Daddy Delusional Facebook Lives Himself Kidnapping His Wife And 5 Kids Driving 110 MPH Before Crashing Into New Hampshire Cop Car And Tree


Union LeaderA Massachusetts man arrested after leading police on a chase with his five children in the vehicle live-streamed some of the incident on Facebook before allegedly ramming a cruiser and crashing into a tree in North Hampton. “We don’t want to die,” one of his daughters screamed at one point as she pleaded with him to stop during Thursday’s frightening ordeal. Alpalus Slyman, 29, of Dorchester, faces three counts of felony reckless conduct, conduct after an accident, and disobeying an officer. 

The arrest followed a pursuit that began when police in Haverhill, Mass., notified New Hampshire authorities to be on the lookout for a blue Honda Odyssey minivan. Police had received a report that a woman was thrown from the vehicle in Massachusetts, which prompted the chase, but Rockingham County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Al Brackett said they later learned that the woman was Slyman’s wife and that it appeared she jumped out while it was moving because she was concerned about the way he was acting.

Slyman posted several videos from inside the minivan on his Facebook page, some of which were taken before his wife fled and he continued on into New Hampshire with the children — ages 13, 5, 2, 1 and 8 months. Brackett said the 13-year-old child also posted about the incident on social media. Screams could be heard several times during Slyman’s livestream as he refused to pull over while listening to WROR, a classic hits radio station.

“Don’t you understand? The cops aren’t your friend,” he tells the children before claiming that he’s trying to protect them.

At one point he turned the camera toward his speedometer, which showed him traveling at 110 mph. He also asked for help from the president: “Donald Trump, I need a miracle,” he said. Slyman later told the children, “All they’re going to do is drug me and then say I’m crazy.”

In earlier videos before his wife got out and the chase began, she could be heard begging him to stop.

“Slow down, honey, before you kill us!” she says after telling him that he’s “not right.”

Slyman is being held without bail at the Rockingham County jail after he was found to be a danger to himself and his family. Brackett said a mental health evaluation was requested. Police soon learned that the incident was being live-streamed from inside the minivan, prompting Rockingham County dispatchers to connect to the feed and advise deputies and officers that there were passengers in distress and in need of help. Deputies and officers from several agencies continued to pursue Slyman as he got onto Route 101 and headed eastbound. Stop sticks were deployed while he was traveling in Stratham, causing one of his tires to deflate. Police said he got off Route 101 at Exit 12, struck another vehicle, and drove on into North Hampton, where his minivan was boxed in by sheriff’s vehicles. At that point, Slyman rammed a cruiser and struck a tree at approximately 12:17 p.m. in the area of 10 Exeter Road in North Hampton. Slyman was arrested without further incident. Brackett said the children were not injured and were later reunited with their mother.


This is the wildest video I’ve ever seen. He thinks he’s talking to a radio, or he thinks he’s on the radio the entire time. He thinks there’s a conspiracy to get him and that his kids are a part of it. His teenage daughter at one point turns the wheel to try to get him off the road and convinces him that she has special powers to communicate with the police who begin chasing them.

This is the wildest part.

“My daughter’s trying to kill us.  She’s trying to silence us. You’re part of it aren’t you?” (to daughter)

“Don’t you understand the cops are not your friend?


He had a bunch of videos on his page, you could spend all day watching them. This is from when his wife was still in the car. She calls him mentally delusional, he accuses her of not loving him, she begs him to pull over in a clam voice as their teenage daughter screams “we don’t wanna die,” and the wife cries, “you’re going to kill us.”

In this one he says, “don’t you understand I’m trying to protect you?” He then asks Donald Trump and Q Anon for help and says that Hillary won’t help him because she’s demonic and cut open a ten year old (debatable).

Here’s another one where the girl is screaming for help in the background and pleads for the baby’s sake to pull over.

“She’s just a baby (the baby in the back), she’s so innocent.”

“My wife and my daughter were a part of it, I can’t believe it. The radio let me know that my neighbors were actually spies, they weren’t even really married.”

As you can see from his posts, he is completely insane.

You can’t even be mad at a person like this. It’s tragic because he’s completely lost his mind. He’s nowhere near reality. His brain has been completely taken over by an actual disease that prevents him from being grounded in reality. It’s nothing less than a miracle that the children were not hurt, and they are beyond lucky.

Mh question is, why did his wife jump out and abandon the kids? I don’t wanna judge anyone who’s been through a traumatic event like this, but if Mrs. Turtleboy was driving the crotch fruits and I off a cliff, then I’m going down with them. You couldn’t pay me enough money to leave my kids in the hands of a person who is capable of killing them.


