So I got served by New Hampshire Attorney Robert Fojo, AKA Bootleg Avenatti, because I did what he told me to and responded to his threatening email vowing to pursue litigation on behalf of his deadbeat club owner friend Feta Cheese Freddie, who still hasn’t paid the cleaning lady for scrubbing his toilets. The Sheriff met up with me and gave me the paperwork for the temporary RO and the hearing date in Manchester on May 7. Obviously this is a fucking joke and it’s a a disgrace that a judge would humor this. I figured with the commie cold crisis that the hearing would be electronic, but because RO’s are supposed to be serious things for serious people, I have to go to court on Thursday to fight this in person. I look forward to the opportunity to see this clown in action and explain to the judge why this idiot has no business being an attorney.
But I’m not the only one he’s doing this too. One of his Facebook friends shared the blog about him and got some passive aggressive messages like this.
Oh look, he learned a new word – inconsequential.
The guy he was speaking to works at The Pint, so Bootleg Avenatti threatened to go in there, get served by him, and tip nothing.
Human. Garbage.
He then threatened to use his power as an attorney to sue the poor guy if he dared to share any more TB articles on Facebook.
The guy told me what happened and showed me the messages, which I then posted on Facebook to show the world what a royal dickhead Robert M. Fojo is. He then messaged the guy again and told him that sharing screenshots of Facebook conversations is illegal.
I shit you not – a lawyer said this. This fucking idiot called screenshots “recording and disseminating.” He thinks it’s wiretapping. If you EVER consider hiring this guy, do yourself a favor and find someone else because this morons understanding of the law is non-existent. Either that or he knows damn well it’s not against the law but he’s just trying to use his power as an attorney to threaten and intimidate people he doesn’t like.
But wait, it gets worse. He filed a $5K small claims suit against the dude yesterday.
According to Rule 3.1 of the New Hampshire Rules of Professional Conduct,
“A lawyer shall not bring or defend a proceeding, or assert or controvert an issue therein, unless there is a basis in law and fact for doing so that is not frivolous, which includes a good faith argument for an extension, modification or reversal of existing law.”
Bootleg Avenatti just violated that rule by attempting to get a RO against me, and by filing a $5K small claims suit against a guy who didn’t break any laws. This is the definition of frivolous and I will be filing a complaint with the New Hampshire Ethics Commission. This man has no business being an attorney, and he’s clearly not mentally well.
In 2017 he was hired by a landscaping company to file a frivolous lawsuit against a woman for voicing her opinions about the company’s prices on a Facebook group for Mom’s. The lawsuit was thrown out before getting to trial, he wasted the client’s time and money, but on his blog he says that the judge fucked up and that he’s taking this ridiculous lawsuit to the Supreme Court.
“That ruling was legally incorrect.”
He knows it was correct. He went to Harvard, so he’s not stupid. He just lies and lies and lies to clients, gives them false hope, and then doesn’t follow through. Spoiler alert – it never made it to the NH Supreme Court.
And just when you thought he couldn’t be a bigger penis he went on Facebook and posted that he couldn’t wait to hit up the bar where the guy he’s taking to small claims works.
Look who joined him.
He’s clearly threatening to intimidate a bar employee by vowing to bring his crew of totally NOT gay buddies down to The Pint when the guy is working.
Check out who commented on the picture.
Feta Cheese Freddie still hasn’t paid his cleaning lady. These really are the worst people I’ve ever written about, and I blog about people who literally sell their children on Craig’s List. Sorry, but if you work at Whiskey’s 20 or spend any money there and support this asshole then you’re kind of a piece of shit too. Their entire staff should quit. If you stay on then you might end up on Turtleboy, because you’re part of the problem.
And did I mention that last year he messaged a woman who was having a problem with his friend Feta Cheese Freddie and offered to represent her in a lawsuit against him?
He called Feta Cheese Freddie a shithead, and referred to him as “bad people.”
Can’t make this stuff up.
He also claims that I lied about him getting a DUI, but the court dockets show otherwise.
Oops!! Don’t worry, I’ll be contacting Manchester Police to get the police report on that, as well as his other arrest for domestic violence. I’m sure the mother of his children, who got rid of him just like most of his former employers, is really happy that this asshole is dragging her kids into this too.
In case you didn’t realize just what a joke this guy is, here’s his old cover photo on Facebook:
Him beating a bunch of women and chicks in costumes at the beginning of a 5K. It doesn’t get much more pathetic than that.
Can’t wait to see this guy in court Thursday. In the meantime, please do NOT flood his Facebook page with bad reviews. He might sue you too!!
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45 Comment(s)
i am pretty sure the judge will give him an earful for wasting the courts time on his ego. he will feel stupid by the end of the day and he knows it. they should record it and put it all online to show anyone who googles his name before they hire this idiot.
Can’t you mean people see that I’m just afraid of growing old and losing my good looks? If this keeps on going, I’m never going to be able to bottom beefcakes like Tommy Gun and the guys taking saunas at Gold’s Gym. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for another 5K. I’m hoping I can run fast enough that my homosexuality can’t catch up with me.
List of benefits here for TB:
– More job security
– Refinement of sociopath decimation
– Advancement towards his jailhouse
legal degree
– Road trip to NH
* Gets his ass out of the house
* Opportunity for tax-free purchase
For our benefit:
– Watch another trainwreck unfold
* Eat more popcorn
this rancid ham has all the hallmarks of a legacy fratboy, mistaking entitlement for rights, he’s like a child pretending to be an attorney as he flails about the internet in search of clients. what a fuckin’ putz.
