Thanks to coronavirus the people are gonna need Turtleboy more than ever to get them through this quarantine. And I anticipate no shortage of material being sent to our inbox over the next few weeks. Here’s an interesting post from a nurse in New Hampshire that went viral before being taken down this morning.
So let me get this straight. This woman is a nurse who just worked a 60 hour week on the front lines of the virus. God bless her for that. Then the poor lady went to Stop & Shop for a “simple, fast, and easy” dinner….in the produce aisle. She was wearing her scrubs which made a rabid cheesehog decide that she was patient zero. This cheesehog then blamed her for spreading the disease and cold clocked her in the produce aisle.
Then instead of calling the cops she did the new 911 – posted about it on Facebook for thots and shares. Nearly 8,000 by the time she took it down this morning.
And she’s not even mad at this person because the woman was “just protecting herself” from coronavirus by punching her in the eye.
What store was it at? Mystery.
Did she alert the authorities or do anything besides post about it on Facebook? Mystery.
I’m not saying this is a Jussie Smollett, because I wanna think the best of this woman. She’s a nurse and she’s doing a lot more to fight this disease than I am. But if I was assaulted at a grocery store for wearing scrubs I definitely would call the fuzz and it would take all of five minutes to have the woman identified and arrested. No normal person would ever get punched in the face at the grocery store after getting blamed for causing an epidemic, and just shrug it off like the cheesehog’s actions are completely understandable.
But someone wrote it on Facebook so it must be true.
I messaged and friend requested Amy and she took her page down within 15 minutes after that. Look who else was on the case:
Mitch is Bristol’s coffee bitch. As you can see, they’re so unoriginal that their plan moving forward is to literally just write the same exact kind of stories that Turtleboy did on their shitty website that no one will ever read. This is the same guy who was whining in Discord about me never acknowledging him like he was some important cog in the Turtleboy system who actually mattered.
Yea dude, I never mentioned you because you’re completely irrelevant. You’re also a hack who bites off of other people’s work and I’d never bring on someone with such little talent. Hope that clears things up.
“We just wanted to rebuild on our own. And by that I mean, use Turtleboy to build up a following on our Facebook page, then use that page to direct people to our new channel. That’s what building on your own looks like right?”
Sounds about as legit as getting punched in the grocery store for wearing scrubs.
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