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50 Comment(s)
  • Amanda Sawyer
    June 14, 2020 at 5:50 am

    He is dreamy..

  • Lake Speed
    June 13, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Hillary does indeed eat children

  • Causal Observer
    June 13, 2020 at 9:26 am

    Saw this on live leak, was hoping you’d pick up the story

  • Bob
    June 12, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    I don’t get it…..why does everyone keep calling him crazy? Are we watching the same video??

  • Butt Blind Massachusetts Voter
    June 12, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Charlie Baker will have this lunatic’s license pulled. He doesn’t fuck around with this stuff.

  • Anne
    June 12, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    I shut off the video when the child started screaming. This isn’t entertainment or news. It’s fucking personal tragedy. God help that family.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    June 12, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    No, young Timmy.
    This is actually the product of liberalism
    Now, go back into Mommys basement and eat a bag of dicks.

  • Bridie being a bitch
    June 12, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    I would Like to think the wife escaped to try and get help for her children . I wonder what happened after she made her escape

  • whatevuh
    June 12, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    I’ve been wondering for a long time, if you’re fucking nuts, are you aware that you’re fucking nuts, or do you think you’re just fine, and everyone else is fucking nuts ?

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    June 12, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    There was a time, long ago, called Danvers State Hospital. If you were a raving lunatic like this asshole, that’s where you went. No longer a danger to society
    Then along came the feel-good liberal Democrats, and shuttered the State Hospitals.
    Now, they walk among us.
    They, after a court proceeding, they are released on a “pinky-swear” that they promise to take their meds, and promise to see their Shrink.
    Until they don’t.
    And they again become a danger to society, and one more dangerous thing that the police need to involve themselves in
    Then, God forbid, a cop shoots one of these nuts , the cop gets crucified ( especially if he is of color).
    Another product of liberalism.
    Keep on voting (D).
    You reap what you sow.
    Just ask Seattle.

  • Bad genes
    June 12, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    Why would anyone have 1 child with a mentally ill person then have 4 more children with the same maniac, mom must be a shit head to. The worst among us are having the most children, reverse evolution brought to you buy liberalism. If you can’t feed em don’t breed em.

    • Snarky Pete
      June 12, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      What’s the big deal?? Men have been having children with the mentally ill for centuries.

    • Alpalus slyman
      August 17, 2021 at 11:47 am

      Actually my wife is great what people don’t realize is the reason why i gathered my family in the first place was to protect them on WROR 105.7 they broadcasted live that me and my family were in danger and mock my words if i can find this information im going to expose the Corruption that ruined our families lives!!!!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 12, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Sorry kids, you’re dad is retarded now. Please have him sterilized, lobotomized & get his ugly ass to a dentist.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    June 12, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Holy shit!!!! Im seriously horrified…that just triggered some ptsd shit…
    Those poor babies.. Mental illness is no joke. Although i question whether that is mental illness or some kind of adderall induced psychosis … I’ve seen similar behavior in people who abuse that crap and end up staying up for days and thinking of all these whacked out conspiracy theories and shit. Pretty scary. That lil girl is going to have some serious trauma from going through that. I pray this family can heal and this guy gets the help he needs

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    June 12, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    I love his exotic look,was his dad a G.I. in the Phillipines ?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 12, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Guy’s lost it. 5 kids. Great. 5 kids on the gub’ment dole. Wonderful.

  • Judge dread
    June 12, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    If you play stupid games you win stupid prizes.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 12, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      If you marry and have 5 kids with a stupid idiot like this guy, then you end up with 5 kids and married to a stupid idiot.

      Actions and results are too hard of a concept for a great deal of the general public. That’s why so many people’s lives are all fucked up.

  • randiguy2006
    June 12, 2020 at 3:04 pm


    • Truth
      June 12, 2020 at 3:09 pm

      They’re the only businesses with money to spend. Hello!!!!

      • randiguy2006
        June 12, 2020 at 3:26 pm

        Its a hoax!!

        • Adderall Word Hole Cover
          June 13, 2020 at 2:11 pm

          Just another example of Unc’s hypocrisy. You know dam well when he leaves the basement and goes for more adderall his word hole is covered.

  • randiguy2006
    June 12, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    White people, AMIRITE?

    • Oh No
      June 12, 2020 at 8:07 pm

      Oh no, not this jackass again. Exactly what language does the word “AMIRITE” come from? What is the definition? Is this Ebonics? Maybe the language of the Ratchets? Help us out here so we can properly ridicule you.