What a schmuck, you never button the bottom button of a two button suit. Thinks he’s GQ, but really G zero.
I was about to point out the same thing. What a poser.
I noticed that too.
If your not doing anything later do you want to come over and blow me fashion boy, I’m horny?
You just screwed yourself in this blog. Hilarious! Nice knowing you TBS. Should have stuck with obsessing over Bristol. You are. Entertainingly, pathetic!
Social media is cancer.
Assume the Position!!!
Hi mitchell!, what rest stop will you be at this week?
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
The dead skunk will have skid marks before it
This lawyer and his pals really give off that guido douchebro vibe.
Hojo Law is 5’11” according to his DUI arrest report. Hojo is also the tallest of all his brahs = all short body builders with no body hair yo dogs no need to cum out the closet its clear whats up
‘Stopping in at the Pint’ must be Gay Slang for drinking a golden liquid or something
TB challenge hojo to a road race winner take all humiliate him
Hey guys CLARKE here, that would be Mayor Marty Walsh’s childhood BFF CLARKE yeah that CLARKE!!!! Regardless beautiful day just got back from downtown Boston passing out masks and educating the folks about they importance of them!!!! Incredible response 100% of the city is on board and are excited to help defeat this lethal COVID 19. But yeah checking in always love my fellow turtle riders, yours truly CLARKE !!!! MARTY’S BFF
Great work Clarke! Any idea why Mahty and Chuck didn’t think of mandatory masks 6 weeks ago or 4 weeks ago? Kinda like trying to pad that score at the end of the game when your down by 30 points and figure losing by 20 points would look much better come election day.
Guv Chucky “uh well if you recall I did pass an executive order requiring masks”. yeah douche after the peak was passed and soldiers homes were all wiped out, good work chucky boy. BTW did AJ Baker use a mask to hide his identity and sexually assault any women, Biden would be proud.
Odds this guy knows Stormy Daniels?
Over 30 wearing a backwards baseball hat. Fucking balding loser. Hey dickwad, you’re bald. Everyone knows. You’re not fooling anyone you insecure microdicked loser.
Cut the shit, Turtleboy
That picture was stolen from my 2013 drop-seat suit collection catalog
All business in the front, gay party in the back.
“You’re going to like the way you look, I guarantee it!”
I could use a FOJO on my staff.
I’d like to be in his staff. Hee Haw
Erection, I mean correction, on his staff.
Dickhead lawyers may be the worst people on the planet. Easily worse than drug dealers, terrorists and Democrats.
Hope you get the 5k.Then maybe you could buy a mans suit.
I’m curious if the NH Bar Overseer’s help program sent him to Recovery Mountain after his ‘indiscretion’ with the MPD and that annoying DUI. It’s their ‘go to’ for lawyers with…… issues.
Fojo when the law firm dissolves would you consider
a teaching position at SNHU?
I still like his suit jacket.
Apparently Freddie doesn’t know his lawyer thinks he’s a shithead ! LOL Well, he does now ! Just shows to go ya, lawyers will take money from anyone, for any reason. scumbag
All males in Boston are mandated to wear pink speedos starting Monday or else you will gat a jizzyah fine of $500.
Mahty says its science based to save you so you have to do it and you cant ask questions because its science based.
Strange, I thought marty was a pink sock type of guy.
Fojo your a rusty nail! A Mortadella! You look like the last shit I took!!!
Fojo disrespected my father at the Stage Deli many years ago and I busted up his face. I LEFT HIM FOR DEAD RIIIIIIGHHHT
how dare you
I think a couple of those young lads played on
special teams at Penn State.
Book’em Danno…..2 more weeks. Count on it
Sununu shut down NH until 31MAY
Baker Squad will follow
Hey Steve That’s 4 weeks not 2.
I’ll bet the Fitchburg pedo catchers will be ambushing this dude at a Motel 6 in the near future. He looks like the type who would have bags of Skittles and duct tape in his car.
Definitely a glory hole knob gobbler.
Tommy Gun just revoked all of Fojo’s pink starfish privileges.
A Cuban+Mavre=A Mavre that can float
Fojo is my boi
I’m looking forward to the Thursday update. I hope the “failed former teacher” blogger embarrasses the Harvard graduate. That would be beyond epic.
Here’s to hoping the judge is a fan of the US Constitution. Cheers.
This is the same scumbag who probably kept tommie gun out of jail. Not to mention brokered the possibility he used to be a DEA informant back in the day.
They’re both fucking scumbags and probably spit roast most of he waitresses photographed in the pictures of the original blog.
It took a large percentage of the rave scene to shut this slug rake out 15-20 years ago, I hope Uncle takes him and his scumbag fear and loathing type lawyer down.
Most Greeks are assholes.
This guy is unbelievable! Spiraling like a MOMO
That “family pic” looks like the biggest bunch of fags LMAO
This is how you handle this guy: you file a bar complaint with the state he is licensed to practice law in. this is abuse of his law license.
That’s great advice Now. This shithead is completely abusing his law license and I really hope TB takes the time and does what you’ve suggested. He should not be able to get away with it. Good luck TB