the fuck to do at this point honestly I think they’d leave it up to you to take care of the rest of what needs to be done about this asshole !! I like these people I’m glad they fired him right away

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