      • Melania has Crabs
        June 13, 2020 at 3:41 pm

        Typical delusional Trump supporter

    June 12, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Five kids! Remember when lots of working men had families like that? I wonder what Alpalus does for a living . …

    • Snarky Pete
      June 12, 2020 at 3:00 pm

      No doubt the kids all look like their fathers. The guys who come fuck his wife while he wears his chastity belt in the corner

  • North of the Border
    June 12, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    Not gonna snark, just hoping dude gets some help. Luckily, nobody died this time.


    • cuntservative
      June 20, 2020 at 11:25 am

      Every. Single. Word: 100% agree.

      The guy should be punished, hard, for piloting a 3000lb missile at 110mph, IN THE RAIN, with his 5 children.

      But the poor guy needs some serious help. This is Hollywood movie-level craziness.

  • Guaranteed
    June 12, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    This video will get plenty of air time on the news networks tonight. The part where the guy says “the cops are not your friend” will be edited out.

  • Timmy Doherty Boston Antifa
    June 12, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Welcome to Trump’s Amerikkka!! I’m stunned The Orange Man hasn’t praised this loser or offered to build a statue to him. Then again, it’s New Hampshire so remember that hillbilly’s vote is worth 7 of yours. That’s the really messed up part. Every time you walk by a human being, remember that, according to our electoral system, the opinions of the most racist and ignorant among us are worth more than yours…

    • Minneapolis BBQ
      June 12, 2020 at 3:04 pm

      So what is your endgame?

    • Father Porter
      June 12, 2020 at 4:16 pm

      Hi Timmy , meet me in the rectory at 5 for your “SPECIAL “ communion

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      June 12, 2020 at 4:42 pm

      Hi cucky! What part of boston are you from? Billerica? Malden? Dare I say Cambridge? Was talking to some Roxbury bangers and locals and they are literally dying for you pussies to start some shit in their neighborhood. Are you chodes up for it? Definitely bring masks to help stop the bleeding

    • Stupid Timmy
      June 12, 2020 at 8:19 pm

      Hi Timmy. I realize you probably only have a 6th grade education so I’m going to try to help you as best I can. First, it’s “America”, not “Amerikkka.” Second, the guy is not a hillbilly from NH, he is from Dorchester, which as far as I know is still in Massachusetts. I understand you’re not too good at the reading thing, so we forgive you. Third, which comes as no surprise, you clearly don’t know how the electoral system works (you didn’t make it far enough in school to be taught that.) Anyway, if you really are an Antifa Maggot, please come to my house so I can give you your final lesson, how a 9MM works. Thank you.

  • D.B. Cooper
    June 12, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    “All they’re going to do is drug me and then say I’m crazy.”

    I would prefer to watch you getting beaten to death with a baseball bat you piece of shit.
    If no bat is available, a chain would work.

  • rock bot
    June 12, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    what a household!

  • Don Lemon
    June 12, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Needs to renounce his white privilege.

  • mcf1122
    Frances Gumm
    June 12, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Give him credit for knowing Hillary Clinton is delusional.

  • Nurse Ratched
    June 12, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Because Trump supporters are anti-cop…. MEDICATION TIME!!!

  • DiDi
    June 12, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    Sad to say but I can tell by how calm the other kids are they used to this.All the kids including the he oldest have witnessed his craziness before .Mom keeps thinking he will change and let’s him stay around.Dcf Hopefully was already involved and removed the kids until mom understands this man is insane .But she probably never will care.

    • Orion
      June 12, 2020 at 2:41 pm

      Same thought I had. Especially the oldest child seemed like they knew the drill and had to compensate for his actions before.

    • MJ
      June 12, 2020 at 3:09 pm

      I’m sure he’s shown plenty of signs leading up to this but she’s in denial. I feel sorry for the kids but she’ll probably be pregnant again by the end of the year

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    June 12, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Whats more believable.He is a Trump supporter or a
    Honda Odyssey can do a buck ten with a full payload?

    • Orion
      June 12, 2020 at 2:40 pm

      Same thought I had. Especially the oldest child seemed like they knew the drill and had to compensate for his actions before.

      • Orion
        June 12, 2020 at 2:42 pm

        ^ Oops, replied to the wrong freaking comment.

  • The Sparrow Prince
    June 12, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    Another one wearing womens reading glasses in every picture.

  • I Got An Office Job at Barstool Sports For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women. Also Iron Workers are Gay
    June 12, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    This isn’t a crime it’s a cry for help. This is what happens when you live in a state that REFUSES to subsidize mental health awareness. We spend more money on militarizing the police when we should be spending it on social workers and mental health professionals who can work with these people before they snap. He’s clearly had it with all of the disgusting white privilege in this country.

  • Blue Lives Matter
    June 12, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    Sorry, dont believe he is a real Donsld J Trump supporter

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